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>world tour
>literally just SEA and US
Euroshit got nothing LOL

>>77624441
Plus a world tour (US and SEA... apparently thats the world now)

>world tour
>its just the US and SEAland

>>77622366
By world tour they mean The US and maybe some EU countries

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>>77101743
Hello I am Anon today I just turned 20 years old and today. I just strated a new job at Supmet. I'm starting my new office job at a new really big office building and I am getting hired as the new secretary of Mr. Regis! I walk into the office building and just then my boss turned around "it was ME!!!!" Said the boss who was actually Regis Altare! "Altare????" I questioned really loudly as did my best friend Raven (raven dis is u!!). "Come meet the office!" Then 5 guys walked out the office door and they were. total. HOTTIES. IT WAS TEMPUS ALL ALONH. And now I was going to Japan with them!! "Hey you're going on tour with us!" Said Altare. No way!! I am biggest FAN! "Oh Altare~! I made you sum Korean barbequ!!" Said Shinri but we all just rolled our eyes bcs that's sooo not what we were talking about. "First we have to get you a dress Anon for the going away party!" Said axel to me. A dress? But I was fat and have anorexia and low shelf esteem. "Actually" Hakka siad "maybe you look better without the dress hmmmm?" He said winking at me surgestively. Surddenly I was all the way naked and tempys was like all up ons ;) I got to watch the boys kiss and touch the butt's. And touch my butts!! And they licked me da best because I was prettiest unlike that bimbo BITCH magni whos goin out with vesper
FUCK YOU VESPER
pls come back to me:(

Juri anon akuma diary day

As some of you know I do have a big problem with treating people as NPC due to a lifetime of playing single player.
World tour did not help on that regard and might made those habits worse
So today's lesson comes after being memed by a honda, I was getting 15-3 in a set until I realized I was just trying to force my way into killing him with my techniques when I could just ACTUALLY see what he was doing and counter him since I was very likely going to lose anyway. Taking the hits for one entire fight doing nothing but observing him might prevent the gap from going further.
I still lose anyway but I could at least see why. But the real revelation came afterwards. I went into another set with an akuma and around fight 5 he was caught up in all my usual tricks and was beginning to counter me.
"guess I should start adding some feints from now on since he already knows what I am going to do..." I said.
My whole take on the match changed and after a few more fights I realized something: CPUs are inmune to feints, I never used them against them. If I force myself to do feints from round one, I will never be treating my opponents as a cpu ever again.
I have noticed this in the past: my attitude always changes after a few fights but only when I was winning because I added the feints cause I wanted to keep winning. When I am losing I never do feints, so, I never consider them as sentient beings, just as obstacles to be powered through.

All warfare is deceit. I should had realized this sooner. Only a human can be fooled, and it takes a man to fool a man.
Lying makes us human.

>>76800157
I doubt she places the blame on us. It's far more likely she views it as her own personal failure. I wish she wouldn't though. There are plenty of musicians that tour who get similar viewcounts for their songs on YouTube.

>>76805494
Did she do that as soon as the post went up or was someone being an ass? Either way, it's a bit sad, because that's a clear sign she knows people are unhappy. I'd hate it, but at this rate I won't be surprised if she cries during the next members' stream. There's a lot of discontent right now and there's no way it hasn't begun to reach her.

>>76801706
I think suisei can sell out in several asian countries and in US. But cover isn't ready for a world tour yet maybe after 5 years.

