/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.9502243]

Was this really necessary?

[Anonymous No.9502249]

Princess' Prin Prins...

[Anonymous No.9502253]

>>9502243
>W58
Isn't this borderline anorexic?

[Anonymous No.9502261]

>>9502243
The localizers who insisted on renaming her Guinevere no doubt never won the game (twice) to see this and just didn't bother.

[Anonymous No.9502282]

>>9502253
yeah, the measurements in inches are 34-22-35

[Anonymous No.9502289]

>>9502253
Only if you're American.

[Anonymous No.9502290]

>>9502243
No, but I don't mind.

[Anonymous No.9502579]

>>9502243
Fat ass.

[Anonymous No.9502583]

Eat more raw onions, anon.

[Anonymous No.9502593]

>>9502243
FEMALE CHARACTER NAME

BLOOD TYPE
SURII SAIZU

[Anonymous No.9502608]

>>9502253
japanese and sea people are fucking tiny. I know a Hong Kong lady who's in her 60s and who is still a size 0 or under.

pic related, a jp gravure idol who has similar measurements and is known for having large tracts of land (at least for a Japanese who is 156cm tall and weighs 43kg). Hers are like 90-59-88 or something. Given that and her kickboxing hobby, she's basically a real life Dead or Alive character (though as per usual you can barely trust video game measurements since they're cereal box numbers made up by men who know nothing about women beyond how to stick it in).

[Anonymous No.9502614]

>>9502593
>tfw you know breast and hip sizes of your younger sister

[Anonymous No.9502619]

>>9502608
No way those hips are 88.

[Anonymous No.9502634]

>>9502608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHmFbT8DPX8&ab_channel=mingmera

[Anonymous No.9502694]

>>9502619
I misremembered, according this page it's 85 hip, which is also two years out of date. Anyway, the example stands to show that measurements like that in the OP shot are meant to imply that she's got a hot body.

>>9502614
the implications of this guy and his archetype never fail to make me laugh. who is this ultimate wingman? why does be not go after the girls himself? Does he prefer living through you like Cyrano de Bergerac? Or is he one of those NTR guys? Weird stuff.

Wonder if there were ever dating games made where you play as this guy and try to get losers to find love.

[Anonymous No.9502760]

>>9502243
For what you're going through to get her? Yeah. Asking about her tits isn't out of line.

[Anonymous No.9502764]

>>9502694
Yoshio uses his vast knowledge of female measurements to get a girlfriend of his choosing (as long as he does not compete for the woman of your greatest desires) with 100% of success, while the MC can fail at life miserable and leave school as a complete loser.

[Anonymous No.9502778]

>>9502608
>you can barely trust video game measurements since they're cereal box numbers made up by men who know nothing about women beyond how to stick it in
Hehe, reminds me of this classic image

[Anonymous No.9502785]

>>9502760
>For what you're going through to get her?
She is secondary to demon killing

[Anonymous No.9502793]

>>9502785
The game was intended for biological and straight males. Sorry! Sorry.

[Anonymous No.9502802]

>>9502793
If you dont like the demon killing, you aren't making it anywhere in the game.

[Anonymous No.9502848]

>>9502778
lmao 94? maybe in the first two games. She's more stacked than P-Chan here, I'd guess no less than 130.

[Anonymous No.9502884]

>>9502243
I thought this was some secret password.

[Anonymous No.9502886]

>>9502608
>those twig legs

[Anonymous No.9502975]

>>9502243
Absolutely, if you force me to replay it twice you better cheer me up for doing it

[Anonymous No.9502982]

>>9502289
Sorry your weight isn't normal in the first world where people have food to eat instead of dirt and leaves.

[Anonymous No.9502997]

>>9502243
There's no way that sprite is 90 pixels high.

[Anonymous No.9503007]

>>9502982
Liberia and Burma are first world?

[Anonymous No.9503034]

But what are her measures??

[Anonymous No.9503074]

>>9503034
Can I play as her? Game seems like it would be more enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.9503083]

>>9503074
You only see girl Arthur if a wizard hits you when you wear the golden armour, but there are hacks to play the entire game like that.

[Anonymous No.9503114]

>>9502608
Name?

[Anonymous No.9503152]

>>9502243
A woman’s measurements are important to her worth and status, even today this is true although corporate owned media and fussy academics won’t admit it.

