/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>41570395
Enter the "Shock Collar YLYL" segment except not for Lia but instead for the Likers. The careful psychoemotional conditioning of the morning activities have effectively primed the "committed" into the full blown Lia experience. This is how Lia turns the viewers own emotional response into a shock collar, creating deep emotional responses, for the sake of teaching the viewer but also for the laughter of her own inner circle (no hard feelings/god you're pathetic). Lia starts to fall apart on stream now giving that slight push into emotional free fall for the properly conditioned. There is a slew of referential content to dig at the user here. The first being the "Empath Queen" commentary of her twitter post failing the viewer for having any emotional response to the chuuba in the first place with the playful Queen dig layered on top. This "quiz" content itself referencing back to the Uke/Seme quiz that primes the entire Top/Bottom unseen inversion of the power dynamic. Lia is in control now and rapidly pushing the slow breakdown. It's beautiful in the way only the kind of carefully cracked menhera like Lia can muster. Promises of alcohol create their own subtle commentary on the social ritual with a beautiful depth of reference to her previous "drunk streams" the Mii-chan inclusion earlier "enough with this behavior" it's own shorter reference to the classical cover of "chat encouraging viewer to behave badly". In the same temporal recall Sex Cat from the past intones "Hot" and Lia really starts to turn on the emotional works. The depth of flavor surrounding the entire experience is outstanding with Lia gradually transitioning into her big teary eyed Karaoke finale. There is a self referential moment in her choice of first song for the set. "The Feels" This is what Lia is really offering the crowd at the moment giving them the full on barrage. Live Twitter updates >>41570564 of double speak saying one thing that doesnt need to be said to denote the inversion. There is a claim to the blame perhaps speaking of the mirrored consequence of the viewer's own actions for knowingly getting invested in Lia to the point where her own projected emotional state can illicit a response in one's own. Second song suicide hit. This is where the shock collar really starts to go off. There are two instances earlier in Part 5. The more important to the overall arch being Lia's use of "keyfabe" giving a subtle tell to the constructed narrative of the events that are currently happening. To better make this point she uses "keyfabe" again with no use of the proper kayfabe to make sure the point is driven home. More importantly to the next moment is the shock collar setting comment "8-9" is too high which is precisely where Lia is about to push things. Suicide song ends with a pitiful moment from the performer, all the intonation and cadence crumbling apart as she allows despair to really grip her. In this moment the Pippa x Lia solidarity is realized. Lia performing Pippa's own words "sometimes I think the thing that would excite you most is if I killed myself on stream" there are agonizing moments of silence from Lia after a pitiful noise. The carefully conditioned psychological prongs are thrumming with energy discharge now. Lia lets the viewer sit in that moment for awhile before launching back into her setlist. There is some other songs being presented but what is most notable is the quality of Lia's voice coming to life for the first time. A beautiful showing of what she's capable of. Then there is more soft disclosure of the kayfabe with a dip into the Needy Streamer Overdose track. Back to big booming Lia voice stirring up the promise of further development and refinement of the things that create the sensation of "Idol appreciation" as more standards are worked through. Lia gives her best and drives home the point with one final rushed breakdown beautifully fleeing the stage with the most convincing of trailing, quavering vocal intentions. All of the feels are pinging off the charts and Lia still has two final engagements to make.
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Vtuber breeding, Pipkin Pippa is the most compatible Vtuberfor humans? Not only is she in the Phase Connect group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Pipkin Pippa is about of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means she's large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Walmart contraceptives, you can be rough with one. Due to her mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Pippa would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with her for hours without getting sore. She can also learn the moves Attract, Rant About MLP, Collab, and Karaoke, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for her to get you in the mood. With her abilities Order Food and Superchat Paycheck, she can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Vtuber comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make Pippa turn white. Pippa is literally built for human dick. Ungodly resilience + high soda pool+ dick sucking lips means she can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

>>32799972
That way is a dead end, if you're not someone who's highly entertaining (which would automatically give you numbers if you debuted under a big corpo).
Most NijiEN aren't that different from run-of-the-mill chuubas. They're unintentionally competing with not just Hololive, but the entirety of the VTuber industry by not having anything that distinguishes them. Hell, they're competing with themselves as well, which leads to all sorts of behind the scenes friction.

