Can we have a sexy retro video game advertisement thread?

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Anonymous Sat Aug 10 02:40:42 2013 No.979550 [Reply] [Original]

Can we have a sexy retro video game advertisement thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 02:44:39 2013 No.979556 >>979550 I would hope, but last time I posted that ad it got deleted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 02:50:09 2013 No.979569 I strangely want to play tennis now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 03:13:58 2013 No.979601 I'd take advantage...

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 03:48:59 2013 No.979662 Are the classic Tomb raider ads racy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 03:51:58 2013 No.979669 File: 46 KB, 333x500, 1321606977560.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] inb4 that Bateman playing with his joystick pic...

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 03:58:58 2013 No.979682 >>979669 Now thats racey. Thank you Sega.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 04:01:28 2013 No.979686 File: 29 KB, 460x598, NGPC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 04:02:58 2013 No.979689 File: 106 KB, 896x636, super dynamix.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tennis butts huh

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 04:12:58 2013 No.979707 File: 488 KB, 576x660, 118620-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 04:21:29 2013 No.979727 >>979707 Is that the chick from weird science movie?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 04:21:58 2013 No.979729 >>979550 .>>979669 >dem 90s sexy styles

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 04:22:58 2013 No.979737 >>979727 no too much man face.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 04:25:58 2013 No.979747 >>979669 You need to look at the screen bitch! Don't play wih your eyes closed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 04:25:58 2013 No.979749 File: 178 KB, 634x878, article-1368795-01146C5B000004B0-978_634x878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>979550 Is of course a reference to this infamous photo from 1976.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 04:26:28 2013 No.979752 >>979749 Well duh

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 04:26:59 2013 No.979753 File: 285 KB, 850x1097, 18113001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 04:30:59 2013 No.979762 >>979753 Ha ha ha she looks so embarrassed to be on that picture.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 04:31:59 2013 No.979763 >>979749 Who is that on that picture?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 04:31:59 2013 No.979764 >>979762 She should just be grateful for work, she's not THAT good looking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 04:33:58 2013 No.979768 >>979763 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennis_Girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 04:34:28 2013 No.979769 >>979764 Those neanderthal skulls must be her relatives.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 04:34:59 2013 No.979770 File: 115 KB, 634x975, article-0-0B486D9200000578-851_634x975.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>979763 Your grandmother.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 04:35:58 2013 No.979774 >>979770 That pic makes me sad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 04:39:28 2013 No.979781 >>979753 Is dat retro duck face?

Anonymous Sat Aug 10 04:41:28 2013 No.979784

The post-internet babies among you might be interested to know that for those kids without ready to access to porno, which wasn't exactly common in those days, this was our chief source of wank fodder back before the internet equalized everything. True story.

The Heroes of Might and Magic and Everquest series had ads that I... payed a lot of attention to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 04:43:28 2013 No.979786 >>979784 Why not just buy/steal/find porn mags

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 04:44:28 2013 No.979792 >>979770 I'd still take her on a date.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 04:46:59 2013 No.979795 >>979550 cuter than >>979749

Anonymous Sat Aug 10 04:46:59 2013 No.979796

>>979786

When I was 12 or 13?

Yeah, that's gonna happen. I lived in the fucking ass crack of the bible belt in Ohio. Saw my first porn video at a friends at like 14. Sadly, that's how I learned about how sex works.

But it just wasn't that easy unless you had an older brother with a stash or some shit. Which I did not.

I meant just Might and Magic not Heroes of Might and Magic. Those were turn-based strategy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 04:49:28 2013 No.979802 >>979796 >When I was 12 or 13? I managed it. But I'm British and newsagents were just glad you weren't stealing something expensive like booze or cigarettes so you could get away with a lot.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 04:52:58 2013 No.979815 >>979802 >british Yeah, not the same over here. We don't have nipples in our newssheets. Not that the British are libertines or anything, but I think they're less worried about their kids seeing a boob than people in the bible belt are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 05:00:28 2013 No.979829 Isn't she 17? Is that a big of vag as well?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 05:01:28 2013 No.979832 >>979829 The original was 18. >>979814 Man, pinball was awesome back in the day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 05:07:29 2013 No.979847 >>979770 >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennis_Girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_4Wqm_zhIY

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 05:15:58 2013 No.979862 >>979749 >>979550 So is the girl in the SEGA game ad going commando to?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 05:16:59 2013 No.979868 >>979862 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 05:19:58 2013 No.979870 >>979868 Was the ad made for a Porn magazine or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 05:22:28 2013 No.979872 >>979870 No. It's a parody of Tennis Girl (>>979768) meant to promote a Tennis game.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 05:24:28 2013 No.979874 File: 1.84 MB, 1640x2250, parasite eve.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] parasite eve

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 05:31:58 2013 No.979887 >>979874 I am NOT aroused. In fact, I feel a bit of "cold swimming pool wate"-syndrome coming on. What have they done to my Aya?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 05:35:58 2013 No.979893 File: 734 KB, 1686x2208, flyer1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flyer for arcade game Tattoo Assassins.

Anonymous Sat Aug 10 05:36:58 2013 No.979896

>>979887

Yeah, it's bizarre, I've never seen that ad or any ad featuring Aya in any kind of undress; I always enjoyed that she wasn't that sort of female character, In the game I found her extremely attractive, though.

I think it's an oddly hermaphroditic portrayal, with the mannish jeans and the gun-penis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 05:41:28 2013 No.979902 >>979896 It's got a fan-art/fan-fiction vibe to it.

Anonymous Sat Aug 10 05:50:58 2013 No.979910
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>>979874
This is a bit off topic, but has anyone else in Brisbane noticed there is a strip club with a Parasite Eve image on it?

I have a better photo somewhere for proof if anyone is interested. I took this one off google images.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 05:56:28 2013 No.979916 >>979874 Futa when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 06:02:28 2013 No.979927 >>979753 Fuck this game, the US version is stupid shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 06:07:28 2013 No.979928 >>979896 It is an interesting piece in that regard. She also reminds me of the Major from the Ghost in the Shell TV series.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 06:24:58 2013 No.979951 >>979910 It's not just that PE image (from a PAL CD insert/booklet, right?), the very name of the strip club is borrowed. Mention "Scores" anywhere in the U.S>, and someone will point you in the general direction of a generic strip club.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 06:40:58 2013 No.979968 >>979951 I didn't realize that there was only one Scores in Australia, in fact I'm surprised that there's actually a 'Scores' at all, since as you said, it's a generic name for a strip club in the US.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 07:05:28 2013 No.980002 >>979996 Those boots look pasted on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 07:06:28 2013 No.980003 >>980002 I think they're just not zipped up all the way at the back.

