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[Anonymous No.9656172]

>secretly the best game of its gen and a great coop game
>pure gameplay, punishing, great bosses, tons of variety, many different places with unique and unforgettable theming
>only the 1% luckiest Chads played it despite a worldwide release and the beloved predecessor

[Anonymous No.9656178]

>>9656172
>good game not many people have played
ok, and? Where's the fucking mystery, retard?

[Anonymous No.9656181]

>>9656172
worst konami game ever made

[Anonymous No.9656182]

what are konami's plans for this series?

[Anonymous No.9656187]

>>9656172
But I would've 100%'d if not for Project 64 scrapping out after the credits
>>9656181
It's one of their few good 3D ones actually

[Anonymous No.9656196]

>>9656178
>good game
*amazing game
>not many
*barely anyone despite the things mentioned

[Anonymous No.9656202]

>>9656172
>this game again
I swear to fucking god this is like a psyop. I will give it a try some time later, you win. The only reason I've been putting it off because this board makes it look like another
>this game is better than *insert Nintendo game with similar gameplay here*
And these almost always turn out to be mediocre at best. People who say this shit most likely never played those games as well though

[Anonymous No.9656210]

>>9656172
PS1 taught gamers that gaming has matured past childish gameplay

[Anonymous No.9656214]

>>9656181
that would be every contra game except parts of hard corps

[Anonymous No.9656218]

>>9656181
>>9656214
If we are counting literally all of their games then there are some really bad ones on the original Gameboy

[Anonymous No.9656223]

>>9656214
>filtered by contra
konami is not for u

[Anonymous No.9656229]

Loved it though. It's the same niche as Tomba to me just better gameplay in exchange for less sentimental

>>9656202
You frankly don't sound like you can even relax enough to enjoy such an easeful game, too biased and too ADHD from social media

[Anonymous No.9656247]

>>9656229
>ADHD from social media
Honestly mentioning social media on 4chan makes you the one who sounds tense. I rarely go there but nobody gives a shit when you try to act above people who do use it

[Anonymous No.9656249]

>>9656223
GGA is literally harder/less easy to cheese than Contra since 2 with never ending stages you have to do from square one if you fuck up. Stop entering threads about games you don't like because the N64 logo is like your Bat-signal to shitpost

[Anonymous No.9656251]

>>9656247
>I rarely go there
Anon...

[Anonymous No.9656253]

>>9656210
I remind you of this post the next time you listwar with shit like Dr. Slump and Crash.

[Anonymous No.9656257]

Starring Goemon will always be more soulful even if the gameplay is worse

[Anonymous No.9656264]

>>9656182
Gacha

[Anonymous No.9656265]

>>9656172
The snes game let you play old stuff like gradius from in game. We used to rent mystical ninia all the time.

[Anonymous No.9656270]

>>9656202
It's at least a very solid 2D action platformer with superb variety and content. Everyone should have played it if you don't hate Edo stuff or sidescrollers

This series has unironically the best mecha fights

[Anonymous No.9656291]

>>9656172
I just saw it at Best Buy (after playing through the previous one the year before) and bought.

Got to play it co-op the whole way through, too. Any other co-op bros here? Share your stories!

[Anonymous No.9656352]

>>9656172
Blessed

>>9656181
Worst shitpost ever

>>9656202
Nobody's trying to convince Snoys, it's Nintendo fans who should play the Goemon games on their own consoles. Better than Mischief Makers (which is also good), Yoshi, Kirby or the licensed games like Tigger for sure

[Anonymous No.9656358]

>>9656291
Why is Mischief Makers the only Treasure or non Treasure game where HAN'S character design actually looks good and fitting and not like an abomination

[Anonymous No.9656367]

trying to beat it with the gf is a great time even if frustrating/eyeroll inducing

[Anonymous No.9656376]

>that fucking water boss level
Why is it always water levels being the worst cancer

[Anonymous No.9656421]

>>9656172
I love how it just has Whomps from SM64 and you can even slip under them the same way when they attack

Shame about there still not being a patched version with the intro video and the original start screen

[Anonymous No.9656795]

>>9656376
The best thing about Goemon is they usually don't have lavashit, though.

