/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>The male vtuber making money from our jokes and memes is now bigger than a lot of actual corpo chuubas.
We need to unionize

>>76329218
Mods unionized

the unionized fans of idol corp demand the following!

1. all forms of lolis listed here >>75547710
(bonus >>74158067 )
2. our merch
3. nude toggles
4. pomf streams
5. official idol onaholes, dragon dildos, and ass mousepads with authentic ass scent from each girl
6. pochi 3.0 redebut that's just a foot cam
7. poko/koko shimaidon ASMR
8. a cure for momo's super AIDS
9. an air freshener for yuko so people stop going ewwwww
10. post IDs on /vt/
>11. a formal declaration of all out war against phase connect
12. coni castrating that one guy
>13. ban shana from all chats and discord for all time
14. make youtube fix their shit and then ban twitch activity forever
15. intrauterine regression ASMR
16. goku in idol ES
17. juna must do GFE as junny for at least 1 whole week and isn't allowed to be mean until it's over
18. coni must change her name to cunny permanently and change the emote back to :coniUoh:
19. mandatory lovense sponsorship streams for all the girls, including rin
20. filter all TTS to "I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE"
21. fund an academic study to find out if "roca rourin" actually means "rock and rolling"
22. an idol moms generation
23. rehire zoey into an official tribute liaison position and make her do a naked dogeza for blocking my eye tracker submission
24. all male managers must be chemically castrated
25. conversion therapy for carnies
26. have a mossad hit squad on standby for any neighbors that are noisy or complain about noise
27. communications / through all official channels / must be haiku form
28. allocate project funds to buy off divegrass refs
29. a 2 hour long Idol Corp movie animated by hard-degen with official voice acting
30. a daily med regiment for each girl including antidepressants and vitamin D
31. instant rangebans for anyone using randomized filenames
32. oyakodon asmr from literally anyone
33. binky toggles for all idol talents with a mandatory minimum of 1 binky stream a week
34. fanbox accounts for spaghetti stirring ASMR
35. rin must stream as both herself and rinako on a permanent basis
36. no more 5 way overlap followed by 18 dead hours
37. weekly crowdsourced smegma rations for katta
38. circumcisions for anyone that reports for #37
39. a third surgery for momo to fix what the second did
40. a party hat toggle for coni with a rule that she must clownmaxx at least once a week with it, the nose, lipstick, and puffs
41. an idol brand korean/mexican fusion shawarma truck
42. a helmet for lala
43. a 4 way no holds barred cage match fight to the death between meicaschizo, yukoschizo, kattaschizo, and myself
44. an idol strip poker tournament
45. a cash prize for best poster in each thread
AT. ban all numbers past this point
AU. fuyo and coni do a collab asmr where they compete to be called the goodest good girl by the listener by trying to out pamper each other and eventually start defensively accusing each other of being a more masochistic bottom and also at some point they end up swapping shticks to mock each other and fuyo starts going honk honk and coni starts saying yoyoyo and making weird goblin noises and then it escalates to kissies which is too embarrassing for coni to do at first until fuyo taunts her about not being a good girl if she can't give kissies and then coni immediately escalates to ear licking and then the next like 10 minutes is them playing tug of war trying to suck the listener's brain out of their respective ear and then at the end a winner is decided and the loser gets harapan'd with a full bladder and pisses themselves and then the winner gets too cocky and bratty about winning and gets corrected with also getting harapan'd into pissing themselves and this scenario is only going to become more evil and foul until they actually do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>75770974
>>75684492
JJ Watt anon here, it's time to close out for the night.

ANYCOLOR IS JUST AVERAGE
Despite the initial wave of support due to Cover's financial report, Anycolor only had a rather decent day. They're closing out at 2365¥ (+47). In my opinion, these are rather underwhelming numbers. I would've thought that they would at the very least see around 70-100 yen increase, not a sub 50 one. Regardless, Anycolor seems to at the very least have stop the bleeding from Feb/March for now. We may finally be seeing a process of recovery for them.