I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all
So tell me why shouldn't it be true?
I get a kick out of brew
There's only one beer left
Rappers screaming all in our ears like we're deaf
Tempt me, do a number on the label
Eat up all they emcees and drink 'em under the table
Like, "It's on me, put it on my tab, kid"
However you get there, foot it, cab it, iron horse it
You're leaving on your face, forfeit
I crush the mic, hold it like the heat, he might toss it
Told him tell 'em they stole it, he told her he lost it
She told him, "Get off it", and a bunch of other more shit
Getting money, DT's be getting no new leads
It's like he eating watermelon, stay spitting new seeds
It's the weed, give me some of what he drooping off
Soon as he wake up, choking like it was whooping cough
They group been soft
First hour at the open bar and they're trooping off
He went to go laugh and get some head by the side road
She asked him autograph her derriere, it read
"To Wide Load, this yard bird taste like fried toad turd
Love, Villain"
Take pride in code words
Crooked eye, mold, nerd geek with a cold heart
Probably still be speaking in rhymes as an old fart
Study how to eat to die by the pizza guy
No, he's not too fly to skeet in a skeezer eye
And squeeze her thigh, maybe give her curves a feel
The same way she feel it when he flow with nerves of steel
They call the super when they need their back, uh, plumbing fixed
"How there's only one left? The pack comes in six!
Whatever happened to two and three?"
A herb tried to slide with four and five
And got caught like, "What you doing, G?
Don't make 'em have to get cutting like truancy
Matter of fact, not for nothing, right now, you and me!"
Looser than a pair of Adidas
I hope you brought your spare tweeters
MCs sound like cheerleaders
Rapping and dancing like Red Head Kingpin
DOOM came to do the thing again, no matter who be blingin'
He do it for the smelly hubbies
Seeds know what time it is like it's time for Teletubbies
Few can do it, even fewer can sell it
Take it from the dude who wear a mask like a 'tarded helmet
He plots shows like robberies
In and out, one, two, three, no bodies, please
Run the cash and you won't get a wet sweatshirt
The mic is the shotty, nobody move, nobody get hurt
Bring heat like the boy done gone to war
He came in the door, and "Everybody on the floor!"
A whole string of jobs like we on tour
Every night on the score, coming to your corner store
There, it is done
Now that the representative from South Africa has been
Mind programmed
All of the world leaders on Earth are under my control
And when they meet tomorrow in special session
I, DOOM, shall be voted "Master of the World"
My plan is foolproof, but just in case
And what about snow?
Now, you keep your eyes open
When I tell ya, start snappin' (Oh yeah, sure)
Uh, ladies and gentlemen
I am risking my life to tell you with, with great concern
That I must warn you, I, I
You must listen
Many among you, have, have had their minds taken over
DOOM, gosh, I wish I'd brought my autograph book
(Your attempts at humor bore me) Right, lead-head
You're weird
Why is everyone staring at us?
(Aw, I should have realized, we must look like freaks to them)
Relax masseur, just do your thing
(Get a good grip on my-)
What? Why, I'll bend your read-out meter for ya, you little
(Hey, knock it off, Ben)
What's the matter? (Oh, Ben)
You're nothing but a chicken-head
(You overgrown granite-head) Hold it

>>76228605
Anon, just open up a stream. A few of us are just watching Kanade take a nostalgia tour of the server, looking at the older builds

>>75787393
one convention. One single convention which she told us about for the sake of transparency, which we never would have known about nor cared for if she had not mentioned it.
She has a whole ass world tour lined up. She's not making that mistake again.

See you at AX. We're at 4 cons and counting.

>"Um, Excuse me. Stop staring at my girlfriend and get us our buttered corn on the cobs. Otherwise I'll be late for my sixth tour of Corn Palace today!"

>>74846502
RATE THE RABBIT
CUTE CUTE PEEPA!!!
RATE THE AKASUPA FOR DRINKS
What seems to be the officer, problem/10
RATE THE DRUNK RAMBLING
She’s genuinely a sweetheart/10
RATE THE KARAOKE
I missed it so much/10
RATE THE STREAM
Fucking fantastic/10
I don’t get to actually respond to these rate posts as much due to life, but I’m happy when I can. Also here’s an old version of a story for old times sake. I know you love it, Pippa.

