/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

It's nice to see Fauna's true colors finally showing. Her being a total pushy bitch when everyone was trying to have fun was terrible. She kept dealing low blow after low blow like a bully, even going so far as to mock Sana who didn't even do anything or say anything to her. And she wouldn't leave Irys alone and kept making personal attacks. She's actually a fucking snake.

>>21258314
>wanting to hear Fauna the snake shit up a good collab with her endless hissing
No thanks

>>20756586
>october 2022
>niggas in japan
>myth smash bros offcollab
>ame and mori custody 1v1
>winner takes both kiara and gura
>both down to 1 stock (ya boi is surprisingly good at playing snake)
>suddenly interrupted by le screeching ABG dragon
>kidnaps the helpless kiara
>what's gonna happen next? find out on the next episode of el mythe de japanos
>next episode should also conclude the ina kronii cheating side story and the fauna coming out side story
>the bae love triangle side story is gonna get shafted till the last episode
book it hermano rodriguez

If you just made it to Meimei's GOI stream you totally missed out on her nearly getting to the top of the mountain but she grabbed hold of the snake and slid it all the way down back here, completely forgetting how to play this game all together. It was quite the spectacle. Well at least you're here now and are able to watch her try to conquer the mountains while saying nai as she falls down each and every time. It's really good fun, and even Fauna's in her chat, cheering for her cute owl daughter, just like the Hoomans gathered around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvnWdt6Gp3A
Oh this is going to be quite the amazing stream. Kronii's made the conscious decision to dive right into Elden Ring, to feel a thrill that she only feels when washing off grime and dust with her powerwasher. You're going to want to tune into this ER stream /hlgg/, this is pretty much Kronii's first ever Souls game and there will be plenty of GWAKs to be had.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsEBRLhKXRU
Gura's totally tired of taking care of the damn baby and has decided to wrap up her stream, feeling the dent in her head from her VR headset while reading through supachats and promising to shake her tail on the Holofes stage, meaning there will be a flood warning on the 20th of March.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFMab8RJH2U
Magic Knight Temma's fourth stream of him running through every Elden Ring boss is upon us. His arsenal continues to improve as the spells and weapons he uses grow in power and number and he makes complete mince meat out of all opponents who step up to his power.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH1X4N-miMs

holy that run was only 10 minutes even with snake? french fauna op

what is mori even adding to this call, besides talking over fauna's snake ride and hijacking the conversation? fauna isn't even talking anymore

Fauna rode that snake to completion

I really hope Fauna rides the snake yea, mine at some point.

Fauna is easily the worst hire Holo has ever done. Boring, shit voice, shit asmrtist, shit everything. Even her design is fucking garbage. She's also a lying snake bitch who has no business being in Hololive.

