/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>77293066
It was clear Lumi didn't like or trust Yuri from the start and went out of her way to avoid her. In comparison she has always doted on Lia and Uruka and speaks very highly of both. Notice more.

>>77245236
What trust? Pippa Trust levels are at a historic all time low, they've somehow even managed to dip below Lumi Trust levels for the first time in history!

Do you think people with a simle mind can't enjoy Lumi? To be fair, I always thought you have to have a very high IQ to understand Lumi. Her humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Lumi's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Lumi truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Lumi's existential catchphrase "Don't trust" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Lumi's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them

If Lumi doesn't make it back in time I don't think I'll ever trust her again.

Collabs like this are normally aids especially when the partners are GFE types but Lumi actually made the parts I could catch fun. She even named two whole cabinet positions.

For real tho, you can trust a woman who consistently simps for based atticus finch, even in front of her friends. The explanation of integrity and its inward focus he gave to scout is a life changer and he helped keep suites a symbol of calm collected masculinity.

Oh and Lumi is cool too I guess. I'll miss being able to make fun of someone whenever I need to get it out of my system. But her parent visit will probably leave us with plenty of brainworms to exploit til we feel bad. I feel bad for starbro, the main benefit of having an older sibling during a family vacation is entirely negated if her eq is so low she honesly thinks no one can tell when it is bear season. All the shame of having white girl fucks dogs as a sister but none of the gains kek

>>75805157
Lumi's an emotional vampire who wants (you) to be in shambles and utterly devastated whenever she's not around!
That's why she dreams of leaving her husband a hollowed out broken husk of a man when she dies before him!
Do!!
Not!!
Trust!!!

>>75594641
Shiina and Lumi have great energy. Maybe it's shiina's tism and model but even this donobaiting fake drinking simp pump came off as cute when she did it. Lumi knew better and she was funny at first when she was clearly being dragged along but she cucked and went the middle between opposing thot tubing and absurdly overenthused like shiina. Net result was just. Not angry or annoying (cause those can be funny in a way) but more like tiring since the whole reason you can unironically trust lumi is her morally derived refusal to do this type of cringe

>>75430761
90 IQ move is to simply not think of relationship stuff and trust Lumi.
100 IQ move is to think that if she is as much of a pickme as she presents herself as and as fit as she implies, she must be lying about not having any experience.
110+ IQ move is to realize that no woman who voluntarily pursued a master's in engineering and spends 7+ hours a day streaming non-casual games online has the time for a relationship, so she probably actually is single.

Thoughts? Its based on character fantasy, but I tried to mix in personality too where I could. I avoided creating new subtypes except for animal subtypes (cow/panda) which I think are fine to add and star for Lumi since I couldn't think of anything better for her

Lia - Red/Blue Human Rogue - Blue works well for thiefs/ai, red represents Lia's chaos, envisioned as a rushdown card which works well with red/blue (haste/unblockable or something)
Nasa - Green Dragon - Green works well enough for dragon and we already have a mono red dragon in saya; green also works well for Nasa's relaxed/sleepy attitude
Pippa - Black Rabbit - Pippa personality fits well into black's themes of paranoia and selfishness, black also works well for decay; contrast of cute rabbit being black also fits Pippa's image; that said, basically all colours work for her
Tenma - Red Fox - Red works well for a little rage filled fox
Iori - White/Black Deer Assassin - Assassins are always black, but Iori doesn't fit into the black archetype so we add in its opposite white
Uruka - Blue Bear Bard - blue bear. I don't know
Michiru - Blue Human Wizard - Blue fits very well with wizard, could maybe add red in too which also works with Wizard but we already have red/blue this gen

Remi - Black/Red/White Angel Demon Noble - Aesthetically pleasing match; white represents the angel side, black the demon side, red can represent either and fits well for the chaos of her personality; could drop white since it doesn't really fit her personality
Airi - White/Red Wolf Soldier - White/Red is a staple for soldiers
Shiina - White/Blue God - White/Blue's theme of order, control, knowledge fits Shiina's personality more or less, and fits with her celestial seamstress theme too
Rie - Red/Black Human Noble - Red's theme of chaos/emotion and black's theme of immorality/paranoia fit well with Rie's personality
Erina - Colourless (Artifact) Cyborg - Self explanatory
Panko - Green/Red Panda - Panda village fits the green theme, also we need more green representation; red added to fit her personality more and add variety, could be dropped

Saya - Red Dragon - Self explanatory
Runie - Black/Blue Human Wizard - Black/blue works well with the theme of secrets/lies/deception, black works well with demons, blue fits runie's personality well enough
Muyu - Blue Cow Wizard - blue fits muyu's personality well, and again blue wizard is a classic
Hina - White Human Cleric - need white representation, white works well with cleric
Eimi - Green/Black Hamster - hamster of PARANOIA = black, add in fujo degeneracy for immorality. Finally add green in to get the archetype of death/regrowth which fits well with Eimi's theme

Lumi - Black/White Star Rogue - fits well aesthetically and with her space theme and with Lumi/Gloomi; black/white also fits with the (do not) trust meme
Ember - Red Human Wizard - Red is self-explanatory, green could be added for architect memes, no clue what her subtype would be so I just went with wizard
Dizzy - Black Horror - you should get the pattern by now: black = degeneracy + paranoia/menhera; black also works with horror/parasite theme. Could maybe add blue to the mix but I like having more mono options
Jelly - Blue Alien Bard - Jelly fits blue to the T, fits her aesthetic too

>>74542503
Why exactly? Pippa has done so many things to damage the trust her community has in her compared to Lumi.

