/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>38049285
>>38050330
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/7428183
first cross-wave collab, I believe
1500 posts over 275 minutes = 5.5 ppm

Last thread >>38041029
792 posts over 116 minutes = 6.8 ppm
that's 24% faster, today we burned through 2 and a half threads in the same time it took for last year's thread to die

>>37478032
What did you expect from some of the worst fans of HoloEN (teammates) that post here?

>>37171422
Dick is slightly salty and sweaty tasting upon first sucking it, then it shifts to a more neutral flavor unless the guy leaks a lot of precum. If the guy just washed it'll just taste like soap in the beginning though. Cum is just bitter 99% of the time and has a bitter aftertaste that makes you think someone can smell cum on your breathe.

Pussy is harder to describe because I've never really encountered the flavor before. Slightly salty and irony is the best way I can describe it.

>>34226752
No no, please continue.

So briskadets, pomudachi, aloucreeps, and quilldren are the biggest virgins in /NijiEN/... hmm, what shall we do with these findings?

>>33935325
>A heartbroken briskadet cried out, "Why does he obsess over her?..."
>"Why does he not see that... I'm right here..." Rolling out of bed, she attempted to message her target of infatuation again.
>Dragoon251 is online - "Sorry Brisky, Selen is streaming... another time."
>A single tear rolled down her face. "That whore will pay..." she muttered

>>33620094
>Dragoons don't read the thread and bite retarded bait
>Lucubs don't read the thread and bite retarded bait
hmmm... what shall do with this information?

How sex with be with this fanbase:

Famelira: Things would start slow and romantic, but by the end of it they're fucking you like a tiger and things will get raunchy

Pomudachi: Attempts at romance would be quickly be brushed aside, nothing too hard or extreme but you both will be exhausted by the end and the room will reek so heavily of sex that you'll need to open a window.

Ryuguard: Will do anything you fucking ask, almost no limits.

Pentomos: Power bottoms.

Rosebuds: Similar to Famelira minus the raunchiness.

Dragoons: Baby making love, someone will be pregnant regardless of gender by the end of the night.

Aloupeeps: Will heavily focus more on foreplay, actual sex would be pretty short.

FaMillie: Zero foreplay, straight fucking all night.

Phantomos: Dead fish

Honeys: Extremely selfish, very limited in what they will actually do with you. You better cum before them, because if they cum first the night is over.

>>33509503
Ewiwa is smart right? Right?
Look at her go.

>>33293605
As the meetup ended, anons left in an awkward silence, except for two.
Femanon was arranging a take-away box for her leftovers, and Anon was wasting time refreshing his emails to act like he wasn't a loner.
The two were about to exit... when a sudden rainstorm suddenly impeded their journey.
In a hurry, anon fumbled with his bag, and after a short battle with the zipper - pulled out his Elira Pendora umbrella.
It's surface size allowed the two just fit inside without getting wet.
There was a long period of silence, even the rain couldn't pierce it's uncomfortable vibe.
Slowly they stepped towards the nearest bus stop, a refuge from the ever-growing barrage of water.
"T-that meetup went okay, hey?" Anon stuttered, trying not to lose all his spaghetti.
Femanon swung around and gazed at his pearly eyes, "Yeah, I had really low expectations, so I was a bit surprised".
The two continued to talk, slowly chipping away at each others wall of animosity.
Discussing their favourite streams, anime and even showing off their figure collections.
"I know this is a bit sudden, but would you wanna add me on something? I really like talking with you" Anon requested, trying to hide his obvious shyness.
Femanon smiled and whipped out her phone. Anon's heart grew three times that day.

Overtime the Ice Queen Enna slowly opened her cold, steely heart for her followers.
However... it was too late, many of her sworn admirers had moved on - those who remained did not need her love.

>>33193931
>>33194964
Now THIS is what I came for

>>33168939
ye

>Anon resorts to prostitution to fund their super-chat addiction.

>>32848558
Don't get me wrong anon I'd gladly have sex with the dork dragon if she offered it but again she's more like a dorky pal I'd know at work or school. Ange and Inui however put a full force "pin her to a desk and rip her pants off" level of sexual fury.

>>32647188
i posted this

>>32568282
>2 weeks down the line
>luca brings up pegging and shotafication on stream
>keeps moaning and blaming it on his sensitive nipples

>>32532057
Hm... we can work with this

>>32367330
To be Pollinate and The Pollinator

>>32036244
Promare?

>>31921443
Each lonely pentomo just needs a beaten-down yaminion by their side

>>31857817
>10 hours of LOTR with Elira and whoever else shows up
Kino incoming

>>31562042
>they
Please be male x male
Please be male x male