/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>76974672
Not debuting new gens will kill Hololive. They can't grow with the talents they have now. Most of them are dead weight. What Cover should do is start dropping poor performing Holos and then debut more to replace them and then cull them until they have 20-30 1st army tier talents. For starters, they cut Choco, Haato, Matsuri, Aki, Roboco, Flare, Watame, Nene, Polka, Lui, and all of Regloss.

>>76970684
I mean Houshou "Flash little boys on the way to school " Marine or Natsuiro "True Lolicon" Matsuri

>>76968923
Okay but you can also flirt with Matsuri

>>76956685
Fuck you, I would watch him if I could. I've watched several clips and I've sent him a superchat or 2.
His collabs with Matsuri were top tier: he's someone who can actually handle her menhera.
His 3D live with the train was also great.
I also got a photo with his cutout at the Holostars area at Holofes expo this year

>>76950145
>Matsuri

>>76950034
>Matsuri - hands yab and general menhera
>Shion - raped (depressed)
>Laplus - menhera (destructive)
>Gura - raped (depressed?)
Now this

>>76929953
So is Matsuri.

>>76944245
Yeah and they always get a big initial backlash from it. By being a separate branch, they can say they are different and set a precedent and fewer comparisons to "tarnishing the garden". Also cherry picking Aki as one of the only Holos to benefit from it, while La+ is in the gutter and Matsuri is a legitimate 3view some days, although you could argue there's more to that than homocollabs.

>>76902257
Shion, but Kanata and Matsuri are close

>>76939852
Lol, as if hololive is any less cucked. Or do I have to start posting webm’s of matsuri getting railed by ecelebs again

Matsuri and stinky whale

>>76933619
Nobody gives a fuck about Fubuki/Matsuri, or even gen 1 lmao, they all showed their true colors early on and gen 2 was able to correct the course thankfully

Mori = Suisei
Kiara = Ame
Ina = Suisei
Gura = Aqua
Ame = Haachama
Kronii = Miku
Fauna = Gura
Bae = DD
Mumei = Ina
IRyS = Mori
Shiori = Haachama
Biboo = Ina
Nerissa = Marine
Mococo = Polka
Fuwawa = Marine
Iofi = Sora
Moona = Pekora
Risu = Korone
Ollie = Kiara (formerly Matsuri)
Anya = Ina
Reine = Marine
Kaela = Kronii, Ina, Mori
Zeta = Ina
Kobo = Kiara

A comprehensive list of every single Hololive member ranked by sexiness:

1. Mumei
2. Ayame
3. Pekora
4. Fauna
5. Okayu
6. Kobo
7. Chloe
8. Ina
9. Korone
10. Miko
11. Kronii
12. Fubuki
13. Towa
14. Subaru
15. Risu
16. Iroha
17. IRyS
18. Koyori
19. Kanata
20. Luna
21. Ririka
22. Fuwawa
23. Suisei
24. Bae
25. Nerissa
26. Sora
27. Shiori
28. Gura
29. Laplus
30. Marine
31. Haachama
32. Ame
33. Polka
34. Mio
35. Botan
36. Anya
37. Mococo
38. Moona
39. Watame
40. Shion
41. Aqua
42. Matsuri
43. Nene
44. Zeta
45. Biboo
46. Hajime
47. Lamy
48. Noel
49. Iofi
50. Aki
51. Choco
52. Kanade
53. Mori
54. Azki
55. Lui
56. Flare
57. Kiara
58. Raden
59. Kaela
60. Ollie
61. Ao
62. Roboco
63. Reine

>>76916330
That’s fine compared to Kiara, Coco, Matsuri, and Nene. Plus IRyS likes her so she’s fine.

>>76915940
>Coco
>Kiara
>Nene
>Matsuri
>Sana
Having orange as your image color must be curse, they’re all awful or suffer.

>>76913011
A JP that acts like a whore but actually isn't one, like Marine, Okayu, Aki, Haachama and Chloe. Unironic JP whores are like Choco and Matsuri. Nerissa is an ironic EN whore. /vt/ hates Nerissa for it, but adores the ironic JP whores I listed above.

