/vr/ - Retro Games

Jesus christ what is this shit

I came here looking for a POTION, and they give me a space dildo-heala-tron.

aw shit we metroid now

It's time for SEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAoh fuck it's an RPG.

Just kidding, I think this will be good. Never played PS actually.

Something doesn't feel right about this sentence at all.
Still, I think that the devs did the best they could with such a shitty license. If the sneaking actually worked, it would've been a decent game.

Wasn't he supposed to melt in this shit himself?

So I got through the mansion, and found Doom after being kicked to the beginning a few times.

And he has a tank that shoots Dip and destroys floor tiles.
If I don't cap his arse fast enough, I won't be able to move around.

The forest was a dead end with a locked mansion at the end.

So I went back and checked the anomalous warehouses, turns out one of them was different, containing a fucker with a machine gun.

I survived the boss fight with half a heart. Hope they won't make me get out of here like that.

Also, according to the messages, this should be the final stage. I damn right hope it is. (not that this game is as bad as I expected it to be, it's a Capcom game after all, it's just fucking boring and the stealth parts are very glitchy)

Oh fuck it's Donkey Kong.

Scratch that, make it five doors.

In Scene 5, our wabbit encounters a space time anomaly as two warehouse doors lead to the same map, with items taken in one disappearing in the other as well.

>>1056825
They didn't let me use the gun but I got lucky anyway.

Fuck.
The game throws you straight into a car chase with whatever weapon you were holding at the time, with no way to change it.

Needless to say, it's not possible to punch him with all those bombs he's throwing.

Here's Johnny!

On another note, I have half a heart left and Eddie's fridge is empty this time.
This is gonna be fun.

So I'm supposed to unchain that talking car or something, with a plot-approved tool no less.
At least I got some running shoes to navigate the ever growing map a bit faster. It's still slow as shit though and I can't use my weapons at the same time.

>>1056774
Sorry. I'll post a trigger warning next time.

10/10 quality writing

>>1056738
Apparently the furfag is always drawn on the bottom. Or is a bottom. I'd rather not know.
I don't want to know what the T stands for in the T. CLUB I'm currently in either - but the bulge in that woman's dress seems to confirm my worries.

>>1056730
So I found the nigga and popped a cap in his ass, as expected.

Finally, a replacement for my government approved non-lethal safety gun.

>>1056169
Thanks, Anon-AD-kun.

I've actually talked to him multiple times before but you have to do it twice in a row without exiting the room, and if you don't have a ticket then the actual streetcar you're supposed to use (pic related) won't even spawn.
What I don't get is, why didn't they make it one conversation? Also, he tells you to hurry and go the first time so the first thing that comes to mind is to go there, not talk to him again.

Still stuck.
Can't find a scan of a manual to check out.

Can someone watch a playthrough and tell me if it might be a bad dump or copy protection?

I'll take a break here, I'm too tired to decipher retro developer moon logic tonight.

>>1054542
I made the overlay myself. Don't like it? I don't give a fuck.

I'm absolutely out of options. If I follow the tracks and go west, they're going to bust a cap in muh ass for 1.5 hearts each hit, and it they will hit me at least twice if I try to get through.
I'm clearly not supposed to go there on foot, yet there's no streetcar to board even though everyone's telling me to.

>>1054486
>twitch/repdadtar
I'll watch it during my own suffering.
It'll be a shared misfortune.

Fuck, how many more stages of this shit do I have to push through?

Shit. I keep getting myself killed in this place, and every time I die I have to do a lengthy segment with a bunch of walking and talking.

140.85, what should I do?