/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.9273284]

Is still a Master Piece Niggers

[Anonymous No.9273293]

>>9273284
...mario is a nigger???

[Anonymous No.9273304]

>>9273284

And to think this game could run with better models and textures while at 60 frames. What could have been.

[Anonymous No.9273312]

Why did they never revisit the fact that Mario 64 was a live TV show in the other games?

[Anonymous No.9273452]

>>9273284
It would be good if you could get every star in one go

[Anonymous No.9273457]

>>9273293
he's Med so

[Anonymous No.9273489]

>>9273284
Could be the best game of all-time at the most, top 5 at the worst.

[Anonymous No.9273493]

>>9273312
Because by the time the other games came out, the mouth-breathing Nintoddlers had finally grasped the concept of 3D game cameras.

[Anonymous No.9273530]

>>9273493
You will never be Sonic the Hedgehog.

[Anonymous No.9273543]

>>9273530
Neither will you

[Anonymous No.9273545]

Trash.

[Anonymous No.9273553]

>>9273545
What an absolute mong.

[Anonymous No.9273652]

>>9273284
It's significant historically but N64 came out with superior 3D collect-a-thon/platformers ultimately.

[Anonymous No.9273725]

>>9273284
greatest mario game ever. i played sunshine for an hour or 2 and stopped. huge disappointment. i guess that was my last mario game actually.

[Anonymous No.9273728]

>>9273545
i read this in george wood's voice

[Anonymous No.9273756]

>>9273545
He's right, Mario 64 style platformer is a dead genre that has been replaced by Banjo, Spyro, and Crash style platformer. Britain won.

[Anonymous No.9273770]

>>9273728
kek

[Anonymous No.9273780]

[Anonymous No.9273820]

>>9273780
can someone please remind me the name of that autist who had those bubsy 3d videos on youtube? his name was something like lililialaluaela or some such shit. there was this whole rabbit hole with this guy

[Anonymous No.9273904]

>>9273820
You’re talking about ulililia

[Anonymous No.9273912]

>>9273756
horrible bait

[Anonymous No.9274046]

It’s funny this and OoT got decompiled with native multiports so now there’s zero reason to emulate the n64

[Anonymous No.9274058]

>>9273652
i love banjo but mario is more fun to control and has better physics and platforming

[Anonymous No.9274602]

>>9274046
You have a very strange sense of humor.

[Anonymous No.9274743]

>>9274046
they've hit the nail with mario 64 pc port, but the oot one is still absolute garbage

[Anonymous No.9274753]

>>9273284
based post

[Anonymous No.9274756]

>>9274743
>the oot one is still absolute garbage
Really? I haven't played through the whole game on it, but it seemed pretty great as far as I could tell.

[Anonymous No.9274758]

>>9273904
ty

[Anonymous No.9274762]

>>9274743
when's the last time you tried it? it's come a long way with lots of features and improvements now, including a GUI to configure controls inside the program itself, just press f1

[Anonymous No.9274763]

The more I read this the funnier it gets. Thanks for the kek OP

[Anonymous No.9274779]

>>9273284
There's still not a platformer with controls that precise. What's the other one, hat on a fag and yooka laylee? They both struggle to do what that game does. Bad camera? You can literally do whatever you want with it.

[Anonymous No.9274813]

>>9274779
>controls that precise
>Bad camera? You can literally do whatever you want with it.
If you actually believe this, you have not played fucking SM64.

[Anonymous No.9274835]

I prefer the c-stick and r button camera movement over a second analog stick. I wish it would come back, bros.

[Anonymous No.9274936]

>>9273284
It's a mandela effect, game is trash, camera is torture and evel design is so garbage it has arrows so you don't get lost

Movement is good, only good thing about the game

[Anonymous No.9274950]

>>9274813
I just play it and I'm not fucking terrible at it.
Been playing since 1997 (my parents thought I wanted a boombox the year before because I kept talking about how the PS1 could play CDs hoping they would get me one).
>oh so you like music
Yes but no.

[Anonymous No.9274961]

>>9273284
You're right, but I think I ended up in a weird area

[Anonymous No.9274968]

If you compare platformers to cars. Super Mario 64 is kind of like the first car from a company to win le mans. It changed everything, not just in it's own category but when you go back to it it's antiquated and clumsy by comparison, but fuck you if it isn't still good.