>>76907921
>I really don't get how Rushia was able to hold a death grip on a specific slot
Because no one wanted do deal with her menhera outbursts except for Matsuri who doesn't give a fuck and is almost as menhera as her and Aqua who is too autistic to get the hinr

Why is matsuri like this

>>76893732
Tokino Sora = Toki (time) no Sora (sky) = Time of Sky
Roboco = Robo ko = Robot girl
Sakura Miko = Cherry blossom Shrine Maiden
Hoshimachi Suisei = Hoshi machi (star village) Suisei (comet)
Shirakami Fubuki = white god Snowstorm
Natsuiro Matsuri = summer-colored festival
Akai Haato = Red Heart
Minato Aqua = Harbor Aqua
Murasaki Shion = Purple (shion is the japanese name for aster, a purple flower)
Nakiri Ayame = leaf-cutter (ayame is just a normal name)
Yuzuki Choco - yuzuki means moon
Ookami Mio - okami is wolf, mio is just a name
Inugami Korone = Dog god, korone is similar to cornet
Nekomata Okayu - a nekomata is a cat youkai, okayu is rice porridge
Usada Pekora - usada can be read as rabbit, peko means hungry
Shiranui Flare = unknown fire flare
Shirogane Noel = Silver Noel
Houshou Marine = Houshou means treasure (is also the name of a boat)
Uruha Rushia = Graceful Good Fortune (lol)
Amane Kanata = amane is just a name, kanata means beyond/far away
Tsunomaki Watame - tsuno are horns, watame is cotton candy
Tokoyami Towa = everlasting darkness forever
Himemori Luna = forest-princess Luna
Kiryu Coco - Kiryu from Kiryu Kazama from Yakuza, Coco is just a name but could be a joke on her being crazy "she's coco"
Yukihana Lamy = Snow flower Lamy
Momosuzu Nene = Peach bell Nene
Shishiro Botan = White lion Botan
Omaru Polka = Circle Polka - literally polka dot
Laplus Darkness - from Laplace's demon
Takane Lui = Hawk Lui
Sakamata Chloe = Killer whale Chloe
Calliope Mori - Calliope is the greek muse of poetry, mori is from memento mori
Takanashi Kiara - taka nashi is no hawks, Kiara is a pun on kira kira
Ninomae Inanis = ni no mae means before two i.e. one, inanis means void in latin
Gawr Gura - Gawr is like Gao the onomatopeia of roar, 'gura-gura' is also onomatopeia meaning to shake or wobble, like the footsteps of a kaiju
Sana is an anagram of NASA
Ceres is the roman goddess of harvest, Fauna is the scientific term of wildlife/animals
Ouro is from ouroboros, Kronii is from kronos, the greek titan of time
Nanashi Mumei = Nameless Anonymous
Hakos Baelz - Hakos is a pun on hako meaning box and an anagram of Khaos, Baelz is either and anagram of blaze or a reference to baelzebub (the demon lord of pestilience) derived from Bael, a canaanite pagan god and enemy of Yahweh - or both
Shiori Novella = Bookmark Novella
Koseki Bijou = Koseki sounds like hoseki meaning jewel, bijou is french name for jewel
Fuwawa from fuwa fuwa meaning soft

Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $1,984,623.98.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 19):
>Aqua :: $55,874.35 [201.62% over Avg]
>Baelz :: $49,698.03 [111.42% over Avg]
>Gura :: $47,700.86 [23.64% over Avg]
>Lui :: $30,980.79 [85.28% over Avg]
>Kronii :: $13,578.08 [36.00% over Avg]
>Pekora :: $10,266.90 [10.98% under Avg]
>Fauna :: $9,186.98 [4.39% over Avg]
>Korone :: $6,940.94 [39.07% over Avg]
>Reine :: $6,053.71 [1.37% under Avg]
>Chloe :: $5,654.28 [34.83% over Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 78):
>Suisei :: -$95,984.65 [47.26% under Avg]
>Haato :: -$42,058.49 [54.49% under Avg]
>Watame :: -$26,036.39 [32.99% under Avg]
>Risu :: -$22,342.97 [12.60% under Avg]
>Ina'nis :: -$19,495.73 [56.75% under Avg]
>Sora :: -$15,891.57 [15.00% under Avg]
>Iofi :: -$15,210.86 [3.95% over Avg]
>Botan :: -$14,289.83 [31.59% under Avg]
>Astel :: -$12,384.95 [5.58% under Avg]
>Matsuri :: -$11,788.41 [3.43% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Suisei :: 33.59%
>Marine :: 28%
>Kanata :: 11.16%
>Pekora :: 9.26%
>Subaru :: 7.16%
>Watame :: 7.06%
>Towa :: 6.55%
>AZKi :: 6.14%
>Noel :: 5.9%
>Miko :: 5.83%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,432.71
Average Upward Adjustment is $13,107.46
Average Downward Adjustment is -$4,974.55

