/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Most of EN is in Japan right now doing lots of recordings

Ame
>just did an offcollab with Haachama
Ina
>tells members shes doing recordings after her break with family
Kronii
>not streaming due to "surgery"
Irys
>basically told us she has to do reps and told us to wait for something amazing in the future.
Bae
>moved to japan indefinitely
Mumei
>suddenly wasn't able to stream for "reasons"
Fauna
>supposed to come back but can't stream for "reasons"
Gura
>can't stream because of "reasons" but became active again on twitter


If it isn't obvious by now. It can't be a coincidence that they are all taking breaks at the same time.
They aren't recording just for Holofes, but for future concerts as well.
I expect something like EN Gen lives after the recent Cover announcement.

Good news is that we should expect surprise offcollabs soon.

Good times coming ahead chumbies.

>>62432744
Wait Ina is on a break?

>>60681415
Wait wasn't her hiatus announced for health reasons? Cover seem to have no problems making it clear mental health is the problem when it is and they don't really make up fake excuses for burnout so sounds like she might have a serious problem like a chronic disease.
It is a bit funny that she got this record long streams (by Gura standards) the week Advent debuted only to just disappear again at this point I don't think she will ever be back to pre-hiatus output let alone 2021, (same with Ame and Ina) part of the reason why we need EN4 asap.

>>60681328
how is that an excuse? Kiara is thinking about having 2 weeks of real break after 3 years of streaming almost every day and said month without communication would make her feel too bad kek I can understand Ina not giving her 100% into hololive because she legit have other shit to work on but Ame is just lazy this days, not even engaged in any creative projects behind the scenes it seems and I still wait for her to organize something for Advent because she went out of her way with the homos last year.

Wait, Ina is on a break?

>>58894494

>> Anonymous Tue Aug 10 07:39:05 2021 No.36027391 [View]
>>36027343
All holos are whores
Sora? CEO dick sucking, seiso pretending whore. Will snatch the fame from the other girls at a moments notice. Bi bitch probably finger blasts the fuck out of A-chan distracting her from nuking zhangs.

Robocco? Literal Who? Quiet nerd nudist whore. Only thing going for her.

Miko? Biggest whore of gen 0. Loves BBC, Bunnygirls, and all her little simps.

Suisei? More like 3rd rate, shota loving, wannabe Sora whore. Bet her Yandere personality is for blackmailing little boys from telling anyone else. Beautiful mental time loop she created.

Azki? Solo artist sucking off ghost writer whore.

Haachama? Not really a whore. Accidentally lewd from whatever the fuck is in her blain.
Akai Haato? True seiso. Not a whore. Truly the SOUL of Hololive.

Festival? Loli kidnapping finger blasting whore.

Mel? Youtube intern teasing whore.
Fubuki? Friend, more like fuckbuddy.

Subaru? Tomboy turned instagram beach bitch with those thumbnails and preferred outfit. Had my hopes up. Whore.

My Oshi? Complete innocent doll that I’d marry. Ayame is a godsend for Hololive.

Retard onion? Retard onion that licks other girl’s clits to make em join her build-a-shit factory. Her Autismo levels will break down if you don't enjoy her pussy enough.

Choco? Employee of the month in the local strip club lookin whore. ASMR streams made for you to cum too.

Shion? Had sexual relations with a musty steamy dusty womb. In denial too.

Dog? Whore to cat.
Cat? Whore for everyone else.

Mio? Quiet MILF that breaks into heat once a month when you're not looking kind of whore.

Womb? Barren.
Rushia? Filthy wannabe GFE that forces you to make that wall of hers filled with plastic whore.

Flare? Same case with the cat but now shes inclusive.

Pekora? Mama thought she was a whore before then, for good reason too. Bet you her sweet ass was camgirling away with a mask with those fanged smiles.

Noel? Fat tiddie no brain trash singer soulful whore! Also loves dark skinned cock.

Luna? Brain injected by Coco to fall in love with American studded cock.

Twappers? Dumb bitch whore trying to show off her body for more subscribers lookin whore.

Coco? American Dragon porn director whore, always in a constant state of teasing your dick but never wanting it. Literal penis falseflagger.

