/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

elira is cute

>>22790844
fucking idiot fine ill do it myself
>Alban comes home one afternoon, crying and depressed
>For the whole day, a certain demonic customer kept berating him for how loud and obnoxious he is
>He couldn't talk back, he thought of ways to one-up the demon
>But he couldn't. he coped by thinking that it would be unprofessional
>But he couldn't respond simply because he was too kind-hearted
>Emotionally drained and hungry, he goes to the kitchen to grab a bite
>He finds his older brother, Sonny, making gyudon for tonight's dinner
>Sonny, seeing the dark bags around Alban's eyes and the drained frown on his lips, asks him
>"Alban? Are you okay? Wh-what's wrong?"
>Sonny did not hesitate to step up to his little brother and give him a big hug
>Upon feeling the warmth of his older brother envelop him, Alban just...
>Cried
>He hugged Sonny back and let it all out, beginning a catharsis and yelling out how much he hates his konbini job
>With Alban's face buried in Sonny's chest, the young nekoboy couldn't see the expression on Sonny's face
>It was one of pure predatory joy, akin to a wolf cornering a young lamb
>Sonny licked his lips and, rubbing the crying boy's back, said
>"Why don't we go to your room and get you comfy... Alban? You can tell onii-chan about all your worries..."

(Sonny's Dad = SD, S = Sonny, AM = Anon's Mum)
>Your mum takes you to the restaurant where you will meet your new step-father
>He seems fine, a bit boring but that's what your mum is into so who are you to judge
>"Oh right Anonette, my son should be arriving soon." Your step-dad says
>After a few seconds you hear a rumbling cacophony get louder and approach the restaurant
>"That should be him.. A bit loud but that's not his car haha, it's an undercover cop car"
>You look outside and see a heavily modified and blacked out HSV Maloo R8 park in front of the diner
>The door opens and a strapping gentleman steps out, luminescent hair swaying in the breeze
>He walks to the entrance of the restaurant
>He enters and looks around for his father, the man sitting near you waves at him
>He starts walking
>He walks with such a commanding yet refined gait
>That, mixed with his handsome features, make him the centre of attention for the women inside the restaurant
>Including you
>Catching yourself staring, you rush back down to your seat and poke at your food, eager to meet your new step-brother
>"Ahh Sonny, stunning entrance as always mate, you learned from the best. How've you been?" -SD
>"Hey dad, yeah pretty good. We just finished another case but *laughs* It's nothing I can talk about" -S
>"Mate I know you'll tell me over a few beers later on haha. Anyway meet your new family" -SD
>"This is AnonetteMama" -SD
>Sonny walks over to your mother and hugs her
>"Nice to meet you, dad's told me a lot about you!" -S
>"Likewise Sonny, I must say you've made quite the entrance." -AM
>"Ahh Well I'm not usually that flamboyant when I'm out on a mission haha" -S
>"Oh I beg to differ mate, remember that time you told me you ran into that dominatrix's house looking for clues?" -SD
>"Dad what the f-" -S
>"Hahahaha, anyway yeah mate she's going to be your new mum" -SD
>"And this lovely lady here *SD gestures to you* Is your new little sister, Anonette!" -SD
>Sonny looks at you
>He stares you right in the eyes
>You stare back
>He smiles
>You feel your heart skip a beat
>"Nice to meet you, Anonette. I hope we can get along" -S
>You nod "M-me too"
>Sonny gets closer to hug you
>You could smell the mixture of green onions, cigarrete smoke, and a japanese cologne on him
>Sonny wraps his arms around you, encapsulating your entire being
>You melt, feeling safe and secure in the arms of someone who has been entrusted to care for and protect you
>You shift your weight towards him, head resting on his chest
>Listening to his breathing
>And... feeling his heartbeat
>It's slowly getting faster
>You hug him back
>Perhaps a little too enthusiastically as he groans from your tight embrace
>"A-arrghh oookay owie ow"
>Despite the pain, Sonny reaches up to brush your hair with his hand, scratching the back of your neck and massaging your scalp
>"Im not sure what's up, but it seems like you really needed a hug huh?"
>"It's okay, I'll be sure to take care of you everyday from now on"
>"I'm your older brother after all"

