/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Moonafic are fucking incompetent.
Why are they not screaming at moona to just go strip mine? Wtf is she doing prepping food or mining stone/coal on the surface or building armor?
All you need to do is dig down. You will find iron and coal naturally. There are no enemies. You don't need food if you finish fast. Just bring a stack of wood.

She's been playing this game for 4 years with thousands of hours streamed. WTF

Kiwawa's mentions - Yakuza 8 4/13
>Stream start Moona raid, ID's new matching outfits are so nice especially Moona's Macross design
>Myth had matching themed outfits in the beginning
>Selfcest we love it https://youtu.be/hkh3l-zT0qQ?t=3555
>Kiryu using FWMC's used bunkbed
>Watame and Luna Holotalk will be delayed a week because of conflicting schedules, Girlstalk next week is still happening
>Thinking about teaching Gura new aggressive Japanese
>He's botting https://youtu.be/hkh3l-zT0qQ?t=8906
>Chimera hits 500k!
>Fauna now also playing The Witcher 3 after Kiara also gifted the game to Mori and needed perms requested for pc
>After Kiara finishes The Witcher season 3 she will get into the Witcher books to bridge the time until she plays the game
>Hatsune Miku performed at Coachella with KIRA's song, Kiara can see Mori performing at Coachella one day, Mori said she'll never perform at Coachella?
>New stream idea of playing Eurotruck Simulator for an unarchived karaoke
>Unsure what kind of content will go on the German channel that couldn't just be on her main channel, will start doing Twitch simulcasting when Jenma creates the Kiara account
>Enter phoenix chicken https://youtu.be/hkh3l-zT0qQ?t=12424
>Kiara sees nothing wrong with having tattoos but she personally doesn't want any, getting a tattoo means getting kicked out of onsens with Nerissa?
>Kiara Searched for onsens that allowed swimsuits, but she's been getting more comfortable with doing naked onsens since doing it with Nerissa
>Next week members stream will be an Xsens suit stream while performing Nene's Kuwa dance along with Suisei and Miko's dance
>Myth as Yakuza https://youtu.be/hkh3l-zT0qQ?t=20544
>If Myth were Yakuza characters it would be Ina = Yamai, Kiara = Ichiban, Ame=Majima/Saeko, Gura=Numba, Mori = Seonhee, Kronii=Tomi? IRyS can be Chitose since she's a princess
>Kiara wants Ina to ink all over her
>Koeffecient has ordered the Kiara cosplay
>Blood, death, and betrayal https://youtu.be/hkh3l-zT0qQ?t=23498
>AAAAAMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE https://youtu.be/hkh3l-zT0qQ?t=25419
>Kiara breaks the record for longest held AME, Kiara on average usually spends 15 seconds screaming Ame's name

>Holos you can watch publicly
Ame
Ina
Gura (She doesn't sound like a child or a pretend child, just a small woman)
Anya (Literally just a let's player but live)
Shiori
Kronii
Kaela

>Holos you cannot watch publicly
Reine, despite having a pleasant voice, she just spergs out, screams or says something weird
Irys
Biboo
Kobo
Moona
Mumei, just no
Fuwawa
Olllie, literally unpredictable unless she's playing minecraft

>Maybe
Mori, normal until she starts tom screaming or talking to herself
Kiara (kinda weird at first but people get engaged to whatever she's talking about)
Nerissa if she doesn't do weird voices
Bae, she's normal but she's australian and she streams
Fauna
Risu
Iofi
Zeta, sounds a bit uwu even if she doesn't try to
Mococo
Iofi

>>64310600
I’m still screaming internally
>DO IT MUMEI! KILL THEM! KILL THEM!
>START THE WAR THAT WILL PUT YOU GIRLS IN THE FOREFRONT!
Moona was REALLY pissed about the chance of having to start over all the way from across the map and verbally intimidated Mumei into reviving her but I can only imagine what could have been.
Sadly, SEA kids are retards and can’t differentiate gameplay from reality

>>61631094
This colab sucks.
Moona openly shilled Axel in front of everyone. Screaming and screeching. Kronii phoning it in.

