/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>78616866
am I a fake fan? the hell is the logo on shinri's hoodie supposed to be (not his family crest on the sleeve, the white thing on the right)

>>78567580
Why would I be insecure about that? Fewer Hoomans would mean less competition for me. You should have picked a less cult-like fanbase to try this on.

The true perpetrators of this drama are pettiest fanbases and usual suspects. They're afraid of their oshis being outperformed by their kouhais. This includes but is not limited to:
>Hoomans
>KFP
>saplings
>ruffians
>chumbuds

>>78567580
Hoomans are probably the most loyal fanbase

>>78548406
>Closest I can get is playing games on fansly with a toy hooked up to your cock so everytime they donate they control the vibration and tease you to an orgasm.
That would take a fucking eternity if ever, men aren't as sensitive to vibrations as women are

>>78548212
Honest answer as someone who watches gooner content on occasion? Closest I can get is playing games on fansly with a toy hooked up to your cock so everytime they donate they control the vibration and tease you to an orgasm.
Or if you're more tame, I guess erotic roleplay asmr that involves fucking the viewer. Usually doesn't involve actually jacking off, just making the noises.

A quick reminder to the holofags seething again


Mori does what she wants and is still the number 1 most sc in en for total supers. I couldn't imagine having an oshi who walks on egg shells her entire career tip toeing around every little thing she does, what a bunch of fake corporate whores, people like irys,mumei and fauna will always live in moris shadow. Paracucks and unicucks are mentally ill and mori makes you squirm. Seethe for me while she gets yet another sponsor and gets all of her projects paid for.
>most supers
>most sponsors
>most outfits
>most projects
>most 3d invites
>most views for en even beating the drugged out shark whore
>umg contract
>doesn't need to spend a penny on her music
> collabs who the fuck she wants to
> only en with a solo live
But hey
>muh males
Squirm
While your fake whore of an oshi is pretending to be your girlfriend for attention. My oshi is actually moving forward with her music career. Paracucks get the rope. Disgusting eceleb holo fucking trash. I despise corporate fucks like fauna who do le epic uuuuuuuuuu but it totally vegan whore behind the scenes and don't even get me started on irys with her fake persona she put on bleeeh. Total eceleb death. You keep doing le gcdgt but just remember they will always live in Moris shadow. This year has been fantastic to see the downfall of people like
>Kiara
I don't have a label like calli
it's probably not much compared to calli
2024 has been a fantastic start for her and I hope it goes even worse for her.
>Gura
2 years and counting that air bnb made me so happy
>mumei
Getting sick and fucking off whilst being a whore.
Now she on hiatus LMAOOOOOOOO I remember that pic. Hoocucks seething now
>fauna
Blantely lying to her fans and not giving a single fuck while putting on the most pathetic fake persona I have ever seen
>kronii
Winner winner chicken dinner
>ame
Lol lmao kek I remember at debut where condomates would tick tock post about subs and hours streamed. Look who's laughing now
>irys
Total cumrystocrat death especially that fes moment. They never lived it down and now irys is husk of her former self losing her vsinger status and got stuffed into a pity group where she doesn't belong and fucked her throat permanently
>ina
What happend to stable octopus? Even her rm has totally crashed and burned. Advent took her viewers and now she hardly even streams let alone does projects.
>Nerissa
Having to rely on covers because your inept is hilarious and she knows she'll never come close to moris success.
>fwmc
>please sub to our 76 viewer patreon, we want our idol career off the ground after 10 years
These ironic weebs still living in Canada in hilarious and now they are stuck being children entertainers dangling keys in front of the faces of man children. Leech dogs leeching now
>biboo
Used mori to leech in her audition and leeched off mori in her first collab. Has absolutely 0 talent besides le zoomer and has 0 aspirations in life
>shiori
Ding ding ding round number 4 for her trying to get a career off the ground? Not even 10 months and she's joined kiara as the runt of en
>bae
I have nothing to say about bae she's the only ok one who doesn't attempt to walk on egg shells and act like a virtual prostitute like kiara or fwmc.
>b-b-but she doesn't collab with males
Lol lmao kek what's does that do for your career when your still a shitter with no talent in the first place. All in all seethe corpo trash.

YOU RETARDS MADE HER A MILLIONAIRE AND YOU'RE STILL SQUIRMING. holofags are such low iq. Come on do something or are you cucks gonna sit in the corpo corner and cry again while she spits In your face. The dopamine rush I get from you people is oh so delicious. Come on send her another supers you tards.

Until I see the ironic weeb dog fuckers doing something like pic related I won you lost. Total dogfucker death, you can ignore the males all you want but you can't ignore having no aspirations or talent. HOLOFAG SEETHE those dogs really are compete trash aren't they especially having such a shit rm career for over 10 years and doing fuck all. Well when you look like you've been ran over by a steam roller I don't blame em.

READ THIS AND SQUIRM HOLOFAGS MORI MAKES YOU CORPOHOLOKEKS A LIVING HELL

>>78485751
Why is one of the new fanbases just a hooman with a hat?