>>18964113
here's your script
waaoooooooooooo
https://youtu.be/zR6fECxF44I
>slow zoom on pot oji clearing the slide jump followed by a shot of pekora doing an intense ogey face in the corner
>summoning grass presents
>"getting over it, or as it's called in japan, 'naked oji-san in pot: featuring bennet foddy,' has a reputation for eliciting serious emotions among hololive members"
>montage of ame screeches getting past the first obstacle
>"as retarded as this game is, to get to the much garnered reputation of holo world-recorder holder at this game still requires precise reactions, knowledge of ridiculous metastrats, ability to resist carpal tunnel syndrome. and as it turns out, even knowledge of the english language."
>that clip of mio riding the snake because she can't read the sign
>"however, when they put their minds to it, it can bring out some of the most intense autism that they never even knew they had"
>https://youtu.be/M_ihlZKVwAI?t=577
>"against all of these japanese autists, only one thing could compete"
>'"THIS is the history of getting over it holo world records"
>cut to pekora getting to space with kino music
>"the year is 2020. the go-to getting over it strategy among japanese autists is to try and replicate tendon-shattering hand movements over and over"
>"After months of racing with danchou, Usada Pekora managed to achieve the first hololive record of 10 minutes, and 37 seconds. However this just left the numberfags in deep speculation of whether a sub-10 run by a holo was possible."
>pekora staring at numbers.gif
>"one girl was up to challenge the numbers rabbit."
>"Minato Aqua, the sexy retard, gamer maid of hololive. Her strategy didn't change much during the run. With enough grinding, she just got lucky enough that the random connections of neurons happened in her brain. In 9 minutes. And 26 seconds. Sub-10 had been achieved."
>aqua gamer orgasm as she reaches the top https://youtu.be/Lsu-t5msTT4?t=564
>"an absolute miracle."
>"they said it was impossible to beat such incessant grinding and terminally autistic dedication."
>"in august 2021, that was all about to change"
>music changes to https://youtu.be/6EDS01Ipaow
>ENTER HOLOEN >ENTER HOLOCOUNCIL
>fauna cute giggle compilation with overlayed subscriber count going up
>"as it turned out, the secret to devestating the reigning supremacy of japanese gamer autism- was english vtuber autism."
>"notorious for her minecraft speedrunning escapades, suddenly a serious speedrunner had entered hololive, and was about to mog absolutely everyone."
>music changes to https://youtu.be/3Xy_hZoco1c
>montage of fauna doing insane jumps past the snake
>"the question on was beating aqua's legendary sub-10 really possible?"
>"with the strong advantage of not being retarded enough to go down the snake, fauna easily got a sub-15 on her first time. And beat her personal record over and over with incessant gaming skills. Although unlike the random movements of her senpai, fauna had to actually think to use her skills"
>"and then, greatness happened again."
>6 minutes and 47 seconds.

Thanks to Sana needing to make some cute merch, Kronii has a cute snake and Fauna has a cute deer. Based space giant.

FAUNA MILKING MY SNAKE UUAAAHHHHHHHHH

Wait till Fauna meets my snake

>>18804672
Fauna = honeydew, nectar, all of the sweetest tastes of nature
Kronii = sharp like snake venom, not actually toxic but very strong
Sana = milk chocolate, or white or dark chocolate - or just chocolate milk
Mumei = every time you taste it you forget afterwards, but something like mead?
Bae = coffee or lemonade, alternatively [REDACTED] due to her chaos powers being unstable

Kiara turn down Fauna and her horrible snake hisses

>>18569621
This bitch is on thin ice so fuck off. Fauna shouldn't be in Hololive. She's a lying snake just like Rushia but is getting let off for no reason. Fauna is an awful person who preys on people who feel like shit and pretends to be nice to them, giving them empty platitudes so that they can give her money. Actually disgraceful.

Let this Rushia shit serve as a reminder that Fauna is just as bad and you should not be giving her money OR views and she should be left to rot like the snake she is

[Fauna News]
Fauna rode the snake

dubs and fauna rides the snake (mine)

Do not trust green women. Fauna is just as much of a snake as Rushia. She pretends to care about your well being then laughs at you behind your back. It's fucking baffling how people are ok with Fauna's bullshit while still shitting on Rushia.

I love the clock and the snake! Also I love my mistresses, Fauna!!!!!

>>18038431
>Fauna Wendigo
>Mumei Owlgirl
>Kronii Snake girl/Lamia
>Bae WereRat
>Sana Invisible woman
Would be kino.

>>18025700
Being held down and edged/fisted by Fauna whispering in your ears…
>”If you can last 30 seconds like this, I’ll let you cum inside me anon~”
>”But if you can’t…well, let’s just say, Kronii’s not the only one in the Council with a “snake”” *giggle*
>”I hope you’re ready, sapling, mama nature will look after you no matter what”
Stupid sexy Kirin…

>>17608075
Cute brrat! Cute!!!
>>17608103
:)
>>17608165
She’s going to go on a date with Fauna and record their steamy drunken sex afterwards as Fauna’s wood meets Kronii’s snake…