>Moona shilling Homos.
>Kronii eating on voice chat.
>Ollie loudly screaming.
>"The stars in the sky sure look nice don't they Moco-chan" whispers Fuwawa in the quietest voice imaginable

>>60429877
>It wouldn't matter if she fixed the massive hole in her wall because she was building the wonder
Correct, Kiara and Fauna would have still attacked her regardless and curbstomped her tiny army, combined with a little of Kronii crumbling under pressure as a beginner.
>It's Moona's fault for telling Kronii to build the wonder
It's Kronii's "fault" for being an inexperienced beginner and not realizing on her own that it's a bad idea
It's Moona's "fault" for assuming her noob teammate knew what they were doing
>Kronii was right to ignore chat screaming at her to not build it
Kronii can ignore chat's advice if she wants, she's usually stubborn like that for better or worse. She asked her teammate, not chat. But regardless of that, she was already building it and advertising herself to the lobby by the time people started telling her not to.

>>60429249
>>60429608
>It wouldn't matter if she fixed the massive hole in her wall because she was building the wonder
>It's Moona's fault for telling Kronii to build the wonder
>Kronii was right to ignore chat screaming at her to not build it
Que?

>>60400520
You can at least put them on the right track when shit goes south or they're about to fuck up.
Case in point, all of chat screaming at Kronii not to build a wonder when Moona just goes 'lol okay do it'.

Or after Kronii opened her town to be raped by the KFP, listen to chat when say to build a new wall outside of the range of Kiara's castle.

Simple shit goes a long way.

The Piggy Bank incident? Nobody knows. ID girls first gen living in dorm. Stream where Risu stole Moona's piggy bank locked room screaming while counting it. It was 2 years ago? Looks like 3 years ago. They reannacted it 3D. Who is Anemachi? Nerrisa close but Fuwamoco wins again- Suisei's older sister. Watson's own pet? Fuwamoco failed- It's not just Bubba.

>>53205521
fucking moona and ollie saw it in their watchalong and immediately started screaming en3 and started fantasizing what gimmick they'd have. i hope to god it isn't en3 just for how fucking stupid they'd look.

Reposting this and some of the absurd number of Gurame soundposts I made since it isn't the middle of the night.
Notes on past and possible future Gurame interactions mentions in the collab:

Past Gurame:
>They went shopping a bunch. They've been going to Daiso stores that have camping equipment. They also have Teletubbies and American stuff like CareBears, Snoopy, Sesame Street, and soon Global Rule 15. They went somewhere and Ame bought a monkey bowl. That was the only reason they went into the store. They were in a FamilyMart or something and Ame freaked out seeing the world's tiniest travel sized thing of kewpie.
>First couple of days in Japan: Really nice memory they made together. Early in the morning, both woke up at dawn, went and got fruit and went on a long walk. Sat and ate at a temple, didn't know if they should be eating there or not. Think they were okay but they would stop eating when people walked by. Ame had a grape Pokemon drink but might have not mixed it correctly (she liked how it was), squeezed the cup into her mouth since she didn't have a spoon. She said it was good and offered it to Gura but she had her spit all over it, Gura doesn't mind since she thinks they've shared before.
>They had sushi a lot, 2 or 3 times. Were going to get okonomiyaki since Gura never had it, but ended up not doing it YET because it's really hard to get in during the lunchtime rush. One of the times Ame wanted ebi sushi and Gura already had one so she give it to Ame, and a tamagoyaki as well. They also had tamagoyaki with Reine and Kiara, that one was moist and savory.
>Ame watched Gura during the Hololive Summer stream, she was so small in the chair and it was so cute. Ame fell asleep towards the end of the stream. IIRC Ame was watching this in the bath. Ame thinks Gura looked so small and cute in the big chair, the gif of her and Moona dancing was cute. Ame didn't know who to focus on, there were tummies everywhere. First time seeing Gura and Ame's navels. Tummy paradise.
>When Ollie met Ame and Gura, she hugged both of them, leaned back, and lifted them off the ground.
>They were looking around for food on a stick. Ame got excited when she thought they found it. They found giant shrimp on a stick (actually three shrimps together). Ame still wants to get tamagoyaki on a stick.
>They were walking around and there was a motorcycle like stalled there, Ame said that exhaust fumes smelled so good and she wanted to put her mouth on exhaust. Gura asked if she also liked the smell of gasoline in an old garage, Ame never smelled that before. Gura thinks basements smell good (delicious!), Ame doesn't know if she agrees (musty). Both agree old Japanese arcades smell good.
>Gura sent Ame Instagram links. Ame thinks their are disgusting with all the numbers and symbols. TikTok vs Instagram banters.
>Ame saw Gura wearing a skirt once, it was very cute. She didn't wear skirts after because she sweats so much in Japan, Ame has the same problem. Gura thinks Ame should wear a skirt and it would be cute, or wear edgy clothes like Laplus.
>When everyone was over Ame's house last Summer, Gura was trying on a mocap suit. She left one of her hairclips in the other room so Ame went to give it to her and didn't realize she was still changing. Ame walked in as Gura was putting on her shirt and was like "OH SORRY YOU FORGOT YOUR HAIRCLIP" while not looking then left. Ame says she didn't really see anything, Gura sounded a bit dissapointed by that.
>Connect the World was really cool. Ame was surprised by Gura's new song at the concert, she was like "What is this? What am I listening to, it sounds so good! It was a bop." Non-Fiction was really fun, they practiced really hard but Ame and Gura were messing up the most. They didn't think people would noticed since they would be too hyped up. At the end Gura ended up too far away from everyone. Gura messed up a part with her hands, Ame always messes up the dance breakdown.