Anonymous Sat Aug 10 07:07:28 2013 No.980004

>>980002

Half of her panties just disappear, too. Either there's some fuckery going on that I don't undestand or somebody worked over this image.

Also:

>English tagline
>advertising the German version

Why would somebody do this? It's not exactly hard to translate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 07:09:28 2013 No.980005 >>980004 thats shadow from the arm

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 07:09:28 2013 No.980007 >>980004 That's not a panty strap, it's the shadow from her arm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 07:10:58 2013 No.980008 >>980005 >>980007 That hadn't even occurred to me. That's one dark-ass shadow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 07:14:28 2013 No.980013 >>980008 it's about the same as the one under the left boot and near the rigth elbow. It was probably lit from above.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 07:17:58 2013 No.980017 >>980013 Goes to show why I was never very good at art class. Thanks for clearing that up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 07:27:29 2013 No.980027 File: 206 KB, 1563x1098, 1367862917159.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one >>973498 and pic

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 07:27:29 2013 No.980028 >>979669 I would have fapped my brains out if that came out in the US. Had to kind of scavenge for that stuff before the internet was a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 07:32:28 2013 No.980031 File: 255 KB, 482x700, sears94.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>979784 >not fapping to the Sears catalog

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 07:42:59 2013 No.980045 >>980031 >That one in the apron They fucking knew.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 07:47:58 2013 No.980053 File: 714 KB, 940x1242, 1370729146270.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 07:47:58 2013 No.980054 >>979753 Why is he making that face? Is he like "WAS GETTING BIT PART OF YOUR PLAN?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 07:53:29 2013 No.980069 >>980053 Oh man, I had one of those adapters. Not the same type, but the same principle. I also played the US version of Sim City with it. Fun times.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 07:58:00 2013 No.980075 >>979893 What a lame ass name...

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 08:01:59 2013 No.980079 File: 77 KB, 558x751, OniAd1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] well, it was sexy enough for me

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 08:02:29 2013 No.980080 File: 94 KB, 507x700, 1301635691645.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Never quite knew what this software was. But I remember circling the ad's number on the magazine's reader service card. As a kid, it felt like I was ordering porn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 08:03:29 2013 No.980081 >>980075 Befitting of a game that would never see the light of day. What do you expect when you tell the pinball division of Data East to make a Mortal Kombat game?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 08:03:29 2013 No.980082 >>980027 Hmmm nice!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 08:04:29 2013 No.980084 >>979753 >Re-Vamp Oh my god I lost it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 08:04:59 2013 No.980085 >>980080 From what I can tell, Interlude was a series of adult text adventures for the Apple II. So yeah, you would have been ordering porn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 08:04:59 2013 No.980086 >>980081 >the pinball division of Data East to make a Mortal Kombat game? Wow... I hope that guy got fired and raped in the ass

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 08:07:30 2013 No.980090 >>980086 >hoping someone to be raped >>>/v/

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 08:10:30 2013 No.980093 >>980090 Metaphorically speaking of course. I know this is /vr/ and we have some standards but come on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 08:29:59 2013 No.980117 >>980004 Look up the history behind that game. Nothing the devs/publishers/producers did made sense. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battlecruiser_3000AD

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 08:48:29 2013 No.980141 >>980117 I always found it ironic that the dev's name is Derek Smart.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 08:49:59 2013 No.980143 >>979669 >nb4 that Bateman playing with his joystick pic... WHo?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 08:52:29 2013 No.980146 >>979796 >implying people in the Bible belt aren't mostly perverted hypocrites I'm a Southern Baptist who likes wearing her Sunday best as much as the next local, but let's not pretend Christians don't consume a ton of porn.

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>>	Princess Sevenleaf !AnVbXjgZco Sat Aug 10 08:59:59 2013 No.980154 Ugh, no. Just because this is the retro board doesn't mean it's okay to be a regressive sleaze. These ads were wrong then and they're wrong now. Polite sage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 09:01:29 2013 No.980156 File: 55 KB, 625x626, careful.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>980154

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 09:03:29 2013 No.980160 File: 41 KB, 500x495, microprose.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want that brunette to sit in my lap so I can stroke dem silky legs while waiting for the 1541 to load.

Anonymous Sat Aug 10 09:06:59 2013 No.980161 [DELETED]

>>980154
How it feels being ugly, lady?

http://www.counselheal.com/articles/1762/20120504/sexual-competition-causes-jealousy-envy-more-women.htm

> Women with a high level of intrasexual competition are more jealous if the rival is more attractive and more envious if the rival is more powerful and dominating.

> Intrasexual competition, as the study defined, is a competition between same sex people trying to keep access to the opposite sex.

> The studied defined jealously as “a threat or loss of success in a relationship due to interference from a rival and implies a loss or threat of loss of what they had” and envy as “a response to another person who has success, skills, or qualities that they desire and involves a lack in comparison to the envied person”.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 09:07:29 2013 No.980162 >>980160 >micro prose Now that's sexy

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 09:08:59 2013 No.980164 >>980079 I love this ad so much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 09:09:59 2013 No.980167 >>980161 >>>/reddit/

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 09:24:59 2013 No.980186 >>980167 >>>/suicide/

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 09:37:41 2013 No.980203 >nowadays >can't even have a women on the front cover if she's not the main character without MY FEELINGS and MALE PRIVILEGE >we have to pretend we don't find women attractive feels bad man

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 09:40:11 2013 No.980206 >>979902 It's official. Nomura drew dem tittays.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 09:49:42 2013 No.980223 >>979887 >wtf is this? A picture of a woman NOT intended to get my dick hard? This is what we mean when you say "male privilege." You see a picture of woman NOT designed to titillate you, and act like you've been personally wronged.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 10:00:41 2013 No.980235 >>980203 this shit was the cancer that killed /v/

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 10:02:41 2013 No.980236 >>980203 reminder this shit is the cancer killing /v/