Imagine being a monster that looks like a human man, but in reality you're a human life force draining monster.

You find lumi in her dwelling, alone and crying, wishing she was still fertile enough for children.

After some convincing you start fucking, with every thrust she becomes physically younger.
>Anon whats happening?! I'm becoming younger?

Moans of pleasure starts to turn into moans of concern.
>Wait stop!! you're going to unbirth me!
As you look at her drained loli body you do a finally trust and consume her. Erasing her from existence.

Anyways I'm gonna go back to day drinking I just had to let that fantasy out.

>>74304315
Also amputees are hot, I want to own a some poor woman that's been turned into a sex toy.

Haver a great day guys.

4/20 is in 6 days

SIX DAYS, actually less!

You know what we NEED? For Pippa and Lumi to watch this. Its funny and edgy but only safe edgy, and it will win all the angsty retards back. Trust me this will WORK!

>>73509240
>one discord screenshot of her complaining that 4chan thinks she's le based
Her, Pandora, Emma, Inori, and Vera were all seething about her success in that image, not just talking about how she’s “le based”
>Then shift to pandora being a snake based on... nothing, got it
Lumi said that back when she was in Cyberlive another singing chuuba started a rumor that spread out of control and jeopardized her music prospects. It’s pretty clearly Pandora based on her music connections. Her continued dislike of Lumi and in that same screenshot she literally talks about trying to “make amends” with Lumi and part on civil terms. What would Pandora need to make amends for?
>Hylo may be a fat of whore but I trust her more than Lumi
You trust the girl that privates her twitter account and posts screenshots of schizo 4chan posts calling Lumi an evil bitch out of nowhere 2 years after she left Cyberlive? She doesn’t exactly seem like a sane and reliable source but what do I know. I mean how can you trust Hylo when she claimed that Roca/Chapipi hated Lumi despite us knowing this to be false? Lumi and Roca interact regularly and Roca even asked Lumi to be in her vtuber band.
At the end of the day all of this just boils down to woman drama. You can ultimately believe who you want. You can say Lumi is in the wrong but no one has been able to post more proof of that then the alternative. There is obviously some truth to both sides and it’s not surprising that even after all these years bridges still haven’t been rebuilt.

>be me
>starvedknight
>haven't caught a live in months outside of collabs
>Still subbed to jelly for some reason
>sees lumi streaming on youtube during my lunchbreak
>fuckitwhynot.jpeg
>she's being cute and autistic
>same autism mannerisms as jerry, but not as crass
>get a gifted membership withing 5 minutes of watching the streams
I... I think I'm starting to trust

>>73307894
True.

But the very word implies facsimile and façade to begin with. Only one to be friendly enough to put a big warning label on “DO NOT TRUST “
Lumi is best girl in western vtubing.

>>73308502
Whenever Lumi leave someone graduates in another company so it's fun to keep the assassin around. What a few people can't figure out is that they are mostly kept on the entertainment scale due to the crazy ratings the girls posses. You are all free to trust the lemon woman if you want honestly. Everyone loves to shit post but if you never do your reps well ignorant shit posters are the easiest to look down on.

>>73259223
I post during dead/SEAnig hours i.e. up to T-5 hrs but I got up early today. I didn't seem much Lumi in those hours historically; the SEAschizo, JPniki posting via english teacher and ausfag know not to trust

>>73184567
>you're not allowed to have malefriends in vtubing
>malefriends
her words btw
>ungroomable
>kaneko "i'm so ungroomable" lumi
>gets groomed by known groomers
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kek what a bitch
Never trust the lemon

>>73155697
NTA but I dreamt of Lumi and I didn't even fall asleep to her voice or anything. I dreamt we were on a date and it went amazing, like we've known each other for ages. Do NOT trust this woman, she'll hurt you even in your subconscious.

>>73155776
Later in the song, she replaces "don't trust a hoe" with "don't trust a lumi"

>>72908194
everyday like clockwork
>totally a fan of Lumi here and not a schizo why does xalamon ban people for not doing anything wrong? all I did was act like a schizo in her chat and got banned after being a gumi since debut
>no I won't post my membership or sub I don't want to doxx myself just trust me I am a gumi but now I hate Lumi

>>72844523
Well that confirms it: I can place my trust in Lumi.

>>72248936
The one instance in which I'll trust Lumi, the lemon stealing whore. Getting Pippa to go outside is such a daunting task, only her [REDACTED BY SEANIGGER JANNIES] can do it

>>72122390
>You people are obsessed, are you sure you're not just in love with her?
nah, lumi design was shit and it was shit even before she became vei 2

The one I was fond of was an ice woman who played the ukulele who had a singing voice that could melt your heart, who was innocent and pure, untouched by the evil and sadness of the boards.
An onna who actually had friends and not just rivals, and who had people she could trust.
Take me back.