/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Watching these two ladies whispering their bomb diffusing instructions to each other as Kronii's body is waking up but her brain isn't and Fauna is...doing her best I guess. They've been blowing each other up a lot but at least they're getting through it. Mostly. Poor Kronii is still going through a slideshow on he stream though. Thankfully they realized that calmly whispering and slowly reading instructions is not how to diffuse a goddamn bomb.
While in less than 20 minutes, Lamy will become the snake as she calls upon her army of Lamys to join her in some slither.io and protect her so she can reach the upper ranks as Lamy Prime.
Towa! She uploaded a cover today! It was super amazing! But you already knew that because I'm sure you've heard this devil sing before. If you missed out on listening to her cover of Hearts then shut up stinklord, go give it a stream as soon as possible and have your heart healed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVfp1NPf928
So friends, where we at?

HOLY FUCK YOU RETARDED KEKS JUST FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR SPLIT. NO ONE CARES ABOUT FAUNA HERE FOR YOU TO BE SHITTING UP THE THREAD WITH HER. SHE MAY HAVE BEEN HIRED BY COVER BUT SHE IS NOT HOLOLIVE MATERIAL, ITS WHY SHE COULDNT EVEN GET PERMISSION FOR A HOLO SONG. SHE IS NOT ONLY A WHORE BUT A STUPID BITCH OF A SNAKE WHO DOESN'T CARE FOR HER SENPAI. FUCK OFF

Fauna is shit. Her fake voice is shit. Her personality is shit. Her ASMR is shit. She speaks like shit. She never stops speaking so you can't process anything she says. It makes her play worse and dumber than she already is. When the hell did you idiots become so fucking spineless when that bitch is a goddamn snake who's constantly lying to you? Do you not have any shame? I knew you idiots had no self respect when you unironically watched Mori but this is actually worse. "But she's smart! And look she adopted an old cat she's a good person!" As if adopting that old cat isn't just a ploy for more money. Seriously, imagine supporting someone who doesn't and will never give a shit about her fans because she has no reason to, and yet idiots still will, all because she pretends she's not a typical ewhore. She doesn't even give a shit about Hololive itself considering she doesn't even attempt to collab with any of the senpai that gave her the opportunity. But I feel vindicated that she's gotten the second least superchats out of her group. Stupid snake bitch. She and all the people who are stupid enough to fall for her manipulative bullshit need to fuck off to their split and never fucking come back. It's bad enough we have to deal with her shit, the least they could do is not be here shitting up the threads.

FAUNA IS A SNAKE AND A WHORE

Reminder that Fauna is a stupid lying bitch who only cares about herself and actively hates her fans which is why her income is also completely shit compared to even Baelz who is the most underperforming of her gen. She's a snake who pretends she's unity but actually talks shit behind her genmates backs. She is also unironically here to see all the hate comments and uses that to try and appease to you fucking idiots.

Fauna is a stupid lying bitch and I hope you enjoy Minecraft and spore again all fucking week because she will literally never play any of the games she's mentioned wanting to play. The lying bitch didn't even put up the fucking poll she said she would because she actually doesn't give a single shit about her fans and is using her fans just like she uses everyone else in her life because she a manipulate snake whore.

>see Fauna's VOD on Youtube
>feel a tingle down my pants
>open the stream
>my penis is now standing erect and firmly in place
>Fauna starts speaking
>my dick is shaking and precum is leaking all over the place
>"uuuuuu~"
>ejaculate with enough force to push my monitor off the desk
What the fuck has this snake done to me?

>>9666294
>Fauna is a snake
Your words, not mine.

>>9666298
I love hololive.

>see Fauna's VOD on Youtube
>feel a tingle down my pants
>open the stream
>my penis is now standing erect and firmly in place
>Fauna starts speaking
>my dick is shaking and precum is leaking all over the place
>"uuuuuu~"
>ejaculate with enough force to push my monitor off the desk
What the fuck has this snake done to me?

>>9647696
Fuck you all these threads were so nice and now you're back to posting that stupid snake bitch Fauna.

None of what she says is true and she's constantly fucking lying to you, get it through your thick skulls before you get burned by that bitch. She will never play Kirby 64, she will never play Paper Mario(64), she will never play Dota2, she will never play FNAF, she will never play Sonic Adventure 2. None of that is anything she will ever play because she doesn't actually have interest in them. Stop supporting a liar.

>>9641494
Fuck you all these threads were so nice and now you're back to posting that stupid snake bitch Fauna.

None of what she says is true and she's constantly fucking lying to you, get it through your thick skulls before you get burned by that bitch. She will never play Kirby 64, she will never play Paper Mario(64), she will never play Dota2, she will never play FNAF, she will never play Sonic Adventure 2. None of that is anything she will ever play because she doesn't actually have interest in them. Stop supporting a liar.

>>9625817
In my mind's eye I saw an incredibly dumb joke of typing ssssssuuuuuu in response to this snake pasta with a shop of Fauna and Ronaldo into Faunaldo but I'm too tired and lazy to make it

Reminder that Fauna is a fucking snake. She's also a dumb bitch and she cheated to get all the answers right only to still lose at the game. She will never care about you. She will never care about her fans otherwise she wouldn't have left her previous fans.