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 10:10:36 2013 No.980246 File: 37 KB, 1279x746, dirty kacho.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>980160 >microprose >commodore HNNNNNGHHHH

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 10:40:06 2013 No.980274 >>979832 I know right? >real pinball machine muh dick

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 10:40:06 2013 No.980276 >>980053 >Ramna

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 10:42:06 2013 No.980286 >>979996 There was also a parody of that by another software company. It was the same setup but with a (fully clothed) granny and the tagline "You don't have to try hard if your product is THAT good" or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 10:44:06 2013 No.980289 File: 181 KB, 850x1103, computerspace.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 10:45:36 2013 No.980291 >>980289 >4 buttons and an on/off switch it better come with the girl, I mean the fuck can I do with that?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 10:49:37 2013 No.980295 >>980289 Even in those times they knew Sex sells "ANd make sure her dress is semi-transparent!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 10:52:36 2013 No.980304 >>980117 >Nothing the devs/publishers/producers did made sense. >Take-Two Interactive well there you go

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 11:00:36 2013 No.980310 >>979770 that can't be here, the woman on the original photo would be 53 (or going on 54) this year, there is no way that woman is 53 unless she's wracked with cancer or something

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 11:07:07 2013 No.980316 >>980296 Wow really? That's a pretty spicy meatball.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 11:21:36 2013 No.980338 >>980027 That's hot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 11:23:36 2013 No.980341 >>980296 Oh god one of my favorites. I was even to young to understand the BDSM subtext the first time I saw this ad

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 11:27:07 2013 No.980351 File: 704 KB, 1122x1243, 73_Nov-76_Teletype_model15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one's not game related but it is old tech related and a bit "what the fuck".

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 11:37:06 2013 No.980364 >>980296 I played that fucking game 2 days ago, what a piece of shit... the only good thing to came out of this is the ad

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 11:57:06 2013 No.980421 >>980351 her expression is priceless >I wish I was knitting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 12:02:07 2013 No.980436 >>979896 >>979902 What are you guys talking about? There were several suggestive official artworks since the first game.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 12:02:37 2013 No.980435 >>980351 Hilarious. Even though the nerds staging this are rich now, she still despises them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 12:11:36 2013 No.980462 >>980351 >hey Ash whatcha printing?

Anonymous Sat Aug 10 13:03:16 2013 No.980591

>>980436
I'm aware of that; it's just THAT particular piece of artwork that strikes me as odd. There's nothing even slightly feminine about it. In fact, I bet that if I showed that picture to someone who had no clu about the Parasite Eve franchise, they would ask why that blond guy had on a heavy jacket, was flexing his pecs, and couldn't seem to to find his underwear or the buttons on his trousers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 13:19:16 2013 No.980619 File: 602 KB, 2500x1630, vervoegen_ps_04[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not technically retro but this series of ads really pushes the envelope so I'ma postin'

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 13:25:16 2013 No.980634 File: 27 KB, 800x522, 14051a___Doll_PS_press[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>980619

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 13:39:46 2013 No.980661 File: 119 KB, 1200x782, X5zI3vs[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>980634

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 13:42:17 2013 No.980671 File: 131 KB, 600x908, enhanced-buzz-23589-1367940539-7[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>980661

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 13:43:16 2013 No.980679 >>980661 Worse than the toenails one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 13:44:16 2013 No.980682 File: 304 KB, 990x743, enhanced-buzz-wide-23713-1367941244-18[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>980679 Toenails?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 13:46:46 2013 No.980687 File: 205 KB, 990x340, enhanced-buzz-wide-29341-1367941488-28[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>980682

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 13:57:46 2013 No.980710 >>980661 Dude, what the actual fuck. Why are Playstation-related ads always be so bizarre? They even hired David Lynch to do a commercial once.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 14:05:46 2013 No.980732 >>979669 you wouldn't happen to have this in higher res...right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 14:12:47 2013 No.980754 >>980364 The devs had just one thing in mind: make the game as hard as possible. In fact, I assume that they didn't even expect anyone to beat it since the ending is like a kick in the nuts in FMV form.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 14:18:16 2013 No.980770 Speaking of strange PS2 ads Check out this unaired one with music by V/Vm, it's pretty unsettling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 14:19:17 2013 No.980778 >>980661 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 14:19:17 2013 No.980779 >>980770 Whoops forgot link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyuvhcvVxD8 Cost them over $750,000 to make and was pulled at the last minute

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 14:20:47 2013 No.980780 >>979669 Dem opened legs

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 14:25:16 2013 No.980801 >>980779 Some fucked up shit. That chick was a qt tho

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 15:12:47 2013 No.980956 >>980779 FUCKING ALPHAVILLE genious

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 16:23:13 2013 No.981170 >>979689 that's some amazing art right there. fukken saved.

Anonymous Sat Aug 10 18:10:15 2013 No.981480

>>980436

Yeah I'm aware they slutted her up and pulled that disgusting dissolving clothes thing on her since the first game, but I don't recall it being like that back in the day. She was extremely sexy, but without being overt about it or posing or oozing sex appeal or anything.

I don't know, maybe I'm misremembering the original ad campaign, but I don't think so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 18:12:15 2013 No.981487 >>980027 'The offices of Atari were well-known for their orgiastic, Roman bath-house style environment.'

Anonymous Sat Aug 10 18:14:15 2013 No.981496

>>980146

Fuck no I'm not pretending that. The difference between Christians and me is that Christians have this agreed-upon communal silence about it, and confuse their children by pretending there's something evil about it.