Watame? Deflection blonde stereotype whore. Clit be fluffier than my carpet.
Kanata? Tenshi fallen down into degeneracy marrying that whore of a dragon. Starving housewife begging to be filled.

Polka? Depressed whore who will hop on any dick that’ll “promise” that it wont leave her (just wait for Gen6 bitch).

Nene? New outfit has a wonderful view for all her fans. SUPERWHORE

Botan? La Lion got those “fuck me” eyes from lion king. Got the RUbros kneeling harder than when they met the polish
Lamy? Shes the classic alchoholic mommy. Give her 5 hours on those drinks and bam. Imagine the mommyzuris.

Aloe? Love. CEO of SEX. Her whore levels were too unchecked to be kept alive. She rapes and blackmails the EN girls as Jenma now.

Moona? Didn’t know rivers were on the moon for how wet she is for her boss. Would leave her husband in an instant, what a whore.

Lofi? Her wife is always cheating on her, might as well go out and whore yourself off.

Risu? Literal cum tribute begging whore.
Anya? Walking fucking paizuri. Shes a weapon so shes gotta have a handle there somewhere.

Ollie? Each part of her was a woman used to make her. Literal definition of a shag pile.

Reine? She has cock on her animal name. Her body behind that blue suit is begging to be leaded, her Mama would agree as well.

Gura? You fuckers already know how much of a slutty teasing brat whore she is. She’ll make you go UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH the second your rrats get activated.

Ame? Denying all ships but still goes in privately for the kill. That whore has a huge leap in stealth body count. The second she says I love you, a million Goslings cum at the exact same time. Myself included.

Ina? Naizuri galor. Shes an introvert pervert that’ll dry your little dick until its going to look like a fucking raisin you little Takodachis. Imagine getting a naizuri while she uses her tentacles to probe your ass.

Kiara? If you’re Japanese or Calli she will whore herself out in an instant. KFP bros know this and are on constant subconcious suicide watch. I pity you all.

Mori? Deadbeats jerk it now because those fat sweaty tiddies will become more and more feminine with every stream. You fuckers caused this whore bimbofication and its going great. Goodbye Tomboy vibes, say hello to Homoglobo Bi Stacy.

Here is an objective assessment of who in Advent is at risk of an early graduation. I feel like this is necessary after Sana, the infamous Ina nepotism hire, didn't even last a whole year in Hololive. In order of debut:

Shiori Novella
No Risk/Low Risk. Shiori has years and years of experience on her interacting with both normal and unhinged fans. It is clear that she loves this job and this opportunity is a dream come true. Regardless of the situation, she has already won and benefitted from Hololive and she is now free to do whatever she wants.

Bijou Koseki
Low Risk. Smart and creative, Bijou is a loli type character that has lolicons and pedophiles protecting her from schizos. Money off Hololive will be good and she will never want for anything. Just like Gura she can take breaks whenever she likes because this type of audience will wait like an obedient slave for their master's return, so there is no need to graduate when things go bad. Being young and stupid, there is a low risk of graduation by health or death.

Nerissa Ravencroft
No Risk/Low Risk. Nerissa already admitted that she joined to fuck her oshi and your oshis and she will not stop before she has achieved this. However, why would she ever stop if she can just continue fucking her oshi as long as she is in Hololive? Coombaiting, regardless if fake or not, has already ensured that her community will let her do just that and she won't get scrutinized for this behavior like Vesper, because she is a girl. She is a singer, so chances are high that other members will approach her and she will violently rape them during her career. The low risk of graduating comes from when there are no more oshis to fuck.

FuwaMoco
HIGH RISK. FuwaMoco's innocent pledge on debut has brought out the worst type of fan to latch onto them. They see this skit as a binding contract and are ready to behead them figuratively and literally whenever even a PERCIEVED misstep occurs. An off-handed mention of a male, an innocent greeting in chat, even invoking the general term of "Holostar" will activate these absolute schizos and cry bloody murder, citing their pledge as a broken promise that now needs to be mended. FuwaMoco do not have the mental fortitude to deal with this sort of schizo onslaught, as seen by their fun and lighthearted content. Their innocent goal of bringing smiles and happiness will be dictated by walking on eggshells, after feeling the backlash of the first yab, as to not offend so called "true ruffians", that would abandon them in a heartbeat and see them dead, if they dare to break their insane guidelines, always using the pledge as a piece of evidence of promised happiness. These people will dominate their community and break several rules commonly set out by vtubers. Derailing chat and demanding explanations for this or that behavior that they deem has broken FuwaMoco's pledge in their eyes. The twin dogs will be beaten and battered by their "loyal fans" into mental illness and we will lose, what probably is, one of the best channels in Hololive to date. Graduation withing the first year is highly likely because of schizos who think themselves "true fans".