Future Gurame:
>Gura says they should go camping at Mt. Fuji, Ame says it would be cool
>Gura says they have more chances to use the SC fireworks, Summer just started.
>Ame thinks they should go to the Enoshima cave that Kiara took her and Haachama too. Gura is still freaking out about going in caves but guesses they can do it. Ame thinks Gura will react how Ame reacted the first time, Gura says they should record the audio as they go in panicked and screaming.
>Everytime they talk about Baskin Robin's, Kiara talks about her favorite flavor Love Potion, so they all have to go together sometime to try it.
>Gura decides they'll need to try the Vergil chair meme with Ame some other time, Ame thinks they can figure it out.
>They should do a hot mud bath, can wear bathing suits. Gura wants to eat the mud. It might be hot sand, Ame isn't sure.
>Movie date! Five Nights at Freddy's, Spider-Man. Ame really wants Gura to watch the Spider-Verse movies.

>>52860390
>>52860571
Past Gurame:
>They went shopping a bunch. They've been going to Daiso stores that have camping equipment. They also have Teletubbies and American stuff like CareBears, Snoopy, Sesame Street, and soon Global Rule 15. They went somewhere and Ame bought a monkey bowl. That was the only reason they went into the store. They were in a FamilyMart or something and Ame freaked out seeing the world's tiniest travel sized thing of kewpie.
>First couple of days in Japan: Really nice memory they made together. Early in the morning, both woke up at dawn, went and got fruit and went on a long walk. Sat and ate at a temple, didn't know if they should be eating there or not. Think they were okay but they would stop eating when people walked by. Ame had a grape Pokemon drink but might have not mixed it correctly (she liked how it was), squeezed the cup into her mouth since she didn't have a spoon. She said it was good and offered it to Gura but she had her spit all over it, Gura doesn't mind since she thinks they've shared before.
>They had sushi a lot, 2 or 3 times. Were going to get okonomiyaki since Gura never had it, but ended up not doing it YET because it's really hard to get in during the lunchtime rush. One of the times Ame wanted ebi sushi and Gura already had one so she give it to Ame, and a tamagoyaki as well. They also had tamagoyaki with Reine and Kiara, that one was moist and savory.
>Ame watched Gura during the Hololive Summer stream, she was so small in the chair and it was so cute. Ame fell asleep towards the end of the stream. IIRC Ame was watching this in the bath. Ame thinks Gura looked so small and cute in the big chair, the gif of her and Moona dancing was cute. Ame didn't know who to focus on, there were tummies everywhere. First time seeing Gura and Ame's navels. Tummy paradise.
>When Ollie met Ame and Gura, she hugged both of them, leaned back, and lifted them off the ground.
>They were looking around for food on a stick. Ame got excited when she thought they found it. They found giant shrimp on a stick (actually three shrimps together). Ame still wants to get tamagoyaki on a stick.
>They were walking around and there was a motorcycle like stalled there, Ame said that exhaust fumes smelled so good and she wanted to put her mouth on exhaust. Gura asked if she also liked the smell of gasoline in an old garage, Ame never smelled that before. Gura thinks basements smell good (delicious!), Ame doesn't know if she agrees (musty). Both agree old Japanese arcades smell good.
>Gura sent Ame Instagram links. Ame thinks their are disgusting with all the numbers and symbols. TikTok vs Instagram banters.
>Ame saw Gura wearing a skirt once, it was very cute. She didn't wear skirts after because she sweats so much in Japan, Ame has the same problem. Gura thinks Ame should wear a skirt and it would be cute, or wear edgy clothes like Laplus.
>When everyone was over Ame's house last Summer, Gura was trying on a mocap suit. She left one of her hairclips in the other room so Ame went to give it to her and didn't realize she was still changing. Ame walked in as Gura was putting on her shirt and was like "OH SORRY YOU FORGOT YOUR HAIRCLIP" while not looking then left. Ame says she didn't really see anything, Gura sounded a bit dissapointed by that.
>Connect the World was really cool. Ame was surprised by Gura's new song at the concert, she was like "What is this? What am I listening to, it sounds so good! It was a bop." Non-Fiction was really fun, they practiced really hard but Ame and Gura were messing up the most. They didn't think people would noticed since they would be too hyped up. At the end Gura ended up too far away from everyone. Gura messed up a part with her hands, Ame always messes up the dance breakdown.