Whereas I just go ahead and admit how much I love it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 18:17:15 2013 No.981505 >>979669 Based Smegma Genesis

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 18:17:15 2013 No.981506 >>980031 I guess as a nerd I found hand-drawn scantily-clad girls in ads for Might and Magic games sexier. I'm not in the least bit ashamed of this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 18:18:45 2013 No.981510 >>980079 Yup, me too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 18:26:45 2013 No.981538 >>980310 She looks about 53 to me. She just doesn't dye her hair is all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 18:29:46 2013 No.981543 >>980779 What a load of pretentious wank

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 19:29:20 2013 No.981693 >>980296 How was that game? Was it any good. I only heard about it years later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 19:36:20 2013 No.981716 >>981693 Somebody was already criticizing the difficulty (I can confirm) and the ending (can't). It was sold as a fantasy Tomb Raider back in the day but it ain't. It's pretty tedious and glitchy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 19:45:50 2013 No.981739 >>979874 She is the reason for my lifelong addiction to blondes. First thing I masturbated to. Good times.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 20:03:01 2013 No.981776 File: 96 KB, 576x871, 53238-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 20:16:31 2013 No.981797 >>980364 I like it simply because your character's jump is fucking hilarious. Best drunk game.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 20:19:01 2013 No.981808 File: 41 KB, 500x353, sega-ad-4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>981804

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 20:19:31 2013 No.981804 File: 93 KB, 500x1453, sega-ad-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 20:20:02 2013 No.981809 File: 44 KB, 500x358, segaviz1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>981808

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 20:21:01 2013 No.981814 >>980160 to this day I still want to know their names.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 20:21:32 2013 No.981812 File: 45 KB, 500x352, segaviz2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>981809

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 20:24:01 2013 No.981820 >>980619 isn't that an actress?

Anonymous Sat Aug 10 20:24:31 2013 No.981819

>>980364
>>980754
>>981797
Deathtrap Dungeon isn't THAT bad. It's janky and a pain in the ass but it has some pretty cool 3D environments and atmosphere. My brother managed it beat it on PS1 so I know it can't be complete bullshit difficulty-wise, either.

If you're dying for Tomb Raider-style levers and jumping puzzles, you could do a lot worse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 21:11:01 2013 No.981949 >>980148 Thinking about this chick's back problems and potential to have her spine and entire body ripped in half due to stress is a pretty bad feeling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 21:16:31 2013 No.981960 >>980296 Damn, I remember this ad. I'm pretty sure I jerked off to it, too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 21:25:31 2013 No.981981 >>981820 No it's a doctor

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 21:56:01 2013 No.982059 File: 97 KB, 790x973, lolwth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 21:57:31 2013 No.982060 File: 142 KB, 801x1049, lolwth2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>982059

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 23:52:28 2013 No.982290 >>981808 >sexy

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 23:53:27 2013 No.982292 >>981814 Emmentaler Salvia and Captain Johnson Hornblown

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 10 23:55:27 2013 No.982294 >>981960 I know I did And yet it wasn't really until a few years ago that I became fully comfortable with my bondage fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 00:04:27 2013 No.982317 >>982059 >>982060 Mom, you were too fucking lewd. >>982290 lel'd

>>	Alfred Chicken? Anonymous Sun Aug 11 00:45:57 2013 No.982392 i remember this ad for a JRPG that freature scantly cad ladies and the artstyle look similar to the one of Magic Knight Rayearth or Gowcaizer. it was either for the PSX or the Saturn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 04:07:16 2013 No.982747 >>981693 Imagine a more arcade-esque version of Dark Souls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 04:43:47 2013 No.982809 >>981804 >>981808 >>981809 >>981812 Jesus Christ these are stupid. No wonder Sega failed. I can't even imagine the kind of retarded marketing asshole that thought these up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 04:57:17 2013 No.982823 >>982809 From what I understand (American here) these were basically in UK porn

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 05:07:46 2013 No.982832 >>982823 Why would they market childrens' games in porno magazines? Did they really think working class yobs/gentleman playboys would play Sonic the Hedgehog?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 05:18:46 2013 No.982853 >>981949 That's just a sexy covering for her sexy midsection. It's all shiny because it's made out of iron man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 05:23:16 2013 No.982863 >>980148 I always thought the Kinetica armours were super sexy. I'd do her in the armour for sure. Hell, even if I had to wear some too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 05:23:16 2013 No.982864 >>980710 Link it? I've always wondered why Playstation had the most fucking stupid ads. The non-retro days are littered with bad ones, from those PS3 'white room' ads to that Italian crown of thorns ad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 05:25:17 2013 No.982869 >>980779 That was a fucked up rendition of Forever Young, but not a bad little finish to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 05:37:46 2013 No.982878 >>980148 What game is that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 05:39:16 2013 No.982879 File: 78 KB, 1280x720, kinetica1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>982878 Kinetica for ps2. Kinda too modern for vr.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 05:48:46 2013 No.982895 >>980031 Video game mags were more subtle. Starting masturbating in the fifth grade and did not get caught until like eleventh because of all my precautions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 06:04:16 2013 No.982912 >>979996 http://web.archive.org/web/20050403091530/http://www.werewolves.org/~follies/ Here is a nice read about the game and the ridiculous stuff that went on for the peeps who come across this thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 06:07:16 2013 No.982917 >>979669 easily the hottest pic itt shame on the low res though anybody know who the model is?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 12:16:47 2013 No.983401 >>982917 That pic is a huge mystery but you're right about it being a hot pic. Very 1990 Playboy kind of like that one NeoGeo ad except the model actually looks like she wants fucked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 12:27:47 2013 No.983414 >>982917 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirsten_Imrie Apparently

Anonymous Sun Aug 11 12:35:17 2013 No.983431
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>>982917
>>983401
>>983414
She has a Facebook here's a pic she posted of herself from just a few months ago. Women like that make you believe marriage could work.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 13:11:47 2013 No.983502 >>982392 what no one?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 13:13:48 2013 No.983505 >>983502 Yeah it's every fucking RPG made in the second half of the 90s

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 13:24:17 2013 No.983518 >>983502 >>982392 Warzard? Langrisser? Dragonforce?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 15:08:18 2013 No.983650 >>983431 Muh dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 15:23:17 2013 No.983674 >>982392 I don't know the game, but I actually might know what you're talking about. I remember one with two girls in particular that looked like laughing twins, maybe succubuses, with tiny thin-strip bikinis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 15:59:17 2013 No.983738 >>982292 Is this a ruse?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 16:16:48 2013 No.983775 >>983650 I guess she went through a period where she was a homeless drug addict between then and now, too. Could have been a real bargain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 16:38:21 2013 No.983825 >>983431 >Women like that make you believe marriage could work. I already believe in marriage, but you might want to read about her lifestyle in the other anon's wp link before proposing to this woman in particular.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 16:41:18 2013 No.983829 >>983825 Hmm, maybe you did. >>983775 lol @ you