Wait Ina is going on another week long break?

>>52614807
Your wife, Ninomae Ina'nis, was just found dead in your office this morning, strangled with a paper bag. Distraught and baffled, you've called in the assistance of world-renowned private investigator Ms. Amelia Watson to help expose the killer. After roughly forty-three minutes of thorough investigation, the detective has called all the suspects into your office.

“You can’t possibly think it was me,” states Kiara, your old business partner, while trying to hide a ketchup-stained shirtsleeve. “Ina and I were the best of friends. In fact, I'll tell you a little secret. I was paying her under the table to manipulate the fast food market; so why on earth would I kill her? If anything, it was probably that little secretary of yours. I know for a fact they’ve been doing it all over your desk whenever you're on lunch break. This is clearly the result of some dirty affair gone wrong; arrest that shark! And while we’re at it, let KFP do the catering for her funeral. It’s what she would’ve wanted.”

“You're lying!” your young secretary, Gura, hisses aggressively at Kiara. “She was not your friend and I've never... done that with her. Ina was going to turn you into the DA, and you knew it!” Gura turns back to face you with crocodile tears forming in her eyes. “I demand you have that phony phoenix arrested, and that you let me have all of Ina's panties. It's what she would've wanted.”

“Shut up!” shouts Detective Watson, as she stomps her feet in frustration. “Jesus H. Christ, enough with the bickering! The Great Detective Amelia Watson hears nothing but bullshit! The sleazy businesswoman, the lustful secretary, that's all so cliché! Neither of you two are actually cold-blooded enough to have killed her. When you add it all up, there's only one person who could've done this. There's only one person deserves to rot in jail.” The Detective then proceeds towards your desk, slamming her fist on it triumphantly. “It was Mori! She was the one who killed our beloved Ina! All out of jealousy for her art skills and affection towards Gura.”

"Now wait a minute here," counters connoisseur of early 2000s Adam Sandler films Calliope Mori, who inexplicably appears behind your desk. "Your boy's being framed! It was that bitch Watson. She killed him just so she could take the case and make headlines for getting me tossed in the slammer! Anon, you need to arrest her right now! And let me do a bangin' memorial rap at her funeral, it's what she would have wanted."

Wait, Ina is going on break?

>>49957164
All holos are whores
Sora? CEO dick sucking, seiso pretending whore. Will snatch the fame from the other girls at a moments notice. Bi bitch probably finger blasts the fuck out of A-chan distracting her from nuking zhangs.

Robocco? Literal Who? Quiet nerd nudist whore. Only thing going for her.

Miko? Biggest whore of gen 0. Loves BBC, Bunnygirls, and all her little simps.

Suisei? More like 3rd rate, shota loving, wannabe Sora whore. Bet her Yandere personality is for blackmailing little boys from telling anyone else. Beautiful mental time loop she created.

Azki? Solo artist sucking off ghost writer whore.

Haachama? Not really a whore. Accidentally lewd from whatever the fuck is in her blain.
Akai Haato? True seiso. Not a whore. Truly the SOUL of Hololive.

Festival? Loli kidnapping finger blasting whore.

Mel? Youtube intern teasing whore.
Fubuki? Friend, more like fuckbuddy.

Subaru? Tomboy turned instagram beach bitch with those thumbnails and preferred outfit. Had my hopes up. Whore.

My Oshi? Complete innocent doll that I’d marry. Ayame is a godsend for Hololive.

Retard onion? Retard onion that licks other girl’s clits to make em join her build-a-shit factory. Her Autismo levels will break down if you don't enjoy her pussy enough.

Choco? Employee of the month in the local strip club lookin whore. ASMR streams made for you to cum too.