[Anonymous No.9503320]

>>9503152
>that last part
schizo alert

[Anonymous No.9503324]

>>9503320
Why exactly? Why schizo, because he said something you know it's true but don't like?

[Anonymous No.9503352]

>>9502243
That game has a password system?

[Anonymous No.9503394]

>>9503152
This, just like a man dick size.

[Chud Anon No.9503564]

>>9503394
Some “women” have dicks too NAZI FASCIST

[Anonymous No.9503654]

>>9503324
the fact that you think corporate owned anything and academics are on the same side about anything is presenting a falsehood

You literally do not have to agree with either side of this to see that these two things are not alike. Putting them together is some stupid conspiracy bullshit.

[Anonymous No.9504225]

>>9503654
>stop connecting the dots, goy

[Anonymous No.9504251]

>>9502253
dont be fat

[Anonymous No.9504257]

>>9503083
That sounds pretty good.

[Anonymous No.9504276]

>>9502243
>>9502253
>>9502608
Here you go; Princess Prin Prin's exact measurements.
Arisa Yusa, JAV actress, 88-58-90.
Got this from a Japanese database that allows you to type in BWH to get specific idols in return. Now, /vr/ can truly enjoy what Princess Prin Prin would look like if she was real.

[Anonymous No.9504280]

>>9504276
got dam no wonder Arthur went thru hell twice.

[Anonymous No.9504281]

>>9504276
prin prin if she real

[Anonymous No.9504305]

at the end of the day what's really necessary anyway? if it's necessary it's survival--if it's not, it's art.

[Anonymous No.9504339]

>>9502982

lol enjoy fucking fat white whores with tattoos and busted teeth you inbred fucking doublenigger

[Anonymous No.9504356]

>>9504276
>stick legs again
No wonder anime girls like Ryza and Rikka are all the rage, asians have never seen real thick thighs in their lives.

[Anonymous No.9504407]

>>9502608
Post more booba

[Anonymous No.9504679]

>>9504407
Or better, not.

[Anonymous No.9504689]

>>9504276
Post link

[Anonymous No.9504715]

All of this is unrealistic. Noble people were fat. It's the lowly peasants who are supposed to be walking skeletons (today it's completely the opposite though). So Euro princesses like Prin Prin and Zelda should be overweight if we are going for historical accuracy

[Anonymous No.9504725]

>>9504715
go away

[Anonymous No.9505075]

>>9504715
>Zelda
>an elf
>historical accuracy

[Anonymous No.9505258]

>>9504715
If we treated games set in the middle ages (or whatever fantasy equivalent) realistically, all the girls would smell really bad and be all hairy. No thanks.

[Anonymous No.9505291]

>>9502778
>>9502848
At least it's 94?cm rather than the official 94cm. I guess even Kantori realized he was making that number dubious every time a new game came around and made it more of a mystery by time he made that one Needle Garden set.

[Anonymous No.9505691]

>>9502243
Yes.

[Anonymous No.9506464]

>>9504276
Can you do >>9502778

[Anonymous No.9507278]

>>9502243
No.

[Anonymous No.9507428]

>>9502243
https://youtu.be/ZscuCvY77vg?t=3

[Anonymous No.9507448]

What does that password do?

[Anonymous No.9507505]

>>9507448
Unlocks her chastity belt.

[Anonymous No.9509456]

Post more canon measurements

[Anonymous No.9509472]

100cm hips or bigge please

[Anonymous No.9509573]

This page from the Final Fantasy VII Ultimania Guide is how we know Tifa's measurements.

[Anonymous No.9511076]

>>9509456
Morrigan surprisingly has smaller measurements than Prin Prin, despite being always drawn as a titty monster.

[Anonymous No.9511086]

>>9509573
>92
BIG BOOBA

[Anonymous No.9511093]

>>9511076
>only 83H
disappointing.

[Anonymous No.9511096]

>>9511093
Even more disappointing is that Lilith has the same hip size.

[Anonymous No.9511105]

Is there any way to get the spear or the knife in stage 5 or are the flame, shield and axe the only weapons that drop in stage 5 of ghosts and goblins?

[Anonymous No.9511232]

>>9509573
What about Aerith?

[Anonymous No.9511259]

>>9511076
>83cm hip
She'd have literally zero ass

[Anonymous No.9511275]

>>9511076
>172
>86-56-83
This can't be real, sticc proportions

[Anonymous No.9511330]

>>9511076
Why can't Japs into height, weight and measurements?