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 17:00:17 2013 No.983869 >>983829 >jet-setting lifestyle >alcohol and cocaine abuse >lesbian affairs with other glamour models. What's not to like? Okay though maybe just long term second tier girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 21:08:48 2013 No.984484 can someone tell me damn issue number for some of these? man i'd love to get them in physical world. they would be awesome in my video game man cave.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 21:13:18 2013 No.984501 >>983518 No, the one i am thinking was either for the Saturn (US release) or for the PSX, it freature an stye that kinda looks liek Masami Obari, and gave me a feel for Magic Knight Rayearth, but they were 3 scantly cad women

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 21:17:18 2013 No.984510 >>979874 She almost looks like she's holding a huge flaccid black dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 11 21:23:18 2013 No.984532 >>979550 Why is she wiping her ass with the game? Is it because it's shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 00:15:10 2013 No.984998 >>984532 Why would she wipe her ass with shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 00:25:10 2013 No.985025 File: 99 KB, 680x680, 52c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>979996

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 00:38:10 2013 No.985038 >>981808 >(NB. Female players may find difficulties with the higher skill levels top lel imagine that shit today

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 00:40:40 2013 No.985042 File: 50 KB, 632x560, 1344140334796.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>980296 overwhelmed by memories

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 00:53:10 2013 No.985067 Does anyone have a scan of the gameshark ads with the two secret agent chicks?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 00:53:10 2013 No.985068 >>979753 >that WHO JUST BEEFED face on the vampire

Anonymous Mon Aug 12 01:56:15 2013 No.985197
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>>982809
Tryhard edgy ads like this were NOT the reason Sega failed. They actually led the NA and UK market in their console battle with SNES for a time. And to top it off, the Sega Genesis/Megadrive was released two years earlier than the SNES.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 02:03:15 2013 No.985214 File: 36 KB, 250x346, 250px-Vixen1988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] some good posts here .. i recall a few of the pics

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 02:07:15 2013 No.985218 File: 198 KB, 709x709, Tennis-Girl-calendar-2013.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>979749 The actual photoshoot calendar went above and beyond the call of duty. Not that I am complaining in the slightest

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 02:07:15 2013 No.985219 it takes one console to fail 32x n64

Anonymous Mon Aug 12 02:14:45 2013 No.985236
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>>985219
32x, plus every other ridiculous building-block add-on they released. Sega of Japan's attitude, and the piss-poor startegy for the Dreamcast were their downfall, though.

Back to the sexy...

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 02:17:45 2013 No.985245 >>985236 >Anna Kournikova I had not heard that name in years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 02:25:15 2013 No.985278 File: 56 KB, 326x490, The_wizard_poster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Off-topic? Of course not...this movie is basically a 90-minute commercial for Nintendo of America. Not sexy? Well, gimme a second... Picture 1: Jenny Lewis before

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 02:26:15 2013 No.985284 File: 128 KB, 400x600, 1365350141688.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>985278 Picture 2: jenny Lewis after

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 02:35:46 2013 No.985303 >>985236 >Sega of Japan's attitude...[was] their downfall, though. Just ask Rosen, Kalinske, and Stolar! Be sure to believe every English word! Me, I'll chalk it up to internal struggle between the two heads of a monster that should have only had one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 03:14:16 2013 No.985368 >>985038 It makes more sense when you consider the euphemism. After all, if a man wrote SEGA in the snow after seven pints, it wouldn't nearly be as impressive as a woman doing it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 04:14:16 2013 No.985458 File: 62 KB, 432x218, sh_lucas_v2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>985278 >>985284 well not all the actors in the wizard ended up as good looking as that like this sex offender right here

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 04:41:15 2013 No.985486 >>985284 > "he touched my breast!" That's a lot of breast to touch right there....

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 04:45:45 2013 No.985493 >>985278 HOW DID HE KNOW ABOUT THE WHISTLE WHY DIDNT HE ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE OF RAD RACER? damn beta.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 04:47:45 2013 No.985495 File: 19 KB, 470x427, kim-jong-il.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>985278 >>985284 Damn I'd love a threesome with Jenny back then AND her now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 04:48:46 2013 No.985496 >>985284 Fucking nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 08:37:28 2013 No.985797 >>985214 I miss 90s metal girl hair so much.....

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 08:38:46 2013 No.985801 File: 228 KB, 704x396, lucky-star-Akira_WTF_face.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>981804 >>981808 >>981809 >>981812 This is from Sega of Europe right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 08:42:16 2013 No.985802 >>985278 >He touch my breasts Nintendo in the 90s. foreshadowing tumbler feminists years later.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 08:44:17 2013 No.985803 >>979550 http://images.4chan.org/vr/src/1375890227608.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 08:50:46 2013 No.985810 >>972613 →

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 09:21:46 2013 No.985846 >>985284 those are some huge tits for someone who was a board before

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 09:25:46 2013 No.985853 >>981034 DAT PULL JOB FACE

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 12:52:16 2013 No.986236 >>985801 They're probably just some tiny little newspaper ads from some store.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 13:15:56 2013 No.986278 File: 141 KB, 1280x720, acdcle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>979832 It still is

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 13:40:28 2013 No.986319 >>980053 >Excluding Street Fighter II What a wierdly specific "fuck you" to the kid buying it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 13:40:58 2013 No.986320 >>980289 What in the holy hell is that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 18:38:28 2013 No.987020 >>986320 It's clearly labelled

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 20:09:00 2013 No.987242 >>985284 Her music's good too captcha: size electski

Anonymous Tue Aug 13 15:32:11 2013 No.989524
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>Implying I'll let this thread die off that easily

*shakes angry old man fist in OP's general direction*

This one is normally one of the very first posts in a /retro/ advert thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 13 15:34:41 2013 No.989530 File: 106 KB, 500x661, 81037293.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Freedom or fornicate? The choice is YOURS, edgy rad 80s gamer!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 13 15:39:41 2013 No.989542 File: 47 KB, 550x412, gex_enter_the_gecko-12-550x412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MUH SNARKY LIZARD PLATFORMER

Anonymous Tue Aug 13 15:45:12 2013 No.989560
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I know, I know...the female character in this ad is very well-drawn.