>>9605849
>It was a snake that gave Adam and Eve the forbidden apple not actually an apple specifically but typically it's portrayed as one
>Fauna has an apple
Unintentional deep lore?

>>9605599
>>/vt/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=snake+fauna
Mental illness

Fuck you all these threads were so nice and now you're back to posting that stupid snake bitch Fauna.

None of what she says is true and she's constantly fucking lying to you, get it through your thick skulls before you get burned by that bitch. She will never play Kirby 64, she will never play Paper Mario(64), she will never play Dota2, she will never play FNAF, she will never play Sonic Adventure 2. None of that is anything she will ever play because she doesn't actually have interest in them. Stop supporting a liar.

>>9594840
Fauna unironically is a snake in the grass

>You exhale, hot breath forming clouds in the cold air as you leaned against the pillar. Through your coat, you barely felt the cold—though it nipped at your nose and ears, you were willing to wait as long as it took.
>Not that you had to, of course—one of the many benefits of being Kronii's partner was that you never had to wait long. The door opens inwards almost as soon as the doorbell's sound stops.
>"Hey," you nod, smiling at her. She's dressed remarkably comfortably—a fluffy-looking cream-colored tutrtleneck and a pair of jeans, though they were still as form-fitting as her other clothes. "How's it going?"
>"Okay, I suppose," she shrugs, stepping back to allow you inside. You had been dating for a few months, and you knew Kronii enough to decipher the truth behind that statement.
>"Is ther anything I can do?" you ask, as she seats herself on the small couch, flicking on the TV with a waved finger. For Kronii, if she was doing 'great', she was really 'good'. If she was 'good', it was 'fine'. If things were 'fine', something was off. If it was only 'okay'…
>"I said I'm alright," she insists. Still, you sit down next to her, adding your body heat to hers. Her place didn't have great insulation, and with the cold air following you in, it only got worse. Kronii didn't suffer, if it was too cold or too hot, but she didn't *like* it either.
>You move in closer, and snake an arm around her back, pulling her against you. She grumbles under her breath, but allows it. She spends a lot of time trying to look strong, and ignoring her own wants in favor of looking perfect at all times. It's something you've always found puzzling, hoenstly.
>You recall, fondly, the time when you came over to Kronii's place unexpectedly, and saw her practicing cooking. Nothing had been on fire, or anything—the food wasn't even *bad*, just… 'okay'.. But the revelation that anything she did was less than perfecton the first try was something that shook her to the core—it took her weeks to get over that, and weeks more for you to get tired of teasing her about it.
>"You wanna watch a movie?" you ask, still looking for something to distract her. You're not sure what exactly happened to upset her, but you want to help her feel better, of course.
>"Maybe. I dunno," she mutters, turning to lay her head on your chest, her words muffled by your body. She sighs softly, and you reach up to stroke her hair in a manner you hope is calming.
>She doesn't stop you, so you continue—the low buzz of the TV advertising some toothpaste brand fading into the background as you try to soothe your girlfriend. It's a rare moment of weakness, showing you this, but you're glad that she can open up to you more, these days.
>"Knock knock!" Kronii jumps, and you flinch as well—two loud knocks issue from the entrance, and then the door swings open.
>Kronii pulls away from you, quickly fixing her hair as Sana strides in, practically skipping down the hall to the living room.
>"Oh! I didn't know you were here, Anon!" She grins at you as she plops herself down in a big chair. "Sorry if I interrupted something!" The way her eyebrows waggle contrast with the innocent apologetic expression she wears, but you've also grown used to Sana's peculiarites by now.
>At least she didn't try to kiss you again. That incident had been *particularly* embarrassing.
>"Whatever." Kronii's gaze falls on the spacey girl. Ha—spacey. "Did something happen? You didn't say anything abut dropping in."
>"Oh, right!" Sana taps herself on the forehead, chuckling. "I totally forgot to say something!"
>You straighten your posture, feeling Kronii's gaze on you. She was a bit weird about PDA—you learned that lesson the third time you were scolded for trying to take her hand in public.
>"Anyway, I just drpped by because I miss you!" she says, giving Kronii an honest smile. "Plus, I was toing an errand for Faufau, and I was in the area," she shrugs.
>"What kind of errand?" you ask, a bit curious. Sana's eyes sparkle, and she leans forward.
>"She gave me this!" she tells you, a bottle of… something appearing in her hand. It looked like… milk, in a small plastic jug. "She told me she was experimenting with something, and this was a failure. I think she wanted me to throw it away, but I smelled it, and it doesn't smell rotten or anything."
>"Is it dangerous?" you ask, a bit concerned—Sana was a bit prone to acting without thinking, and if she drank some of it…
>"I dunno. Probably not," she shrugs. "I mean, otherwise, she would've said something, right? Other than just telling me I should throw it away for her."
>Internally, you think that the fact that Fauna contacted Sana specifically in order to dispose of the weird milk probably meant that it was *very* dangerous. But you're not sure how to bring that up to her.
>"When she told you to get rid of it, she probably wanted you to *destroy* it," Kronii clarifies, saving you from having to say it yourself.
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Fauna is shit. Her fake voice is shit. Her personality is shit. Her ASMR is shit She speaks like shit. She never stops speaking so you can't process anything she says. It makes her play worse and dumber than she already is. When the hell did you idiots become so fucking spineless when that bitch is a goddamn snake who's constantly lying to you? Do you not have any shame? I knew you idiots had no self respect when you unironically watched Mori but this is actually worse. "But she's smart! And look she adopted an old cat she's a good person!" As if adopting that old cat isn't just a ploy for more money. We all know she's secretly seething that everyone but Baelz made more money. Seriously, imagine supporting someone who doesn't and will never give a shit about her fans because she has no reason to, and yet idiots still will. Because she pretends she's not a typical ewhore. But I feel vindicated that she's gotten the second least out of her group. Stupid snake bitch. She and all the people who are stupid enough to fall for her manipulative bullshit need to fuck off to their split and never fucking come back. It's bad enough we have to deal with her shit, the least they could do is not be here shitting up the threads.

