/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://twitter.com/akane_shigure/status/1784132627878019424
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anyone recognize this chubba

>>74629431
Using idol standard on generic non-gfe chubba is a bit harsh don't you think?

>>74622463
any fuck-up on the part of a corpo chubba fall onto the corpo itself. they should have managed better.

idol already had the best possible es chubba and they fucked it up. not much faith in the new gen.

>>74613173
How is it leeching when Filian is always the bigger chubba? Are you retarded?? If anything they're leeching from HER

I refuse to believe this math is accurate or means anything. There is no way every loli chubba is not loli by this fags math

My peepee inside chubba cooter

>>74546937
That's just fem chubba tummy

Any Choc chubba that I will catch at a fried chicken place? I'm starting a new job at a chicken place and trying to seduce a chuba with some fried chicken

>>74522020
Who's this chubba?

>>74511073
>High quality talent hand selected by a business genius who's all the best parts of Riku and Yagoo combined
>Competitive environment that puts chubba improvement and viewer experience first
>IOS-chad only chatting experience gatekeeping all the low quality 3rd world Android users
Yeah Nexas bros, i'm thinking we're winning

>>74492607
Some whatever corpos and the founder of Crunchyroll apparently, wonder if he knows his own chubba failed as a project

>>74485116
That anon had a point. Most of the fics in the archive can have their characters swapped out with another chubba and still work.

So I've been following NEXAS for a while now, updating friends on the bizarre hires. I figured I'd give everyone here a rundown on those who will actually have a chance. By which I mean, they have a talent despite the obvious scam. Oh I'll throw in some amusing additions too.

THE WINNERS:

>Clotho v Melodiam
Filipino living in Canada, so one has to question how he didn't join Niji EN at this point. Has produced many Holo and vidya covers via Shorts. He seemingly cannot shut up about the Hololive girls on twitter. What is it with Flips and being so brazen? Has been very aggressive with pre-debut content output. I think he'll find success purely because of his drive.
>Kenzo Kozima
Has a nice voice for a male with very "bro" focused interests. Has talked about painting mini's and gunpla a fair bit. His social media presence is dire however. He keeps retweeting dog accounts. I genuinely think this guy is either /here/ or used to be /here/ via /asp/ due to is one strength being debuffed by retarded choices into the lead up of his debut.
>LuLu Lasso
She is going to be the early break out act, purely because of porn. That's it. She has a hashtag for it and liked/commented on lewd pieces. That alone is going to generate her attention. Throw in her commitment to the gimmick and I can certainly see her in a collab with a few /here/ approved chubbas. I want her and the Military Horse to interact, so I can have deprived smut.
>Aurix “Rixxy” Brightful
Lewd humour and commitment to the gimmick, atop of a very colorful model is helping her stick out amongst the many solid tone co-workers. I think her voice might filter some. It seems this general has taken a liking to her. I don't think she'll have solid traction to start, but I could see her being bold and asking someone from Phase or Idol for a collab.
>Esila Shephield
I will not speak ill of anon's wife. >>74444872
>Lumiora Lumen
Soft voice, calls her fans her "Jellybabies" and seemingly going the GFE route. If the CEO is reading my rundown here, but her an ASMR mic stat.

THE LOSERS:

>PikoHalo
Keeps doing femboy bait, forgetting that it's 2024 and the tease factor doesn't work when so many femboys on twitter post smut. FOR FREE.
>Pyon Phelix
Trans (sounds like FTM) using a voice changer.
>Nox Orphee
Nijifag with a terrible mic. Her gimmick is being socially anxious. Assuming she is actually socially anxious, she'll drown amongst her piers.
>Sweet E. Hiroshi
You ever have that one smug class mate who is super confident and than when they are made to read in front of class, folds inward? That's Sweet E. Every time this man speaks, he sounds like he is either being held hostage or unaware of how a microphone works.
>Kyohei Tekma
The name Kyo wasn't a mistake, since this is another wigger. Has posted a few sound cloud raps and seemingly does "impression / skit" content. Thing is it's completely cringe to me, but he may indirectly become a winner amongst the zoomers if he does YouTube/Twitch alongside the forced app.
>Melody Cordelia
/choc/ can't save a chubba who is reluctant to engage on social media. I am willing to bet good money she is going to be one of the first to retire / disappear from this company. Utterly clueless. Perfect for the grift.
>Leobel Purson
LOOK AT HIM. TELL ME HOW HE WINS?!
>Bakurah Noir
I want you to watch this and tell me anon, could you do better? https://twitter.com/BakurahNoir/status/1782547015240499226
>Nano Gurē
Got hired. Hasn't really tweeted for herself. Exists on a list of 20+ others. She is fucked despite the solid model. Will you save her anon and prove me wrong?
>Nell
Used unlicensed video-capture software to showcase her model for social media. Someone this tech inept is perfect for the grift.
>Endra
ESL into trap-music, playing a valiant guard. Unironically, likely here.


I DUNNO:

>Faelie Fallwood
She's Indonesian and sounds like Mika. Her social media approach has been almost exclusively retweet her co-workers and not building up her own platform.
>Odette Mori
Lots of poems? Legit a real oddity.
>Enaria Liliales
Her pre-debut outfit was delayed for weeks. Seemingly attempting the wine hag gimmick without committing to any audio. I would have put her in losers if it wasn't for the company side issues in the lead up.
>Evergreen Poette
I just think they are an innocent girl unaware of the scam that awaits them desu.
>Soma Fujimori
Fujo bait / edgy lad that was one of the last minute editions to the first gen.
>Alvyn Asher
They have a nice singing voice and no personality.
>Nyantsume
Late edition to NEXAS. Designed his mascot already. No audio or visual presentation shared thus far.
>Reverie
Another late edition to NEXAS. I think she was added only a week or so ago before these debuts got announced.
>Noah Marcellios
Looks like the average anon.
>KikoHayashi
Like some of the others mentioned, was just rushed out before they could do anything to build traction.

>>74434904
>was she eating better and sleeping better at one point?
Prior to streaming? she actually was. Which isn't really shocking. Streaming takes a toll on every chubba, made worse with Shondo already having problems prior.

>>74368337
the FAQ chubba everyone thinks of nowadays

>>74390987
I just post here for fun. I saw this on the catalog and had to take a peek. I don't confine myself to a single thread. That being said, good memory. Yes I used to dumb roboco h-art in hlgg, but that 2 or more years ago. I stopped tho, too lazy to reset routers etc. And it was tasteful Roboco art, which improved every thread I posted it in. No shitposting however, only Roboco's circuits getting stuffed. If every shitposter just posted good chubba porn, the quality of the board would skyrocket.
>>74391331
You know why, nobody leaves for real.

requesting art of this chubba

>>74312343
The frog chubba?

Her reaction when she realises she is the favorite chubba of those rapist pajeets

I discoverd a new choc chubba
https://twitter.com/KiriKilovolt

Name chubba

>>74221936
best chubba that has ever been posted here

>>74221268
>If FWMC isn't good enough for these people then who the fuck is?
to be fair here, literally ever other chubba who doesn't play make believe and pretends to be a furry version of the teletubbies is better