Future Gurame:
>Gura says they should go camping at Mt. Fuji, Ame says it would be cool
>Gura says they have more chances to use the SC fireworks, Summer just started.
>Ame thinks they should go to the Enoshima cave that Kiara took her and Haachama too. Gura is still freaking out about going in caves but guesses they can do it. Ame thinks Gura will react how Ame reacted the first time, Gura says they should record the audio as they go in panicked and screaming.
>Everytime they talk about Baskin Robin's, Kiara talks about her favorite flavor Love Potion, so they all have to go together sometime to try it.
>Gura decides they'll need to try the Vergil chair meme with Ame some other time, Ame thinks they can figure it out.
>They should do a hot mud bath, can wear bathing suits. Gura wants to eat the mud. It might be hot sand, Ame isn't sure.
>Movie date! Five Nights at Freddy's, Spider-Man. Ame really wants Gura to watch the Spider-Verse movies.

>>52772507
Nah definitely has something to do with one piece, moona/ollie were both screaming EN3!?! during their watchalong and Irys talked about project despair when chat mentioned it

>even moona and ollie were screaming "NEW GEN? NEW GEN? NEW GEN?" at the teaser
Better not fuck this up, HoloEN management

>>51706497
migo screaming moona is the best thing to hear

>>50742702
Theres a few moments that come to mind.
>Noel/Marine heartbeat ASMR
>Ollie/Moona/Reine/Anya bathroom twitterspace offcollab
>Ina and Kronii during the first EN offcollab
>Moona/Reine offcollab where Moona accidentally mentioned needing to get up to put her bra back on and Reine nearly died
>Risu actually masturbating on stream for like 10 hours while screaming about Korone and Okayu merch
>Gura/Kiara indirect kiss moment
>Kiara/Kronii Diablo stream
Am I missing any other big ones? I probably am its late as fuck.

>Kiara is my oshi
God where do I start? It would be one of these:
>UNO baby roleplay clip ("gonna shit my pants real good")
>first collab with Pekora clip where she fights with Moona
>clip of collab with Ina where she's screaming so long and loud that Ina has to mute her a couple of times
>clip where she says she was disappointed she was the last person to hit 1M subs because she thought people just did it as pity subs
>clip where Matsuri calls her legit stupid in their offcollab

>Bae is screaming
>Ina is being a dope
>Risu and Moona are being indonesean
what a strange group

>>48168100
Risu also put too many trust to her voice (at least on karaoke) sometime she start the song with her really low ayunda voice, then when the song needed to be sing at lower key she can't and she ended with singing the whole song with flat low tone for the entire song with some head voice for variations. The same problem sometime can be found on moona karaoke but on her case she stuck with headvoice and belting that make me tired hearing her karaoke stream somehow if I tune for too long.

That's why imo even tho moona and risu got a lot of talent in music, i think Reine is the best when come to karaoke because she so consistent then kobo at 2nd because she always fuckup her voice after singing stupid meme song while screaming like idiot.

•A passionate prelude with Coco somehow gets sidetracked into a naked dance-off to the beat of your favourite Hololive tracks.

•Luna is a surprisingly cool individual if you peek beyond the saccharine. Fuck her on top of her massive Harley Davidson.

•Towa aggressively advances on you. Have a bitey-scratchy fight over who's on top, rolling on the floor, clothes flying all over the place.

