/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I want my oshi to kidnap me and chain me up in her basement while trying to mentally break me and make me fully dependent on her then after I'm completely broken I want her to release me so I can prove that I'll come back to her and forever be hers in body in mind and in spirit then after a couple years she gives into the desire that she feels deep within her and we go on a killing spree together but we're smart about it never too many in one place never too close together never in the exact same ways different enough to not let the investigators form a connection between the crimes until one day we slip up and leave some evidence behind that ties things together after years of being careful we mess up and connections are made and the police start to see how everything was planned and how it all fits together the police will start a manhunt until they find the killer except we didn't mess up it was on purpose we were leaving clues at every crime scene that led them to someone else someone we had been planning on framing for years and they get caught instead of us they try to play it off of course they are innocent but we left enough evidence around their place and buried under their home that they never noticed so they're found guilty and are our final murder as they get found guilty and out to death for the dozens of murders they didn't actually commit me and my oshi then retire in peace and live happily together until the end of our lives our bloodlust fully sated

>>77016707
It's like right there on top of the dugouts (where the players sit) and close to where the action generally is. The most expensive seats are right behind the home base.

>>77014870
The good teams come close every game. My home team is the Phillies and their stadium has a capacity of about 44,000. They draw 40k+ to every single game. Even random games on a Tuesday afternoon.

With how things are going in my life I'm genuinely scared of even talking to the one I thought was close to me, is it ok if I completely disappear from the face of the earth? if I accumulate the dms and get criticized for not answering? if I just disappear from my parents household knowing they wanted me out anyways in the next month if I didn't get a job by then? I wanted vtubing to be a form of cope for me but I'm only allowed to shut it, I wanted to make friends but made more enemies with it, and the only person that made it feel better for me to come back home and interact with people doesn't even want to be with me and hinted he'd prefer if I was gone.
I'd like to just disappear silently from everywhere and I've been thinking of doing it for a while, does anyone have any tips (at least online) ?

>>76953111
It didn't. The NBA lets you spend money in the range of 25k-50k in order to license one of their players or team logos for your own merch. Many japanese brands have done it, including random popular anime like my hero academia.
>>76952951
>sponsored by NBA
lol you mean their latest money sink that won't even come close to breaking even?
>Vox continues to mog Gura
Gura's latest merch drop earned more than Vox's career, and her taiwan karaoke just makes comparing it to anything NijiEN's ever done fucking sad.
>Still gets invited to big conventions like Anime Expo
Holo's AX booth is over twice the size of Niji's, sister.
>Continues to hold large concerts that are also available online
That sell to fucking nobody and is watched by less people than a random Gura Karaoke, provided the stream actually works and doesn't cancel out or get fucking muted due to Niji fucking up their own copyrights like they do every time.
>Releases 3D models at a better quality than competitors
Pomu's model was so fucking bad she couldn't get home 3D until her graduation.
>Scares dramafags away with a simple warning
Their "scare" tactics turned FalseEyeD, one of their biggest shills, into their biggest and arguably most damaging anti.
>Gets to enjoy ape-like antis continuously seethe as they remain the biggest Vtuber corporation
The biggest vtuber corporation and also the only one consistently losing subscribers in their international branch to the point where their top members are fucking 3views.

For fuck's sake, Doki's little wrestletuber event that she announced a week in advance got nearly as many viewers as the fucking AR LIVE.

actually that raises an interesting question: are Fuwawa and Mococo embarrassed to fart in front of each other? Do they even close the door when using the bathroom at home?

>>76814476
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>>76814416
I dunno, retards. Not all friends offer the other to stay at their home after a dark time in their lives, that's usually something close friends do. Shachi even liked Doki art a few weeks ago.

>>76760429
It affects a Pippa fren, that's why it hits close to home

>>76691593
>hey femanons add me demongodking#6666 we can talk about sad songs (joji <3), great games like valorant, true crime (not elysium cases... too close to home sadge), nature, whistling, obscure weaponry, guitar, survival tactics (like cannibalism), pokemon (pikachu), long walks after dark aaand vtubers
im excited to hear from you :3

>>76655137
4chan is just a bunch of people expressing what they think, sometimes in an ironic mode, sometimes not. Important to remember it's all a bell curve. Some are so astoundingly retarded it's hilarious, some come to drop a bit of genius insight here because everywhere else bans them for hitting too close to home about something sensitive, and then there's a bunch of midwits bickering with each other over ideas they maybe do or don't believe because (you)'s give them dopamine.

ryoma's story about buying loafers that are too big and then buying a bunch of different insoles to try and make them fit hits too close to home

>>76484055
tired watch anon here, it's time for a week in review!