COVER CORP SKYROCKETS DESPITE TROUBLES.
Cover Corp still closes out on a huge gain today, closing out at a rallying 1995¥ (280). The stock despite it's strong gains, had a harsher downturn than expected as we closed out. However, I believe that this won't matter just yet. There's gonna be a lot of selling and buying over the next few days, and we won't know what the general trend will be for not only Cover, but Anycolor as well.

OTHER NEWS:
Here are today's trading volumes
Anycolor: 861k
Cover Corp: 24.3 Million (This is the 4th highest day in their history.)
The gap between the two stocks have shrunk significantly, it is currently 370¥.
Anycolor board has been rather boring, one guy has been trying to say that Q4 is fine because Anycolor expects it to be their biggest year (lmao), but Bonniver's graduation did had a passing mention as well as a certain dramatuber's video about the 4loko incident reached them.
Something probably got mentioned in the Cover forum, but you'll catch me unionizing before I'm forced to check so many translated messages this late at night. Someone else can go on a scavenger hunt there.

the unionized fans of idol corp demand the following!

1. all forms of lolis listed here >>75547710
(bonus >>74158067 )
2. our merch
3. nude toggles
4. pomf streams
5. official idol onaholes, dragon dildos, and ass mousepads with authentic ass scent from each girl
6. pochi 3.0 redebut that's just a foot cam
7. poko/koko shimaidon ASMR
8. a cure for momo's super AIDS
9. an air freshener for yuko so people stop going ewwwww
10. post IDs on /vt/
>11. a formal declaration of all out war against phase connect
12. coni castrating that one guy
>13. ban shana from all chats and discord for all time
14. make youtube fix their shit and then ban twitch activity forever
15. intrauterine regression ASMR
16. goku in idol ES
17. juna must do GFE as junny for at least 1 whole week and isn't allowed to be mean until it's over
18. coni must change her name to cunny permanently and change the emote back to :coniUoh:
19. mandatory lovense sponsorship streams for all the girls, including rin
20. filter all TTS to "I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE"
21. fund an academic study to find out if "roca rourin" actually means "rock and rolling"
22. an idol moms generation
23. rehire zoey into an official tribute liaison position and make her do a naked dogeza for blocking my eye tracker submission
24. all male managers must be chemically castrated
25. conversion therapy for carnies
26. have a mossad hit squad on standby for any neighbors that are noisy or complain about noise
27. communications / through all official channels / must be haiku form
28. allocate project funds to buy off divegrass refs
29. a 2 hour long Idol Corp movie animated by hard-degen with official voice acting
30. a daily med regiment for each girl including antidepressants and vitamin D
31. instant rangebans for anyone using randomized filenames
32. oyakodon asmr from literally anyone
33. binky toggles for all idol talents with a mandatory minimum of 1 binky stream a week
34. fanbox accounts for spaghetti stirring ASMR
35. rin must stream as both herself and rinako on a permanent basis
36. no more 5 way overlap followed by 18 dead hours
37. weekly crowdsourced smegma rations for katta
38. circumcisions for anyone that reports for #37
39. a third surgery for momo to fix what the second did
40. a party hat toggle for coni with a rule that she must clownmaxx at least once a week with it, the nose, lipstick, and puffs
41. an idol brand korean/mexican fusion shawarma truck
42. a helmet for lala
43. a 4 way no holds barred cage match fight to the death between meicaschizo, yukoschizo, kattaschizo, and myself
44. fuyo and coni do a collab asmr where they compete to be called the goodest good girl by the listener by trying to out pamper each other and eventually start defensively accusing each other of being a more masochistic bottom and also at some point they end up swapping shticks to mock each other and fuyo starts going honk honk and coni starts saying yoyoyo and making weird goblin noises and then it escalates to kissies which is too embarrassing for coni to do at first until fuyo taunts her about not being a good girl if she can't give kissies and then coni immediately escalates to ear licking and then the next like 10 minutes is them playing tug of war trying to suck the listener's brain out of their respective ear and then at the end a winner is decided and the loser gets harapan'd with a full bladder and pisses themselves and then the winner gets too cocky and bratty about winning and gets corrected with also getting harapan'd into pissing themselves and this scenario is only going to become more evil and foul until they actually do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>75601627
Next you'll say mods should unionize