[Anonymous No.9657179]

>>9656367
Can you play it online somehow?

[Anonymous No.9657191]

>>9656202
Agreed. Especially when they throw in fucking idiot language like "only the 1% luckiest Chads played it" just turns me off every wanting to play any of the shit these idiots recommend. That said, I do own a boxed copy of this game, and it is decent. It's not as good as they're constantly posting it is on this board though.

[Anonymous No.9657486]

>>9657191
>It's not as good as they're constantly posting it is on this board though
Of course it is. Platforming isn't as tight as the best 2D ones but it effortlessly makes up with the villages, charm, bosses, etc. Much weaker 2.5D games like Tarzan are considered good

[Anonymous No.9658946]

>>9656367
The piggyback mechanic is perfect for playing with the gf

[Anonymous No.9659224]

>>9657179
You can play everything online today in one way or another

[Anonymous No.9660445]

>>9658946
Do all the jumps actually still work while piggybacking?

[Anonymous No.9661239]

>>9656202
It's just some autist who really wants to talk about it.

[Anonymous No.9661298]

>>9658946
Lol there were several parts on ganbare goemon 2 where I had to do this with my girl as well.
>>9660445
I could be wrong but apart from secrets I don't think any jumps REQUIRE Goemons double jump so you should be able to piggy back without issues.

[Anonymous No.9661503]

>>9656421
Most enemies in GGA are actual yokai/japanese folklore ghouls and other underworld creatures. It's the spooky Goemon game.
I guess the SM64 whomps are also based on those

[Anonymous No.9662494]

>still not in Smash Remix

[Anonymous No.9663662]

>>9656172
Always glad to see it get attention, even if too late and too little

[Anonymous No.9663736]

Playing this like it's Mega Man, rushing through levels while spamming projectiles is actually so much fun

[Anonymous No.9665286]

>>9661503
They're also in Okami but they don't plop on you

[Anonymous No.9665796]

>>9661239
Why are you here if you don't like to talk about it?

[Anonymous No.9666463]

>>9661503
Man Japan was a creepy place 1000 years ago

[Anonymous No.9666887]

>>9656257
I want to like the first one but the design just isn't tight enough and the dungeons are way too basic

[Anonymous No.9668380]

>>9666887
Konami can't into 3D worlds

[Anonymous No.9669165]

>>9656172
Is this kid friendly? Looking for something to play in multiplayer

[Anonymous No.9669749]

>>9656178
You don't have to force yourself to make the first post in every Nintendo thread, aggro tranny

[Anonymous No.9671629]

>>9656172
Tombi if he good

[Anonymous No.9671835]

>>9656172
Play Goemon 2, /vr/. GGA is okay but its not as good as the first 2 snes games

[Anonymous No.9672234]

>>9671835
1 isn't that great on SNES, a bit too clunky for it's time and shitty villages. 2 is excellent but way too easy with unlimited checkpoints. GGA is way better, more polished and more complete

[Anonymous No.9673283]

Uchuu Kaizoku Akogingu > MNSG 64

Oedo Daikaiten > Goemon's Great Adventure

Nincels lose once again to the Chadstation.

[Anonymous No.9673297]

>>9673283
You tried this many times. Comes off as a nintendo fanboy falseflagging to get other people attacking the PS games.
Akogingu is okay but strange, a curious B Team effort.
Oedo is okay but mostly rehashes of the SFC games.

[Anonymous No.9673312]

>>9673297
>Akogingu is okay but strange, a curious B Team effort.
It's actually A-team effort (KCET, same people behind the Castlevania games) and the best non-linear Goemon game in the franchise.

>Oedo is okay but mostly rehashes of the SFC games.
You mean a refinement over the ideas that the SFC Goemon games tried, and vastly more enjoyable to play than GGA with its 30fps, shitty town sidequests and bad hitboxes.


Keep coping and making up boogeymans that only exist in your head though, Nintendildo.

