/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>27641069
Yes, I do. Robbit is my kamioshi.

What do people here look for in a girlfriend or boyfriend?

I think its acceptable and healthy to have friendships with the opposite sex but people get upset at the thought of their favorite Vtuber having opposite-sex relationships. Assuming these entertainers wouldn't have relationships with people not shown on their stream is delusional.

Any time HoloEN or NijiEN have an off collab there is talk of Gura getting fucked by Mori's sister's friends or Uki fucking Pomu and Finana.

What people call GFE or BFE provided by Vtubers is that connection between people, even if the social balance is heavily skewed. When Vox tells his fujos, 'bend over my kitten', he isn't talking to only one person. Thousands of other fujos are creaming their panties at the same time. Expecting exclusivity and special treatment in such a relationship seems like a faulty belief, but one people can't seem to help because they are lonely.

Any expectations for an exclusive relationship status with a streamer is null the moment there are more than two concurrent viewers.

Even if my kamioshi gets married and has kids, I will still donate to Pippa. The shining star of my life, the most creative and inspiring person from Phase Connect, Kevin. Please graciously accept your 80% cut and know that I do it out of love.

Is asacoco worth taking on an Irys build?
I just want to use my kamioshi's items

>>27690475
My kamioshi

>>27696071
>>27696210
I like the Pokemon enthusiasm and Lumi is my kamioshi but supporting cube game streams feels mildly disgusting.

>>27713056
God the number of times I've gotten off to the idea of sucking off my kamioshi while he's streaming and swallowing any and all his piss

>>27726686
I want to like her.
There's a version of Mori, with a few changes, would be my kamioshi.
This Mori isn't it.

I've been having non-sexual thoughts about Pippa and can't decide on which scenario would be best. No pippants and no pippanties are a given.

1) Pippa, my younger sister, seems upset at the food she was served at a restaurant. I silently wait to see if she is brave enough to speak up, but she finishes eating her food anyway. The waiter comes by and asks if the meal was alright. Pippa sweats, stutters, and avoids eye contact as she says the food was dogshit. The waiter stops himself from exploding at her because there are two people at the table. As we leave, Pippa seems confused at why the waiter seemed angry when she just answered his question honestly. I pat her head.

2) Pippa, my older sister, is a hikkimori but works online as a streamer. Her door stays locked. I leave each handcooked meal outside her door. When she steps out to shower once a month I do basic cleaning in her room. One day my work unexpectedly asks me to come in to the hospital for an emergency shift (mass casualty event). When I return home Pippa is peering through the crack of her door. She yells and hits me for not preparing food for 2 meals in a row and was worried about where I went. I comfort her by cooking something fresh and we eat at the dinner table for the first time in years.

3) Pippa, my daughter, excitedly introduces generation 6 of Phase Connect. Her kouhai look up to her as a creative and charismatic streamer that regularly streams to viewers in the 5 digit range, but she still suffers from imposter syndrome. I call her and tell her how proud I am of my daughter for successfully working toward her dreams.

4) Pippa, my grandma, lies in a hospital bed. The oncologist says that the tumor is malignant and has spread to her blood. Pippa doesn't make a scene and instead asks to be discharged home instead of taking any treatment. The hospital is in walking distance from home. I carry my grandma on my back as she reminisces about her life.

5) Pippa, my master, is irritated at her allergies acting up this season. I bow and remind her of the doctor's orders to stop smoking and to use her prescribed nasal spray. She makes a gesture and I kneel in front of her, facing away, and pull down my upper garments. She puts out her cigar on the skin of my back. I enjoy my service as her servant.

6) Pippa, my supreme commander, walks slowly while I show her the POWs from the last battle. She shakes her head, rests her hand gently on my shoulder, and reprimands me for my decision to take children back to our compound. She uses her own firearm to execute the POWs. I shiver in fear at her ruthlessness toward her enemies and her kindness toward her subordinates.

7) Pippa, my owner, neglects to see me for weeks at a time. One day she glances over at me and scoffs. She has a look of disgust on her face as I am thrown into the trash. I am a pair of lightly used animal print panties.

8) Pippa, my wife, has fallen asleep at her desk from overwork. She is drooling all over her notes. I carry her to our bedroom and change her out of her workclothes into her comfortable sleepwear. She mutters nonsense as I move her around. I tuck her in and kiss her good night. She seems to mumble 'thank you' and resumes breathing peacefully. I fall asleep next to my hard-working wife.

9) Pippa, my kamioshi, announces her graduation. I stop watching her. On the day of her final stream, I avoid going online and ignore any information related to her. 10 years later the curiosity outweighs the pain. I watch the streams I purposefully missed. She seemed like she kept having fun in her final days. I look over at my revolver. Not today, old friend. I watch Pippa's graduation stream. Though she tried to hide it, she eventually breaks down and cries about her regrets. She knows her viewers steadily dropped after her graduation announcement and wished that she had a chance to say goodbye to everyone. She ends with a smile and a secret karaoke, like always. I reunite with my old friend.

>>27758105
shu is my age and my kamioshi is only a year younger than me

>>27784608
My kamioshi the blue novelist man will be playing pokemon in a few minutes so im gonna speedrun my work lol

>>27792116
i will choose for shachou this year even though my kamioshi and my oshi aren't there. his team was really interest me the most

>>27815774
i just take the L and watch clips, the only streams i ever finish watching are from my kamioshi

is Mashiro Rosemi's male kamioshi?

>>27864657
Learn about the difference between
>oshi
and
>kamioshi

>>27871469
Kamioshi:
No Lulu
Oshis:
Enna
Selen
Millie

>>27920169
Hopefully this is one more step in more freedom for her to do what she wants, she deserves it

I wish this stupid fucking thread actually followed the Kamioshi tradition because then I could call IRyS my oshi without anons calling me a whore

>>27933593
... Unironically, Sonny is my kamioshi but I watch more of the girls now. Sonny's my only male EN membership, I have it for Pomu, Petra and Enna.
t.femanon who started watching EN during Noctyx

I only keep up with my kamioshi, everyone else is secondary and thus I don't feel bad about missing out.

>>27970881
Yes I know that because my kamioshi graduated and I felt really sad, hope they are ok

>>27971075
>fulgur having massive breakdowns not even millie can cheer him up
No man can ever recover from losing his own kamioshi..

Remi is really cute but I'm going to have to watch my kamioshi in like 10 minutes, nothing personnel

>>27983486
Huh, just realized that boyish wosemi looks like how my kamioshi is depicted in fanart

>>28007406
>rate them
Shiina: All round good I suppose. Didn't exactly grab my balls, won't be watching probably.
Airi: Haven't caught her post-debut stream.
Panko: Very good at background noise, but not for me.
Rie: The less said, the better.
Erina: Pretty fucking great, or so I thought but this Hollow Knight stream shows she has pretty much no idea how or intention to build a rapport with the viewers, at least during games. She should make more cheesy jokes. I'll keep watching
Remilia: Never seen someone try so hard to make me enjoy being their fan. The dedication to kayfabe and appeals to the audience is so awe-inspiring that I don't even feel the cringe parts. She is the shining example of what I always hoped EN vtubing would be when it began its boom years ago. She still has a lot of polish left to do though, once she finds her groove she will be the stuff of legend.
>how they stack up to my kamioshi
Shiina: Not even close.
Airi: Not even close.
Panko: Not even close.
Rie: Not even close.
Erina: Not even close.
Remilia: ...Not even close.

>>28020219
so technically in some parts of the world, pomu's celebrating her birthday the same day as her kamioshi...