ANYCOLOR AT A NEW LOW
Anycolor over took Cover in losses today as the stock steadily fell down to 2136 yen (-92), a new low since and the closest we've been to the Rubicon that is the 2110 yen mark. We've now also seen Anycolor lose 44% of their stock's value since Selen's termination.
As we look into this week, it was for the most part uneventful before today. Still, we see a 124 yen loss for Anycolor as we mark a 2nd week in a row for Weekly losses. As mentioned before, the stock for the most part was rather stagnant, with low trading volume and it staying within the 2200 range is has come to call home. However, with today's losses we're now in very unpredictable circumstances. The 2110 barrier has been the equivalent of a dam like the 3000 barrier before the Q3 report, where we get close but never cross it. Don't bring any expectations for next week, it's tough to tell.

COVER IN A BOTTOMLESS PIT
Cover stayed around it's lunch break price, but still faces a sharp loss as they close out at 1573 yen (-78) for the week. Also a new low for the stock since February and the lowest since April 21st of last year according to google.
As for the week, this has been nothing short of a absolute catastrophe for Cover. Despite a decent 31 yen increase on Monday, we bore witness to a 310 yen loss in these 5 days. As things currently stand, I believe this week will establish a downward trend. As for how severe the trend, that remains to be seen.

OTHER NEWS:
Trading volumes:
Anycolor: 615k
Cover: 13.2 Million
The NIKKEI fell by -1.17%, giving no favors as the Japan market stagnates.
Surprisingly, the gap between the two have shrunken to 573 yen.

I get home from work, the lights are out in the living room, but for the table lamp by my recliner. The light shines over a nearly empty glass of white wine and my oshi's resting body. It's late, I should have been home hours ago, she waited up for me but passed out from drinking. I can't wait to sleep. My stomach intends to prevent me from doing so, and I would feel lonely in bed without her, so I retrieve from the fridge three Mint Oreos and chocolate milk. I can take my time enjoying them while my oshi snores away. It takes less than five minutes and gives me enough energy to lift and carry my oshi to bed. I'll eat my cold dinner for lunch the next day, it's no big deal. After quickly rinsing the glass and placing it in the dishwasher as quietly as I can, I walk to my recliner.
"Hey," I whisper gently, "are you awake?"
Nothing.
"All right if you don't answer, I'll have a hard time carrying you."
Still not sound save for her breathing. I lean in and hook her legs with my arm, causing her eyes to slowly open and she says "What's this?" and leans forward. I put my other arm behind her back to support her as I lift and say "Grab on," and she wraps her arms around my neck and holds me close. I begin carrying her to our bedroom on the third floor. Sometimes I regret choosing to sleep in the attic space and tonight is one of those times. My oshi is not asleep, but barely awake and asks "What took you so long?"
I reply, "Work stuff, you know."
"You know I worry." She says.
"I know, but soon you won't have to because the project is nearing its end"
"What" she asks, clearly unable to retain any information I would offer anyway. I kiss her. "Goddamn I hate these steps." We are on the second floor landing with one flight to go. "It doesn't matter," I pause "Well it's good news, so that's what matters." At the edge of the bed, where I now stand, I lower my oshi to her side and she lets out a faint "Yay" as sleep overtakes her. I'm not sure if she's celebrating the good news or the comfortable bedding but both are worthy blessings. I drop my pants, shirt, and socks into the hamper before sliding into our bed. I realize she was celebrating the good news because upon entering the bed my oshi immediately motions for me to spoon her, without so much as opening her eyes, by a single hand gesture. It isn't long before we fall asleep cuddling.
Good night, /lig/, I'm going to listen to a stream while I sleep.

