/vr/ - Retro Games

dibs

>>1903742
and another nickel for the jar

>>1881242
i'm going to start a jar
and put in a nickel
every time someone asks "wheres hdoom news!"

with luck you vros will make us millionaires yet

>>1835531
we certainly would be interested
but keep in mind we are kind of picky about dudes
still, if you'd like to help out and you have irc
let mike12 in #vr know
he's the project leader so he'll give you the rundown on everything

he's asleep at the moment, though
so you might need to stick your dick in his ear
or his butt

>>1835509
>>1835506
yup

>>1809095
just an fyi
i already checked with the dude
and he is cool with people using these for any hdoom mods

>>1800320
we left lump authentication off for a reason
if you guys have any custom designs/sounds that you wanna use
put them in hdoom to replace the sprites and you won't get kicked out of servers

since not everyone is going to have the same tastes we do
we want to make modding for it very easy

you're on your own making sprites for it though

>>1797574
>Anyone heard about incoming updates?
we're working on the next creatures
can't say anything more
won't have anything to show for a while
but progress is happening

these are just the creatures that are difficult to sexify
so we're at the point where we're talking designs
showing them
then going "hell no" and deleting them
and starting again

we are dedicated to giving your boner the finest experience possible
we will not settle for anything less than 100% erection material

>>1784998
>What are some good examples of non standard climaxes
here
this should help

>>1774694
i am on strike against any further coding until this is included to appease my medieval woman fetish

>>1750565
but i like not being banned

>>1750549
i like that i censored out her nips and you turned it into a sexy corset thing
mike, can we keep him?
it's like the reverse midas touch, everything he touches turns into boners

>>1749567
fighting games, soulcalibur 4 and street fighter 4 so far
japanese fightgaem actresses always sound like they're doing porn if you close your eyes

>>1749192
welp

>>1748962
tentative
last we checked the robe deviated too much from the archvile design
but at the same time we'd like something a little different than just "monster with tits and hair"

may include glasses, since she's the "ara ara ufufufu~" type

>>1742513
for the record
i top

>>1719498
hello, gorgeous
tell me, would you like a wad to call home

>>1695239
we already have chinese tony danza (the voice behind brutal doomguy) lined up
if he doesn't come through tho then we'll hit you up

>>1695079
a few ideas
hanging body actors could be replaced with dakimakuras
cut open bodies on wall textures could be replaced with posters for hentai/ecchi/moe anime because we're /a/spies
those spine pillars could be replaced with stacks upon stacks of uhhhhhhhhhhhhh dildos maybe

if all else fails and we run out of ideas
>>1695076 is the simplest/easiest way to go

>>1695057
yes
that's one of the big priorities for me at least
though it turns out doom's textures are a little more difficult than thought

i thought it was like
one graphic and then you slap it on the wall
so we just replace the graphic and everything's good
turns out no
a bunch of doom textures are made up of little graphics put together into a new graphic
WHAT THE HELL I WANTED TO BE LAZY
NOW I HAVE TO DO ACTUAL EFFORT FOR THIS

>>1694998
not for a while, unfortunately
if we do weapon replacements, they'll be an optional addon
and the bfg will be a book of romantic poetry
and then after that, maybe extra weapons

i might see if i can wriggle it in as the ultimate weapon for "boss battles" in the VN

>>1694948
>>1694951
there may be some cute/flat/smaller demongirls for later on, but explicitly underage depictions are a no

mystical is a fan of loli tho so maybe in the future he'll usurp control from mike in a grand battle to the death and turn this into h/d/oom

>>1694954
if you look inside hdoom's pk3, we don't have lump protection
at the moment it's incredibly easy to replace sprites/sounds with whatever silly or sick fetish appeals to you
if someone hosts it online
you can even join in with your modified sprites/sounds and play alongside them without getting kicked out
if you even want some stupid power fantasy with guns and whatever, you can even load it with other weapon mods

pretty much the only thing we're actively putting our foot down on is brutal doom support

>>1694906
i really like this idea
but in the end i'm just a codemonkey, so i don't have much input on the designs of the girls

that being said
i'll bring up the idea to mike and mystical and hopefully they're good with it

>>1694778
>>1694790
mike and mark had a big falling out
mike wanted to do something different
something that hadn't been done well in doom before

decided to go the exact opposite of brutal doom
instead of something gritty, edgy, and FUCK YOURSELF, it would be silly, lighthearted, and LET'S FUCK
instead of blood, guts, anger, and brutality, it would be squirtguns, babes, fun, and snuggling
instead of completely revamping doom's balance, we would do some tweaks to make it more fast-paced but still mostly vanilla

he came to me with this picture and asked how possible it would be to have a "fuckality" instead of "fatality" system
i had shit all else to do so i decided to learn decorate/acs and set up a test build
he did some sprites replacing the hell knight

viola
hdoom was born

it's less than a year old so i guess you're all pedophiles

>>1694813
>>1694820
yes
the plan is to replace all monsters