Fanbase Loss due to EN4 Debut Risk Analysis:
>Chumbuds
No risk because they only watch Gura. Status green.
>Takos
Minimal risk because Ina hasn't taken a long break in a while. Status dark green, upgrade to yellow if Ina takes another three month hiatus.
>Deadbeats
Minimal risk since Mori is incredibly unique. Status green.
>KFP
Heavy risk due to the several of the members being confirmed EU. They will invade her timeslot and slowly drain her viewership. Status orange, elevate to RED if one of EN4 is a breakout success.
>Ame
Minimal risk because she doesn't stream already and gets the same viewership since teamates are loyal. Status green.
>Saplings
No risk because saplings are loyal and Fauna will receive the funnel from most of EN4. Status green.
>Brrats
Medium risk due to Bae's lack of identity and already middling numbers. Status yellow.
>IRyStocrats
No risk because she streams at completely opposite hours of EU hours. Status green.
>Kronies
Some risk due to her constant breaks. Status dark green.
>Hoomans
No risk because none of EN4 will be able to fill her niche. Status green.
>Novelties
High risk due to her already low viewership and odd stream choices. Status dark orange.
>Jailbirds
MASSIVE RISK. Lost all good will by spamming VShojo collabs and shorts streams. Already was a borderline 3view, this new gen may push her over the edge. Status RED.
>Pebbles
Medium risk due to new cunny in EN4. Status yellow.
>Ruffians
Small risk due to alienating fan base by moving to JP. Status dark green.

Fanbase Loss due to EN4 Debut Risk Analysis:
>Chumbuds
No risk because they only watch Gura. Status green.
>Takos
Minimal risk because Ina hasn't taken a long break in a while. Status dark green, upgrade to yellow if Ina takes another three month hiatus.
>Deadbeats
Minimal risk since Mori is incredibly unique. Status green.
>KFP
Heavy risk due to the several of the members being confirmed EU. They will invade her timeslot and slowly drain her viewership. Status orange, elevate to RED if one of EN4 is a breakout success.
>Ame
Minimal risk because she doesn't stream already and gets the same viewership since teamates are loyal. Status green.
>Saplings
No risk because saplings are loyal and Fauna will receive the funnel from most of EN4. Status green.
>Brrats
Medium risk due to Bae's lack of identity and already middling numbers. Status yellow.
>IRyStocrats
No risk because she streams at completely opposite hours of EU hours. Status green.
>Kronies
Some risk due to her constant breaks. Status dark green.
>Hoomans
No risk because none of EN4 will be able to fill her niche. Status green.
>Novelties
High risk due to her already low viewership and odd stream choices. Status dark orange.
>Jailbirds
MASSIVE RISK. Lost all good will by spamming VShojo collabs and shorts streams. Already was a borderline 3view, this new gen may push her over the edge. Status RED.
>Pebbles
Medium risk due to new cunny in EN4. Status yellow.
>Ruffians
Small risk due to alienating fan base by moving to JP. Status dark green.

New room sharing plan
We put chumbuds, pebbles, hoomans and the yellow girl fanbase in one room
Deadbeats, novelites, brats, red girl fanbase in one room
Fauna, green girl fanbase, takos in one room
and the rest sleep in the living room for now

>>78406372
thats only a fan theory. altare has said onstream that he's only wearing a feather tunic under his hoodie. we'll only know for sure when he gets a new outfit/hoodie off toggle

>>78406372
thats only a fan theory. altare has said onstream that he's only wearing a feather tunic under his hoodie. we'll only know for sure when he gets a new outfit/hoodie off toggle
he said it's a

>>78340519
GREAT NEWS
>someone i really want to hang out with just joined the VSMP server
>*furi ferntail fangirling noises*
>i hate being a fangirl with access to vtubers
she loves it, you can hear it

also
>OH MY GOD it came out of his hoohaa

>>78287141
that's because the Promise fans here are FAGGOTS (and I say this as a proud promisissy)
every thread, you see a Kronie ERPing with an IRyStocrat, sometimes a gay as hooman gets involved and one sapling (probably gay) starts calling them gay
the only straight manly gigachads here are brats, who also happen to be the best posters alongside takos

>>78185437
Reposting this kind anon
Meet and greet template, pick one or more of the following:
1. Say you are a fan since (debut, x stream)
2. Say what drew you in - voice, energy, game choice, cover, etc
3. Favorite moment - when you read my chat, x stream, clip
4. Silly question.
5. Show off merch on camera if you want (wear your hoodie if you have it).
6. Well wishes for the future.
7. Do they have questions for you?

My new pet rrat is that the "she's making fun of Doki" shit is an act of sabotage to try and get Twisty Zaion'd.
The fallout from Dokibird has management in knee jerk mode where they're looking for people who might possibly be bullying before drama hits the fan this time. Past infractions all forgiven of course, because it would be admitting wrongdoing to even think of punishing anyone over Doki.
All they need to do is get their shitty zero proof bullshit into a public space where it can be reported to some dumbfuck ESL manager. They don't need to convince anyone with a working brain, they just need to hoodwink some underpaid nip looking for reasons to punish people for "bullying".
Boom, sister directly fucks over the cunny vtuber that dares steal their precious man's attention and invite a "problematic viewer base" into NijiEN.