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Nabi, Rushia.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and you're halfway through the week.

Listen to Elite Miko songs!

>Original Songs
- My name is Elite https://youtu.be/Y8o4goeVM0o
- Sakurakaze https://youtu.be/X9zw0QF12Kc
- Sakura-iro High Tension! https://youtu.be/HiLnCY9qjSo
- Kagetsu no Yume https://youtu.be/8ZVrn4lHLqw
- Baby Dance https://youtu.be/ixSjzx0Q5x4
- Bokura to Kimi no Uta https://cover.lnk.to/OurAndYourSong
- Otome no Susume https://cover.lnk.to/otomenosusume
- Heart Online https://cover.lnk.to/HeartOnline
- Our Tree https://youtu.be/7_DqIBHtxzo
- Attention Please! https://cover.lnk.to/heartconnect
- Kyunkyun Miko Kyunkyun https://youtu.be/WIZSYTAeoF4
- Nyahello World!!! https://youtu.be/XL1hFQ5EaE8

>Cover Songs
- Yukitoki https://youtu.be/z4Md4zHQWJ8
- Ai Kotoba III https://youtu.be/IZWuK1ljlS0
- Mikochi ga Yatte Kita Zo https://youtu.be/K57XcDsUl6A
- as x sist ~Amae Beta na Watashi Nari ni~ https://youtu.be/LaOo9OxKxPc
- allegretto ~Sora to Kimi~ https://youtu.be/YiQq1dHlKCo
- Darling Dance https://youtu.be/TXD4qJHN4ac
- Kyoufuu All Back https://youtu.be/U2jl3QIoVws
- Neoki Yashi no Ki https://youtu.be/zWFoVb2xGaM
- Motto Ichigo Au Lait https://youtu.be/Wy7kZSE4LUI
- Hoge and Hogeta https://youtu.be/Mp89gmu6ikI

>Collab songs
- Poppy Pappy Day (Korone) https://youtu.be/MkSkQBIhGus
- Blessing (Sora, AZKi, Roboco, Mel, Subaru) https://youtu.be/G9SWOk2J6aw
- Valentine Kiss (Pekora, Marine, Matsuri) https://youtu.be/9nD7aQ_cKAM
- Snow Song Show (Pekora) https://youtu.be/dUGDaWkaKn0 (original video is privated)
- Shiawase Usagi (Pekora, Marine) https://youtu.be/UZzx9mvCaBI
- Maiodore! MaiMai Time (Sora) https://youtu.be/ITPpK7GXoEc
- PekoMiko Daisensou!! (Pekora) https://youtu.be/uRB1G0cKpIk
- Animal (Suisei) https://youtu.be/9yBLZKFKXyg
- Mikkorone×Showtime!! (Korone) cover.lnk.to/Mikkorone
- Umapyoi Densetsu (Flare, Patra) https://youtu.be/AaCFoBdpviw
- Sakura no Ame (Aki, Towa, Polka, Iroha) https://youtu.be/D8pdSRs_C4o
- Happy Fever hololive (Subaru, Mio) https://youtu.be/sL2QMmSlRyU
- Mosh Race (Pekora) https://youtu.be/_ZJ8MrEXIio
- Yamato Phantasia EP (Ayame, Fubuki, Mio) https://cover.lnk.to/yamatophantasia
- Sugar Rush (Suisei) https://youtu.be/gtgME6MJpk4
- Nakamaka (Shiraken) https://cover.lnk.to/NAKAMAKA
- Idol (Suisei) https://youtu.be/4kCzI6xbQoo
- DODEKAMBITIOUS (Pekora, Okayu, Subaru) https://youtu.be/3aWvr8iMwNw
- Hikari ni Nare! (Mio, Subaru) https://cover.lnk.to/hikarininare
- Ray (Gen 0) https://youtu.be/-Jth3Vp85tA\
- Omajinai (Kanata, Shion, Marine, Luna, Chloe) https://youtu.be/wnjuq2cX2JM
- Hapichoco (Marine, Luna, Kanata, Chloe) https://youtu.be/BCt3E-FJFdA
- Daily Diary (Shiraken) https://youtu.be/VVrsojWq0Dw