>>22605682
Easy to remove you mean

>>22590243
no anon you don't understand the fujo brain, it being part of a batsu game doesn't matter. it's the fanart and lewds that will come out of this where alban's tail is used as a buttplug and erogenous zone simultaneously. imagine the boys taking turns stroking alban's tail and counting off how many times the poor boy jizzes his pants from the stimulation. that is why fujos win in this scenario.

>>22494444
Because I came upon the realisation that we aren't actually friends. We are all just a faceless mass moving in tandem to the gravitational whims of our oshis. The ebb and flow of shitposts and parasocialposts mingle and muddle to create a tide of equal parts tranquillity and cynicism. We are like water, confident in its form yet lacking true identity, and for good reason. I hold no strong love for water, yet my body needs it and my soul craves it. I need you and crave you /NijiEN/, but I hold no strong love for you.

>>22468912
>>22469001
>You meet Finana irl for the first time
>You've been dming each other for months
>Your conversations are deep and meaningful with Finana occasionally saying spicy stuff
>She always quickly shuts up whenever you go on the offensive
>But now she's right there beside you on the corner booth of McDonalds
>You're having a conversation about keyboards
>"Yeah i think keyboard without stabilisers fucking suck" you say
>"Same... and I'll give YOU the suck!" Finana says while giving you the finger guns and wiggling her eyebrows
>You laugh and reach up
>You brush the top of her head and give her a head pat
>"That was cute" you say with a genuine and lovely smile
>Finana's face instantly goes red
>She covers her face with the hood on her hoodie

>>22286567
the creative juices are flowing
a lone buta, feeding on grass
a hungry lone wolf, on the prowl

>>21642714
Based, keep ‘em cuming

>>21629820

What is your favorite sexual fantasy about your oshi?

>>21428782
I know right?

>>21301530
Nah this is the correct dragon.

>>21289217
Don't you know, anon? The holobronies in the bait thread are writing fics about him fucking. That means they're imagining his cock and his grunts and moans and his rocking back and forth. It means as they're writing it those images flashed in their head and they can't stop thinking about it until they finished writing it down. And they can't stop imagining it after that either. They keep thinking about Uki's cock and lash out at people who think Uki's not fucking. They wanted their fantasies of Uki's grunt and moan and rocking back and forth to be real. I mean it should be true right?

>>21092857
Anon woke up, their eyes adjusting to the sight of their surroundings, or rather the lack thereof. Confused, they tried standing up, only to feel their wrists and legs tied to the chair. Feeling fear and panic encroaching, they yelled for help. The notion was short-lived however, as the ball-gag wrapped around their face forbid anything more than a whimpering noise from escaping. Suddenly the room lit up and before stood the most beautiful yet eerie sight they ever laid eyes on. It was their oshi, Ike Eveland. A smile and a movement came from the soft novelist. What was he planning to do to anon. Ike giggled.
"Well, well...are you awake, little lamb?"

>>20621049
>"That's my face when i look at you" Sonny typed to Uki on discord
>Upon pressing Enter, he immediately got up and dove on his bed
>Sonny actually flirted with such a cute boy
>'W-what did I just...' He thought
>Feeling his face get warm, he clutched his Wakamoto-San bodypillow tight and yelled out a cute "Ahhhh!!!!"

What now bros?

>>20368704
It's his birthday, another year older... all of his friends have already moved on. He sent a superchat to his oshi, hoping she would wish him 'Happy Birthday', but it was ignored it. "Still a virgin... still a fucking virgin" he muttered. Laying on his bed... he felt desperate, angry.... and horny.

