/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Good lord it's all just timeloops in here, isn't it? Well, there's 20 minutes to enjoy this.

Background post:
>>14726172
>Just to make it absolutely clear.

>>Fauna starts stream, audio troubles, OBS troubles, she eventually fixes the issue
>>She starts doing the ASMR, gets weird comments that she either didn't like, found weird, or made her uncomfortable
>>She warns chat that she'll "push us off" if they keep going
>>Greynames keep going because they're dumb motherfuckers
>>She stops and says she'll do Heartbeat in a pre-recorded ASMR instead
>>Starts playing Kalimba, gives multiple volume warnings
>>Retarded Greynames complain about the sound being too loud instead of turning down the sound on their end
>>She continues to play another 2 songs
>>Decides to just nuke the vod and tells people she's nuking it

>I fucking hate that she felt the need to apologize the way she did and I hate the fact that we can't have nice things because children and retarded adults want to ruin everything for people.

Fucking greynames, upsetting my sweet onee-san Kirin. Well, I got an archive of the entire chat log. Want to see what awful shit your oshi puts up with from greynames?

[00:00:42] greyname Evan: WHOO ASMR LETS GOOOOOOO
[00:00:44] greyname isuo-o: nyahalo
>[00:00:51] member The Keksadler: konfauna
>[00:00:52] member via: KonFauna~~~~
[00:01:06] greyname Hazmin: Heartbeat straight away? lol

>[00:02:18] member zshattler: No worries!
>[00:02:18] member Valente de Jesús: It happens
[00:02:16] greyname Charles Villeneuve: en curse
[00:02:30] greyname Bryan H: OH BOY I JUST LOVE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES


>[00:03:12] member Miyusical: we'll be waiting mama
>[00:03:18] member Sonicb00m111: It's ok, take your time
[00:03:09] greyname AceisKing: ok bye
[00:03:11] greyname Bryan H: THAT WAS A NICE STREAM YALL
[00:03:15] greyname SasukeUchihaGts: its \\\\\\itzs\s over goodnight

>[00:04:37] member Outrun the Wind: We can hear you now
[00:04:32] greyname jh l: CAN YOU FEEL MY HEARTBEAT
[00:04:44] greyname Akomz 19: is the mic touching your booba

>[00:05:37] member Ash: We will wait
[00:05:38] greyname Time-Wah!rped Reaper Phoenix of Atlantis: I can't hear any heartbeat, so I'll assume Fauna is dead

>[00:06:44] member zshattler: She’ll be back chat, just hang on!!
[00:07:03] greyname affliction: don't care didn't ask plus ratio plus I care plus L

>[00:09:04] member Arkhand: it will be fine~
>[00:09:57] member Sindingbat: I'm cozy waiting, no rush
[00:09:01] greyname loomer: i cant believe fauna is dead
[00:09:24] greyname DΔvidZ【】: No heartbeat detected, can't believe Fauna is gone
[00:09:46] greyname rrk297: looks like joined at bad time. first stream
[00:10:20] greyname Bryan H: If Fauna reschedules I will unsubscribe
[00:10:42] greyname SasukeUchihaGts: good stream

>[00:12:09] member aurxra: we will wait however long it takes mama
[00:12:09] greyname Bryan H: We went from 433 to 286. SADGE
[00:12:18] greyname SilverDANoob: 275 ppl lol
[00:12:48] greyname Feeble: everyone is gone lol
[00:13:03] greyname Bryan H: Welp. I’m leaving for Kronii stream. Later y’all

>>14761117
It keeps getting worse, of course

>[00:14:11] member Amamii: It’s okay please don’t stress
>[00:14:11] member AxelDarkana: It's totally understandable and not your fault
>[00:14:13] member JC: my god i love you so much
[00:13:55] greyname Bryan H: NANI?!?! Don’t apologize my love; be calm
[00:13:55] greyname Chubasaa Leung: Finally, Fauna can brush my bald head!
[00:13:56] greyname 李暄: i'm your father


[00:15:27] greyname Chris Redfield: Heat rate go brrrrrrrr
>[00:15:51] member Elijah Dunay: the heart of a speedrunner
[00:16:09] greyname Bubba the Great: Lol just realized that constant patter of rain pour was your heart rate. You okay fauna?

