/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Uwu should've married Mint so they could go be nerds together and spare the rest of us their nerd shit, I fucking hate nerds

>>76720703
Regarding my post last thread, do you think Mint fits my parameters for my new oshi? I'm worried that she's not soft or cuddly, but overweight to the point where it becomes unappealing. I do know she is also married and a former conslut so that also factors into my oshi choise.

>>76446757
May 2021 Pomie here
Mariya is an OG wisp, has a membooship card from 2020. Her personality is not very similar to Mint's outside of how much she loves streaming (though she now has a somewhat Pomura-esque character that's trying to steal you away from her). Leans heavily into wife experience. Not girlfriend, wife. You are married and have a child with her.
Alias is literally nothing like Mint in any way whatsoever outside of her model having the same aesthetic but she's nice. People like to call her female Doppio around here sometimes if that means anything to you.
I highly recommend you look into Mono if you're exploring V4Mirai, she's the closest to Mint in terms of... everything but design, really.

Reminder all 'lesbian' liggers are larping.
Hina is a long distance relationship, MEat and coqui both have had boyfriends in the past, mint is divorced, and henemimi is married.

>>76193021
If Mint married me I'd just do everything I could to support her streaming career so she could continue exactly as she does now, with zero changes to her life but someone to do her chores for her and hang out with if she wants.

i dont think i can stay married to someone so vile, so inhumane, so manipulative
who tf doesnt like mint chocolate chip? throw some brownies in there, hot fudge too and you’re in Heaven.

>>75495889
Yes, they doxxed a vtuber and she is married
mint with me btw

>>75309904
>no collab with mint this week
>still uses fanart with her for schedule
just get married already

>>75245666
>Wish she was a bit nicer to herself.
Mint will learn to love herself once she's married and quits feeling like a weird pervert outcast who is forever single.
For that purpose I will marry her.

>>75245244
henya is already married to haruka and pomu, she also recently added mint.

hello just so you know i am married to
grimmi
meat
coqui
callie
mint
mint 2
vesper
clio
jets
olivia
hina
ecto

I've just had such a wonderful dream where I married Mint and then we were on a wedding and there were flowers, ribbons and baloons everywhere and then Snake said to me "You're pretty good" and Mint said to me "I love you". Why did I have to wake up?

>>74418281
im going to marry you so im married to Mint by proxy

>>74179726
Do you think I'm under the impression Mint is LITERALLY Kronii?

I referenced that quote by Kronii because for someone who talks so much about idol culture, Mint lauding a woman for getting married and having a kid while still being an idol was a load of shit. Women are all the same. Want to have their cake and eat it too.

>>73892452
All women and men are
The reason Mint wants to graduate is that she's lonely and wants to get married but doesn't want to date a streamer and is worried that anyone she hooks up with will be an obsessive fan that's why she wants to meet all her Pomies so that she knows what they look like and she can avoid them

>>73792418
It's Mrs. Mint, because she's married to yeah, me

>>73470036
Old mint friend, married and plays violin really good.

>>73433795
>I know, I know I've meme'd around
>I've been a fool to myself
>I thought that Mint was married to noone else~

>>73432603
>Mint Fantome
I don't know who the hell you married, but it sure isn't my wife (Mint Fantôme).

>>72993294
if mata and mint get married does that make momos and whisps step siblings?

>>72967063
Youre an exception, Im talking about the people that didnt care when she was mint, but now care because she used to be Pomu.
Back when EN debuted, when no drama was on the horizon, nobody gave a shit about them, people where so married to Hololive they just saw them as another copycat cause people marry brands.
Now they suddenly shit, because she's free of the "ebil black company".