In a snap decision, he decided to download Tinder. He went through the usual account creation.. putting in only selfies because no-one had ever taken a photo with him. The hopeless man swiped right on every woman he could see, so much that his thumb began to ache.
Still no matches. "It's hopeless" he whispered, dropping his phone and nestling his head into the nearest pillow.

*VRMMMM*.... *VRRRRMMMMMM* The phone began to vibrate, he reached for it hesitantly. Unicorn was flabbergasted, 'A match... someone actually likes me?'. He looked into her profile, 'She enjoys anime... chicken nuggies... AND VTUBERS!?... this has to be a bot.'
Bot or not, he decided to message her anyway.

They went through the usual formalities, a line to gauge interest and subsequent small talk thereafter. She was still somehow interested...
In an out-of-character move, Uni invited her to hangout at his place... tonight. The woman accepted... perhaps too eagerly. He ran to the shower, he hadn't washed in weeks.

Now he waited, the anxiety started trickle in.. the adrenaline from the match began to evaporate. She was late, his mind began to race 'So it was a bot- maybe I'm unlovable, maybe-' *DING-DONG* His front door blared. Gripping the knob strongly, he slowly opened his entrance, like a ray of hope... there she stood.

A tight red and black dress wrapped her curvy body, her nails sharing the same colour palette. Unicorn was speechless. You could hear her high-heels click-clatter through the hallway. "Soo.... this is your place? It's super clean!" her infectious smile beamed straight at him. He felt a bit out of place when standing next to her, so beautifully dressed.. compared to his meagre attire.

"I-I have some tendies in the oven if you w-wanna grab some-" before he could finish she enthusiastically replied "UHMMM... YES? I LOVE NUGGIES" She walked up behind Uni and purred "We can eat them while watching anime or something too.." Unicorn was feeling much better now...a girl in his house, who shares his love of processed chicken and anime? There's gotta be a catch...

On a leathery couch, they both sat, a warm blanket covering them both. Uni put on his favourite comedy anime 'Grand Blue'. Over the next few episodes, they shared emotions... laughing along the way. He felt a warmth residing on his shoulder... the girl was now resting on him... her breasts mere centimeters from his body. In a breathy voice she spoke "Hey... do you wanna... take this to bed?". Like a puppy, Unicorn nodded with complete obedience.

He pulled out a singular condom from his wallet, he bought it years ago when he still had hope for himself. They began the dance of fornication, missionary position like in all those copypastas he wrote on 4chan. Surprising even himself, he lasted far longer than what he expected. The two laid together, both exhausted from their most recent exercise, out of breath she exclaimed "T-that was amazing, do you mind if I stay over tonight?"

In the morning, as the birds began to sing... Unicorn was already on his laptop... his favourite Vtuber was streaming. behind him, a groggy maiden rose from her slumber. "I-is that a vtuber... is that ni-ninisanji?" she drowsily muttered. In an instant she dashed out of bed, "Omg... you didn't tell me you watched them!!" she playfully chopped at his neck. "Who's your favourite?... Well I'll tell you mine, Vox is sooo funny and when he streams with Reimu... omg wedding vibes and the-" Unicorn brazenly interrupted her "I don't like vox."

She stepped back.. "Y-you don't like Vox... but you like Nijisanji r-right?". Unicorn turned around, "I only watch my oshi, I don't really like male collabs.. or males in general". She was shocked, "W-well I hate your Oshi... she's a whore! T-there I said it!"

"Leave. NOW". Unicorn screamed at her, no one insults his Oshi.

Ship-chan stormed out of his room, "I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING.... I..."

"I can fix him" she thought.
"Stupid sexy shiptranny" He muttered.

>>20041156
t.

Who shall I ship today?

>>19993549
>>19993520
These two anons could make a cute couple.

>>19914587
Her soft purrs turning your heart aflutter...
She tells you to look away for a second... turning back.. she plants another kiss on your lips...

>>19841554
she's always collecting material

>>19805143
Elira? Yeah. Elira loves her colleagues and her fans.