[Anonymous No.9673336]

>>9673312
What castlevania games? CV games almost always had different teams outside of the first three and the metroidvanias.
What I mean is Akogingu wasn't by the Ebisu Team and it shows.
Keep seething about Nintendo forever, though. It's nice knowing that you're alone on a saturday night thinking about Nintendo.

[Anonymous No.9674638]

>>9673283
>Oedo Daikaiten > Goemon's Great Adventure
No, the PS1 games are basically just the SNES games rehashed, GGA is the most ambitious Goemon and feels great to rush through

[Anonymous No.9674895]

>>9656182
It doesn't seem like they had any plan for the series post n64 and just shit out whatever mediocre games for it

[Anonymous No.9674906]

>>9656257
I preferred this one when they were both new, but it's way too tedious nowadays

[Anonymous No.9674908]

>>9656358
treasure character design is always fucking wonky

[Anonymous No.9674931]

>>9656202
I definitely feel the same way, though I did try Megaman Ledends and found that to be surprisingly good, *despite* having abysmal controls that constitute 90% of that game's actual difficulty, which would be removed if what it has was anything like Zelda style targeting.

[Anonymous No.9674989]

>>9674931
Play 2

[Anonymous No.9675225]

>>9673312
>Akogingu, the best non-linear Goemon game in the franchise
Fucking laughable, and you have AIDS. The first new guy does nothing unique. Can't believe they thought they could replace Yae or Sasuke with such a faggot.

[Anonymous No.9675247]

>>9675225
He has the same utility as Sasuke does, though? Just replace Sasuke's blowing up boulders with Goroko's smashing boulders. Also Yae is a cringey character that only appeals to waifufaggots and is much more generic of a design than those Akogingu characters that you're whining about.

[Anonymous No.9675917]

>>9656172
Why the worst Pokémon games are the best selling.

[Anonymous No.9676336]

5th gen Goemon are all different genres so it's pointless to compare them.
>2d Zelda clone
>MegaMan clone
>3d Zelda clone
>Generic platformer (in 3d!)
Imagine allowing yourselves to get riled up by the faggot anon that seethes all day long about devs for games he didn't get to play

[Anonymous No.9676483]

>>9675917
This is a retro board. We're not allowed to talk about the latest generations yet.

[Anonymous No.9676512]

>>9676336
They can be categorised into two categories: linear action-scotformers (which GGA, Oedo, and Shin Sedai fall under) and Willyvanias (Akogingu, MNSG, Kuru Nara Koi!).

It's time to admit the fact that the Chadstation, however, got the best Goemon games of 5th gen, /vr/. I know it's hard, seeing as this is a pro-Nintendo board, but you have to face reality...

Nintendo lost.

[Anonymous No.9676601]

>>9676512
Why do you even pretend to like Goemon games, auster? Aren't they too japanese for your inbred anglo genetics?

[Anonymous No.9677951]

Whenever I try getting into Klonoa it just reminds me how good GGA is and I drop it after 5 levels

[Anonymous No.9679845]

>>9676512
based

[Anonymous No.9679950]

Best castle theme?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KLjATgpc2qA

[Anonymous No.9680291]

>>9676512
>anything not attacking anything on a Nintendo system
>pro-Nintendo
Fanboy.

[Anonymous No.9680735]

>>9680291
More like
>if you don't suck Nintendo's dick you're just a troll whose opinion needs to be silenced by trannyjanny

[Anonymous No.9680786]

>>9680735
This is a thread about Konami, auster.

[Anonymous No.9680849]

>>9656172
What do Japanese N64 boxes feel like

[Anonymous No.9681713]

HOI HOI

[Anonymous No.9683965]

>>9661503
Looks like your mom anon lmao

[Anonymous No.9684268]

Digging it so far but the lava level (final level of the first world?) is filtering me. Gonna try again later

[Anonymous No.9686450]

Threadly reminder Mr. Goemon is the only good Goemon, the later ones added too many shitty gimmicks, cringey humour, and are mostly stuck on Cuntendo hardware.

[Anonymous No.9686470]

>>9680849
Salty bags of coins

[Anonymous No.9686604]

>>9686450
Kill urself auster