Retro Advertisement Thread

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Retro Advertisement Thread Anonymous Sat Jul 20 15:09:00 2013 No.920534 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 15:12:00 2013 No.920537 all dose hamboigahs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 15:25:30 2013 No.920553 all dose poiple

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 15:36:30 2013 No.920573 File: 619 KB, 1500x1341, NEAT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 15:45:00 2013 No.920596 File: 23 KB, 393x302, ouch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>920534

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 15:47:01 2013 No.920604 File: 42 KB, 480x376, love and vidya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 15:59:00 2013 No.920624 File: 798 KB, 473x616, SPORTS STATION.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 16:00:00 2013 No.920627 >>920573 I had the MK sticker album. Actually, I had scans of one somewhere around here, maybe I should look for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 16:02:30 2013 No.920630 File: 255 KB, 1600x1064, mk2stickeralbum.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>920627

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 16:13:00 2013 No.920657 >>920630 Was produced this? Panini?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 16:14:00 2013 No.920661 >>920657 Who*

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 16:22:30 2013 No.920680 File: 227 KB, 1273x957, twintowers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>920534

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 16:42:00 2013 No.920732 File: 327 KB, 528x344, The other 11 percent NEVER would.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 16:44:01 2013 No.920740 >>920657 I don't even know. There were a bunch of these, also SF2, Sonic 3, MK3 if I'm not mistaken. There were a bunch, and they were fucking glorious back when simple screenshots from games on some sticky paper were already a blast.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 17:32:00 2013 No.920852 >>920740 SHINNY screenshots, lets not forget

Anonymous Sat Jul 20 19:00:30 2013 No.921073
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Found this in a comic book as a kid. There was a page between the two pages of the ad, so you only see the forearm/fist and then you turn the page and see the bloody severed shoulder part.

Shit game, though.

Anonymous Sat Jul 20 19:02:00 2013 No.921080

>>921073
Oh, and that's for Spawn: the Eternal for PSX. It's like a Tomb Raider type game, but when you get close to an enemy, the camera shifts to the side and it seamlessly becomes a 2D fighter. You can tear off opponents' limbs in the fighting mode and beat their original owners to death with them.

Despite this, it is a shit game.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 19:27:30 2013 No.921151 File: 85 KB, 170x292, handsome.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>920680 mfw

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 19:31:00 2013 No.921162 File: 101 KB, 720x808, Absolutely Bogus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>921080 >mfw that sounds like a fantastic concept >mfw the game is shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 15:27:33 2013 No.923487 File: 87 KB, 630x875, 1363885159095.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 15:28:03 2013 No.923492 File: 544 KB, 850x1131, 1363832534506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 15:29:33 2013 No.923494 File: 37 KB, 500x431, 1363832756368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 15:30:03 2013 No.923503 File: 63 KB, 244x270, 1363833320829.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 15:30:36 2013 No.923497 File: 52 KB, 450x588, 1363830933033.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 15:31:33 2013 No.923507 File: 59 KB, 520x453, 1363832946832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 15:48:02 2013 No.923551 File: 40 KB, 500x358, 1363831495798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 15:49:02 2013 No.923553 File: 50 KB, 500x566, 1363831329886.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 15:50:32 2013 No.923556 File: 40 KB, 500x482, 1363831366875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:37:36 2013 No.925852 File: 75 KB, 512x800, jacking off.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:46:06 2013 No.925863 File: 324 KB, 700x985, wat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:48:06 2013 No.925865 File: 7 KB, 247x229, scout_disguested.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>925863 >Pony

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:48:36 2013 No.925868 >>923556 That's fucking hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 10:53:36 2013 No.925876 File: 196 KB, 1000x887, these can't be real.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 11:20:35 2013 No.925906 >>920604 10/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 11:27:05 2013 No.925914 >>925852 >dat pic >dat kid on the couch >dat filename

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 11:27:36 2013 No.925913 File: 92 KB, 1024x678, ff7ad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>925876 Fucking gamer gear