>"Those feel good don't they, hmmm?" She says, lust and desire dripping from her voice.
>Anon replies "They are amazing" As he squeezed them, watching his fingers indent in her ass flesh.
>This made Tomoe arch her own back and
let out a deep, throaty, moan.
>Fuck, fuck, FUCK!" She yells as she reaches up to her breasts, kneading them as she continued her assault on Anon, her sweat soaked top, leaking the liquid as she squeezed it. Then another climax hit her, but it did nothing to slow her down.
>"Come on! Breed me! Breed this...whorse!" She says in the middle of her orgasm.
>Anon could only think to himself "Even like this, she still makes a terrible pun..."
>Despite his thoughts, he figured out by now that Tomoe has been afflicted by some kind of heat. Something he thought only happened in certain kinds of stories.
>Nevertheless, his own instincts could not be denied and he tried to thrust against the woman but she would have none of it.
>She then slammed hard against him and pinned the man against the wall so he couldnt move. And turned her head to look at him with fire in her eyes, her pupils still heart shaped
>"No! A commander takes care of her troops...hehe" She says as she then goes back to her bouncing but gripping him even tighter to drive the point home.
>However, he did smack her butt cheeks in protest. Something that got an excited mew and another shove against the wall for his troubles.
>It was not long after this that Anon felt something beginning to swell below the belt. His own climax was approaching and his breath began to quicken.
>Tomoe's ears heard this intake and quickly picked up the pace.
>"Are you gonna cum, anon? Are you gonna let loose your baby batter inside of me?" She says with glee
>He responded with a moan unable to think too clearly at the moment.
>Tomoe could only squeal in delight as she continued, the heat she was drowning in demanded it.
>Anon then felt it, twitching within his balls and member. Soon, despite knowing it was a bad idea and when Tomoe comes to her senses his ass was grass. His body let loose his seed, deep within the horsegirl.
>"Ohhh!" Tomoe said with a moan whole she felt what her body demanded flood into her.
>"I can feel it" She says in joy as another orgasm hit her. "I can feel your seed flooding into me!"
>Her control over her vaginal walls went into overtime. Squeeze, undulating, everything she could to to squeeze every drop out of him as she shook her hips back and forth.
>"Come on, you know where to go." Tomoe says in a lustful but sing-song voice "Turn Tomoe into Mommoe"
>Anon leaned back into the wall as it felt like she was draining his very life from him.
He couldnt help but bury his face in his palms. he knew he was screwed and not in the good way. But it was going to get worse because he heard the doors to the gym open.
>He was balls deep in his CO and someone was gonna see, it was impossible not too. So, in a vain attempt to try and hide. His face stayed hidden in his palms.
>"Tomoe!" Says a strangely familiar voice.
>Anon then slowly slid his hands from his face and who stood next to them was someone he didnt expect.
>Tomoe then turned her head to look at who was beside the two and she said in a cute voice. "Hiiii Manager Tomoe!"
>Anon couldnt believe it he was flabbergasted and said "Manager Tomoe?"
>The woman stood there, crossed armed starting at the horsegirl and then back to Anon.
>"Yes, surprised? We are different people you know."
"Huh...I always thought..." Anon says
>"I know" She replies, but besides that...
>Tomoe then speaks up "Manager Tomoe! I am gonna be a mommy!"
>The human Tomoe lookalike pinches her the bridge of her nose and lets out a sigh. "Tomoe, get off of him, will you?"
>"But he feels so good and he isnt done yet! he will he ready to go in a few minutes!" She replies in protest.
>It was then that Manager Tomoe pulls out a carrot and some apples out of her pockets.
>"if you do, these are all yours" She replies, dangling the produce in front of the tomboy.
>"Mmm, the little ones will need lots of food..." She says as she slowly pulls away from Anon, despite the fast that her grip hasnt loosened at all. Resulting in a loud popping sound when he is finally freed from her.
>"Ow" Anon says quietly
>Manager Tomoe then turns to him and says. "Listen, you are not going get into trouble for this, it's my fault for losing track of her when she's like this. Besides, I loaded those things with morning after pills. She wont even taste em."
>"That's good" He replies as she pulls up his shorts.
>She then leans close to him and with a menacing voice says "This also never happened. She has an image to keep, understood?"
>He could only respond with a frightened nod.
>She then pats his head and smiles before saying "Good"
>Turning to Tomoe she then quickly pulls up her spats and begins to escort her out of the gym while she happily munches on the apples.
>"C ya later, anon!" Tomoe as the two women leave.

The end

>>76407360
I will provide a home for your family in a respectable cottage close to the home that your daughter and I will move into

>>76397042
Idk how you missed it but what she said was
>walking home to brooklyn apartment from urban campus
>crosses busy street
>catcalled by gaggle of construction workers
>seething sheboon witness copes by screaming "she has no ass"
>Lumi visibly struggles not to use the word nigger in her retelling

This is how women brag to each other anon. To translate, lumi said she is hot enough for her mere appearance to inspire enough nigger envy to actively trigger a minor chimp out.
You are citing Lumi's own supporting evidence of the time when a group of people randomly stopped what they were doing to call Lumi hot while completely ignoring a sheboon in close proximity. And the best seething sheboon could think of was to respond by saying "yeah well you only ignored my national geographic style 60lbs lard ass because you prefer conventionally attractive athletic asses for some reason!"

