/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>76253100
25) where's the flat triangle
26) watchalongs where
27) dasupi where
28) i get the whole menhera arc about the concert but why don't you take pride in how well you salvaged it you stupid bitch
29) i blame ojiji for killing apex
30) cod and valo twitch zzzz
31) we haven't had a good solo rpg stream for a while why not do a new one there's like a billion of the things
32) the weird funky tournaments like rainbow 6 were fun stop trying to make fighting games your thing cuz its clearly not your cup of tea and you clearly don't enjoy them
33) startend imposter syndrome...
34) can you rape iroha on stream please
35) seriously this imposter syndrome shit is starting to piss me off
36) she never did finish the lesbian unpacking game
37) why are the karaokes so short and she never seems to try to sing anything new or funky like hajimete no chuu anymore (back in 22-23)
38) endurance karaoke autism and feeling compelled to do it even when she clearly doesn't want to
39) why did you drop mumi like a rock
40) why did you drop BLT like a rock
41) why do you completely ignore yonkisei you are the only one that still cares about it so if anyone's gonna do anything you have to initiate it you dumb broad
42) M
43) H but I actually never minded H that much cuz he's pretty funny

>quit the absolute goldmine FFXIV community where she even had zero competition in her niche because of autism about her dogshit static getting hardstuck in TEA, but still copes about potentially getting invited to the Media Tour as a Final Fantasy XIV content creator
>drops every game that's on brand with her style and content ever since that she could identify with, going "pay me for every stream [insert company]!!!" because she gets triggered seeing people with the sponsored tag, so she is not part of any community, she has no identity beyond "4674367446645764th trend riding variety streamer"
>dropped the cute and funny raps, where she had zero competition
>stopped creating content aside occasional shitpost songs that just won't go viral
>stopped doing karaoke despite constant positive feedback
>has nothing left that could be an identity or type as a content creator

gee Lucy I wonder why the fuck are you not getting good sponsors and all good sponsors permanently dropped your retarded ass, never get any opportunities like this, and can't even get shit from Gamersupps with that stagnant community that's one step away from a death spiral with how you got so fucking lazy that even your just talking streams are just the same bits on repeat word to word with nothing new
this could have been you

It's funny seeing the contrast between Spectra's tea autism and Pippa's taste

>>70910288
Yeah I don't think they have the ability to care for another living thing with how much is on their plate right now. Mococo can't even remember to water her plants and forgets she just made a cup of tea only to find it again the next day. Also I don't know how Mococo would do with a crying baby, it could trigger her autism. Not to mention Fuwawa and pouring bleach into the humidifier thinking that it was a good idea. They'd be very loving parents, but it would be my job to actually keep everyone and everything safe and running smoothly

>>70046866
I don't know her, I'm just here for the clickbait OP. That said, depression can make everything a struggle. Getting up is a struggle, just making tea or coffee is too much effort, brushing teeth is not going to be on people's priority list. For most people with depression the escapism of endless anime and video games with access to uber eats sustains them in a reality that takes place 99% of the time on their mattress, or similar situations. All you need is a place to stay and just enough income to automate your continued existence. Whether that is through family, camming, streaming, or autism bucks.

>>69542232
you mean today, at 2pm, a perfect time for me to sit down with a nice cup of tea and watch autism girl

>>69032206
>>69032484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3jwiihKhOQ
I downloaded the transcript and I'm trying to put it on pastebin for easy searching, but it activated the content filter, so I don't know if I'll be able to without censoring some stuff. Please excuse the autism.

2:28:20 oh my god well i have a lot of hardcore fans i have a lot of female hardcore fans
2:28:27 and females like anka right i can't wait anymore i'm just gonna do it now
2:28:35 [Music]
2:28:42 no one likes anka anymore
2:28:49 [Music]
2:28:54 did i make profit [Music] yes
2:29:01 we're never singing anka ever again
2:29:07 [Music] all of these are a lie
2:29:19 never singing
2:29:26 i feel like we have to recruit someone pretty
2:29:32 go forth oh
2:29:38 i have to give them a spa day at least once also their stamina is dying but celine
2:29:44 is just at home playing apex
2:29:52 what's this one stop bullying find blackmail material on a member
2:30:13 what have you been up to promo talks about magazines what's going on with your
2:30:18 family when can i know about the gossip the juice i want to know the tea
2:30:27 you know what i'm saying
2:30:41 we can't write anka songs anymore we have to make a song we have to make like a cute pop song
2:30:50 with lyrics about like love or something
2:31:04 [Music] oh yeah more marketing science
2:31:11 ad campaign virtual campaign
2:31:16 that's good let's do some virtual campaigning what else do we got
2:31:23 let's do a pop song we've never done a pop song
2:31:30 right much more points i need four
2:31:37 okay my staffer we can write songs about love never wrote songs about love yet
2:31:44 everyone likes a love song right oh it's like a tower
2:31:52 pop love song cute oh but the hardcore fans like loneliness
2:31:59 more loneliness loneliness

>lumi just learning tea autism
Feels good to be a tea master
>>68769156
Someone did that?
Ok I will stop posting now

Name a better wife than Bae.