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 11:33:06 2013 No.925925 File: 457 KB, 600x393, 1334996310520.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anybody have a bigger version of this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 11:39:05 2013 No.925934 >>925925 why the heck would you want a bigger version of that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 11:40:05 2013 No.925935 >>925934 ...Reasons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 11:42:35 2013 No.925937 I've read a vidya magazine in over a decade .... Are the ads still this cool, or are they crap nowadays ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 11:49:17 2013 No.925948 >>925937 * I haven't read

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:16:47 2013 No.925993 >>925935 Science?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:25:47 2013 No.926009 >>925993 Yeah, let's go with that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:46:17 2013 No.926049 >>920534 >as you buzz the 42nd floor of the twin towers Man, there's no way that would fly in today's society. pun unintended

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:52:48 2013 No.926053 >>923556 Excuse me?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 12:58:17 2013 No.926064 File: 112 KB, 581x800, 8811052_l.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 13:51:47 2013 No.926161 >>926064 This ad is a hell of a lot funnier after the 32x came out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 14:11:47 2013 No.926198 >>920573 >Dat napkin over the fight stick Top lql

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 14:12:18 2013 No.926205 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUqV_u_JgLQ >FREE BUTTON

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 14:47:18 2013 No.926297

>>926064
>Rubbing in the difference in catalog size while disregarding their two year head start.

Here's an ad about their Blast Processing which turned out to be a mere buzzword formed from the fact that the CPU on the Genesis had a higher clock speed than
the SNES while ignoring that the SNES could handle more instructions per cycle because more MHz = better performance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDpTLY6dpXQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 14:55:19 2013 No.926317 >>925925 I remember seeing this in an issue of EGM once a long time ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 15:13:18 2013 No.926363 File: 152 KB, 612x829, getrammed_large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 15:29:49 2013 No.926412 >>925865 fuck off

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 16:21:18 2013 No.926560 File: 385 KB, 700x921, This may be a little convuluted.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 16:23:48 2013 No.926564 >>926560 >Poor little black Colecovision

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 16:33:19 2013 No.926585 File: 147 KB, 640x434, NEATOH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:01:49 2013 No.926650 >>926585 >Each game has 75 monsters you can raise! FALSE ADVERTISING! FALSE ADVERTISING! FALSE ADVERTISING!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:33:48 2013 No.926715 File: 1.99 MB, 1875x3012, 1993-Turbo-Touch-360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>926205 And here's an incredibly awkward print ad for it since no one pays attention to video links.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:48:18 2013 No.926739 >>926715 >incredibly gay

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:55:18 2013 No.926751 File: 688 KB, 200x200, vince33f.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>926715

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 17:59:19 2013 No.926764 >>926715 whaaat the fuuuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 18:09:18 2013 No.926792 File: 1.31 MB, 894x1459, turbotouch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>926715

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 18:15:48 2013 No.926808 >>923551 >>923553 >>923556 are these out of mad magazine or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 18:48:18 2013 No.926907 File: 299 KB, 800x1114, WAY COOL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 18:54:48 2013 No.926919 >>926792 That was unnecessary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 19:01:19 2013 No.926937 >>926808 The UK

>>	Princess Sevenleaf !AnVbXjgZco Mon Jul 22 19:20:49 2013 No.926975 >>925863 It always bugged me how video game ads in the 90's had to apologize for a character being cute or feminine. >"Look uh, these girls might be girls, but they're totally kickass and non-feminine, we swear!"