•Nene is tired after a long day and asks you to give her a massage. Soothing or reinvigorating, sexual or platonic - could go either way.

•Listen to Lamy's heartbeat by directly placing your ear on her chest. Do some little things to her to make it rapidly accelerate.

•On a sleepover with Botan, wake her up in the dead of night by making love to her. You get a sleepy yet very warm welcome.

•Grab a camera and take some mildly (or highly) lewd pictures of Polka who enthusiastically poses for you. Would the photoshoot be more inclined towards erotica, or towards pornography?

•Laplus loves being carried around while being fucked - perhaps a little bit too much and a little bit too loudly.

•Koyori's secret toybox contains quite an array of unusual doodads for both sexes. Be her test subject, and lend a helping hand as she tries some out on herself as well.

•Incorporate sports into sex with Iroha. For example, instead of just having her sit on your face, let her do naked squats above you so that your mouth only connects for a split second once every several seconds.

•Practice and discuss sexual positions with Lui without having actual sex, and draft a list of those which excite both of you the most. Undress and execute your dream scenario, then improvise some more.

•Engage in a light BDSM play with Chloe. Tie her up and stimulate her, edge her and deny her climax, until she begs screaming for you to fuck her already.

•Have a series of brisk, lively quickies with Risu. Let none last longer than a few minutes, but do many of them in rapid succession.

•Canoodle with Iofi and feed one another pieces of exotic fruit, kissing and nibbling at each other's fingers. Once you feel adventurous, start eating pieces of fruit off of each other's bodies.

•Try out dry humping with Moona as a form of foreplay. Make sure both of you wear proper clothing for maximum pleasure.

•Evaluate how flexible both you and Ollie are by going gymnastic during your sex. Don't overdo it - end not with a painfully pulled muscle, but with a dazzling climax.

•If Anya averts her eyes and pretends you don't exist, maybe you'll go away and stop trying to undress her. Since you only get ignored and not told off or jabbed, she probably secretly likes your advances.

•Do it with Reine in the middle of a massive stadium, exhilarated beyond the skies as thousands of eyes are glued to you and as every spicy close-up gets caught on cameras and shamelessly displayed on huge screens all over.

•Suppress all vocal noises while having sex with Kaela. No moaning, no talking, no squealing or screaming or anything else - only bed creaking, humping, skin rubbing, and sharp rapturous breaths.

•Let Kobo instruct you on some yoga. As you do various elaborate stretches, she makes up convenient excuses about "getting you in the right position" or "measuring your muscle tension" to feel you up - a lot more often than necessary.

•Put on a blindfold and let Zeta tease your body - with her breath, her fingertips, a fluffy feather she has in her stash. As she gradually moves on to more and more daring forms of contact, she blindfolds herself as well.

•Improve the process of drinking with Calli by discarding the glass shots and serving the alcohol mouth-to-mouth to each other.

•Skim the web for some outlandishly bizarre sexual copypastas and act them out with Gura. Try to keep straight faces as you two recite and roleplay.

•Have an ironic foreplay with Ame - nothing serious, simply an excuse to exercise in jests and snarky comments. A dozen of minutes or two later, things are suddenly no longer ironic at all.


•"Fuck me harder, you little shit!" Blow all fuses with Kiara and bang each other as violently and loudly as a hundred volcanoes erupting at once, neighbours be damned.

•They say that women love with their ears. As you undress IRyS, start showering her in a torrent of genuine compliments about her gorgeous body and her wonderful soul, so that she melts completely in your arms.

•Convince very reluctant Kronii to have her first ever anal with you. Make sure it's pleasant enough so that later she'd want to do it again.

•Describe some of your weirder fetishes to Fauna and listen to her mock you for them - with badly concealed lust in her voice as she clearly prepares to fulfill whatever it is you described.

•Play strip-whatever with Mumei, any competitive tabletop game of your preference. As your victories and her shed garments slowly pile up, her behaviour becomes erratic and her face begins to blush.

>>45629646
jesus christ, Moona was using a messy translator too
just imagine the fucking levels of internal screaming

Reminder, Moona is a shit singer who can only screams like a monkey with no technique and no range at all. Her dance is equally shit, a snorefest with boring slow ass movement
Only retarded indogs and mooncucks will go screaming about how good she is and how she mogged others

I demand pekomoon off collab or I'm going to run around naked at my nearby shopping mall while screaming that I'm escaping from moona sex dungeon basement