The homoeroticism in the forefront, however, refuses to be ignored. GET YOUR LIZARDCLAW AWAY FROM MY AS-

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 13 15:55:11 2013 No.989575 >>979910 Is there any relation to the one in NY? I worked for the guy that got busted on Credit Card fraud there years ago... I laughed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 13 16:23:11 2013 No.989616 >>979815 Europe does censorship right - they're quicker to censor violence and hate than nudity and sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 13 16:30:41 2013 No.989631 >>980591 >thinks a topless woman with an open jacket is a boy nigga u gay.

>>	Zer0 Tue Aug 13 17:36:42 2013 No.989797 File: 71 KB, 574x577, 958232_121065_back.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 13 17:44:42 2013 No.989809 >>989797 No one will ever convince me that she wasn't an 80's amateur porn "actress".

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 13 18:32:41 2013 No.989931 >>989809 I'd watch that porno.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 13 19:11:41 2013 No.990052 >>989631 Are you having a laugh or do you seriously not see how masculine she looks?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 13 19:26:41 2013 No.990103 >>989560 Homoerotism in videogames is pretty common, especially in japanese games.

>>	Zer0 Tue Aug 13 21:25:11 2013 No.990504 >>989809 Haha i agree bro...

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 13 23:17:11 2013 No.990825 >>979770 Got a hole? Got a heartbeat? Good to go!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 13 23:37:12 2013 No.990867 >>980289 What the hell is going on with her feet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 02:31:42 2013 No.991221 File: 271 KB, 960x1275, cgw8-030.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 02:55:12 2013 No.991271 >>980027 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L0xT8lMyss

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 03:27:12 2013 No.991326 >>991271 I fucking love Look Around You, and I like series 1 and series 2 for different reasons but equally. Apart from a general retro feel though, I don't see the connection.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 04:01:17 2013 No.991380 >>980289 She was later found dead, painted gold.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 04:08:50 2013 No.991398 >>991326 Look a bit closer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 04:37:54 2013 No.991482 >>991398 Oh shit, I see. Imhotep. Does that mean the dude is Millsy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 04:41:24 2013 No.991491 >>991482 Hmm. He does look about (x - y) tall. Maybe that is a computation unit to calculate Imhotep's height?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 05:04:54 2013 No.991562 >>991221 Whomever wrote that HAD to be getting paid by the word. Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 05:26:23 2013 No.991598 File: 9 KB, 480x360, 012 Hot Atari.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFvf7Z5kyVU Pure Porn

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 08:01:51 2013 No.991790 File: 135 KB, 489x1000, censored_large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>991598 Those girls are pushing fifty now. :(

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 08:20:46 2013 No.991810 File: 13 KB, 190x266, Maggie GyllenGallagher.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Taking a slight detour through Creepyville...

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 08:27:46 2013 No.991817 File: 283 KB, 607x903, misc0007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That's not what I meant by "raping my childhood", Mario...stop looking at that kid like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 08:31:41 2013 No.991820 File: 216 KB, 600x797, WEC-Le-Mans-24-1986-Konam-Arcade-Flyer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>991817 "It's-a me, Mario!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 08:33:41 2013 No.991823 File: 263 KB, 600x791, Top-Gunner-1986-Konam-Arcade-Flyer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 08:39:11 2013 No.991826 File: 421 KB, 850x1118, A-Jax-1987-Konam-Arcade-Flyer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>979707 >>989530 >>991823 This young lady had a pretty comfy gig going for herself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 08:41:12 2013 No.991831 >>991826 leg around the gun jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 08:46:47 2013 No.991835 File: 237 KB, 850x1129, 88-Games-1988-Konam-Arcade-Flyer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 08:50:12 2013 No.991842 File: 159 KB, 850x1127, kf12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Every 80's cuddy-cop movie summed up in one arcade game flyer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 08:52:17 2013 No.991843 File: 316 KB, 850x1203, Punk-Shot-1990-Konam-Arcade-Flyer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Insert any jokke you want to right here

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 08:56:13 2013 No.991848 File: 154 KB, 850x1100, Dead-Eye-1996-Konam-Arcade-Flyer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never put on a tuxedo and escort a lovely model out for a night on the town, highlighted by playing a shitty gungame at the local laundromat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 08:58:42 2013 No.991851 File: 203 KB, 850x1120, Martial-Champion-1993-Konam-Arcade-Flyer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 09:04:11 2013 No.991861 File: 244 KB, 850x1129, Playboy Pinball.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 09:09:15 2013 No.991863 File: 181 KB, 1143x850, Playboy 35th Anniversary.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>991861 ^^That wasn't reto, sorry...I meant to post this one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 09:10:00 2013 No.991865 File: 220 KB, 850x1100, Elvira and the Party Monsters.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 09:23:01 2013 No.991885 >>991851 I'd rather play Marital Champion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 10:11:32 2013 No.991946 >>991790 uncensored version anyone?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 10:34:31 2013 No.991971 >>991790 >for exclusive FOUR color 22"x30" poster four whole colors.... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 10:36:32 2013 No.991973 >>990867 looks to be hammer toe. Shadows make them look extra funky

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 14:00:52 2013 No.992349 File: 64 KB, 300x300, Worms-GBC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 14:10:51 2013 No.992369 >>991971 > Four colors I think they mean CMYK color model, but I could be wrong...

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 14:14:51 2013 No.992375 >>979910 man, those are some ropey looking strippers

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 14:20:21 2013 No.992394 >>980079 >CGW Don't remind me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 15:38:21 2013 No.992580 File: 500 KB, 1162x1600, SuPow n°42 - Page 84 (Avril-Mai 1996).jpg-737967.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>992349

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 18:00:52 2013 No.992923 File: 55 KB, 500x667, eq1ad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Barely meets the /vr/ requirement (Went live in March of 1999).

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 18:02:22 2013 No.992928 >>992580 that is such horrible photoshop work, even for the 90s

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 18:06:52 2013 No.992938 >>992923 >covering up the other page so we can't see that the add was from later than 1999

Anonymous Wed Aug 14 18:14:52 2013 No.992970

>>979784
>those kids without ready to access to porno, which wasn't exactly common in those days
>implying that every dad ever didn't have a stash of porn magazines under his bed
>implying that every pre-teen boy ever didn't find said stash and sneak off with a few of them and fap to them in his room.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 18:16:52 2013 No.992979 >>979796 >I lived in the fucking ass crack of the bible belt in Ohio. >Ohio >part of the bible belt what? try to actually know what a word is referring to before using it next time, dear lord

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 18:17:52 2013 No.992981 >>992979 and by word I mean phrase

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 18:18:22 2013 No.992982 >>992979 Ohio is trash either way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 18:18:23 2013 No.992983 >>992349 >>992580 Reminds me of this porn where worms come out of this woman butt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 19:06:23 2013 No.993106 >>985458 hollywood is full of pedos man. he probably got GOT.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 19:55:22 2013 No.993196 Those were days. Where you could put as much sexism you wanted on video games and their commercial without having feminists bitching around.