Fauna is shit. Her fake voice is shit. Her personality is shit. Her ASMR is shit She speaks like shit. She never stops speaking so you can't process anything she says. It makes her play worse and dumber than she already is. When the hell did you idiots become so fucking spineless when that bitch is a goddamn snake who's constantly lying to you? Do you not have any shame? I knew you idiots had no self respect when you unironically watched Mori but this is actually worse. "But she's smart! And look she adopted an old cat she's a good person!" As if adopting that old cat isn't just a ploy for more money. We all know she's secretly seething that everyone but Baelz made more money. Seriously, imagine supporting someone who doesn't and will never give a shit about her fans because she has no reason to, and yet idiots still will. Because she pretends she's not a typical ewhore. But I feel vindicated that she's gotten the second least out of her group. Stupid snake bitch. She and all the people who are stupid enough to fall for her manipulative bullshit need to fuck off to their split and never fucking come back. It's bad enough we have to deal with her shit, the least they could do is not be here shitting up the threads.

Fauna is shit. Her fake voice is shit. Her personality is shit. Her ASMR is shit She speaks like shit. She never stops speaking so you can't process anything she says. It makes her play worse and dumber than she already is. When the hell did you idiots become so fucking spineless when that bitch is a goddamn snake who's constantly lying to you? Do you not have any shame? I knew you idiots had no self respect when you unironically watched Mori but this is actually worse. "But she's smart! And look she adopted an old cat she's a good person!" As if adopting that old cat isn't just a ploy for more money. We all know she's secretly seething that everyone but Baelz made more money. Seriously, imagine supporting someone who doesn't and will never give a shit about her fans because she has no reason to, and yet idiots still will. Because she pretends she's not a typical ewhore. But I feel vindicated that she's gotten the second least out of her group. Stupid snake bitch. She and all the people who are stupid enough to fall for her manipulative bullshit need to fuck off to their split and never fucking come back. It's bad enough we have to deal with her shit, the least they could do is not be here shitting up the threads.

Fauna is shit. Her fake voice is shit. Her personality is shit. Her ASMR is shit She speaks like shit. She never stops speaking so you can't process anything she says. It makes her play worse and dumber than she already is. When the hell did you idiots become so fucking spineless when that bitch is a goddamn snake who's constantly lying to you? Do you not have any shame? I knew you idiots had no self respect when you unironically watched Mori but this is actually worse. "But she's smart! And look she adopted an old cat she's a good person!" As if adopting that old cat isn't just a ploy for more money. We all know she's secretly seething that everyone but Baelz made more money. Seriously, imagine supporting someone who doesn't and will never give a shit about her fans because she has no reason to, and yet idiots still will. Because she pretends she's not a typical ewhore. But I feel vindicated that she's gotten the second least out of her group. Stupid snake bitch. She and all the people who are stupid enough to fall for her manipulative bullshit need to fuck off to their split and never fucking come back. It's bad enough we have to deal with her shit, the least they could do is not be here shitting up the threads.

Fauna is shit. Her fake voice is shit. Her personality is shit. Her ASMR is shit She speaks like shit. She never stops speaking so you can't process anything she says. It makes her play worse and dumber than she already is. When the hell did you idiots become so fucking spineless when that bitch is a goddamn snake who's constantly lying to you? Do you not have any shame? I knew you idiots had no self respect when you unironically watched Mori but this is actually worse. "But she's smart! And look she adopted an old cat she's a good person!" As if adopting that old cat isn't just a ploy for more money. We all know she's secretly seething that everyone but Baelz made more money. Seriously, imagine supporting someone who doesn't and will never give a shit about her fans because she has no reason to, and yet idiots still will. But I feel vindicated that she's gotten the second least out of her group. Stupid snake bitch.

>>9249311
Kill yourself sapling, Fauna is a money-grubbing snake whore