/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>29382806
Respect your elders, you meanie.

>>28556476
I already admitted this but yes. Gomen.

>>27641493
Goddamnit. I've been yebbed.

>>27039815
Stop making fun of the wolf milf.

>>26570753
>I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll fart your house down.

>>26317283
No. It's stunted and I'm embarrassed by how small it is.

Goddammit. I was about to take a nap.

Wait, do people unironically find Calliope's and Kiara's roommate unattractive? I thought we were just memeing.

>>24217309
>>24217369
I give up. There's no pleasing you animals.

>>24166441

>>23974388
O-oh...

>???
Mio how come you're not a mother

>Mio
Oh, I just never had kids.
It... just... didn't happen.

>???
You're sterile, is that it?No, that's too convenient of an excuse. The truth is, nobody ever wanted to have babies with you. Isn't that it? Always the mom's maid and never the mom? Must be hard on you, knowing that the years are ticking away, your friends all getting married and all the while your uterus is slowly shriveling away, drying up, becoming totally worthless.

>>12230632
>>12230716
>>12231755
>I'll never forget the night it happened.
>It was Hololive's yearly live fest.
>You told me to take our daughter with me since you had something to do and you might get there late.
>I remember glancing to the side of the stage wondering where you were.
>Getting pulled aside by A-chan and Yagoo.
>Being told what happened to you.
>Rushing to the Hospital in the middle of the fest.
>Having the doctor telling me that you won't make it.
>Walking into your room and having a sinking pain in my heart once I saw you.
>You telling me not to cry while wiping away my tears.
>Saying that the doctor already told you what was going to happen.
>Pointing to a bag and telling me to open it.
>Pulling out a manila envelope with paperwork and a key inside.
>Telling me that you had finished the paperwork for a house for us out in the countryside and it was supposed to be a surprise.
>Saying your sorry that you won't be there to enjoy it with me and our daughter.
>Asking me to hold your hand because it helps you relax.
>Telling me to tell our daughter that you love her and will always watch over her.
>Saying how these were the happiest years of your life.
>Asking me for one last kiss and telling me "I'll always love you" while squeezing my hand.
>Feeling your grip loosen as you close your eyes and slowly drift away...

>>12230632
>>12230716
>>12231755
>I'll never forget the night it happened.
>It was Hololive's yearly live fest.
>You told me to take our daughter with me since you had something to do and you might get there late.
>I remember glancing to the side of the stage wondering where you were.
>Getting pulled aside by A-chan and Yahoo.
>Being told what happened to you.
>Rushing to the Hospital in the middle of the fest.
>Having the doctor telling me that you won't make it.
>Walking into your room and having a sinking pain in my heart once I saw you.
>You telling me not to cry while wiping away my tears.
>Saying that the doctor already told you what was going to happen.
>Pointing to a bag and telling me to open it.
>Pulling out a manila envelope with paperwork and a key inside.
>Telling me that you had finished the paperwork for a house for us out in the countryside and it was supposed to be a surprise.
>Saying your sorry that you won't be there to enjoy it with me and our daughter.
>Asking me to hold your hand because it helps you relax.
>Telling me to tell our daughter that you love her and will always watch over her.
>Saying how these were the happiest years of your life.
>Asking me for one last kiss and telling me "I'll always love you" while squeezing my hand.
>Feeling your grip loosen as you close your eyes and slowly drift away...

It wasn't a nightmare huh, this is reality...