Anonymous Wed Aug 14 20:25:22 2013 No.993254

>>992970

My dad didn't. He did when my older sister was younger, but she found them and my moms made him get rid of them all. After he got mad at her for some reason.

He's a good guy but a bit beta. Plus we live in the bible belt and my parents were way into that shit back then and I think he felt bad.

Anonymous Wed Aug 14 20:28:22 2013 No.993261

>>992979

Ohio is part of the bible belt.

'In addition, the Bible Belt covers parts of Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio.'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_Belt

Southern Ohio mostly. And yes, Ohio is trash. It's better than the bombed out meth-land that is Kentucky though.

Anonymous Wed Aug 14 23:08:25 2013 No.993578

>>993261
>And yes, Ohio is trash.
The Cincy trolls on /sp/ would have a field day with this post, and this thread would have to be nuked from orbit. And after that they'd just start new off-topic threads that would lead to more off-topic threads once they too were deleted. And after they were banned, it would be proxy time.

This is why I agree with you that Ohio is trash.

the more you know

Anonymous Thu Aug 15 08:43:22 2013 No.994460
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>>992938
That's not my hand (I'm not white), the ad clearly says "Everquest Trilogy", and I clearly stated that the only reason my post was /retro/ was because the first Everquest was released in 1999.

I've post about 3/4 of the images in this thread, and mine was the last one up 'til now. Are you that miserable and lonely that you can't post content, or at least go back to your home board and troll them about pointless homestates?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 15 10:40:22 2013 No.994614 >>993261 >>993578 Northern Ohio is starkly different from southern Ohio, but I wouldn't call it heaven. Still, at least there aren't vast expanses of FUCKING NOTHING in Northern Ohio.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 15 11:08:22 2013 No.994658 >>981776 oh god, i remember fapping to this so hard, i just went and fapped at it for old time's sake. nostalgic fapping should be a thing

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 15 11:44:22 2013 No.994716 File: 67 KB, 500x494, jenny lewis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>985284 Man, she sure has come a long way. Who woudn't want to touch her breast now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 15 13:47:23 2013 No.994956 >>985846 they look like implants to me

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 01:50:12 2013 No.996561 File: 80 KB, 803x641, Cowgirl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 02:12:41 2013 No.996607 >>996561 >cowgirl >baseball confus, i am it >/vr/ >expecting anyone else to get this :(

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 02:20:11 2013 No.996619 >>980160 hnng i want that microprose shirt

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 02:24:41 2013 No.996626 >>980710 I prefer them to the shiny apple ads. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2Af4Kzuvnw

Anonymous Fri Aug 16 02:51:41 2013 No.996665
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>>996607
Vague Houston Astros reference, maybe?

The outfit matches the sit-down cabinet's color scheme well, if nothing else.

Picture not related: I just think it's a head-scratcher as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 02:53:41 2013 No.996668 >>996619 I'll invite her over and throw the shirt out the window for you once she's here. >teamwork

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 05:48:19 2013 No.996868 >>996561 aw shit now I have to masturbate again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 15:14:42 2013 No.997536 arcade ads were total porn

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 16:25:42 2013 No.997678 >>994614 >expanses of FUCKING NOTHING Like in Kentucky, you mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 16:26:42 2013 No.997680 >>994658 I don't think I could even manage to get it up to these retro ads anymore. Internet porn and real sex have desensitized me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 16:27:42 2013 No.997681 >>994956 Find some other pictures of her. They aren't. Don't imagine she's that kind of bitch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 16:52:42 2013 No.997745 >>996665 That looks beautiful. It looks a little low to the floor and like it would be a bit uncomfortable, and that's coming from a 5' 6" manlet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 17:34:13 2013 No.997809 >>982060 They had this game at the airport when I was a kid. These old mechatronic games from the 1970s were great.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 17:41:14 2013 No.997823 >>997745 I would take that little tate monitor, pull the buttons joysticks trackball spinner and wiring harness out and throw everything else directly in the garbage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 21:48:09 2013 No.998387 File: 257 KB, 1024x768, FEffect.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 21:49:39 2013 No.998391 File: 57 KB, 702x510, ass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 22:04:39 2013 No.998418 File: 97 KB, 884x562, it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Translation: "Don't let us play alone."

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 22:08:09 2013 No.998428 >>998387 >>998391 >>998418 Are the fear effect games actually any good, or worth playing if I'm not that into Resident Evil type shit in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 22:09:39 2013 No.998431 File: 69 KB, 394x500, laraface.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Aug 16 22:14:09 2013 No.998442
File: 188 KB, 850x1290, Wow Fantasia2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>998428
The only things, gameplay-wise, that it shares with /retro/ RE are the tank controls and puzzle-solving...but no, i don't think it would interest you at all. Watch the first ten minutes or so of a Let's Play on Youtube, and go from there.

As for the picture: Ssshhhh, guys...I'm running out of SFW retro adverts...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 22:18:09 2013 No.998447 File: 486 KB, 1000x1360, supra_modem_net_large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't start packing your bags and heading for Hilsboro, Oregon just yet, boys...Laura's taken.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 22:19:09 2013 No.998450 >>998428 I'd skip. A lot of it is cheesy cock-teases, cheesy 'dialogue', and clunky gameplay. If the game was actually good, they wouldn't have been such childish twats about the advertising.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 22:29:40 2013 No.998468 File: 34 KB, 510x365, 38235603.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Translation: "Imagine you have an Uzi and a shotgun...and a damned hot ass!" Idonthaveenoughhandsforthisfacepalm.png

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 22:33:10 2013 No.998474 >>998442 true colours of VIVID REAL image

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 22:43:39 2013 No.998494 >>998442 A and C: the real difference between Europe and America..heh And no, that isn't commentary about women's appearance, rather which game you'd be likely to stumble into where

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 22:49:40 2013 No.998514 >>998442 >1 or 2 player clear 80% or more of the girl then, show the exciting 60 "WOW" models.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 22:50:39 2013 No.998518 >>998494 you euros really are desperate for a euro vs US fight, aren't you?