>>	Princess Sevenleaf !AnVbXjgZco Mon Jul 22 19:21:18 2013 No.926982 >>926808 That ad is cropped. The full ad is actually, "Which pair do you think will be bigger at the beach this summer?" Then it shows a picture of boobs, balls, and Sonic 1 and 2.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 20:25:48 2013 No.927153 File: 83 KB, 500x684, Daikatana_ad_-_John_Romero_is_about_to_make_you_his_bitch_-_Suck_it_down.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Obligatory

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 20:33:19 2013 No.927175 >>920534 I'd be careful doing that. Last time one guy did it, EVERYONE got punished. Still can't find muh freedums.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 20:36:48 2013 No.927181 File: 33 KB, 523x497, smelly mexican faggot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>927175 pep

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 20:42:48 2013 No.927204 File: 108 KB, 600x800, Final-Fantasy-VII-Standee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 21:38:20 2013 No.927363 File: 40 KB, 600x396, turok-2-even-more-horrifying-small-18499.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lel

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 21:43:19 2013 No.927384 >>927363 this is shooped, right?

>>	Sticky Fingerz Mon Jul 22 21:48:50 2013 No.927398 File: 355 KB, 600x903, retro-video-game-ads-gun-smoke-6b098c94-sz600x903-animate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 21:48:50 2013 No.927403 >>927384 i dunno

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 21:52:49 2013 No.927417 >>926650 Only the first sentence is true, actually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 21:56:19 2013 No.927425 File: 367 KB, 998x1300, zelda mm ad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 21:57:49 2013 No.927430 >>926064 The SNES has nogaems.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 21:58:49 2013 No.927434 >>927363 oh dear christ >>927384 knowing 90s game ads, it may not be.. anyone have the toenail ad?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 22:00:20 2013 No.927438 File: 699 KB, 1600x1116, zelda_majoras_mask_large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>927425 >posting the fake version

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 22:01:49 2013 No.927443 >>927430 >>927430 UN Squadron is in the SNES stack. Any point Sega was trying to make is invalidated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 22:03:19 2013 No.927450 >>927443 But Thunder Force III is in the Sega stack.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 22:03:19 2013 No.927451 >>925925 I remember this ad pissed off a few parents.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 22:06:19 2013 No.927463 >>927438 >fake version you realize that ads sometimes have multiple versions, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 22:07:49 2013 No.927470 >>927463 You realize that Majora's Mask came out in October?

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 22:10:19 2013 No.927479

>>927463

The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask (ゼルダの伝説ムジュラの仮面 Zeruda no Densetsu Mujura no Kamen?) is an action-adventure video game developed by Nintendo's Entertainment Analysis and Development division for the Nintendo 64. It was released in Japan on April 27, 2000, North America on October 26, 2000, and Europe on November 17, 2000.[4] The game sold approximately 314,000 copies during its first week in Japan,[5] and has sold three million copies worldwide.[6] The game was rereleased for the Nintendo GameCube as part of The Legend of Zelda: Collector's Edition, and the Wii's Virtual Console service in the PAL region on April 3, 2009, Japan on April 7, 2009, and North America on May 18, 2009

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 22:13:50 2013 No.927487 File: 376 KB, 983x1280, oct. 26.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>927463

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 22:14:49 2013 No.927490 File: 626 KB, 500x650, infrared.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 22:20:19 2013 No.927508 >>927506 ad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 22:20:49 2013 No.927506 >>927487 >>927479 oh... I'm an idiot, I simply didn't realize the add was shopped to say sep. 11th

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 22:38:49 2013 No.927551 File: 23 KB, 512x500, i_came.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>925852

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 22:41:49 2013 No.927559 >>920604 you know...that thing on the screen really...really looks like a dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 23:21:50 2013 No.927646 >>923497 >>923503 Oh god, it's too much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 23:30:20 2013 No.927664 File: 50 KB, 400x536, ALL RIGHT BRAD YOU GO GIRL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Jul 23 02:08:32 2013 No.928009