>>72761971
The pomu thread is still the lazulight thread
There are people there talking about making /mint/today, but up until now there's some people married to the general who refuse to leave

Snuffy and you live together for a few years before eventually tying the knot. None of your family members could attend the ceremony because they couldn't afford to fly to the United States. The seating for the bride in the forest clearing was practically full. You, on the other hand just had a few friends and colleagues. Snuffy was beautiful, she had a long trail in her wedding dress that 3am had fo carry. She looked a little embarrassed as you lifted her veil for wearing such lady like clothes. Mint acted as the celebrant and cried a bit when Snuffy and you shared your first kiss together as a married couple. Everyone still made you feel welcome and celebrated your union. Coqui caught the bouquet Snuffy tossed and blushed, swooning while looking at Meat next to her.

The after party kicks off hard at the bar you booked together. The music is pumping and everyone crowds the dance floor. You both almost forget to cut the cake and take the ceremonial dance together for everyone to film. It was a little unconventional. You end with Snuffy on your shoulders, she pushes your head into her steaming crotch, with a shit eating grin on her face. She smells different, really womanly. You try to hide your raging erection while Chatting to Snuff-Mom and Snuff-Dad with Snuffy hanging onto your arm with a look of pure marital bliss on her face.

You have to gass it soon after the after party, saying your farewells, as you hurry to the air port with your pre-packed luggage that was hidden behind the bar via taxi. Both of you don't even have a chance to change, being somewhat sober. These were the cheapest tickets to go to Japan for your honey moon. You spend most of the mid Winter together in Hokkaido in a private mixed onsen B&B for tattooed foreigners, the snow flakes leave leave red welts on both of you skin as you just climb out of the bath. You hide them on Snuffy's ass by giving her a loud SMACK whenever she climbs out making her squeak in a high pitched, super girly way. It's honestly adorable.

You travel the country a bit. Osaka for the food, Tokyo for the weebshit you both share, Kyoto to satisfy your history nerd stuff. You also spend some briefly island hopping around Okinawa, having picnics and making out under ancient trees. You both don't know how you weren't ever arrested, but you had Snuffy pose nude for you to draw a picture of her with blue, ball point ben in the lush landscape. It still hangs in the bedroom you share today, near 20+ years on.

You own a property in rural Australia these days in the Riverina, growing a perma culture food forest. It is something Snuffy always suggested. She wanted adventure, and it was her way of saying sorry for having none of your relatives attend the wedding. You've had several daughters together, each of them aspects of their Mother. Your family are one of the pillars of the local community, providing produce during tough times for less than pocket change.

In order of left to right, but not via age.

>Hannah: The oldest, roughly 26-27. She just moved back in after living with roomates in the city and working at a grocery store to pay for her Vtuber model. She's in her room alot sleaming. Her content is really cosy. Most of the time you hear her moaning loudly gooning outside of content creation. When you do see her, she has great empathy and great to talk to.

>Sarah: The youngest at present, roughly about 14. She's a horse girl. All her walls are covered in shelves of Briar Horses that you buy in bulk for special events. She's rather reserved and likes to draw like you do. You're pretty sure she is doing NSFW commissions for extra doe.

>Aura: 16, She was was consummated when you and Snuffy took a couple's retreat at a bush doof. A lot of illicit substances were taken at the week long event which explains a lot with this kid. Aura's wild. She is always outside, getting dirty and making terrariums in her room, collecting crystals and you always find her in your office, on the lounge reading your occult books.

>Rebecca: 24, the second oldest. She has a strong work ethic and works at a local warehouse as a forklift driver. She helps out picking fruit and vegetables with you in her free time. She has a down-to-Earth demeanour and acts like one of the guys. You spar with her sometimes after Snuffy made you give up wrestling after a match which hospitalised you for months. Rebecca has jackknifed you once and snapped your ankle.

>Myra: 18, the troubled child. She likes to skate and smoke pot. She sometimes steals the car and zooms off with Aura to music festivals. You worry about her. Most of the time she is hiding out in your den ripping billies and drinking your whiskey. She's the only one that knows you still smoke cigarettes, after you made the promise to their Mother to quit. She's not only kind, but a sharp girl.

>>71264738
Japan has a much higher proportion of good women over 30 who are single and childless. Good Western women over 30 tend to already be married and/or have children. Hags like Mint are somewhat rare.