/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>70649259
Small dog syndrome unironically

>>70589649
It's just small dog syndrome anon. Gotta convince themselves that they are the cool kids on the vtuber block even as they desperately wish Hololive would notice them beyond Ollie and a homostar.

>>70376918
Why are they so angry? Is this small dog syndrome on display in real time?

>>70217782
I get the intention, small dog syndrome and so forth, I’m just saying the pic you’re using looks more like a ruffian pretending to be kfp than what you’re trying to portray.

>>70166135
Short answer: Yes
Long answer: I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Coni .Every day I would wake her up by cumming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her dog pussy. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Coni as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of sweet cream per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. Her natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she should literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs I will synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progresterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her. Imagine marrying Coni and she tells you she wants a kid and that she'll be fine and she'll keep her Vtuber duties up while pregnant. When she finally gets two lines on her pregnancy test she'll jump and full body hug you crying about how happy she is after trying so hard. Everything is going great for a few months, Coni is glowing and her Vtuber activites are working out and her belly is quite small on her toned body. Now imagine in a few months Coni has to stop her Vtuber activities because her feet hurt and her legs aren't used to holding up her new weight. Her belly extends almost a full foot infront of her and she's gained nearly 15 kilos. Imagine the look on Coni face when her doctor tells her that she would take a break on her Vtuber activities for a while because she's carrying triplets and the excessive movement is doing more harm than good. Imagine Coni reluctantly smiling at you and promising to stop doing her favonious reps for the sake of preparing to take care of three kids at once. Imagine as the weeks go by and her womb fills up more and as her appetite and weight increase with it. Imagine finding your 7 month pregnant wife Coni raiding the fridge in the dark at 4:00 AM with a guilty look on her face when you find her, like a puppy and that gnawed holes into your pillow. Imagine towering above Coni while she sits on the floor nervously wiping ice cream drips off of her massive belly and mumbling about how the kids made her do it. Imagine helping Coni up and princess carrying her back to bed and having her ask if she can lie on top of you because you're warm. Imagine rubbing Coni's nipples and having her complain about how you might get milk everywhere and how she needs to save it for the kids. Imagine Coni being proud of her breast growth despite it being painful and unhealthy and imagine the look on her face when the doctor says she would just start milking herself and how her husband (you) would probably be willing to help. Imagine spending hours with Coni now plump squishy body resting on your lap while you suck the milk out of her tits. Imagine the extra weight from her pregnancy making it difficult to walk for her and turning her partially immobile during the last month. Imagine Coni try harding motherly charms like decorating the baby room and lactating. Imagine your comments having made her self concious about her milk production so she starts try harding supplements and massages to increase her yield to nearly a quart of milk per day.

>>70059126
Small dog syndrome

>Councilcucks attacking myth and advent
Why do they have such small dog syndrome? Why can't we just ban them from these threads since council isn't even really part of hololive.

>>69868743
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Coni .Every day I would wake her up by cumming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her dog pussy. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Coni as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of sweet cream per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. Her natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she should literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs I will synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progresterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her. Imagine marrying Coni and she tells you she wants a kid and that she'll be fine and she'll keep her Vtuber duties up while pregnant. When she finally gets two lines on her pregnancy test she'll jump and full body hug you crying about how happy she is after trying so hard. Everything is going great for a few months, Coni is glowing and her Vtuber activites are working out and her belly is quite small on her toned body. Now imagine in a few months Coni has to stop her Vtuber activities because her feet hurt and her legs aren't used to holding up her new weight. Her belly extends almost a full foot infront of her and she's gained nearly 15 kilos. Imagine the look on Coni face when her doctor tells her that she would take a break on her Vtuber activities for a while because she's carrying triplets and the excessive movement is doing more harm than good. Imagine Coni reluctantly smiling at you and promising to stop doing her favonious reps for the sake of preparing to take care of three kids at once. Imagine as the weeks go by and her womb fills up more and as her appetite and weight increase with it. Imagine finding your 7 month pregnant wife Coni raiding the fridge in the dark at 4:00 AM with a guilty look on her face when you find her, like a puppy and that gnawed holes into your pillow. Imagine towering above Coni while she sits on the floor nervously wiping ice cream drips off of her massive belly and mumbling about how the kids made her do it. Imagine helping Coni up and princess carrying her back to bed and having her ask if she can lie on top of you because you're warm. Imagine rubbing Coni's nipples and having her complain about how you might get milk everywhere and how she needs to save it for the kids. Imagine Coni being proud of her breast growth despite it being painful and unhealthy and imagine the look on her face when the doctor says she would just start milking herself and how her husband (you) would probably be willing to help. Imagine spending hours with Coni now plump squishy body resting on your lap while you suck the milk out of her tits. Imagine the extra weight from her pregnancy making it difficult to walk for her and turning her partially immobile during the last month. Imagine Coni try harding motherly charms like decorating the baby room and lactating. Imagine your comments having made her self concious about her milk production so she starts try harding supplements and massages to increase her yield to nearly a quart of milk per day.

>>69827816
he suffers from "small dog" syndrome

>>69759331
small dog syndrome

How powerful is the small dog syndrome for henya that she needs to be defended this hard in a bait thread?

>>69495298
Anyone who makes a post generalizing a fanbase is a shitposter. You'll see shit like "victim complex" and "small dog syndrome" tossed around too for fanbase shitposting

>>69024370
>Vshojo exists because of hololive btw. A group of small dog syndrome indies who banded together to form their own "not corpo" to represent the trying and struggling twitch indies.
Now they're known as poach vultireShojo. The only corpo that can't build anything from the ground up. Actual grim.

A kind REMINDER that Myth birthed the ENTIRE western vtuber scene. Before myth western vtubers had a bad reputation and the scene was infested with the most vile of griefters and opportunists. It took one single "a" from some shark for Myth to devoure the whole pie, while every other plebians were left to fight for the scraps. Vshojo exists because of hololive btw. A group of small dog syndrome indies who banded together to form their own "not corpo" to represent the trying and struggling twitch indies. And at every step and turn of their ENTIRE meaningless careers they couldn't stop comparing themselves to hololive. Le talent freedom wankery The most visible of Envy chuubas. Way worse than nijiCN ventcord discord faggotry.

>>68985076
Small dog syndrome
Please understand

>>68960677
we’re just pointing out what we can see KDF. who has the small dog syndrome now?

>>68941296
You can just say kfp you know
They have small dog syndrome

>>68798350
fans of post Myth gens and having small dog syndrome

>>68702357
unironically small dog syndrome

A kind reminder to all the tourists and newfags that (You) are currently scrolling through a hololive thread on a hololive Board. I've been here since the beginning, hated trashSanji jp since the beginning, Witnessed Cuxiem nijiCN retard Tourism ruining thread /#/ quality, so I would know why the undesirables deserve to get filtered. never make them feel comfortable posting here. holochadery kills the small dog syndrome nijinigs. Remember that.

>>68266484
>this is what Phaseniggers actually believe
Holy small dog syndrome.

>>68153269
You know I always found this funny. Kiaraschizo seems to love this word but he himself is the very definition of small dog syndrome with how he falseflags and samefags to give the illusion of multiple fanbases sharing his opinion.

>>68152890
Bae is a girl with small dog syndrome, she needs to compete and compares herself to another (but no someone who is leagues above her of course lmao)

>>67998993
>>67999079
You are both retarded. The vision of holo as childish and boring is from retards who don't like vtubing and I feel the reason why many of you like Phase in the first place is that they are more like streamers than vtubers. Or because of the small dog syndrome.