“But could you imagine ? I wouldn’t have to leave the house again for food! No more dealing with asshole delivery guys!” . “Pippa… do you have any idea what Sakana had to do to get us on this tour instead of the Niji and Holo girls? He’s in debt for the rest of his life. While I don’t care about the publicity, he does, and I don’t want to get kicked out of a place like this. Put down the dinner gum.” Tenma replied knowing full well it was pointless. Pippa began to chew. “Holy fuck! Tomato soup! It really is food!” Pippa couldn’t believe it. She couldn’t wait for this to potentially be her meals for now on. For her to just stay in her room all day with her gum. No ants to crawl all over them. “Roast beef, just like he said!” Pippa chewed and said with a smile. “Pippa… just stop… spit it out…” Tenma groaned. “Blueberry pie and ice cream!” Blue began to creep across her face as the desert kept coming. The gum kept feeding her blueberry pies. Chewing and chewing until she was bloated and too full, and then she chewed some more.


“Pippa…?” Tenma looked at Pippa’s blue skin as the other Phase members came over. “What on earth do you-“ Suddenly Pippa’s once twig like belly and thighs bulged outwards. Her ass soon followed. “She’s swelling up!” Said Lia. “Like a balloon!” Replied Airi. “Like a blueberry. That’s blueberry juice in her.” Wonka corrected everyone. Pippa rubbed her uncomfortably tight belly. Her lower belly and hip area was taking on a teardrop like shape. Blue liquid started dripping down her thighs. Her private bits underneath felt wet. The blue rabbit girl was starting to look like a mix between an obese woman, and a barely inflated water balloon. Her ass nearly making her fall over, her thighs making it hard for her to walk. But the gluttonous brat kept chewing. “Help me!!! Nnnghh…” She screamed and moaned. Tenma poked her belly. “Will she pop?” Asked the tiny fox lady. “Probably not, but she was very small and skinny. Might not have enough room in there to begin with so...” Wonka explained. “I don’t wanna-“ Pippa’s cheeks were flooded with juice as her upper half joined in. She sat on her crotch as she rounded out, rocking back and forth, a puddle forming underneath her. “I downt wannah powp!” Moaned Pippa. Her body was becoming more and more blueberry like by the moment, with no sign of stopping, she was about 9 feet tall and wide at this point, stretch marks all over her body. Her feet, head, and hands sticking out of divots in her sphere like body, her clothes straining. “Roll her to the Juicing Room immediately.” Wonka ordered an Oompah Loompah. The girls left the room out the other exit, as Pippa was rolled out the way they came in. Pippa’s body was so obese and spherical, it was making her almost too heavy to roll, but she somehow made it to the Juicing Room.“AHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMRRRPPPPPHHHHH!!!” Pippa screamed with juice spurting out of her lips, private parts, and belly button, with her nipples gushing juice like a firehose. Her eyes started bulging out from pressure. What sounded like a very loud and wet explosion was soon heard from across the factory. Wonka told everyone with a nervous face that it was just a malfunction with the juicer, and it will be fixed immediately. The tour continued on, and Pippa’s stupidity didn’t get them kicked out.

Have you guys seen Mint's latest Akiba tour? She told us about a chubby girl maid café and argued that she needs to grow bigger.

>>74460374
I’m using “subs” as a proxy for popularity here and they didn’t realize the gold mine they were sitting on.
Imagine an universe they didn’t get bogged down with “upd8” and went full throttle on their main project.
Here is the most amazing thing:
>Nyanners shared the stage with Kizuna AI in the later US tour
And the name Nyanners mentioned? Kiara!

For old times sake before I remake it and improve it, and to celebrate Pippa coming back

“But could you imagine ? I wouldn’t have to leave the house again for food! No more dealing with asshole delivery guys!” . “Pippa… do you have any idea what Sakana had to do to get us on this tour instead of the Niji and Holo girls? He’s in debt for the rest of his life. While I don’t care about the publicity, he does, and I don’t want to get kicked out of a place like this. Put down the dinner gum.” Tenma replied knowing full well it was pointless. Pippa began to chew. “Holy fuck! Tomato soup! It really is food!” Pippa couldn’t believe it. She couldn’t wait for this to potentially be her meals for now on. For her to just stay in her room all day with her gum. No ants to crawl all over them. “Roast beef, just like he said!” Pippa chewed and said with a smile. “Pippa… just stop… spit it out…” Tenma groaned. “Blueberry pie and ice cream!” Blue began to creep across her face as the desert kept coming. The gum kept feeding her blueberry pies. Chewing and chewing until she was bloated and too full, and then she chewed some more.


