/vr/ - Retro Games

>>6888594
no
>>6888405
yes

>>6888567
>corset
Invented by judasiam that shamed gluttony.
>can't tell the difference between
Facial chemistry is 90+ percent of attraction for males that are not niggers. And bone size.
>dirndl
?
>name is vagina is evil
Well if you think you were happy screaming as a baby and aren't an antinatalist then you're the fag not me.

>>6888296
I feel that way about books but with games there's not that many great ones. Maybe 500 worth playing over all and I'm greatly pleased with the first 300.

300 days. Do I zoom through them though? No. So it's plenty. 300 weeks is more like and then you play them again once you're done. Also, it's not the only thing I do for fun, so yeah.

>>6888306
I concur.

>>6888319
>a link between worlds doesn't have pink hair and relies on silly gimmick
>botw has no fucken keys I hear
>skyward sword was a scanner darkly, the game
>the ds zeldas were awful
>payware shit all over
>have to stay online

>>6888204
>soc = system on a chip computer
>soc = raspberry pi (often enough)
>20 usd for zero
>other border = normal pis and more expensive pis, 35 and 45+

You'd know this if you did research. The black squares show that the pi is NOT included. It's implied.

>>6888181
Well it does mean something if you simply have the ability to deduce things.

You know, critical thinking skills and all.

>>6884283
>this will never be a level
>>just fuck my eyes up

>>6888170
You take the coins and add their lives to yours.

Wouldn't you be silently wishing to die anyway?

>>6887992
Tingle is clearly gay though as is this image.

>>6888136
It lists random notes on what it is about and also it's price.

>70 usd case
>20 usd system on a chip
>7 usd micro sd cart

>>it's hard to set up

>awful buttons due to no shoulder and only one analog
>lacking ram
>some don't have proper operating systems that disallow adding of roms easy with powkiddies such as to it's right the 150 usd ds tier one is known to fuck you over with it's firmware and malware but does have shoulder buttons hence the arrow usage

It's self explanatory. No?

Also the 700 usd win10 might have been an exaggeration, though win10 is bloated spyware.

>>6888096
No research is needed on 9 ll the second.

>oh noes PANIC x thing BAD is happen
>don't you want your rights taken away so you can FEEL SAFE again?

>>6884725
I don't know. Take it up with my doctor.

But I'm not spamming threads. I'd put more effort into them if I were even allowed to make them (for years Hiro has 'no thread allowed' spammed my area).

>>6884639
Oh it's the same alright.

>>6887934
>orange skin
>lazy shaded boot

[insert okay boomer meme here]

I agree that cgi killed anime but early nes character drawings were 1000% shit.

>>6888023
I rent wifi from a library, some give out hotspots.

I make my own booze from sugar and baker's yeast and various fruit juices.

If homeless i'd hunt bees and take their combs to make booze, as yeast is everywhere. I'd first get an android that could a larger sd card (micro) and pay some private trackers and vpn and such to get lots of tv shows if I were to live in the woods without Internet's social aspects. TV shows and gaming while drinking and reading (or listening to audio synthesised books I made into txt files (using calibre ahead of time)). That could be comfortable if I had enough water. I can't go without an ac nor bathroom. I have a habit of showering twice a day and also fleet enemas due to anal masturbation. So if not for those two things I'd already be homeless using my various strategies to survive. I've gotten away with shoplifting before. Just don't hit the same place twice and don't take a lot, only essentials.

Now days even food is getting tagged to make alarms go off though, not just electronics.

Society is faggy as hell.

I used to walk out of books a mill with shit stuffed into my jacket lining, sex ed books, back in foster care.

The point is, never let them tell you what to do all in all. There's many options. No porn? Fap to sex ed books. Those weird self help books had a lot of, well, weird shit in them. You'd be surprised. Then again it was the early thousands. Stole those right along with peanut butter.

>>6888023
salt for brushing teeth, steal brushes and floss out of a dollar section and no one would care as it's not a felony until it adds up to grand larceny, of which is 500 usd or more to be a felony charge. No one will add up you doing that hundreds of times. Then again if pigs want to they're above the law and all, and with 9 ll the second that vi u r uz got being homeless fucked, so you'd have to be in the woods sleeping. your go-bag could have a tent, but the dirt would piss you off pretty fast that'd get all over it.

Anyway, i live with the parents but at first made money via a foster care scholarship that gave me actual money to live on. Last time it was over a k a month, back in the early thousands, but I've been neet for a long time. After that i moved in with the faggot parents. I donate plasma if desperate for money, though my bpm are usually too high. Also I have hypertension, either things would get you deferred.

It's fine if not for how much I want to kill my father and take his savings and live in the woods with them for the past several years. I've added up camping supplies to avoid this white knuckled scenario. I want a gun and a motorcycle and helmet. I wish solar powered motorcycles were a thing but oil go (((brrrrrrrr)))

>>6888023
>s s i (takes years to get on)
>homeless while donating plasma (can get 200ish or 300ish usd per month but they reject a ton and it's not healthy)
>live with relatives
>steal shit to survive and pawn them (or use c r a i g s l i s t to sell them with 'fake' email you make with no or 'fake' number (such as using a v o i p application))
>just beg for cash while homeless
>if female get shacked up or marreid
>if girly female that passes get rich via porn then retire
>buy and sell things under the table until you become a landlord

Last is god-mode and faggy as hell and requires you to be a good businessman that always buys something for 1 dollar and sells it for 2. Infinite money. Rent one property, screw over the tenants by never fixing shit then use profits to buy another property, and so on and so forth.

It is possible to mix various methods.

There are other various methods that niggers use such as trading e b t for real money at half the price of the actual value.

*Spaced to avoid w e b c r a w l e r s.

Another thing people do is sell weed but at that point you're in no way a neet. Really neither is the god-mode kike-option really neet and also unrealistic in comparison to dude weed selling by the by, of which even with dude weed you'd probably make less than if you had ssi BUT ssi rejects 50 percent of all claims statistically, and worse it is in Alaska.

Blah blah blah.

Here's a rhetorical scenario that I personally like: live out of go-bag on motorcycle using not but your e b t, siphoning gas as you go across the country, as motorcycles don't always require insurance in random states if you wear a helmet. The amount of gas they use won't be all that much missed either. While Obama let e b t be put back on a time limit, if you're applying for s s i you can be a special circumstance, and all you need is that really. If adequately conservative you could make your own soap using wood ash and tallow you get out of the food you ate. [comment long]

>>6886560
underrated comment

>>6886836
>being gay enough to care about (((flashbacks)))

>>6881639
>lol they have to reply because his name is Metroid not samus XD

okay but sage

It's to be quiet though. Shoes clop.

>>6885183
It was probably the very first emulator I saw used on some win9x computer.

>>6882894
>all that shit I'd never play

Nor did I. Perhaps it means that the fans of those consoles didn't have the mental capacity nor inclination to copyright infringe, hence the success?

>>6886898
It's the Legend games.

>>6887269
It's her moaning and oOF noises actually.

Not everyone is a nigger for the ass shapes. She could have been made pixie and people would have only had harder dick for it, but then again maybe it's a black audience. That'd make sense.

It's the black culture. I agree. Or else she'd be like a normal pale pixie girl.

Yep. It's on account of niggers.

>>6884224
Ironic.

It is a false flag. Get over it.

>>6887895
>wrong image

fug

>>6887891
>soon

I was going to post a female version of Link but meh'd. For all I know they already did it as an option anyway.

I'd play as Zelda and or a female Link.