>>926317
>>927451
Both right! This was one of two ads that only ran for one issue, IIRC. The other showed a man giving birth to a third party control. He was sweaty and nude, but you didn't see any naughty bits, and there was a realistic umbilical cord attached to a wireless controller. IT'S A WIRELESS CONTROLLER. CUT THE CORD.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 02:22:03 2013 No.928036 File: 1.70 MB, 2876x1994, 1354445036676.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 02:26:32 2013 No.928041 File: 1.62 MB, 2139x1576, 1372260669789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 02:27:33 2013 No.928042 File: 311 KB, 960x1279, 1372253953645.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 02:28:32 2013 No.928045 File: 1.14 MB, 853x1175, 1374304871444.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 02:29:32 2013 No.928047 File: 855 KB, 1600x2179, GamePro Issue August #25 - Page 35.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 02:37:33 2013 No.928071 >>928047 >Child World

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 02:38:02 2013 No.928078 >>928047 >With Power Grips >Without Power Grips What the fuck is that graph supposed to be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 02:38:32 2013 No.928075 File: 857 KB, 1193x1605, hydlide-h.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 02:40:02 2013 No.928086 >>928071 >tfw I remember Babbage's >tfw it faded away so quietly, I didn't realize I forgot it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 02:40:02 2013 No.928087 >>928078 >What the fuck is that graph supposed to be One that lets you know just how fucked your game is going to be if you don't buy them grips

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 02:40:33 2013 No.928082 >>928047 Kind of want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 02:41:02 2013 No.928092 >>928047 My god, it's literally a PS1 controller minus the analog stick and trigger buttons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 02:41:02 2013 No.928093 The level of power! Or maybe grip!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 02:42:32 2013 No.928094 >>927664 >missing the opportunity to put "NOW HE'S BRAD THE RAD!" into print

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 02:47:38 2013 No.928108 >>928075 Oh Hydlide. I could never figure out that you hurt enemies buy running into them as a child.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 02:49:38 2013 No.928109 >>928086 A mall near me had a Babbages until 2011 or so when it was rebranded into a GameStop (it had GameStop stuff inside before, but still had the Babbages name). There's 2 GameStops in that fucking mall.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 02:50:39 2013 No.928115 >>928075 >Nintendo rips off Hydlide to make Zelda >even steals the name >Hydlide disappears into obscurity >LoZ is multibillion dollar IP

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 02:52:39 2013 No.928117 >>928115 That's pretty obviously based on Dragon Quest, you queerbate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 02:52:39 2013 No.928118 File: 496 KB, 1459x655, closet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>926715

Anonymous Tue Jul 23 02:53:38 2013 No.928120
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>>928115
>Hydlide was shit
>disappears into obscurity
>LoZ is actually pretty decent and progressively gets better with each new installment until Majora's Mask where it just becomes opinions
>multibillion dollar IP
wow wow such injustice wow

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 02:54:38 2013 No.928121 >>928117 ...it's well known that Hydlide was the inspiration for Legend of Zelda. inb4 i was just pretending to be retarded

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 03:06:38 2013 No.928141 File: 44 KB, 353x328, ponting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>928118

Anonymous Tue Jul 23 03:24:38 2013 No.928180

>>927559

Advertisements do that completely on purpose.

You never learned about subliminal advertising? It's telling you you're supposed to pay attention to the fact that you're aroused by the lady and that the type of person who would play this game is the type of person with whom the lady would want to ball.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 03:27:38 2013 No.928192 >>926808 >implying there wouldn't be a conservative religious shitstorm if this were found in anything anywhere in the states

>>	tim the tool man taylor Tue Jul 23 03:30:38 2013 No.928194 >>923492 man how bout them 80s girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 03:30:38 2013 No.928195 >>928041 Love that fucking ad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 03:45:04 2013 No.928215 >>928041 What is that green monster in the back supposed to be? I recognize Chupon, Mag Roader, Number 128 and Doomgaze.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 03:51:04 2013 No.928225 >>928075 Motherfucking Hydlide! Love that game! Anyone have an old ad for Solstice for NES?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 04:04:04 2013 No.928245 >>926650 Actually, there are 75 Pokemon evolution families in the first generation including single form Pokemon. But I guess you still couldn't catch them all in one cart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 07:53:42 2013 No.928482 File: 242 KB, 700x961, It's actually a screen sh... oh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 08:34:12 2013 No.928543 File: 113 KB, 793x1000, Ifrit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>928215 I think it's meant to be Ifrit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 08:40:13 2013 No.928556 >>925852 Oh man, I want to fuck that girl in the pink and black thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 08:45:42 2013 No.928563 >>926297 >what is advertising

