/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>723038
and then a dingo ate her rapebaby

>>1212386
Great, now I miss Frisky Dingo.

>>3989372
Gen 2: HoloLegends

Mithra
Minotaur
Snake
Scorpion
Dingo

>>4101865
watermelon dingo shallow duel incubus?

>>4693101
She was playing Getting Over It with her feet when she was still in Australia. Blame the outback and its Defcon Dingo lockdowns.

>>7290667
Cause when you're horny you kinda ignore that and go for it like you're a starving dingo in the desert

>>7684424
Aussie streamer but she’s hasn’t killed a dingo on stream yet? Is she actually Australian?

>in my region it's called dingo rhythm happiness
What the fuck aussies?

>>8817140
TFW GBO2 colors don't really let you make a good Botan color scheme for a GM Sniper II (or the Dingo version)

CRIKEY, IF I WERE TO BE A DINGO, I'D WAN TO BE A DINGO WITH YOU MATES

>>9129267
how is she gonna one shot without a gun you dingo?

>Dingo is getting fucked up in Darkest Dungeon
Guess that anon that got banned by him in Vei's chat got what he wanted

>>9236772
he got banned by the other person. Dingo is an autist level simp spic so he deserves every second of being bullied.

>>9236844
He said the guy with the dog pic, and that's Dingo

Exciting new narratives coming thicc and fast

>Kiara has a gun
>Ina is pregnant
>Bubba is a rrat
>Mori once brapped so hard she got banned from 7-11 and has to shop at family mart, but the shopkeepers keep approaching her and asking "family doko?" and it's killing her inside.
>Kiara speaks positively of Jenma but none of the others seem to mention her much at all, we know how little positive work the management have done, so what if "JenMA" is Kiara's way of saying that her "Gen MAtes" are helping her.
>OmegaA claims to be the first HoloEN staff member hired, ergo he is probably this guy Marine spoke of https://youtu.be/DFfutMHp7io since a lot of bad management decisions were made in the early stages of HoloEN I think it's entirely reasonable to blame OmegaA for everything that has gone wrong with HoloEN.
>To further elaborate on this, when Mori went to the Trash Taste podcast Cover wanted her to be accompanied by a male member of the management staff for her safety, but they didn't send OmegaA, they sent Shinove (The Holostars manager), despite him speaking limited English and being therefore unable to prevent Mori from saying Yabai stuff, why? Because OmegaA is fuccboi and Yagoo doubts his capability to prevent 3 on 1 idol gangbangs, or because OmegaA strongly opposed Mori's push to appear on the podcast but she told him to fuck off, this caused a management shitstorm and trash taste are now banned from future collabs with hololive talent.
>Kiara went back to Australia on a sidequest to find Akai Haato, who she believes to be buried somewhere in the outback, possibly murdered by Haachama, possibly eaten by a dingo.
>Hime Hajime has met Mori, but they can't collab because if a stream had that much tiddie it would create a gravometric disturbance and I would coom everywhere
>Milkyqueen has applied and been rejected from Hololive 3 times (firstly for Gen 1, losing to her friend Mori, then losing to IRyS for the VSinger job, then finally losing to 5 shitters for the Gen2 jobs), thus proving once and for all that OmegaA has horrendous taste and is an absolute shitter.
>Milkyqueen has been streaming on Twitch recently in addition to her youtube and Showroom streams, this isn't a rrat I just want more people to enjoy my oshi because she's really good but I can't talk about her here very often.
>CDawgVA and Kiara are competing in a longterm sexual contest to fuck as many Vtubers as possible, currently the score is: Kiara 3 (Mori, Nene, Marine), CDawgVA 2 (Mori, Milkyqueen), however with Ollie going to Japan at some stage for HoloID's 3D, and with Conner in the UK right now these numbers could shift dramatically. Connor's plan is to fuck Veibae and Froot while in the UK then make a move towards the ID talents. Kiara's plan is to get HoloEN together for a christmas off collab and fuck her whole gen there but it won't work because Ina is happily engaged and at this point 12 months pregnant (15 months at christmas) and Gura is too shy to attend an off collab.
>When Gura sang Sabaton songs they were coded messages to me for me to get off my meds, very much like how the beatles included coded messages in their album directed at Charles Manson, Gura's message is of a crusade against HoloEN's management, not some kind of ill-concieved racewar like with manson.
>Amelia Watson is an anagram of Womanliest
>Mori went on vacation to the US recently, while there she ate a tonne of junk food and is going to get a scornful talking to from her doctor when she has her annual fitness test back in japan, however she will brap super hard during the conversation and he will lose 2 years of medschool from his brain
>Mori once brapped so hard Ame could smell it through VRChat
>Gura doesn't have any legs, that's why she was lying down during the VRChat stream, she was involved in a terrible accident and lost her legs to a shark.
>Ina has too many legs
>Mori danced for 2 minutes and was completed exhausted, thus proving her status as an American reaper.
>Kiara is planning a takedown request of all content prior to her life as a chicken, that's why she recently spoke to a lawyer.
>Kiara is planning to sue OmegaA for being fuccboi, that's why she recently spoke to a lawyer
>Kiara is planning to sue Mori for Child support for Clara, that's why she recently spoke to a lawyer
>Kiara has 2 lawyers.
>Amelia Watson once hicced so hard she got banned from 7-11 and had to buy bubba's treats from 7-11 in a different timeline.