>>76323536
The target story:
>i had something to say...
>i just woke up guys im so sorry
>i was gonna tell you about my target experience that's what i was gonna talk about

>i did eat, i got a sammish

>here's what happened,
>so, i have to move out soon so i wanted to get some boxes but all the boxes were too big to bring home with me
>so i got some trashbags instead
>and the self check out area was completely slammed and so was the cashier register
>they told me to go to Starbucks, i didnt realise you can check out normal stuff there
>was like okay, so i brough my trashbags at Starbucks and i was like, i should also get a drink
>they have this new boba so i had to try it, i have to judge it, it's like a blu- it's like a berry flavor
>they check out my trashbags and i go to the area where you wait for your drink and i just wait and i hear a voice to my left
>and it's an old man and he was like hey miss hey miss
>and he slid over a redbull can and he was like, can you get this for me?
>and he had dollar bills in his hand so i was like, cant you get it yourself?
>he was like naaaaaaah please can you get it for me please...
>the Starbucks people are looking at me and i don't know if they are looking at me like
>>you ARE gonna buy it for that old man, riiight?
>or if they are like
>>you are buying it for that old man?? are you crazy???
>either way they are looking
>im like okay... we both walk to the Startbucks checkout and i give them the Redbull and i buy it for him
>it's like 3.25 or something like that
>i turn over to him and im like, what's your name?
>let's give him a name... Sam
>and im like where are you from, Sam? i like to do this, i like to interrogate them
>he was kind muttering something
>i gave him his Redbull, he gives me 2 dollars
>then i walk back over the drink area
>and im waiting for my drink still and he comes back over and he's like
>>hey can you help me? i just need to look something up
>i was like, sure! okay...
>i just didnt know what to do really
>so, i dont give him my phone but im like okay what do you need?
>and he's looking over my shoulder basically and i was like gweeeehhhhh
>and so i go to the maps app
>>can you search up something enterprises
>i spelled enterprises with an I and he's like
>>it's starts with an E
>he was auto correcting me over my shoulder
>it comes up to like this random airport in Florida and he was like
>>yeah yeah i just need a picture
>i was like should i call someone?
>>no i just need a picture
>so i go to google images and i search it up
>that guy is typing on my phone basically
>just imagine how i felt
>he presses an airplane and he's like
>>oh yeah that's it! zoom in on the number, on the plane!!
>so i zoom it and im like, should i write it down for you? cause i dont know, does he have photographic memory? i have so many questions, when does he have to get to this place? how is he gonna get to this place if he cant even buy a Redbull?? i dont know...
>and his breath was really bad.. man was on a mission
>i zoomed in on the picture of the airplane and he was like
>>okay that's what i need okay
>he was getting pretty close to me so i was like okay... and i scurried off
>and i went behind the escalator area because he was still wondering around
>honestly i dont know, it wasnt that bad he wasnt being weird he just wanted to look at pictures of an airplane but i was just so confused... how are you gonna remember the number how are you gonna get there who are you tyring to see?? why are these dollar bills so perfectly perfect??? i had so many questions

>anyway i go down the escalator because i just wanna leave and im walking im walking and i look back
>and not only do i realise i forgot my drink but i also see him walking so i was like... what are the odds of that??
>so... then i decide im gonna walk somewhere else
[...chat suggest his money might have been counterfeit..]
>anyway... *goes to get the bills and check them*
>i dont know,... im not gonna think too much about it...
>*briefly thinks about tasting the bill uppon being suggested to*
>my first thought was this is probably stripper money or something but now i think it's fake
>*decides to NOT taste it*

>anyway that was my adventure
>i felt kind of freaked out
>all the girlies were in call and face timing with their model and the sun was waning down ...
>so where did i take shelter? I went to IKEA
>i called the girls there, and im like you won't believe where im at...
>i got some snackies
>anyway that was the story, really weird
>i still dont really get it... i dont know...
there was also a confused rant about tall IKEA wokers but this is already too close to the character limit

>>76207763
>That's kinky as fuck.
ok, but good kinky or bad kinky?
would it hit too close to home for her, you think?

>>76184119
Stop being rude with the incel word. Its too close to home

>>76182620
Well she bought a home not long ago so she's getting close to be able to retire and focus on drawing.

I'm surprised that she joined the MC Hardcore event. That's a lot of effort, especially waking up 3AM to play with others.

But it could also mean she's planning to leave and wanted to make some memories before then

>>76157732
Jesus Christ, just kill yourself already you pathetic loser. It's so funny that you opted to respond to me while I was responding to another anon because it struck that close to home
This is like those Danganronpa mindbreaks when put on the spot, fucking hilarious

>go to hobby store
>no kiki rabba wife
>buy figure and paint
>make rabba wife at home
>close enough

my first time even attempting anything remotely close to figure painting

RATE????

>>76133977
He only appears if you bring up cuck shit, guess it hits too close to home

Oh shit, Mio likes black cocks and is probably why she disliked the size queen jokes (little too close to home). Must be why she is traveling to US its so over