/vr/ - Retro Games

>>4622478

>>4615413
>Pokemon STARTED as a trading card game

>>4442806
>Half the cast does nothing
>Second half is boring wannabe open-world with no character development
>Shitty sprites that barely look a step up from the NES games
>The villains are MCU villains before the MCU who just wisecrack 24/7 (octopus soup XD) except for Kefka who is just the Joker for hipsters
>All the dungeons look the same and are a snorefest
>Way too easy even without boring grinding like fighting 255 battles with the cursed shield
>You can't activate your limit breaks unless you're under 1/16 health and use attack, which the game never even explains
>Most of the abilities like Runic are useless as fuck and even the "useful" ones like blitz stop mattering when you unlock the espers
>Full of innumerable glitches like Psycho Cyan and one that even got me stuck when I phased past a guard in Locke's mini-mission
>Seriously even the fucking blind status doesn't work because it was programmed by a Korean child locked in a cage in one week, even FF1 and 2 had better coding
>Muh gods JRPG cliche shit
>When you're fighting a human enemy who should be the same height as you, they're 3 times taller because they drew it like that
>The voices make me want to kill myself, Kefka's laugh is grating to the ears and Celes' singing made me want to break my SNES. I can't believe people bitch about everyone only caring about Kefka's laugh because of Sonic.exe, why the fuck would you want to reclaim that disgraceful sound effect?
>Edgy characters like Shadow (lel he'd slit his momma's throat for a nickel so cool ecks dee)
>You can kill undead bosses with a single Phoenix Down, what the hell is the point?
>Speaking of glitches, you can just one-shot literally everything in the game with vanish + x-zone
>Oh look another JRPG where status aliments might as well not exist, even positive ones aren't worth using
>You only get to use General Leo in 1-2 fights and it's pointless regardless
>There's zero point in saving Cid despite the bitch and a half of catching all the fish

>not multiplying nuggets

>>4334538

>>4262529

>>4247613
>Eternal Champions
>master the moves

>>3972961
Obligatory.

>>3938608
Who says I'm dead?

>>3934284
>Dreamcast literally invented DLC

>>3907101
>le ikaruga is a puzzle game meme

>>3897549
>Sean Connery
>George Lazenby
>Roger Moore
>Timothy Dalton
>Pierce Brosnan

>>3820708
I think I'm obligated to post this.

>>3804271
>I'm too dumb to realize that referring to an entire genre by a movement mechanic ubiquitous across virtually all of gaming is vague and moronic

>>3753907

>>3732925
>not knowing the key to being rich: never spending your money

>>3725452
Thought that was the name of the remake of the NES game but I haven't touched the series in 10 years now so

>>3715507
>isn't anything older

>mfw /v/babbies can't handle the fact that today's games are shit

>PS2
>good
I want /v/ to leave and take their shitty refuge thread with them.

>>3633292
>what is a manual?
>>3633294
>No, it's not a meme
>Just look up the gameplay on YouTube.

>>3628057