So fucking dumb. This shit wouldn't fly in any other situation and you know it. You wouldn't talk shit to me or harass me irl. Bunch of bitch-boys and rancid hookers. All you can do is abuse your position as mods on the basket weaving forum and shit on me and each other and fight your pathetic tribalfag wars. Take a step back and look at yourselves. Bitch fags and dumb sluts really shouldn't have the power that you snakes obtained. You should be locked up. You do not deserve a single fucking fan. Insufferable scum. Kill yourselves or get fucked or something. Or better yet, get a fucking life instead of trying to ruin things that have nothing to do with you. I don't know you fags. I don't care to know you fags. Why the fuck are you so desperately trying to insert yourselves in my life? I am literally no one. You are making a legend out of me. I don't even need to do shit. I do not want to get involved with you pathetic bitches and laughable gayboys. Leave me the fuck alone, lmao.

You bunch of rancid cunts and sore bussies. Don't you have anything better to do? Pathetic, jealous fucks. How about you grow a fucking spine or some balls? Cowardly dogs. What the fuck are you whores and fags even gonna do instead of anti'ing me from the shadows? You can't do shit. I know that you insufferable retards only have a handful of fans but maybe you should focus on those instead of harassing a random anon on the basket weaving forum. Are you people fucking stupid or are you really just that petty? I don't understand how you fags are this ridiculously pathetic. Get a fucking life. Lol. Lmao. Really, what the fuck are you gonna do? You know where I live. Just come and get some or give me your addresses. Laughable. Coward fags and hookers, just kill yourselves.

EN fanbases ranked by gayness (actual non meme list)

Hoomans > Takos > Chmbuds > Teamates > Kronies > KFP > Novelites > Deadbeats > Saplings > IRyStocrats > Brats > Pebbles > Ruffians

EN fanbases ranked by gayness:

Hoomans > Teamates > Saplings > IRyStocrats > Chumbuds > Kronies > Deadbeats > Ruffians > KFP > Brats

>>78193020
chumbuds get groomed by other fanbases (hoomans) into revealing their buttholes and tiny pps

>>78185136
Meet and greet template, pick one or more of the following:
1. Say you are a fan since (debut, x stream)
2. Say what drew you in - voice, energy, game choice, cover, etc
3. Favorite moment - when you read my chat, x stream, clip
4. Silly question.
5. Show off merch on camera if you want (wear your hoodie if you have it).
6. Well wishes for the future.
7. Do they have questions for you?

>>78182429
From what I know
>Suraya
is a non-human being a mousouzoku, part of an organization with some kind of esoteric objective(I'm a brainlet and haven't been following the ARG)
>Merlie
Wizard from a high fantasy high magic world, guy rarely if ever breaks character.
>WIPlash
Papersmith, crafter of stories, very fitting theming for someone doing TRPGs and very well executed.
>sh'vah
Eldritch creature that cares very little about humanity for anything other than entertainment. Gives off that vibe very well and I have yet to see them act out of character.
>Ruadh
Medieval(more specifically gaelic I believe) themed guy and very in character every time I pop into his streams.
>Manasong
Wizard/warlock with a demon familiar, stays relatively in character.
>Sterling
CEO of golemworks corporation, head honcho of a golem factory, tries to act as human as possible despite the lack of biological functions.
>Kopadot
Little robot gamer, you'll often see him playing retrogames, theming is on point.
>Gclef
Ghost rabbitman possessing a flesh vessel to be able to interact with the world
>Sun
Greek
>Ria
Elf from Neoamerica, some sort of futuristic alien world where fantasy creatures and sci-fi elements interact.
>Skab
Gooner
>Grace
Half goblin half dragon fisherman girl who lives in a dank cave and collects little trinkets and worms.
>Patchery
Dude wrote a literal lore novel where he gets isekai'd and ends up becoming a wizard and doing wizard battles.
>Fwoofie
Druid/Nature spirit that is chill
>Pantsu
Your femboy little bro that needs correction
>Gobbcubus
Goblin Succubus halfbreed that wants to suck old men and cute boys dry.
>Malphon
Changeling, son of the lord of change, technically a demi-god.
>Spellcrafter Geltaran
Unlicensed spellcrafter who creates spellcrafts and sells them to the highest bidder, an outlaw, his hood is a magical implement that allows him to store a vast amount of items and hide his face.
>slushy
Alien from slushy planet
>bunkumm
Catboy thief has some other lore about partners in crime but sadly I am unaware of the details
>Andy
Space cowgirl who wishes to become an idol, lives in a trailer in orbit.
>Lavandel
Eldritch magical girl, has tentacles(Allegedly)
>Fuzakerunah
A castaway
>Ryuuta
A demon hunter, is also demon.
>fuwacoco
Demon(succubus?)
>axed
Wizard who got tricked and sealed into a log, a log cutter eventually cut him out when he dug his axe in and he's slowly trying to free himself.

That's all the ones I know.