>>76882925
I stopped because they were still doing adjustment even after the price change. These were the stock numbers I got just after that as you still seem to be tracking it if you need the data.
hololive friends with u Vol. 1
hololive friends with u Tokino Sora 0
hololive friends with u Hoshimachi Suisei 0
hololive friends with u Yuzuki Choco 990
hololive friends with u Shiranui Flare 1955
hololive friends with u Yukihana Lamy 18
hololive friends with u Kazama Iroha 0

hololive friends with u Vol. 2
hololive friends with u La+ Darknesss 14
hololive friends with u Amane Kanata 305
hololive friends with u Inugami Korone 0
hololive friends with u Nekomata Okayu 0
hololive friends with u Natsuiro Matsuri 84
hololive friends with u Robocosan 136

hololive friends with u Vol. 3
hololive friends with u Yozora Mel 0
hololive friends with u Akai Haato 0
hololive friends with u Shirogane Noel 771
hololive friends with u Houshou Marine 0
hololive friends with u Momosuzu Nene 377

hololive friends with u Vol. 4
hololive friends with u Nakiri Ayame 0
hololive friends with u Oozora Subaru 82
hololive friends with u Ookami Mio 0
hololive friends with u Usada Pekora 0
hololive friends with u Himemori Luna 85
hololive friends with u Takane Lui 0

hololive friends with u Vol. 5
hololive friends with u Aki Rosenthal 91
hololive friends with u Shirakami Fubuki 0
hololive friends with u Minato Aqua 0
hololive friends with u Tsunomaki Watame 0
hololive friends with u Shishiro Botan 0
hololive friends with u Hakui Koyori 0

hololive friends with u Vol. 6
hololive friends with u Sakamata Chloe 0
hololive friends with u Omaru Polka 960
hololive friends with u Tokoyami Towa 0
hololive friends with u Murasaki Shion 1192
hololive friends with u Sakura Miko 0
hololive friends with u AZKi 0

hololive friends with u Vol. 7
hololive friends with u Ayunda Risu 298
hololive friends with u Moona Hoshinova 294
hololive friends with u Airani Iofifteen 284
hololive friends with u Kureiji Ollie 296
hololive friends with u Anya Melfissa 286
hololive friends with u Pavolia Reine 285

hololive friends with u Vol. 8
hololive friends with u Gawr Gura 219
hololive friends with u Mori Calliope 492
hololive friends with u Takanashi Kiara 0
hololive friends with u Ninomae Ina'nis 0
hololive friends with u Watson Amelia 42

hololive friends with u Vol. 9
hololive friends with u Vestia Zeta 918
hololive friends with u Kobo Kanaeru 892
hololive friends with u Kaela Kovalskia 429

hololive friends with u Vol. 10
hololive friends with u Hakos Baelz 2135
hololive friends with u Nanashi Mumei 1680
hololive friends with u Ouro Kronii 3614
hololive friends with u Ceres Fauna 2539
hololive friends with u IRyS 1691

>>76879091
>>Sadistic cock-pulling Kanata
>>Matsuri breaks out a car battery and hooks your nuts to it. Also piss.
>>Pekora shoves carrots up your ass I dunno
All of these at the same time