Reminds me of that anime where a thin 14 yo girl was 150 cm tall and weighted 75 kg. Or the famous Astolfo/Vegeta comparison pic (but that might be a joke).

[Anonymous No.9511384]

>>9511330
E. Honda is always good for a laugh. My only guess is that they come from a country of generally small, not fat people, so they don't have a good idea of weight. Also the fattening of the world has since improved understanding of height/weight appearance. Even The Simpsons was guilty of this, since 6', 300 pound Homer was depicted more like a 450-500 pound person.

[Anonymous No.9511639]

Mai Shiranui is not the biggest titty monster of SNK, but she's certainly been given the most boosts over the years due to the perception of how huge she is. Her canon measurements for the longest time are 85-54-90, but starting in King of Fighters 2003 she got increased to 87-55-91. Additionally, 2005's Neo Geo Battle Colosseum lists her at her bustiest, at 89-54-90.

[Anonymous No.9511698]

[Anonymous No.9511881]

>>9511639
With as big and jiggly as they made her butt in the later KOF sprites, I don't believe she's only 90cm around the hips

[Anonymous No.9511890]

I ain't fuckin any woman that weighs less than 25 stones

[Anonymous No.9511937]

>>9511384
137 kg at that height is enormous dude

[Anonymous No.9511958]

>>9511076
I like how Q-Bee's measurements are officially given in millimeters, because she's a bug.

[Anonymous No.9511968]

>>9502253
90-60-90 was considered the ideal body type back in the 90's.

[Anonymous No.9512070]

>>9511639
IIRC Vice had the biggest bust to waist ratio in KoF B90-W58-H88 cm
Shermie was B92-W63-H87 cm

[Anonymous No.9512337]

>>9511330
Pic related is what 62 kg looks like according to Japan

[Anonymous No.9512348]

>>9511937
Not as big as E Honda's shown to be. It's even more ridiculous when you take into account his 80" hips

[Anonymous No.9512353]

>>9511330
>>9511384
The best game is Chrono Cross, because it throws body types in there too so you have stuff that just comes across as randomly chosen
>Leena
>5'5", 93lbs, "Ordinary" build
>Kid
>5'5", 99lbs, "Slender" build
>Lucia
>5'9", 97lbs, "Thin" build
>Riddel
>5'7", 104lbs, "Slender" build
>Steena
>5'9", 110lbs, "Tall & Slender" build

It also extends to the guys, like the hulking Zoah who is 6'3" and only weighs 203lbs.

[Anonymous No.9512363]

>>9511384
Zangief
>7'
>256 lbs

This is probably the most ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.9512365]

>>9512363
Actual 7', 250lb man

[Anonymous No.9512903]

>>9512363
>>9512365
Right?
My brother is, to use Amerimeasures, 6ft8 and 250ish lbs. Not remotely as much of a giant as Zangief.

[Anonymous No.9514484]

>>9511232
Her pages in the guide don't show any measurements.

[Anonymous No.9514494]

>>9511968
What is it now, 90-160-90?

[Anonymous No.9514649]

>>9502253
No. Do you think prin prin means burger burger?

[Anonymous No.9514694]

>>9512353
>5'9", 97lbs, "Thin" build
Is this even possible?

[Anonymous No.9514830]

>>9514694
A fifth of that is in her bra it seems.

[Anonymous No.9514834]

>>9511639
>text is in Japanese
>bottom says Fatal Fury 2

[Anonymous No.9514841]

>>9514834
Foreign languages are cool

[Anonymous No.9514859]

>>9514841
The funny/interesting part is they used the localized English name rather than an English translation of the actual Japanese name.

[Anonymous No.9514925]

>>9514694
>ever seeing a girl who's not a land whale
Is this even possible?

[Anonymous No.9516867]

>>9511330
>Or the famous Astolfo/Vegeta comparison pic (but that might be a joke).
please show me

[Anonymous No.9516994]

>>9502261
Funny thing is that early magazine articles for Makaimura did call her Guinevere too, but they changed it to Prin-Prin since it was a difficult name to write in Japanese.

[Anonymous No.9518434]

>>9516994
Reminds me of how once Japan took on the English names for Transformers post-movies, the first gag they make in their dub of Transformers Animated is Optimus narrating a pronunciation of his name for the kids because it's kind of hard to say.

