/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Can you stupid, syphilis-ridden bitches quit deflowering the eunuchs in the dungeon for one season?
I'm running out of "pages" to bring to the castle and the king is going to have my head if I can't get him at least one complete scrying session before winter comes. My readings are only so accurate when the virginal fingernail I'm examining reflections of incense smoke in is attached to a dead eunuch and not one that can talk back to me.
What the fuck guys. Help me out here. I'm the only Jew in town.