[00:16:30] greyname Cowslip Poetry: The heckin' superchatterinos
[00:17:53] greyname Tommy Dalrymple: Ayo fauna you a vamp? You listen to carti??? I’m not watching with sound so you gotta give me a visual queue. Shake yo head or something
[00:18:40] greyname Bububixby: what if you stopped breathing for 1 min???
Here's where they start getting weird and uncomfortable

[00:22:07] greyname Yotsuba Enthusiast: was that a stomach rumble i heard?
[00:22:12] greyname mukmuk723: tummy noise asmr when?
[00:22:27] greyname Recews: tummy noise
[00:22:43] greyname Superslime: tummy noise
[00:23:27] greyname ninjan_259: petition to have tummy rumbling asmr
[00:23:33] greyname Thunerous1: Use the toes
[00:24:57] greyname Sat Sut: Yeah baby! this is what Ive been waiting for, this is what it’s all about
[00:26:47] greyname Bargo Hoss: Ohhh. Stomach noises.
[00:26:50] greyname Jarence Yozama, Shower Guy: So lovely. Also ....tummy. :0
[00:26:54] greyname mukmuk723: tummy gurgle
[00:26:55] greyname Nick Major: its pretty satisfied
[00:26:56] greyname 6Speed Mikey: did your stomach growl?
[00:26:58] greyname Angel N. Guz: growl
[00:26:58] greyname BerserkSlayer: Growl
[00:27:11] [DELETED] greyname just some dude: yo when the fat ASMR?????
[00:27:55] greyname just some dude: YO when the fart ASMR????
[00:30:02] greyname just some dude: randomly in the future make a fart sound in an ASMR video. I think it's funny
[00:32:29] greyname Shub Takkorath [Ina's Apostle, 11th of the Twelve]: nice tummy noise

>[00:34:06] member ThemeTeam[テーマチーム]: Hearing Fauna’s little heartbeat makes me feel like I’m being hugged! Us saplings don’t deserve such a sweet onee-san

[00:33:21] greyname Angel Padilla: Can you do a backflip
[00:33:48] greyname Kikoeru: @Angel Padilla then a kickflip
[00:34:22] greyname Matthew Teo: ain't that your stomach
[00:34:29] greyname ᐅᓇᓕᒃ ᓇᓄᖅ: Lol, blessed tummy growl~


>[00:35:37] member Lance 7689: Chat stay quiet!
>[00:35:43] member SquidsAreAwesome100: Chat don't be cringe
[00:34:50] greyname Moonlight Shiva: chat, making fauna laugh RTA when
[00:34:59] greyname Matthew Teo: of course it's the 3dio. it's totally not your stomach
[00:35:24] greyname milkia: Can we make her laugh?
[00:35:35] greyname GMLCoder: stop sayin weird things, chat!
[00:35:36] greyname Kuro: LOL we do a little trolling

>[00:37:06] member Tsuuka: whatever you’re comfortable with!
>[00:37:11] member Greg: You don’t need to be nervous with us
>[00:37:22] member sutakku: it's no problem Fauna, whatever you're comfortable with
[00:36:52] greyname Link Lovell: yikes. ruined it
[00:36:54] greyname JustGolem: Awwww no more live heartbeat
[00:37:12] greyname YoJoJo: Maybe make a heartbeat sound effect with your mouth as a substitute?
[00:37:26] greyname BlGOLAF: it's okay, whatever you wanna do. More fingertaps would be cool with me lol
[00:37:56] greyname DirtyMight Music: dont worry we appreciate you no matter your BPM
[00:37:56] greyname Angel Padilla: Throw us at the wall

[00:38:10] greyname kaira.dyrilia 181901047: this is no more asmr fauna
[00:39:00] greyname kaira.dyrilia 181901047: im watching kroniis live and yours fauna and pls notice me

>>14761117
>[00:12:09] greyname Bryan H: We went from 433 to 286. SADGE
I don't even watch fauna but I did click to see what was going on and this was the only comment that I remember, didn't know it was that bad

fucking image limit
https://files.catbox.moe/hbhkvy.png

>>14761501
Around this point both the greynames and the members chat devolve into asking for it to be louader, louder, louder. They want to do that "max volume gang" thing... in an ASMR stream.
[00:44:41] greyname Utkarsh Pandey: *turns vol to max* hehe I am rebel
[00:45:56] greyname Jack Bob: if your device isn't giving you a hearing loss warning then the volume is too low
I'm sure this is what an ASMR streamer wants to to hear for feedback.