“Pippa…?” Tenma looked at Pippa’s blue skin as the other Phase members came over. “What on earth do you-“ Suddenly Pippa’s once twig like belly and thighs bulged outwards. Her ass soon followed. “She’s swelling up!” Said Lia. “Like a balloon!” Replied Airi. “Like a blueberry. That’s blueberry juice in her.” Wonka corrected everyone. Pippa rubbed her uncomfortably tight belly. Her lower belly and hip area was taking on a teardrop like shape. Blue liquid started dripping down her thighs. Her private bits underneath felt wet. The blue rabbit girl was starting to look like a mix between an obese woman, and a barely inflated water balloon. Her ass nearly making her fall over, her thighs making it hard for her to walk. But the gluttonous brat kept chewing. “Help me!!! Nnnghh…” She screamed and moaned. Tenma poked her belly. “Will she pop?” Asked the tiny fox lady. “Probably not, but she was very small and skinny. Might not have enough room in there to begin with so...” Wonka explained. “I don’t wanna-“ Pippa’s cheeks were flooded with juice as her upper half joined in. She sat on her crotch as she rounded out, rocking back and forth, a puddle forming underneath her. “I downt wannah powp!” Moaned Pippa. Her body was becoming more and more blueberry like by the moment, with no sign of stopping, she was about 9 feet tall and wide at this point, stretch marks all over her body. Her feet, head, and hands sticking out of divots in her sphere like body, her clothes straining. “Roll her to the Juicing Room immediately.” Wonka ordered an Oompah Loompah. The girls left the room out the other exit, as Pippa was rolled out the way they came in. Pippa’s body was so obese and spherical, it was making her almost too heavy to roll, but she somehow made it to the Juicing Room.“AHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMRRRPPPPPHHHHH!!!” Pippa screamed with juice spurting out of her lips, private parts, and belly button, with her nipples gushing juice like a firehose. Her eyes started bulging out from pressure. What sounded like a very loud and wet explosion was soon heard from across the factory. Wonka told everyone with a nervous face that it was just a malfunction with the juicer, and it will be fixed immediately. The tour continued on, and Pippa’s stupidity didn’t get them kicked out.

>Mori saying that a US show might be possible really giddy after someone brings it up in their message
After what happened to Miku’s tour I’m worried about the logistics of doing a digital concert in the US, we just don’t have the infrastructure for it like Japan. Would still probably try to go though, even if it was just a real big TV lmao.

I wonder if Pippa has gone on any special tours in Japan

“Could you imagine? I wouldn’t have to leave the house again for food! No more dealing with asshole delivery guys!” Said a certain Pink Rabbit. “Pippa… do you have any idea what Sakana had to do to get us on this tour instead of the Niji and Holo girls? He’s in debt for the rest of his life. While I don’t care about the publicity, he does, and I don’t want to get kicked out of a place like this. Put down the dinner gum.” Tenma replied knowing full well it was pointless. Pippa began to chew. “Holy fuck! Tomato soup! It really is food!” Pippa couldn’t believe it. She couldn’t wait for this to potentially be her meals for now on. For her to just stay in her room all day with her gum. No ants to crawl all over them. “Roast beef, just like he said!” Pippa chewed and said with a smile. “Pippa… just stop… spit it out…” Tenma groaned. “Blueberry pie and ice cream!” Blue began to creep across her face as the desert kept coming. The gum kept feeding her blueberry pies. Chewing and chewing until she was bloated and too full, and then she chewed some more.


