/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>76368008
still cant believe she bought a fucking monkey...

>>76116526
I always think twitch vtubers do pretty decent numbers, but then this reminds me that Pekora exists and consistently gets like 6 times bigger views than anyone else. Good for her, but I'm still not gonna forget she bought a fucking monkey

>>74784250
usada pekora
she bought a fucking monkey

>>74761514
Don't let the fact that she almost never mentions her monkey distract you from the fact that she bought a FUCKING MONKEY

>>71032938
the fact Pekora is aware of this kills me. But don't let that distract you from the fact that she bought a fucking monkey.

I can't believe she bought a fucking monkey

dont let the fact that peko is choking to this gargoyle she nearly killed on the first try distract you from how she bought a FUCKING MONKEY

>>69959253
She bought a FUCKING monkey.

>>69802992
But she understands she bought a fucking monkey

>peko reaches out to artist known for drawing bestiality with animegirls
>she bought a fucking monkey
>fucking was an adjective, not an expletive
>Jill I died after being crushed by mighty peko hips
>Jill II awaits the same fate

Don't let all the drama distract you from the fact that PEKORA BOUGHT A FUCKING MONKEY! SHE BOUGHT A FUCKING MONKEY!

>>69455528
Anon, JP Pippa is called Pekora
And she bought a fucking monkey

>>69447417
I can't believe she bought a fucking monkey.

>>69384086
She summoned the downfall of Nijisanji to try and distract the internet from the fact that she bought a fucking monkey

>>69034410
SHE BOUGHT A FUCKING MONKEY!?!?!?!?!?!?

>>68969422
shame. only the total destruction of a competing organization could distract people from the fact that she bought a FUCKING monkey

>>68606975
>she bought a fucking monkey
>reaches out to a bestiality artist who drew primates fucking animal girls
Bruh, no way a monkey's about to lose his virginity before I do. Ain't no way my oshi is fucking a monkey before I even so much as to get to lick her feet.

>>67648958
She bought a fucking monkey

>>64721620
SHE BOUGHT A FUCKING MONKEY

>>56972146
she bought a fucking monkey

You noticed now and not when she bought A FUCKING MONKEY ?

>>54895969
she's on the spectrum. she bought a fucking monkey.
i concede the word rich is hyperbolic, but pekora is a terrible example.

>>54523065
>Pekora
Some may disagree with this opinion, but Pekora would make an excellent mother. She already has qualifications to care for children, but what's more important than this is her desire to have something to care for. She unconsciously wants to have children, which is why she bought the FUCKING MONKEY, so despite how difficult it might be and how averse she might be to living with a stranger, she would do her damn best to raise that baby and shower it with love. Also Pekora would absolutely be willing to breastfeed the baby. Seeing Pekora get comfortable enough to banter with you as you grow closer with her would be nice to see too.

>Okayu
Okayu would be super chill about the whole situation.
>Ahh, I'm pregnant~. How about that?
>I'd appreciate it if you raised the kid with me~
>Anon~, cravings... I need ice cream...
She would laze around during her pregnancy, and though it might seem like she'd be too lazy to raise a kid, I don't get the feeling she'd shirk her duties as a mother. The only problem is that you would need to be the one to bring the hammer down when your kid grows up and does dumb shit, since Okayu would probably wave it off and say it's fine if they set the living room rug on fire.

>>53890515
SHE BOUGHT A FUCKING MONKEY