Anonymous Fri Aug 16 22:53:09 2013 No.998527

>>998518
Ha..I'm an American, actually. And I thought I had made it clear what the 'insult' was pertaining to. You'd be more likely to find game version A in a more sexually accepting (loose term) society such as europe (generally speaking), and game version C in a place like America where sex sells, but gosh, don't show the remaining 3% of that woman..
Read twice post once, Anon.

Anonymous Fri Aug 16 22:58:39 2013 No.998539

>>998527
I knew what you were refering to, this board's trolls sure are the kings of back tracking and then acting like the other person is the moron.... also, what version was used would actually have more to do with how sleazy the establishment was than what country it was in... I bet you aren't even over 18

Anonymous Fri Aug 16 23:06:39 2013 No.998554

>>998474
>>998494
>>998514
Wow Fantasia is a series of "clear-the-screen-to-get-to-the-nude-gril" puzzle games that was insanely popular in Japan back in the day. hence, the horrible Engrish transration. Check out the Adult romsets in a MAME set; they are hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 23:07:09 2013 No.998556 File: 617 KB, 1024x705, 1318036747808.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>998539 Right again, Anon. Your wisdom knows no bounds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 23:27:39 2013 No.998587 >>998447 oh baby

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 23:30:09 2013 No.998594 >>998468 >Idonthaveenoughhandsforthisfacepalm.png Germany is so cheeseball. I love them for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 16 23:51:09 2013 No.998659 >>998556 >Manlet Tears' troll account

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 17 00:32:09 2013 No.998771 File: 203 KB, 1000x718, segasex_large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>998447 >28.8/14.4 baud Telephone modem card >$219.95 MSRP >Connect to the 'Net "In under four minutes!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 17 00:55:40 2013 No.998801 >>998468 The Germans are such a direct people, no beating around the bush for them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 17 01:07:40 2013 No.998810 File: 87 KB, 800x847, desmond kekker and the lelces.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>998771

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 17 02:32:41 2013 No.998958 >>998447 That Temple Grandin is one piece of hot ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 17 12:34:12 2013 No.999685 >>989797 Dude that fucking sword too...>>989797

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 17 12:36:43 2013 No.999692 Now I remember why video games makers need to stop pandering to fucking women. All this gold is gone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 17 13:00:14 2013 No.999749 >>989530 bloke in the middle looks kinda like Dominic West

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 17 13:55:44 2013 No.999853 File: 89 KB, 447x619, 1367859473398.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>998810 That... that can't be real.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 17 13:57:44 2013 No.999857 >>998810 >desmond kekker and the lelces pffff

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 17 14:08:45 2013 No.999879 >>999853 It's an edit someone posted on twitter

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 17 15:18:30 2013 No.1000184 >>991817 >a blonde princess will never bath you while you soak in bubbles

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 17 15:22:30 2013 No.1000190 >>997680 ;_; poor thing. you know you can always get help though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 17 15:35:00 2013 No.1000235 >>998771 I like how it has fucking arrows to point it out. >Look, the 32x is inserted into the Genesis! >Get it? It's like a dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 17 19:10:46 2013 No.1000801 >>980148 I remember this ad! What's weird is how, at the time, it made me uncomfortable. I was in to girls at the time, but did not like naked ass. Now I'm a completely butt guy. I have no idea how that happens.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 17 19:13:15 2013 No.1000813 File: 79 KB, 400x600, 1033601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>994658 >Implying it isn't I still have my copy of this... and of your pic, too, actually

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 17 19:22:46 2013 No.1000839 >>994658 >nostalgic fapping i can't get off to contemporary porno. i only watch shit from the 70s and 80s, MAYBE early 90s not fucking joking

Anonymous Sat Aug 17 19:23:46 2013 No.1000841
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>>998771
I remember a similar ad... I was around 11 at the time, and I remember thinking "seriously guys? It's a fucking video game console, you're not fooling anyone."

About a year or two later I welcomed our games=sex overlords, but although I became intimately acquainted with some of the ads featured here, I never purchased a single product advertised, or at least not due to the ad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 18 02:39:30 2013 No.1001614 File: 175 KB, 640x640, 5775410834.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not an advert but very unnintendo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 18 03:24:30 2013 No.1001669 File: 57 KB, 300x322, 1365467946595.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1000841 >My face when all these consoles shouting about their bits >My face when PC always had the upper hand and only needed to barely mention their bits

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 18 07:32:31 2013 No.1002028 File: 287 KB, 800x1169, Athena.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mid 80's ads were the best

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 18 18:29:28 2013 No.1003103 >>1002028 >dem muscles mmmmmmh...

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 18 18:32:32 2013 No.1003108 >>1001614 >dat nipple

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 18 18:40:03 2013 No.1003117 >>1001614 what is it?

Anonymous Sun Aug 18 18:41:02 2013 No.1003121

>>1001669
>always
Nah, personal computers were struggling with scrolling when consoles had games like Super Mario Bros 3. Besides, IBM PC derivatives always had that kludgy CISC processor with its creators hell-bent on keeping the backwards compatiblity at the cost of proper complexity management. The New Jersey approach sucks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 18 18:42:02 2013 No.1003126 >>1003108 Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 18 18:44:02 2013 No.1003130 >>1003108 >>1003126 That had to be intentional.

>>	g_z !Sen8ZFORTE Sun Aug 18 20:51:32 2013 No.1003396 File: 1.03 MB, 1151x1575, battlemania.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>980152 Heh, so that's the original? I remember a Duke/Lara shoop from forever ago.

>>	deleted Sun Aug 18 21:21:32 2013 No.1003453 File: 59 KB, 320x240, Janet_Weiss.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>980619 Looks like Susan Sarandon

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 18 21:45:32 2013 No.1003512 File: 65 KB, 545x695, janetrolling.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1003396 I'm pretty sure they're both based on this

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 18 22:51:03 2013 No.1003670 >>979874 NO where near as sexy as the actual game

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