I'm putting together a list of demands to be sent to aviel on behalf of the unionized idol fans! starting with the dedicated loli list (doing both immediately today):

>1. a chubby loli
2. an oppai loli
3. a brown chihuahua loli
4. a nugget loli
5. a hag (loli)
6. a loli wearing white tights
7. a loli with tanlines
>8. a loli with visible thong straps
9. a slime loli
10. another chubby loli except EN this time
11. Gawr Gura
12. the idea of Nanobites (she never actually joins but it seems like she will every debut)
13. standing blowjob height loli

JOSHUS MUST UNIONIZE, DEATH TO THE KOYO BOURGEOISIE

They're unionizing while you're asleep dinoman...

The Latinx are unionizing

>>74991771
>unionize
>japanese corpo

>>74989934
I don't really have any confidence that Niji's going to improve things for the better. The best thing for everyone is to just get out. They should try and unionize for better treatment, really. If they win, then things improve. If they don't? Then they get fired. Which is still a win lol.

>>74761497
Smol Ame please I beg you, lend me some of your burden. We'll have to unionize the writers at this rate.

>>74510946
The design also needs something useful for recognizing it, and you still be simple with something easy to cosplay but just add colors different enough for the cosplayers to know that they really are putting something together and not just unionizing random apparel and saying that they are X. Besides his bandana young naruto has a runner set thats orange, rock lee is just green sweater and leggins, luffy is red dress with bmue shorts and straw hat, goku and krilin are orange aikido suit, yor is red big sweater, spike spiegel is messy blue suit. Colors are a biiig thing when it comes to sticking out.

>>74307863
british chuubas are unionizing

Why don't the monster unionize and hunt the hunters instead?

>>73985776
And people wonder why vtubers don't (can't) unionize.

it has occurred to me that the list of demands for idol corp on behalf of the unionized fans is becoming unsustainable, and thus I have decided to move all loli related demands to their own dedicated and expanded list. I will update this less frequently and dead link to it in the general list of demands.

1. a chubby loli
2. an oppai loli
3. a brown chihuahua loli
4. a nugget loli
5. a hag (loli)
6. a loli wearing white tights
7. a giantess loli
8. an onahole loli
9. a futa loli
10. a cowgirl loli
11. an AI robot loli
12. a loli wearing fishnets
13. a loli with tanlines
14. a loli with a 1ft+ long tongue
15. a zombie loli
16. a hag that wants you to fuck her loli daughter
17. a fed loli
18. a loli with visible thong straps
19. cojoined twins lolis
20. a feral raised by wolves loli
21. a loli pregnant with another loli
22. a retarded (but actually) loli
23. a slime loli
24. a magician loli
25. a duel master loli
26. a 3rd world civil war surivivor ptsd loli
27. a blind loli
28. a ghost of a historical figure possessing a loli
29. a serial killer loli
30. a piercing and tattoo covered alt loli
31. a loli wearing short shorts
32. an official licensed property loli
33. a loli rin

I wanted more Unionized Donkey fanart…

>>73847506
>the donkeys are unionizing now
This is fucking bullshit man

>>73632313
they're unionizing. for better treatment.

>>73596946
Yeah, New Yorks and their pesky unionized workers.

>>73516242
plot twist:
-they are BFFs
-it was an elaborate plan to implode the tyrannical management and use the loss of control to unionize
-Tazumi is still not fulfilling demands so Elira positioned streams to summon Doki's pimp hand for a Third Impact on Nijisanji. now with actual lawsuits

Shiori's non-unionized Mexican counterpart, Shiori Telenovela