>Deeply romantic
She was exposed as having romance self-insert shoujo games for single girls on her switch home screen the other day
During newly friend game with Sora, she admitted that being hugged from the back is her biggest fetish and makes her heart go doki doki when she reads such scenes in shoujo manga. She also likes head rubs and kabedons and wants to cuddle in general

>Will make you soup every morning and do your laundry
There are too many examples of this so I'll only list down a couple
Mumei talking about it in collab with Ina
https://youtu.be/sdZSs87MXjo?t=7020

Bae confirming that she made the soup for breakfast + did grocery shopping for lunch, dinner and Fauna's dishes separately throughout their Japan trip arc
https://youtu.be/OxTDM6NFyWM?t=3704
https://youtu.be/OxTDM6NFyWM?t=4310

Bae brings Faumei tea and coffee unprompted
https://youtu.be/9s1Wb0z1M1M?t=988

Did Mumei's Laundry and neatly folded clothes on her bed
https://youtu.be/9s1Wb0z1M1M?t=720

>Insanely hardworking and has a focused, directorial mindset
She is always streaming and STILL took out the time to practice every single day in order to deliver that banger of a holofes performance in spite of having a month where she streamed every day. She also takes complete control of her own projects and will keep redoing them until she's satisfied with the results
She's also extremely humble about everything

>Beautiful and short
Confirmed by many accounts of fellow holomems to be tiny and gorgeous, not to mention she has thunder thighs
Tiny hands too, proven on stream via her handcam stream
I don't think I need to provide stamps for this one as there are far too many clips on youtube

>Strong Maternal energy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhpFGxEzm8Q&t=9644s
Not to mention how Mumei referred to her as her "trip motherwife"
>Chocolate cake story
https://youtu.be/78rFBQ8kBzo?t=1339
Both Fauna and Mumei were incredibly indecisive on their own and needed Bae to pretty much order their food for them at resturaunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko61qZLDdPQ
>"It's been so long since someone has offered to let me depend on them so much"
https://youtu.be/sdZSs87MXjo?t=1002

>Talented
She can voice act, dance, choreograph, storyboard and play multiple musical instruments. She is autisically deep into Seiyuu and animes, having watched some obscure ones and knowing near every Japanese Seiyuu she comes across

>Doesn't know how to kiss
https://streamable.com/u40gtg

>Drives and cleans her own car
https://youtu.be/L5SAU-gjVHk?t=800

Her only downside is that she's the biggest scaredy cat in the entire company but that would make her vulnerable side more cute
https://youtu.be/hNRciBu6XSM?t=3169
https://youtu.be/T-KCQg0FJJo?t=6364
https://youtu.be/bh3njDKOnn0?t=2443

and most importantly of all, she gets sloshed off half a can of 5% beer
This much proof should be enough for now, pardon the autism

>>66911946
I want to bring Clio tea and caramel digestives while she's streaming and have her give me a quick kiss as thanks before she goes back to her 16 hour autism marathon

Name a better wife than Bae.

>Deeply romantic
She was exposed as having romance self-insert shoujo games for single girls on her switch home screen the other day
During newly friend game with Sora, she admitted that being hugged from the back is her biggest fetish and makes her heart go doki doki when she reads such scenes in shoujo manga. She also likes head rubs and kabedons and wants to cuddle in general

>Will make you soup every morning and do your laundry
There are too many examples of this so I'll only list down a couple
Mumei talking about it in collab with Ina
https://youtu.be/sdZSs87MXjo?t=7020

Bae confirming that she made the soup for breakfast + did grocery shopping for lunch, dinner and Fauna's dishes separately throughout their Japan trip arc
https://youtu.be/OxTDM6NFyWM?t=3704
https://youtu.be/OxTDM6NFyWM?t=4310

Bae brings Faumei tea and coffee unprompted
https://youtu.be/9s1Wb0z1M1M?t=988

Did Mumei's Laundry and neatly folded clothes on her bed
https://youtu.be/9s1Wb0z1M1M?t=720

>Insanely hardworking and has a focused, directorial mindset
She is always streaming and STILL took out the time to practice every single day in order to deliver that banger of a holofes performance in spite of having a month where she streamed every day. She also takes complete control of her own projects and will keep redoing them until she's satisfied with the results
She's also extremely humble about everything

>Beautiful and short
Confirmed by many accounts of fellow holomems to be tiny and gorgeous, not to mention she has thunder thighs
Tiny hands too, proven on stream via her handcam stream
I don't think I need to provide stamps for this one as there are far too many clips on youtube

>Strong Maternal energy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhpFGxEzm8Q&t=9644s
Not to mention how Mumei referred to her as her "trip motherwife"
>Chocolate cake story
https://youtu.be/78rFBQ8kBzo?t=1339
Both Fauna and Mumei were incredibly indecisive on their own and needed Bae to pretty much order their food for them at resturaunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko61qZLDdPQ
>"It's been so long since someone has offered to let me depend on them so much"
https://youtu.be/sdZSs87MXjo?t=1002

