/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>land a date with Shondo
>Choose semi fancy restaurant
>Not going to break the bank but nice enough she’ll be able to get a little dressed up
>Roll up to her house.
>She looks fantastic in a deep claret dress
>opened toed heels
>”you’re such a gentleman” she says as you open the car door for her
>drive to restaurant
>street is packed on a Saturday night
>Oh God there’s no place to park.
>Circling
>”There’s a spot!” and points
>Space sandwiched between two SUV’s
>”That’s perfect, you can make that, right?”
>Panic washes over you.
>Oh God I’m gonna have to parallel this.
>Trying keep a straight face
>”Why don’t I let you out and I’ll meet you inside? Reservation is X for 8:10”
>”No it’s fine I’ll wait so we can walk in together.”
>Oh God damn it.
>You have strategically avoided having to parallel park for the last three years. Deliberately parking further away, telling yourself “well a little walking never hurts”
>deep breath
>back in, misjudge it, scrape the fuck out of your rim.
>pull forward, try again
>diagonal, half of your car sticking out into traffic
>fuck
>”do you want me to get out so I can wave you in?”
>”nah I got it”
>”okay” she says, taking out her phone. typing to someone.
>finally park the car
>you were early, now you’re on time for your reservation
>get walked to your table
>”am I supposed to pull out her chair too? fuck is she going to think I’m going overboard? Is she going to think I’m a simp?”
>while you’re still debating this in your head you take a small half step, still unsure what you’re going to do.
>bump into her
>whoops, sorry. decide at the last second NOT to pull out the chair.
>you just stood behind her for a second then have to round the table to your seat
>hostess has a “what the fuck is this guy doing” look on her face
>painfully awkward silence at the table
>neither of you know what to say
>she excuses herself to the nose powder room
>flag down waiter to get some liquor in you to calm your nerves
>while she’s gone google “good questions for a first date”
>all of the links are purple, you looked at these earlier today but you’re so nervous your mind blanked.
> What’s your favorite way to spend a day off? Where’s the next place on your travel bucket list and why? What was the last thing you read?
>Ok, got it. You can do this
>She’s been in the bathroom for what seems like a long time
>oh fuck did she leave?
>She exits the restroom and walks over to the table, gives you a shy smile as she sits down
>”everything come out okay?”
>”what?”
>”what?”
>Staring at the menu now
>”They’ve got Calamari as an appetizer.

does anyone else have the stream on in the background while it’s live and then watch watch the VOD before going to bed