Shion? Had sexual relations with a musty steamy dusty womb. In denial too.

Dog? Whore to cat.
Cat? Whore for everyone else.

Mio? Quiet MILF that breaks into heat once a month when you're not looking kind of whore.

Womb? Barren.
Rushia? Filthy wannabe GFE that forces you to make that wall of hers filled with plastic whore.

Flare? Same case with the cat but now shes inclusive.

Pekora? Mama thought she was a whore before then, for good reason too. Bet you her sweet ass was camgirling away with a mask with those fanged smiles.

Noel? Fat tiddie no brain trash singer soulful whore! Also loves dark skinned cock.

Luna? Brain injected by Coco to fall in love with American studded cock.

Twappers? Dumb bitch whore trying to show off her body for more subscribers lookin whore.

Coco? American Dragon porn director whore, always in a constant state of teasing your dick but never wanting it. Literal penis falseflagger.

Watame? Deflection blonde stereotype whore. Clit be fluffier than my carpet.
Kanata? Tenshi fallen down into degeneracy marrying that whore of a dragon. Starving housewife begging to be filled.

Polka? Depressed whore who will hop on any dick that’ll “promise” that it wont leave her (just wait for Gen6 bitch).

Nene? New outfit has a wonderful view for all her fans. SUPERWHORE

Botan? La Lion got those “fuck me” eyes from lion king. Got the RUbros kneeling harder than when they met the polish
Lamy? Shes the classic alchoholic mommy. Give her 5 hours on those drinks and bam. Imagine the mommyzuris.

Aloe? Love. CEO of SEX. Her whore levels were too unchecked to be kept alive. She rapes and blackmails the EN girls as Jenma now.

Moona? Didn’t know rivers were on the moon for how wet she is for her boss. Would leave her husband in an instant, what a whore.

Lofi? Her wife is always cheating on her, might as well go out and whore yourself off.

Risu? Literal cum tribute begging whore.
Anya? Walking fucking paizuri. Shes a weapon so shes gotta have a handle there somewhere.

Ollie? Each part of her was a woman used to make her. Literal definition of a shag pile.

Reine? She has cock on her animal name. Her body behind that blue suit is begging to be leaded, her Mama would agree as well.

Gura? You fuckers already know how much of a slutty teasing brat whore she is. She’ll make you go UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH the second your rrats get activated.

Ame? Denying all ships but still goes in privately for the kill. That whore has a huge leap in stealth body count. The second she says I love you, a million Goslings cum at the exact same time. Myself included.

Ina? Naizuri galor. Shes an introvert pervert that’ll dry your little dick until its going to look like a fucking raisin you little Takodachis. Imagine getting a naizuri while she uses her tentacles to probe your ass.

Kiara? If you’re Japanese or Calli she will whore herself out in an instant. KFP bros know this and are on constant subconcious suicide watch. I pity you all.

Mori? Deadbeats jerk it now because those fat sweaty tiddies will become more and more feminine with every stream. You fuckers caused this whore bimbofication and its going great. Goodbye Tomboy vibes, say hello to Homoglobo Bi Stacy.

Through Whoring, UNITY!

>>46633162
Personally, listening to her mag dump cough drops in Feb 2022 was worse than no streams. Y'know what I like more that Live Ina? LIVE Ina. She spent the entirety of 2022 broadcasting how severely she was overdoing it while being in active denial about it. Yes, I'm the other schizo who goes off on how she keeps fucking forgetting how her therapist says she's fucking herself over by constantly overdoing it, breaking herself, then getting depressed because her body physically rejects her attempts to overdo everything.

You think I haven't been thinking about this since her first big break in Nov 2021? Your answer is apparently that you want her to drop all shrine duties and only stream, but I love my Ina who chases her dreams. That's the answer I came to - the most fundamental appeal. I don't want her to stop anything. I just want her to figure out how to do it without killing herself for real this time.

So yeah, I'm willing to wait. As long as she's still around and still trying to figure out her limits (instead of breaking them), I'll wait. I'd love if the Sunday drawstreams came back, I'd love if she streamed regularly again, but most importantly I love following her story. And so, fellow schizo, my most fervent desire is for Ina to make decisions that continue the story of her life, instead of ending prematurely or getting stuck in a stagnant pool.