[Anonymous No.9275130]

>>9273284
Nah its really mediocre
Way worse than most platformers of its gen

[Anonymous No.9275139]

>>9273545
Yep. Horrible controls, and being unable to walk in a straight line because of the imprecise movement is made worse that the game has no checkpoints. Every time Mario decides to walk off an edge its back to the beginning of the stage. Frustrating to get punished for the devs incompetence.

[Anonymous No.9275142]

Duh

Master pieces will stay master pieces. They'll still be master pieces in 100 years. This goes for other artistic products as well. The bullshit, even if it's famous, will be forgotten. The genuinely well crafted stuff, maybe yet undiscovered, will survive. No amount of salty contrarians on image boards can change these facts.

[Anonymous No.9275143]

>>9273756
Correct
>>9273912
Horrible bait

[Anonymous No.9275147]

>>9274936
>It's a mandela effect,
>using the word 'Mandela effect' unironically
Not trying to be rude but antipsychotics can help

[Anonymous No.9275152]

>>9273545
what a chad. I imagine wearing an inverted baseball cap and a band t-shirt while writing this

[Anonymous No.9275173]

>>9274779
SM64 literally has unprecise controls and a MediEvil tier dogshit camera.
You obviously have not played classic Tomb Raider games if you think SM64 has the most precise controls. TR games your actions all have a specific standard distance they move you, and the world consists entirely of a 3D grid divided by equal cubes. So any time you fall, fail a jump, fail avoiding a trap, it was player mistake. Its literally impossible to die or fall because of bad luck or controls or anything like that. These are the only platforming games where the game does not make mistakes, only the player can.
In SM64 you will die from bullshit like the camera refusing to look in a direction you need to see, or walking off an edge or jumping off an edge because the only possible camera angles don't allow Mario to move directly across a platform but force him to move diagonally.

[Anonymous No.9275752]

>>9275173
>SM64 literally has unprecise controls
lmfao get a load of this tard, if it's not grid based it's too much for his tard brain to handle
How do you even get by in day to day life?

[Anonymous No.9275825]

>>9275752
>if it's not grid based
not him, pls explain, how is sm64 level built

[Anonymous No.9275861]

>>9273820
Ulillillia

[Anonymous No.9275870]

>>9273652
Excuseme

[Anonymous No.9275872]

You have to be mentally deficient in order to think Mario 64’s controls are bad.

[Anonymous No.9276209]

>>9273652
I have a VHS promoting this game and Pokémon! I knew Pokémon was going to be the next big thing as a kid. Ash crawling to Pikachu after the explosion was epic as a kid!

[Anonymous No.9276230]

>>9275872
Reading what that reviewer and another anon had to say about Mario being unable to walk in a straight line has me very curious as to just how grounded in reality that really is.

[Anonymous No.9276247]

>>9276230
N64 analog + the way the ground slopes + dodgy camera + maybe other stuff

[Anonymous No.9276786]

>>9274743
retard

[Anonymous No.9276790]

>>9273304
This over aliasing is soulless.

[Anonymous No.9277049]

>>9275752
What pathetic cope, you know exactly what I said, I was very clear
SM64 design allows for the game to make mistakes and cause deaths that are out of the players control
Tomb Raider does not

[Anonymous No.9277050]

>>9275872
They are bad, partly due to N64 having the worst analog controller of all time

[Anonymous No.9277076]

>>9275872
they're great but the wall jump sucks ass having to manually pull it back, it sucks ass in sunshine too for a different reason, but the later games got it right
usually it's not a problem though aside from the blue coins for the 100 coin star in rainbow ride

[Anonymous No.9277085]

>>9273652
The only thing I find superior about Banjo is the ability to collect multiple thingamajiggies in a single go. World design wise, I will take Mario 64 every time. Banjo is superior in having more varied objectives though, I will give it that.

Late 90s was such a good time for you if you loved platforming and collecting shit, no matter what system you had. We didn't know how good we had that shit.

[Anonymous No.9277240]

>>9276790
>This over aliasing is soulless.

Indeed, but it does not run that clean on a 64 and crt tv.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxnaZscU6zk

[Anonymous No.9277715]

>>9275147
>I cant contextualize conversations

I bet you like Mario 64