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I dare you to find a game with a funnier name.

>> No.9914481
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>>9914474
This makes me think of laying axe wounds. You know, crushing pussy.

>> No.9914490
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So this is power of Sega, wow

>> No.9914505
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>> No.9914510
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>>9914505
I own this game, for some reason

>> No.9914520

Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
The Magical Realms of Tír na nÓg: Escape from Necron 7 – Revenge of Cuchulainn: The Official Game of the Movie – Chapter 2 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa,

>> No.9914527

"Cookie's Bustle" is pretty funny

>> No.9914534
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>>9914510
You forgot you had Dementia?

>> No.9914564

>>9914474
Ballz 3D and Mr. Nutz are kind of funny

>>9914490
I think this one wins the thread though

>> No.9916753

>>9914474
Barkley: Shut up and Jam: Gaiden

>> No.9916863

>>9914534
Lol

>> No.9916868

>>9914490
>official sega seal of quality

>> No.9917634
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>MC is a monkey
>He's named Spanky.

You figure out the rest.

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>> No.9917647

>>9914474
Peter Shilton's Handball Maradona

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>> No.9917747

>>9914490
>$59.99
>adjust for inflation since 1992
>$129.71

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>> No.9917845
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/thread

>> No.9917850
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6 Inch My Darling

>> No.9917898

>>9917845
Such a weird angle for what is really just a pac-man clone.

>> No.9917921

>>9917747
Kinda realize now why my parents never liked to buy me video games as a kid.

>> No.9917937

Two Crude Dudes

>> No.9918062
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>>9914474

>> No.9918256
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>>9914474

>> No.9918326

>>9914490
Idk if I was meant to read this in Vargs voice, but I did.

>> No.9918332

In the course of my career as a vidcon specialist (my own coinage, spend it wisely), I have never seen such blatant and frankly sickening ignorance as that exhibited by the "people" (if, in fact, they are homo sapiens at all, as their intelligence implies elsewise) that claim that Zelda is not an RPG. There is nothing that Shigeru "Shiggy" Miyamoto could possibly do to make the vidcon any more of an RPG as it meets every single criterion for being one, particularly that it takes place in an imaginary realm with a fantastical beastiary, the damsel villain ratio is at or above standards, and that the core emphasis of the gameplay is on bedazzling all foes with impeccable swords and sorcery. Furthermore, this line of thought can be extended to all vidcons in which the player controls a character (hence, roleplaying), though I cringe slightly at the thought of such mundane vidcons as Madden being RPGs, as they do not even include exotic weaponry such as the tonfa.

>> No.9918337

>>9918332
tl;dr

>> No.9918459

>>9914505
I would much rather forget about this game.

>> No.9918470

>>9914474
lol

>> No.9918478

>>9918062
Genuinely incredible game.

>> No.9918507

>>9917845
>me classic

>> No.9918586

>>9918478
it had me laughing from start to finish. shit is ridiculous.

>> No.9918603

>>9917898
Probably the point. Take a bland rehash, and instead of marketing it as such, give it a shocking title and a spooky, enticing cover image

>> No.9918604

>>9917634
he also has blue balls

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>>9914474

>> No.9918630

>>9917921
Especially since inflation is understated and it was really quite a bit more than that

>> No.9918643

>>9917752
Lolwhat

>> No.9918668
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>>9914474

>> No.9918683

>>9917731
That's a name so good that the contents could never live up to it.

>> No.9918689

>>9918478
Agreed.
Shame about what happened to the sequel.

>> No.9918693

>>9917850
>green ratings label
I guess that 6 inches is not enough

>> No.9918703

>>9918643
It's a fake.

>> No.9918721

>>9914474
Don't Shit Your Pants.

>> No.9918749
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>>9914474
Universal Nuts

>> No.9918762
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do you have a tornado or something like that during the game hahaha

>> No.9918775

>>9918762
crack cocaine can alter your perception of a snooker match

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>> No.9918959

>>9917634
>>9918604

Let's not forget he's clutching a phallic fruit on the cover.

>> No.9918985

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HN5Vi5jyMY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Gjeii7iQE

>> No.9919080

>>9917634
this game is absolute trash but holy fuck the godtier weather channel jams on this OST is just mmmmhmmmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5LIbrLn_IQ&list=PL6BD0435F599197D9&index=1

>> No.9919393

>>9917845
>Shit
What were they thinking

>> No.9919409

it takes brass balls to name your game "shut up and jam" something severely lacking in today's collective gaming landscape

>> No.9919451

>>9914490
>So this is the power of Sega, POW!

>> No.9919603
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>> No.9920748

>>9914490
Game over, everyone go home

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>> No.9921198

>>9918643
MIKE MATeI AT HIS FINEST

>> No.9921284

>>9919603
welcome to the jam

>> No.9921785

>>9918332
an excellent post

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>>9914490

>> No.9922865

>>9919603
What's hacked mean in a basketball context?

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>>9914474

>> No.9923005

>>9922928
i see in this alternate universe the spalding company never thought to combine bballs made of pure slamacite and jamacite into a single bball capable of enabling even the biggest chump to chaos dunk

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>>9914474
This one always got me for some reason. I've thought about making a thread for "best video game subtitles" but I always forget.

>> No.9923450

>>9917845
>Shit
>Eurosoft(ware)
Very fitting

>> No.9923457

>>9918749
That's the second time I've seen "nuts" used like that by Japs (the first being in the Sega Zillion anime as "The White Nuts"). What does it mean in this context?

>> No.9923460

>>9921178
Retard.

>> No.9924737
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>>9914474
F-1 Pilot
YOU'RE KING OF KINGS

>> No.9925617
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This one is pretty amusing, especially in combination with the cover art

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>>9922865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhx35VZZ4ZM

Hacking is a tactic made by teams to intentionally foul a player that isn't good at shooting Free Throws to send him to the Free Throw line. That way, it lowers the team chances to score a basket, rather 2 or 3 points. It is mostly used when teams have already fouled out 5 times in the quarter and therefore any extra foul leads to a free throw and also against Big men (Centers) (6'8 and up) cause they're usually the least talented players to shoot a FT because their angle of shooting is smaller that a guy that would be 5'9-6'7.
It was popularized when Shaq used to play, because he was so dominant, but his only weakness were besides 3-pointers, free throws, he couldn't shoot a FT to save his life so opposite team did it to weaken him. Some did it even for the lulz, like Popovich with the Spurs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S_soY5Jg_Q

tl;dr: You're hacking a Basketball team when you send their shittiest FT player to the FT line constantly during key moments of the game.

>> No.9925836

>>9919080

The "combat" mechanics made it unplayable but the neon-tropical 90s aesthetic were soul. Then again a lot 16-bit platformers had that vibe.

>> No.9927073

>>9925713
No, hack a shaq didn't exist then. In this context it just means fouled, possibly hard. Crying about being fouled/hacked.

>> No.9927406

>>9918689
qrd?

>> No.9928237

>>9914474
Basically the first installment of nba street pretty much

>> No.9929868

>>9925713
I see, thank you very much anon.
>>9927073
Got it.

>> No.9929876

>>9927406
Development was mostly good, shit got rocky and they cancelled it. Shame really cus the plan was to make it have real time combat with shooting and stuff.

>> No.9929879

>>9929876
Ah fuck no. I was wrong. They had a successful kickstarter and then entered development hell.

>> No.9931598

>>9917636
The 90's comic book art style aged like milk.

>> No.9931606
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>>9918803
Fuck yea, the mid-2000s "Inner City" aesthetic. Pic related.

>> No.9932223

>>9921117
Snood'em food'em