>>10376816
>standard north american english with that weird asian thing that asians do in america
>full bogan dingo hunter
Okay, so they were friends once when they were like 3 years old and then lived the rest of their lives in completely different parts of the world

>>11050311
Australians hate rabbits. Dingo was specifically introduced to hunt them

>>11345425
>>11351488
can confirm, am a vet

There I was, minding my own business drinking a can of Foster's lager, when this cunt kicks open the door dragging this 20 year old mutt behind her. Poor dog can't keep up with the sheer force she's putting on the leash and just gets dragged across the floor.
"I need you to put down this dog, so I can be sad on Youtube" she barks at me. "Huh? You what?" I answer completely baffled by the request. She stomps her way in my direction, gets all up in my face. "Huh? Huh? You what? What?" taking an aggressive posture while the dog gets dragged across the room whimpering. Mate, I was fucking stunned at the sheer amount of force she used to drag this mangy mutt around, dropped my Foster's on the floor in shock.
"I said, you need to put this dog down, so I can be sad about it on Youtube." As I take a step back to deescalate the situation, I can see an older man looking at the mutt through the window with tears in his eyes. "Can't you just pretend?" I suggest, but she closes the gap I tried to create, once again dragging a whimpering dog across the floor behind her. "Pretend? Do you know who I am? I'm fucking space, mate. Put down the dog!"
I make up my mind, I'm going to refuse this cunt's request. I turn to grab another can of lager from the 24 pack. Crack it open and tell her to piss off. "Fine," she says, her eyes showing a flash of madness, "I'll do it myself". Before I know it she's grabbed the entire carton of Foster's cans and bashes it repeatedly into the dog. The sound of bashing followed by several bloodcurdling yelps, Foster's spraying everywhere as the cans get destroyed, more bashing, a final whimper, and then finally nothing. I can't look at it, the sheer onslaught of animal abuse being delivered here. The man in the window turns away as well, and I can tell from his shoulders that he's sobbing as his trusty companion is being reduced to a furry pulp.
She gets all up in my face again, this time covered in canine blood, while rummaging through her purse. She pulls 20 dollars out her purse, and shoves it in my face. "That's for the Foster's. If someone asks any questions, tell them you were attacked by a rabid dingo." She walks out of my home and slams the door behind her, grabs the old man by his ear and yells "Stop being such a whiny cunt about it and take me home, dad."
The 20 dollars is covered in dog's blood, and doesn't even get me a 24 pack of Foster's in the supermarket. What a fucking waste of lager.

>>11679626

>>11679668
a dingo ate here ba-doggie

Remember when Sana's dog got eaten by a dingo and she took a bunch of time off?

>>11723511
i like how teamates pretend it was just a random dingo and not bubba now

>>11813275
maybe a dingo ate her baby

>>11815100
ITS PRAWNS ON THE BARBIE YOU DUMB CUNT DO NOT SPEAK TO ME YOU STUPID BURGER OR I WILL FORCE THIRTY LITRES OF DINGO CUM DOWN YOUR THROAT BUT I GUESS YOU WILL ENJOY IT WONT YOU FAGGOT FUCK CUNT

>>12522020
Nigga you need to go fuck yourself and suck on some dingo dicks. Your over-generalisation of Chinese people living in Australia is disgusting when that's only a portion of Chinese students. Don't you dare conveniently forget that there are Chinese students here who actively protest against the qiqipee.