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>1999
>go over to faggot cousin Johnny's house
>he's 3 years older than me but I'm still taller than he is, has a grudge against me
>a bunch of his friends are over playing N64
>they load up Diddy Kong Racing
>ask if I can play
>says no and gives a controller to each of his friends and makes me watch from the back
>thought it was cool, but never got to play
>fast forward to 2008
>dad gets phone call from uncle at 9pm
>Johnny died in a car crash a week after graduating highschool while playing "bumper cars" with friends on a back road
>fast forward to 2016
>buy an N64 and a copy of DKR
>sit down, crack a beer and pop it in
>title screen loads
>one single thought passes through my mind
>"Guess who gets to play now, Johnny?"

>> No.9263724

>>9263678
What a shit story.

>> No.9263759

>>9263724
glad you enjoyed it.

>> No.9263818
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9263818

I'M THE TIPTUP NOW FAGGOT.

>> No.9263825

>>9263724
>>9263678
>>9263759
TONYS POOP

>> No.9263847

>>9263825
more like Johnny's corpse LOL

>> No.9263865
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9263865

>>9263678
owned

>> No.9263871
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9263871

>>9263825

>> No.9263884

Johnny had sex, he won

>> No.9263919

>>9263884
he was a manlet with rosacea and i never saw him with a girl so i doubt it frankly

>> No.9263953

Reminds me of when some older kids wouldn't let me play Goldeneye with them at some party with a bunch of adults.

Luckily that's a shit game so I don't care.

>> No.9264019

>>9263678
Johnny sounded like kind of a douche, but I dont think its healthy to be this bitter of a dead family member. I hope youre just hamming it up for the sake of entertaining us.

>> No.9264021

>>9263825
OP, I want you to know the volumes it speaks that a low effort post like this is far better than anything you typed to put in the post.

>>9264019
>I dont think its healthy to be this bitter of a dead family member. I hope youre just hamming it up for the sake of entertaining us.

And this, minus the entertaining us part because you failed at that.

>> No.9264286

>>9264021
t. johnny

>> No.9264296

Imagine feeling pride and accomplishment for sticking it to a guy who died 8 years ago lmao

>> No.9264298

I was always the older kid telling new youngs to mind their businesses

>> No.9264301

>>9264296
I don't need to imagine

>> No.9264306

>>9264021
Johnny's back!

>> No.9264313

>>9263678
2008 and he had just graduated? You and Johnny are both zoomer faggots.

>> No.9264315

>>9264313
>you're a zoomer if you're born in 1990
go to bed grandpa, you aren't well

>> No.9264318

>>9264315
Yea, 90 and up, my rules bitch.

>> No.9264323

>>9264318
nah sorry, get rekt

>> No.9264395

>>9264323
Oh man, you told me, I was rekt hard lol

>> No.9264421

>>9264395
at least you recognize it

>> No.9264536

>>9264421
Fushta!

>> No.9264581

>>9263678
Maybe if you had played DKR in 1999, at that impressionable age, you might have been the one to try and re-enact the game on the public roads and die in a horrible crash. Ever think of that? Johnny sacrificed himself so that you could live on to become a shitposter on 4chan.

>> No.9264590

>>9263953
>Luckily that's a shit game so I don't care.
It's actually awesome, you're just bitter. The older kids aren't around any more, anon. Let them go.

>> No.9264626

>>9264581
kek

>> No.9264668

>>9263825
this is a song about a poop named tony. its called tonys poop

>> No.9264709

>>9263678
thinks that never happened
dont forget to unlock future funland

>> No.9264941

>>9264313
Yeah man the perennial sin of not being a 40yo on anime messageboards

>> No.9264948

>>9263678
And that kid's name was Johnny Einstein

>> No.9264961

>>9264581
>Fucking Luigi

>> No.9264985

>>9263678
>lackluster story from op
>great game

>> No.9264998

>>9264985
go away johnny

>> No.9265726

>>9263678
Outliving your enemies is one of the greatest joys you will know. Congrats, dkr is great too.

>> No.9265963

Bet this story sounded cool in your head

>> No.9265973

>>9265726
based

>> No.9265983

>>9264590
>it's actually awesome
Hovercrafts and planes are shit for racing.

>> No.9265989

>>9264315
Hes right. If you're not born in the 80ies you really shouldn't post here.

>> No.9265991

>>9264315
He's right, kiddo.

>> No.9266005

>>9265991
>>9265989
If you're born in the 80s you should work and take care of your family instead of wasting your time on old video games. Being 30+ and still stuck on 4chan is just pathetic. What will your children think when they realize their father is active on a neo nazi hentai forum?

>> No.9266091

>>9266005
>neo nazi hentai forum
This is a bootleg japanese forum run by glowniggers, full of spics and seafags, and other non european people
There is nothing nazi about it
Hitler was a jew by the way

>> No.9266110

>>9266005
>wasting your time on old video games
Who says I even play video games? I find people who do repulsive btw.

>> No.9266123

>>9266005
I don't really want children.

>> No.9266192

>>9263678
All that over such a shitty game...
Should have been CTR