/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>41639472
>soft dox tier shitposting because nothing to say
Stay brown

>niji win
>thread isnt a dumpsterfire
wheres my entertainment

>>41275397
>>41275439
Nijisanji is literally the HRE (or the pre-HRE German half of Charlemagne's broken empire) right down to actually being a union of some hundred+ city states held together by the bribery and coercion of the guys at the top of the pile.

Hololive fits France. One big guy calls the shots mostly unopposed, but he has to avoid not completely being a dick to his larger duchies (er, talents) like Pekora-Normandy, because they're at a near-critical mass where they'd be a threat to his power if pissed off.

VshojoJP actually fits Burgundy since it's a duchy that should be France but belligerently refuses to play along and is allied with people (regular Vshojo) who are comically, cartoonishly evil.

After that the analogy completely breaks down though. Who the fuck is England? Why is nobody the Byzantines? Is the Final Yab the Plague of Justinian? We're one hundred years from a bunch of towelheads inflicting dick-mutilation and squiggle-writing on all of North Africa and a good chunk of Europe, what's that even in vtuber terms? What steps should be taken here to prevent the Eternal T*rk from ever rising up in the coming centuries?

>>41180129
I mean Selen is THE zoomer FPS e-sports vtuber in EN, so presumably the kind of person watching ten hours' worth of her ladder grinding is OK with her pro-player co-op friends.

Frankly dragoons are super lucky. I fucking wish there was a vtuber who put in these hours for RTS or anime fighters. Hell I'd take card games.

>>41184400
>not being so absolutely terrible at videogames that you skip over crucial game-defining mechanics for the entirety of the playthrough (yes, Anya did this)
>must be a manchild NEET
I hope you're kidding.

>>41126639
I thought you guys stopped trying to beg for nijiEN girls to jump ship.

>>41051743
At least post good elira images

holy shit nijisisters posting cp

i dont even have to do anything anymore you fags just self destruct without my help these days

>itll beat Amelias kanauru 3d live that happened at primetime

>>40581802
we love our Rosebuds here, I don't see how this is any different

Also KYS doxxsister

I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF IT
EVERY TIME A DECENT MALE GRADUATES (and there are probably exactly eight decent male vtubers) THEY'RE A SURE SHOT FOR HOLOSTARS AND WE GET STUCK WITH SHIT LIKE ASTER ARCADIA

I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF IT
EVERY TIME A DECENT MALE GRADUATES (and there are probably exactly eight decent male vtubers) THEY'RE A SURE SHOT FOR HOLOSTARS AND WE GET STUCK WITH SHIT LIKE ASTER ARCADIA

>>40496719
Selen doesn't have a boyfriend you fucking nijifag

>>40412854
I hate how Selen has a lot of collab beggars

I don't know about this new "cctv doesn't matter" strat, sisters

>Deleting anything.

Fuck you. Own it. Explain and excuse it. But for God's sake, own it.

>tempiss 2 announced
>JIDF shilling increases tenfold

>>40335421
i was just wondering how you were holding up

>unironic pedos itt

>>40093444
>look it up
>it is a man
fuck you fags keep your mental illness away from my mine

>>40071146
Silver is not a bitch at all. Like, not even unironically. She's always been very sweet and nice.

>>40067725
>gura, you are fired. get the fuck out of here

>>40017962

If vtubers are "just entertainers" the overwhelming majority of them are catastrophically bad at it and your time would be better spent watching an anime or getting into movies. Even the funniest would have a fraction of their audience if the parasocial aspects of streaming were ignored.

The only reason you don't care is because you're the kind of "person" who would probably clap and cheer if Mysta actually fucked your oshi and thinks Kyo and Enna having hand sex is good content.

>>40010680
>most fun boards to post in