/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>62629922
I voted greenhouse but Shiocracy is apparently filled with people who have never been on a date or who actively want to friendzone Shiori even in their imagination.
That said IRL all my "romantic" date ideas never really worked out and the best stuff has always been things that I didn't even think would be romantic.

>>62538017
marry: ame
fuck: mowi
friendzone: wawa
3some: gura + ninners
ideally: all of myth + me having sex

Marry Ina
Fuck Kiara
Friendzone Ame

>>62538017
marry Kiara
fuck Kiara
friendzone everyone else
3some Kiara + Sara Gutenberg

>>62538017
marry INA
fuck KIARA
friendzone MORI
3some AME + GURA

marry kiara
fuck mori
friendzone ame
3some gura + ina

Marry?
Fuck?
Friendzone?
3some?

>>62149673
Takodachi love to be told they will never have GFs and enjoy living life in the friendzone. Kronies are similar, except they are more depressed.

>>61813596
>>61813612
>>61813676
>Miyu is forgotten...
miyu doesn't belong in such a scene because she's too innocent assuming she really did friendzone olette on their hawaii vacation

>All these people thinking they're about to kiss
OH NO NO
THE FRIENDZONE IS COMING CLAUDE

>>61719730
Friendzone'd

>>61639062
Out of the friendzone

>>61593723
41-59kgs = Doggy Style
60-77kgs = Mating Press
78-95kgs = Erotic Handholding and Kissing
96-113kgs = Amazon Press
114-132kgs =Friendzone, no sex
133kgs+ = smegma blowjobs

YOUR WEIGHT = SEX POSITION WITH OSHI ON CHRISTMAS DAY
<=90lbs = 69
91-130lbs = Doggy Style
131-170lbs = Mating Press
171-210lbs = Erotic Handholding and Kissing
211-250lbs = Amazon Press
251-290lbs =Friendzone, no sex
291lbs+ = smegma blowjobs

ITT: Pipiggers realize that they're in the friendzone and never had a chance.

>>61388807
But she did this video for me. For you, this is simp friendzone experience, for me, this is a GF experience.

Or is this the simp friendzone experience?

>>61369106
Cringe, It seems that you are some close friend of Ruru who was left in the friendzone

>>61098143
The only change is that maybe she’s feeling better because she got it out of her chest but besides that it’s the same.
I will never believe a woman is interested in a dude like that only to friendzone him and I will never believe a dude like that who’s also oshi-ing her and has the social status to get into her circle is only talking to her because he wants a friend.
That’s not how life works. They aren’t elementary schoolers.

Nerissa you can't friendzone people like that

>>60575551
Coni wants to friendzone a guy that is into her romantically and it's kind of a weird thing to want.

You wanna know why Ame suffers the most?
> Kiara
She always hear that Kiara loves her but Ame knows deep inside Kiara loves Mori way way more than her so she laughs it off.
> Gura
She knows Gura would never romance her romantically, eternally friendzone
> Ina
Ina is Korean and only sees vtubing as a job, there is no chance in hell their relationship can go deeper than that
> Mori
Ame is shy.


IN CONCLUSION. AME SUFFERS THE MOST

>>60191230
she's like a girl that has you in the friendzone and takes you on "friend dates" so she has someone to talk to and eat with

>>59496510
True story: I have a fujo friend and she's the most digusting piece of shit i've ever met. She's a comunist, feminist, LGBT pro, hates anime females because they are sexy, loves One Piece but hates how the females are drawn... the whole package.
She's only my friend because i had to friendzone her unwanted advances, otherwise she wouldn't be my friend. It's a tough situation situation because she's a needy suicidal bitch and relies to much on me.
Also i'm a total loser when it comes to this, i can't tell her to fuck off forever because i hate making people sad and i hate conflict.