>Talented
She can voice act, dance, choreograph, storyboard and play multiple musical instruments. She is autisically deep into Seiyuu and animes, having watched some obscure ones and knowing near every Japanese Seiyuu she comes across

>Doesn't know how to kiss
https://streamable.com/u40gtg

>Drives and cleans her own car
https://youtu.be/L5SAU-gjVHk?t=800

Her only downside is that she's the biggest scaredy cat in the entire company but that would make her vulnerable side more cute
https://youtu.be/hNRciBu6XSM?t=3169
https://youtu.be/T-KCQg0FJJo?t=6364
https://youtu.be/bh3njDKOnn0?t=2443

and most importantly of all, she gets sloshed off half a can of 5% beer
This much proof should be enough for now, pardon the autism

>>63816293
I don't like her incessant mothering of Henya and I don't like her constant "ohh yes tell us about X" and general "spill the tea, sis" kind of behaviour in collabs
I really like her in solo streams tho, especially with autism games, she's super comfy then. Also her tits are fantastic, I agree

>>61764477
Idiots that hate fun will not case me off. I just ignore and write my autism in piece. It takes me 1 second to hide the stupidity It likely takes them longer to write the harassing posts then it does for me to throw the post out and forget it even existed. I know that a few folk here enjoy my posts but more importantly I enjoy my posts. Honestly I'm not sure what the people trying to harassing me even expect I have ignored it every time and only reply to people supporting me. If i cared about being harassed I wouldn't be on 4chan. I know my shitty fanfics are not every ones cup of tea and I'm aware I'm not great at writing but I'm having fun. Not everyone can like me and not everyone hates me learning this improved my quality of life.

>>61513333
I miss her autism.
I miss her optimization.
I miss her hitting the desk.
I miss her tea kettle laugh.
I miss her WHAAAAAT?
I miss her breakdowns.
I miss her.

you think mococo got her autism from drinking moldy tea bags?

>>59659008
Please share tea autism, what is everyone's favourites? I very much like peppermint tea, but a friend recently gave me an Earl Grey that has hints of orange in it and it was quite divine.

>>59658986
It's okay. I just have tea autism and that's one of the reasons I love her.

>>55432853
synopsis: its a dramatic comedy about the warring states period and tea autism

>>54484883
>RATE THE MALWARE
very good containing her autism and being professional, but man she was nervous as fuck, she should have talked a bit more herself so the newfriends get a taste of her. But I'm sure it's been a good experience for her.
>RATE THE NUMBERFRIENDING
I dig his style, hits my oldfag buttons just like demo or a few others, subscribed to him.
>RATE THE BIG MOMENT IN LIA'S CAREER
big numbers, civilized (but fast) chat, she did well, good learning experience
>RATE THE LIQUID CAFFEINE CHUGGING
tea coffee what the fuck
>RATE THE STREAM!
8/10 solid, interesting, will filter the zoomer likers though

>>53436066
tea autism is based.

>>51281561
Tea Leaves is cute. Just the right amount of collab autism between them.

>>51232945
hm, nice picks, anon. it's a bit intersecting with my picks in AKA, so here's more comparison i can give
>Gema
my current kamioshi. I'm hooked by her musicality after Ejak decided to stop doing music and actual engagement, pretty solid fandom. grabs her chances big or small, pouncing like how wolves should be.
> Cupang
My first AKA oshi. Actually head-to-head with Gema in my preference. There are some aspects that i feel kinda "the invert of Gema". I am hooked to her because she's pretty unhinged but still pretty engaging with some of her regulars.i, as someone who used to be in Hana's membership, kinda guess "maybe this is how Hana would be if she's not too limited/restrained by Nijisanji"
> Ave
you know who he reminds me of? Riksa Dhirendra/Jukut. Somehow works more on the "backstage", but could still perform on-screen. His main content on-screen might not be everyone's cup of tea, but at least he still has his passion. His fandom might be small, but it's a good one afaik.
> Cae
with what happening recently, especially her perfume campaign and (hopefully routine) "voice acting with the guests" program, i kinda see she's the parallel of perhaps someone she also looks up to in her Voice Acting career? or maybe instead a rival? Zea Cornelia.
Like how i see and compare Hana against Cupang, Cae could be "Zea without the autism of the current nijistaff'

>>51106261
her tea autism is making me hard

Me neither, I usually just pick and choose who to watch based off of who is currently streaming and my mood. Sometimes I want a laugh and watch Miko, sometimes I just want to chill and watch Ina, sometimes I want to watch autism and watch Mumei for example. I dont care about male collabs, sometimes it mixes up the content which is fine, but I understand if thats not everyones cup of tea. If its fun to watch, I will watch it, but if it never happened again I wouldnt be upset about it.
I wonder sometimes if I am too sane to be here, I thought people were mostly larping, but there are a few true schizos abound, but then again I watch streamers for entertainment, even worse, Hololive vtubers and I am reminded that I am not as sane as I might think I am.