To the credit of both members and greynames, at the end of the stream everyone was unanimously supportive of Fauna unarchiving it if she wanted to, and everyone wished her well and told her she didn't mess up.

But we don't have to stop being angry. A name kept coming up, one Bryan H.

[00:00:18] greyname Bryan H: See you next pre chat my fellow saplings!!!!!!
[00:01:13] greyname Bryan H: FAUNA YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING
[00:01:50] greyname Bryan H: GOODNIGHT MY FELLOW SAPLINGS. SEE YOU NEXT PRE CHAT
[00:02:30] greyname Bryan H: OH BOY I JUST LOVE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
[00:03:11] greyname Bryan H: THAT WAS A NICE STREAM YALL
[00:08:43] greyname Bryan H: OBS is an Anti YALL
[00:09:16] greyname Bryan H: I’m not a sapling so I am easily uprooted
[00:10:20] greyname Bryan H: If Fauna reschedules I will unsubscribe
[00:11:19] greyname Bryan H: Saplings are dying one by one!!! HODL
[00:12:09] greyname Bryan H: We went from 433 to 286. SADGE
[00:13:03] greyname Bryan H: Welp. I’m leaving for Kronii stream. Later y’all

This guy sounds actually schizo. Some other chat logs from him:
https://wesave.chat/user/UCSWv8fvEBbE_alW7cJpEzXw/

Korone Ch. 戌神ころね: 【メガドラ/MD】激むずSTG!ジノーグ、クリアできるのか!?【ホロライブ/戌神ころね】 (05.12.20)
[6:38:05] Who are you and why am I getting recommended to you. All I do is watch memes from you that’s it. You aren’t even real and you don’t speak English. WTF IS GOING ON!!
[6:39:18] No I refuse to be like you SIMPS
[6:40:20] Korone is cute I’ll give you that. But I will not be like the rest of you!!!
[6:41:43] Anyways I’m leaving I gotta go to wife.


Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN: 【OMORI #03】Oh!! Mori Plays OMORI Again and We Get Deeper into This DREAM! #Holomyth #HololiveEnglish (21.02.21)
[2:24:41] Who are you and why are you in my recommended?
[2:26:08] So is this the so called Vtuber?
[3:15:12] Disgusting. Hololive was and is a mistake and must destroyed. Only Korone should be the only Vtuber allowed.


Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN: 【MINECRAFT FISHING AND CHILL】 Fishing Trip with the Reaper! #hololiveEnglish #holoMyth (20.03.21)
[2:28:43] Out of all the EN Members; I think your juggle physics are the best
[2:30:02] Bruh I came here to watch Minecraft not watch you read chat wtf is this? Come on and kill some villagers like my grill Peko.
[2:31:13] No one here is a chad; 99 percent of everybody here is a damn simp. Do not kid yourself.
[2:36:56] I hate all the Hololive members and I wish Vtubers as a concept never existed. All you do is milk simps for their money. Disgusting


Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN: 【LYRIC DIVE】Talking About the New Songs on My New EP! #holoMyth #hololiveEnglish (08.04.21)
[1:08:03] - [$14.99 SUPERCHAT] This song isn’t deep. This song is about as compelling as my last weeks lunch. No matter what; I will always detest you and your kind. I always win.
[1:09:29] You all disgust me
[1:12:36] - [$19.99 SUPERCHAT] Young or old, I will always detest you and your kind. Your music will disappear in a few months. These lyrics aren’t good. This looks like something an edgy 13 year old would write.
[1:14:32] I detest you all
[1:17:37] - [$4.99 SUPERCHAT] HL was a mistake. Especially this song.

And worst of all, this motherfucking Bryan fuck talks like one of the schizos that hangs around in these threads

>>14775106
>>14775217
>>14775834
Some autist actually did a deep dive on the chat archive

>>14761117
>>14761501
>>14761934

>>/vt/?task=search2&search_text=greyname+Bryan&search_ord=old

They are unironically pretty fucking bad

>>22252264
yes
>>/vt/?task=search2&search_text=greyname+Bryan&search_ord=old