“Pippa…?” Tenma looked at Pippa’s blue skin as the other Phase members came over. “What on earth do you-“ Suddenly Pippa’s once twig like belly and thighs bulged outwards. Her ass soon followed. “She’s swelling up!” Said Lia. “Like a balloon!” Replied Airi. “Like a blueberry. That’s blueberry juice in her.” Wonka corrected everyone. Pippa rubbed her uncomfortably tight belly. Her lower belly and hip area was taking on a teardrop like shape. Blue liquid started dripping down her thighs. Her private bits underneath felt wet. The blue rabbit girl was starting to look like a mix between an obese woman, and a barely inflated water balloon. Her ass nearly making her fall over, her thighs making it hard for her to walk. But the gluttonous brat kept chewing. “Help me!!! Nnnghh…” She screamed and moaned. Tenma poked her belly. “Will she pop?” Asked the tiny fox lady. “Probably not, but she was very small and skinny. Might not have enough room in there to begin with so...” Wonka explained. “I don’t wanna-“ Pippa’s cheeks were flooded with juice as her upper half joined in. She sat on her crotch as she rounded out, rocking back and forth, a puddle forming underneath her. “I downt wannah powp!” Moaned Pippa. Her body was becoming more and more blueberry like by the moment, with no sign of stopping, she was about 9 feet tall and wide at this point, stretch marks all over her body. Her feet, head, and hands sticking out of divots in her sphere like body, her clothes straining. “Roll her to the Juicing Room immediately.” Wonka ordered an Oompah Loompah. The girls left the room out the other exit, as Pippa was rolled out the way they came in. Pippa’s body was so obese and spherical, it was making her almost too heavy to roll, but she somehow made it to the Juicing Room.“AHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMRRRPPPPPHHHHH!!!” Pippa screamed with juice spurting out of her lips, private parts, and belly button, with her nipples gushing juice like a firehose. Her eyes started bulging out from pressure. What sounded like a very loud and wet explosion was soon heard from across the factory. Wonka told everyone with a nervous face that it was just a malfunction with the juicer, and it will be fixed immediately. The tour continued on, and Pippa’s stupidity didn’t get them kicked out.

Here is something amusing
>for the second time in the hololive reddit people ended up there by mistake thinking it has something to do with Hatsune MIku
The reason for that is that, with fiasco on the Miku US tour, lots of comparisons (like pic related) between Miku and Hololive ended up being made and many from the vocaloid community first learned about Hololive.

Cute wawa giving us a tour of her city.

>>72174627
ID just finished a very successful concert tour that included a day in the US.

>>71933672
ikr, she wasn't able to give us the aquarium voice pack and gave us something better instead, the wamei aquarium tour
but he wants to cry and say that ame lied and people died

>>71377627
I remember Bae talking about how the two tend to fall into each other's flow effortlessly and pull off banter and impromptu skits at the drop of a hat, usually to the detriment of any third party's ability to keep up. We've seen this happen almost every time micomet are part of a bigger collab:
>Shiraken
During their minecraft collabs, micomet sometimes suddenly broke into song or started doing a skit and the others often just laughed at all the dumb stuff these two were saying.
>Sports fes
Miko was giving a tour to one of the teams but Suisei called her to ask for instructions on something she was helping to build. Miko answered her question and they finished talking about what to do but Miko forgot what she was doing and micomet fell into conversation while the team waited awkwardly for Miko. It took Sora raising her voice with a slightly stern tone for Miko to rush back.
>Mario Kart
Mio and Lui were unable to join Miko's totsu because micomet were off in their own world and only managed to enter because Mio used their flirty atmosphere as a setup for a tsukkomi retort.
>Fubumicomet
Much like shiraken, Friend found herself part of the audience and laughing at the dumb banter between micomet.

If we take how much fun it is to watch them be cute together and we combine it with the assessment that they take priority in each other's time, for example:
>"Hey, come over for dinner." "I'm on a date with Fubu-san though." "She's invited too, come over." "Ok."
>"Hey, what are you doing?" "On a date with Fubu-san, meet us at this concept cafe." "Ok."
Then shipping them is the natural course of action or at the very least admitting that "man, they are such good friends!" As has been the case with everyone that meets them together.