Even smaller corpos have some form of identity : Kawaii is GFE central. Phase is Pippa/Tenma, politics + crude jokes. Hell even fucking VShojo has the commonality of "SEX JOKES" as a distinguishing factor. And they don't even fucking collab with each other that much.

When there's a "group identity", you will inevitably get fans who are part of that identity. Which is why even people like Mel or Choco can get huge numbers for their lives, and a decent amount for their regular streams.
Mel and Roboco are not that entertaining alone, but they still have 3k-4k median thanks to the power of the BOX.

Nijisanji in general - and NijiEN in particular - don't have this buff. This is why some of them are actual fucking 3views now. Not a single holo has had a sub 1k median during months that they stream.

>>27069203
>Both would be more like having a withdrawn pet than a wife.
pretty much, lumi could get a job, cook, and shit but its still more of an animal than a woman you could love or have sex with. I wouldnt even let pippa in the front door

>>22940159
>Uruka
Dead bedroom. Will still try to keep distance well into the marriage.
>Michiru
Is a witch, primarily married you for access to potion ingredients, you can't understand anything she says and the only way she communicates is through lewd gestures.
>Nasa
My Nasa lore is weak.
>Iori
Has dozens of other husbands. You get two hours on Wednesday morning.
>Lumi
Will always subtly control you, will only ever let you have an illusion of control in the bedroom. Will mold you into the image she wants. Will turn you into a better man while making you think it was all your decision. A good choice for those with ambition and talent to match it. Very high maintenance.
>Yuri
Will pull a knife on you during an argument. Will use it. Will eat your corpse.
>Lia
Will constantly use zoomerspeak you cannot understand. Will say pog during sex. A pretty normal woman otherwise, though high emotional maintenance. Will be somewhat inattentive to you and your children due to her airheadedness. A decent choice.
>Tenma
Classic Japanese housewife. Doesn't understand intimacy, will control all finances, will not stop working, will have at most one child after much bargaining, will come home drunk constantly.
>Pippa
Incredibly high investment but good reward. Can be bullied/groomed into a good woman but this would need to be done carefully as she's sensitive to criticism. Will require a good amount of subtle reassurance and affection. Will have a variety of health issues. Will either be distant to your children due to fear of screwing up or incredibly overbearing. Will be content due to her past experiences. Will be loyal due to social laziness.

>>17345085
>Lia
Very pleasant, a soft but delightful cranberry scent. Distributed throughout her body well enough that at no point is it overwhelming, but it still very much present.
>Tenma
Strong and harsh. A very floral musky scent, not unpleasant, but very over whelming. You could smell it from the next room over. However in spite of all of that, she's completely clean and it's not masking anything else. It's just how she is.
>Uruka
Nearly odourless. The only fragrance she gives off is a very subtle sweaty smell, but you'd have to get in really close to pick it up.
>Iori
Every inch of her body has been meticulously clean to perfection, with her jasmine scented perfume being applied throughout her body with such precision it would make even the most experienced NASA engineer weep with joy. Every single step of the process done solely to maximise her sheer sex appeal.
>Pippa
The stench of pure B.O and cigarette smoke. You could smell her from a whole city bloke over it's that overwhelming. And dear lord let's not even talk about her breath. That Spongebob episode where Spongebob killed half the city with his disgusting breath? Let's just say it was based on a true story...

>>9553326
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Pippa is the most compatible Pokemon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Pipkin are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Pippa would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Pipkin turn white. Pippa is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
im sure someone can edit it more to make it more applicable to pippa, this was quick and brainless, also not enough of a pokefag