Ha, bump limit removed my schizo limiter apparently.

>>46629344
>pretty much all of myth stopped doing the intimate stuff
this is not the case, kiara does tons of stuff, when mori isn't burying herself in work she stops to basically pamper the deadbeats, and ame burnt out extremely hard but also admitted recently that she just really didn't wanna watch the movies that were on the list
the only similar case is ina, who was dying since long before her health break and had the takos going through the exact same 'it'll go back to normal soon wait no it's actually getting even worse' cycle that we do

To all the worriedbuds out there, there's good news. I got some insider info.
Gura is going to Japan for HoloFes recording and rehearsals. Ina is currently there now, as confirmed by Mel here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV7fUCMiN_4
She used the health excuse for her to take holiday break with family then going to japan for HoloFes homeowork afterwards.
She'll most likely come back around end of January to February after she finishes everything.
Then she'll come back strong with announcements on new songs and Daki.
Just hold on a couple of weeks chumbies, the wait will be worth it!

>>38306283
No, I wish Ame didn't go on break and had played Pokemon that night. I wish Ina was here to play Violet. I wish Gura was playing Pokemon and shitting on how buggy it is. I wish I didn't have to wait 2-4 days between Kiara's playthroughs. I wish Mumei had played more on stream. I wish Fauna didn't do it once a week if she hasn't dropped it already.

>>37977275
There wasn't much to do instead of just wait. At least she tweeted almost every day. If it was like Ina who is on a break for months and dont tweet, then idk what I would do

>>37089288
No but you do need all of Myth to work together and go to Japan for it. It took two years for a full offcollab and it was only by accident and because the fans begged for it.
Now Ina is on break for an unknown amount of time, Gura is going but won't have time to meet anyone, and the rest of Myth are going to an onsen for vacation.
Mori for example could do a lot but is always busy and she wants to wait for Myth to have their debuts.

Wait is ina seriously on a break until the anniversary? And mori is on a break after the anny? When the fuck is ttrpg

>>27591399
There is a limited number of hours company can stream and Kojo+bakatare work out most of these hours by themselves leaving only scraps for EN, this is why so many girls barely stream and why Ina had to wait for Wamy to go on break to come back.

>>27210461
Not sure if saplings just hang out here because their general is so dead it doesn't exist half the time, but need I remind you that she's only this high because Ina is on break? Honestly the endless Fauna shilling here is tiring. I cannot wait for her numbers to crash once she's not streaming in an empty slot.

>>27004917
I don't see her using the YT raid function terribly often unless she starts streams at earlier times more consistent so there are actual streams to redirect to that aren't IRyS, Bae, or god forbid Calli. And even then I assume there is probably some agreement with the EN girls when they think it's appropriate to use; I think I've only seen Ina and Mumei use that raiding function once since the feature was rolled out.

Also yeah we'll just have to see how the gifted members thing plays out in the short term: considering Kronii's been on break for almost 2 weeks there's a good chance she didn't even know about the feature, and of course she's not going to publicly say (at least right now) "don't gift members to randoms because I don't want them potentially spreading sensitive content". Not impossible her stance changes on if she talks to Mumei and Ina about it, but yeah we'll just have to wait and see.

>>26619383
Takos expected nothing, Ina is still on a break.
Chumbuds also get Gura when usually Gura is on a break now after her BD.
So I don't know what kind of fanbases are seething right now. Even deadbeats just need to wait for the right time.

Ok so let me break this down
>Kiara is STILL AWAKE at 4am "her time".

This can mean 1 of 2 things
>1
She's in Austria, literally just ghosted for 12+ hours to throw people off and stayed up late for Gura
OR
>2
She's in America, met the girls already, and will be on stream tomorrow. We already know these girls hangout for a day or two before actually going on stream, it's probably the same deal with her.
And I doubt Gura is leaving Ame so soon, not only because it's only been 2 days but Kiara's comment could hint that Kiara's coming right before Gura leaves, then she will stay a while with Ame after Gura leaves, maybe Ina might come during this time too basically what Mori was supposed to do with Mumei

I still have faith. Just wait and see. Tomorrow just watch

Wait, Ina is on a break?

Wait, Ina is on a break?