[Anonymous No.9518546]

>>9514925
Do you realize how ridiculously thin that is for 5'9"

[Anonymous No.9518552]

>>9502243
No game is really necessary, no.

[Anonymous No.9518829]

>>9518546
It's thin, but not ridiculously thin. Certainly possible, as I know several people with that sort of BMI. Most of the world doesn't have fried chicken pumping through their veins, tubby.

[Anonymous No.9518993]

>>9518829
>I know several people with that sort of BMI
It's literally 14 BMI. I know a guy who has Crohn's and he nearly died once (he's living with a stoma now) and not even he was this skinny during the worst days. Supermodels who starve themselves are also not lower than 16 BMI mostly. You probably don't know what you are talking about

[Anonymous No.9519065]

>>9518993
>I know a guy
Oh well then that's definitive proof that all these other people simply don't exist.
>mosty
Oh, so you do know there are people with BMI less than 16. Have you seen a picture of any of these "supermodels who starve themselves"? Have you never seen someone skinnier? If not, have you ever eaten anywhere that didn't have fried chicken on the menu?
>You probably don't know what you are talking about
You're on the internet, fucktard. Google skinny chicks BMI or something.
Make sure you have safe search turned on or you might run into stuff that'll get you grounded.

[Anonymous No.9519087]

>>9519065
You can Google that a BMI of <13.5 can contribute to organ failure and that approaching or below <12 is likely to be fatal. You won't though, because you're stupid and wrong.

You can also choose to believe that people who are severely underweight are super healthy, or that the existence of them means that it's good for them. You can also perseverate about fried chicken. That would all be consistent with your anime-atrophied coomer brain.

[Anonymous No.9519101]

>>9519065
I didn't read that shit man

[Anonymous No.9519121]

>>9502253
El americano.......

[Anonymous No.9519214]

>>9519087
I don't need to google that. I already know it. You can google strawman and cope. I accept your concession.

[Anonymous No.9519241]

>>9519214
You can google your mom

[Anonymous No.9519263]

I never understood why japanese coomers like numbers

If I had to guess it would be something like forbidden knowledge, like a more tame version of a panty shot

[Anonymous No.9520156]

>>9516867

[Anonymous No.9520417]

>>9504276
What website?

[Anonymous No.9520429]

>>9504276
Sexo

[Anonymous No.9520436]

>>9511330
>Or the famous Astolfo/Vegeta comparison pic (but that might be a joke).
Vegeta is a manlet, people just forget that because the later animators kept drawing him as being around Goku's height when he is barely taller than Krillin.

[Anonymous No.9520443]

>>9511968
Is that the cm equivalent to 36-24-36?
yeah maybe if she's 5'3''

[Anonymous No.9520450]

>>9512363
Bullshit, Zangief has to be like near 400 lbs with that much muscle and that height.

[Anonymous No.9520478]

>>9502243
>height 2cm more than bust
the fuck

[Anonymous No.9520495]

>>9520478
The h there is hips, not height

[Anonymous No.9520525]

>>9520450
Yeah, as was shown earlier in the thread, 7' 250lbs is a moderately built beanpole aesthetic. Zangief is built like a mid-5' bodybuilder on roids, but once you adjust for 7', yeah he'd be a fuckton heavier.

[Anonymous No.9520545]

>>9520525
Realistically (not that realism should be brought into SF), no one without hadou or psycho power would be able to beat Zangief, people really don't know just how strong a 7 foot, 400 pound mountain of muscle is. I could get like 5 well-built, like 250 lb guys, they wouldn't stand a chance against someone like Gief.

[Anonymous No.9521192]

>>9520545

[Anonymous No.9521196]

>>9520545
Wow, it's not like SF has small girls competing on equal footing with grown men on the regular or anything.

[Anonymous No.9521990]

>>9503114
Went to the gravure thread on /jp/ about it, it's Airi Shimizu.

[Anonymous No.9522731]

>>9511968
Yup, Tifa Lockhart was 92-60-88 cm (37-24-35 inches)

[Anonymous No.9522737]

>>9504276
we need more japanese actresses in this thread to display these various body dimensions more

[Anonymous No.9522756]

>>9521196
I already said SF shouldn't have realism

[Anonymous No.9524564]

>>9522731
It's funny how many characters were obviously initially designed with 90-60-90 perfect figures, only to have the numbers slightly tweaked to not appear too blatantly perfect.