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this any good?

>> No.9917693

Despite being an American game, the title and character design scream 80s/90s Eurojank.

>> No.9917694

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBS5Z9H5HhY

Obscure Floigan cameo at 0:18

>> No.9917708

>>9917694
0:18
uno floigan

>> No.9917714

any chance somebody could drop a dime?

>> No.9917717

>>9917672
someone post the edit

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>>9917714
>>9917717
ayo, real quick,
lemme drop a dime on ya...

we name is Floigan, that's F to da N,
we come talkin' bout bidness, cuz we ain't no fren

we got dogs in da yard, and a big ol' spliff,
bouta pipe down some shawtys with dem big ol' hips

we got Colt in the can, and a 9 in the hand,
and now it's bout time ya hear da master plan...

we come from the past, to bring some news,
"Floigan Bros. here to fight the jews!"

with muscle, wit and Floigan force,
we return from '01 to correct the course

but we can't do it, not without you,
and not without the man who said Floigan will do

Bernie lookin' down, guardian angel,
saw the future in us when we was still on the table

casting dreams, on a Moigle and a meme,
Big Bern and SEGA brought Floigan to da team

and now it's time, that we done some work,
the junkyard's closed and we loadin' the hurt

the jews on the run, early passover,
it's bout time for Mario to move over

now the dream is cast, and we sellin' out,
but we ain't leavin' on a single doubt

the plumber's dead, and Bernie too,
but the future is bright for Floigan and the crew...

word.

>> No.9917727

Floigan is forbidden on /vr/

>> No.9917773

How many people played this back when it was still current? I remember seeing a magazine preview and/or ad for it and thought it looked horrible.

>> No.9917778

>>9917672
Frank Welker is a national treasure

>> No.9917792

>>9917714
It's fine. Just checking, you know what dropping a dime means right? It's referring to snitching on someone, on a payphone, at the cost of a dime.

>> No.9917803

>>9917792
yes, so could you please drop a dime and tell me about the floigan bros. who ain't no fren?

>> No.9917805

Was this sega's answer to Mario bros

>> No.9917807

>>9917805
>"Floigan will do for Sega what Mario did for Nintendo" - Bernie Stolar

>> No.9917810

>>9917672
post the edit already

>> No.9917812

>>9917803
I suppose my confusion lies with not having much scandalous things to say about it. It's farcical in nature and if that's not your thing then avoid it.

>> No.9917813

>>9917803
He doesn't get it. He's not part of the floiggang.

>> No.9917817

>>9917812
i dont know if you were here for floigposting, but "dropping a dime" refers to the floigan bros. informing you of their own illegal activities, which involve killing mario

>> No.9917821

>>9917717
>>9917810
>>/vr/thread/9917672
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9917827

Tyrese Floigson here; professional actor, model and hip-hop recording artist. You might remember me from my roles in blockbuster summer hits such as "2 Fast 2 Furious" and "Baby Boy", or my vocal work in the 1994 Coca-Cola commercial, "Always Coca-Cola". I got a call the other day from a good friend of mine, Floig Jones Jr. He said there's been some serious anti-floiganism going on around here. I think my floiga Floig J already had a talk whichu 'bout this, but I just wanted to weigh in and offer my two cent: you gotta know, racism ain't cool, floiga; 'specially not anti-floiganism. Floigans is good people, and they ain't never hurt a fly. I don't know where all these negative connotations and what not be coming from, but it's gots to be stoppin' right now, yo. We all needa to come together and find a resolution to our issues without resorting to hatred and violence. If we all work together, we can live a peaceful, prosperous life on this here earth... and ain't that what we all really want? Just a little peace? I once had a friend named Paul, he's at peace now. We all need to be more like Paul. Let's just work together and figure this out, you dig? By the way, make sure to check out my boy Rob Floigdek's newest season of Floigdiculousness, airing tonight 8/7c on Floigcast TV. Don't miss it.