/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>56691890
Pretty sure you can just friendzone him and his quest plays out the same.

>>56654016
>Astel is a literal pussy magnet
I barely know anything about Astel but doesn't he do everything in his power to friendzone women and completely shut down female affection? Kek

Why do I keep doing this?
THE SPEED TIER LIST (0.6 edition)
>S for Speed is Life
Fubuki (225/can reach 330 when you pop Friendzone)
Roboco-San (280: Gains a 100% speed with her Special Attack)
>A for Amazingly fast
Kronii (256: technically 256.5, but I don't know how the game deals with decimals)
Okayu (256)
Gura (245)
Iofi (245: if she keeps the SPD buff)
Ayame (234)
Ollie (225)
>F for Fast
AZKi (216)
Matsuri (210.25)
Fauna (210)
Miko (210)
Mel (210)
Aqua (210)
>K for kinda fast
Mori (182)
Kiara (168)
Bae (160)
>M for Meh
Ina (150)
IRyS (150)
Aki (150)
Subaru (150)
Risu (150)
>T for Tortoise
Haachama (145)
Mumei (140)
Mio (140)
Korone (140)
Sora (140)
Choco (140)
Reine (140)
Kobo (140)
Zeta (140)
>Z for ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Ame (135)
Shion (135)
Kaela (135)
Sana (130/ Technically she can reach 182 with the buff from Astrology, but it is too unreliable)
Suisei (130)
Moona (130)
Anya (120)

Here is the list with the numbers: https://files.catbox.moe/b7jdv1.png

>>56397391
Everyone seems to want to marry every vspo, but I'm sorry, Met is prime losing heroine material. I also can't help but friendzone her compared to the other vspo. Reid was right

>>56367576
>the friendzone is too good for sapschizos
it will never stop being funny

>classroom
aqutan in the friendzone

Selen is you when you play VN and go after that one girl ignoring everyone else only to end up with a "forgotten" ending, not even a friendzone. Selen shouldn't have put all of her eggs in one basker, she could've easily bee amazing friends with Elira and Maria and Kotoka would've simped hard for her if she wasn't closed to nijien

I don't want to friendzone Roca but I'm too embarrassed to say I love her...

>>55856213
But Mysta has more for now at least, she'll just friendzone him again when his indie career fails

>>55640343
>>55640362
>the fleshwomen end up rejecting you anyway, locked firmly in the friendzone from all sides
Y-yeah, what a great deal...!

>>55546857
i like "will they won't they?" as long as they fucking do by the end. Nothing is worse than "i choose not to make a decision because friendzone is based" endings which tend to be harem mangas that got axed too soon

>>55521958
I cannot believe that Inis firmly put her in the sister/friendzone only to get upset when Shondo calls her a platonic wife after Inis was the one who set the boundary, then Inis brought up how beautiful Shondo is and how lucky we are to have her several times. This girl must actually be a succubus in real life.
I've been thinking about this and I think it probably means she sent selfies to the girls when she went out to watch Barbie..

>>55436752
If you're scheming to marry Tenma, remember the friendzone is inescapable.

>>55141106
Only one. I had to friendzone her now i'm stuck in a "friendship" with her.
I don't go looking for female friends.

>>55012868
She's really fun and got so much better at English
She also likes autistic games like me fr fr
Friendzone material

>>54988276
That guy is 100% in the friendzone big-time. I can relate.
Nothing wrong with that.

>>54937140
Well she explicitly went out of her way to NOT friendzone her viewers.

>>54872765
>Gushing over babies
>no friendzone
>treating chat like good people
>flirting a little bit
Even if it's not her intention she got me

Nerissa is brutally overqualified for this job. Not only because of her VA and singing skills but due to the fact that you can tell she has had a proper upbringing, is sociable and is very feminine. He knows how to avoid landmines (when chat went ballistic with "friendzone" and "cringe") and is a WIFE MATERIAL, something that no other EN girls even KNOW how to emulate. If this soup demon ever goes down the GFE lord have mercy on our wallets...

>>54867880
>>54867890
This. It's telling how Council has practically tripped over such topics before but she handled it so perfectly.

>Stop saying friendzone!
>We should get to know each other more~
What a woman.

>Stop saying friendzone!
>We still need to get to know each other~ <3
I can't fucking take this, goddamn....

>stop saying friendzone
>we only just met
>It takes time. Dont you think?
>people misinterpreted "lets be good friends"
>you missed the implication of the GOOD
>clearly you guys don't like to dream, so whatever
she's so fucking perfect

>>54784155
I can read between the lines, and I can read a women’s mindset. This all sugarcoating so she doesn’t sound like a bitch.
>Regarding collaboration, let me get close to your face is this good enough for you?
This bitch really likes to be the dominant one in this relationship. As established here, she doesn’t care about your personal space and she will tell it right to your face.
>I’ll be collaborating with friends and people who may be potentially friends. Now the this is possibly quite rare simply because I have to study people. I have to study characters to understand standard them.
Simply put, I want to collab with anyone and just study them and hoping “WE” end up more than just friends. But since I’m a bit of an edgy lord I have to put the effort to actually find them. (Do you actually believe such bullshit?)
>The more likely
>the more often you see them
>the more likely they have reached friend status
>But you will not really know unless I mention so.
Meaning, I don’t care about your feelings. THEY WILL BE AROUND ME WHEN I STREAM! DOESNT MATTER THE GENDER! AS LONG AS THEY REACH MY FRIENDSHIP ZONE THEY WILL COLLAB WITH ME! GOT IT? (Male collab immanent)
>So please respect those around around me, ok? You wish to be a good boy for me don’t you? Or perhaps a good girl?
YOU WILL BE A GOOD CVCK AND OBEY WHATEVER I SAY AND DO WHATEVER SAY! (Legit got thrown into the friendzone. You will get GFE with you being the cvck.)
>I will not tolerate disrespect after all. So please be kind, kind to each other, ok? I want all of you to have a happy ending and I wish all of you to simple smile
YOU WILL OWN NOTHING! YOU DONT OWN ME! AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY ABOUT!
>And if I am not the one who can make you smile, that is ok. I just want you to be happy even if I may not know you personally.
IF YOU DONT LIKE IT! DONT WATCH IT! PEACE!
>I am oddly empathetic like that.
This is bullshit. And she knows it.

Anyone denying this is in their first stage of grief.
>inb4 mods will delete this for telling the truth

>>54673073
Real talk.
I had an ugly girl at work that was really into me and she tried to get close. I tried to push her away with the friendship factor and she still confessed. Had to friendzone her and now i'm stuck with her forever as a "friend"
Another similar to this was a fat girl i met at school that confessed to me, she was so try hard and emotionally upset i had to give the classic "sorry, i'm gay" excuse and stuck with her as a "friend" she was really into until i moved to another school.

Men and women truly can't be friends, there will always be that attraction deep down.