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 08:47:43 2013 No.928565 >>926585 >Imported They're lying, aren't they?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 08:49:42 2013 No.928568 >>926975 Marketing of the 90's ruined America.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 08:52:42 2013 No.928570 >>928036 >tried to make him cool >ended up making him extremely gay Thanks advertising.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 08:59:12 2013 No.928578 >>928565 Not technically. The games ARE made in China, maybe even Japan at the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 09:01:12 2013 No.928580 File: 693 KB, 2432x1663, ninja theroy presents K; Kirby.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 09:02:12 2013 No.928582 >>928180 Remember Joe Camel? Look at him again sometime.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 09:06:12 2013 No.928587 File: 30 KB, 460x276, young-bill-gates-001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>920534 >WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO TODAY?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 09:08:12 2013 No.928589 >>926808 Probably from Viz, which is an adult comic which is peppered with swears, and both crude and political humor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 09:28:12 2013 No.928610 File: 30 KB, 600x424, gameboy advance sp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >inb4 no ones gets the joke

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 09:34:42 2013 No.928616 >>928610 That's hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 09:42:42 2013 No.928625 >>926585 >latest overseas rage lel >that phone number mmm Sears catalog >>928036 I worked with a crazy angry lady who would have flipped her shit if she'd seen this ad. >>928045 >C'est deja demain Oh no, I'm late! gottagobye

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 09:43:12 2013 No.928626 >>928047 Good idea. Those corners were not the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 09:48:42 2013 No.928630 >>928109 When GameStop bought EB, we had a mall with two GameStops too. They eventually closed down the former EB location, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 09:51:42 2013 No.928639 >>928194 The one sitting on the right would still turn heads on that look.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 09:53:42 2013 No.928642 >>928195 Is it the mega-rad US comic book art style that you like anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 09:55:43 2013 No.928645 >>928045

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 09:56:43 2013 No.928648 File: 344 KB, 551x400, double-face.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>928645 dammit. I need some sleep

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 10:08:42 2013 No.928657 >>928047 I could really use some of those

>>	Screwy !BDcKesnEik Tue Jul 23 10:31:13 2013 No.928676 >>927363 This might've been the ad the AVGN stapled shut

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 10:39:13 2013 No.928687 File: 382 KB, 931x1280, tumblr_lxe0zkzgme1qd4q8ao1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 10:42:42 2013 No.928693 >>928687 is this ad trying to be cute and edgy at the same time?..

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 10:48:43 2013 No.928703 File: 55 KB, 500x661, r3wuJ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 2edgy4u

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 10:53:13 2013 No.928713 File: 126 KB, 610x834, tumblr_mpmpjr0dyF1qd4q8ao1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 10:57:12 2013 No.928720 File: 861 KB, 1280x1715, tumblr_mpf6s0EZZU1qd4q8ao1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 11:00:12 2013 No.928724 File: 94 KB, 500x707, mario3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >get hype

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 11:03:42 2013 No.928728 >>928703 I love the shirt the guy is wearing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 11:04:12 2013 No.928730 >>928610 I don't get the joke.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 11:04:12 2013 No.928731 File: 629 KB, 2160x1466, 1373648329944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 11:05:42 2013 No.928732 >>928730 He's too busy playing his GBA to press his hand up against the glass.

Anonymous Tue Jul 23 11:14:42 2013 No.928749
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>>928703
a lot of these ads are probably filed under "it seemed like a good idea at the time" in the ad agency's files cabinets

tried to find the british ads, which were actually designed by designer's republic so they were much better, but I couldn't. I know hate ABC for making some horrible looking game show with the same name...

anyhow, have an ad for wipeout 3

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 11:29:43 2013 No.928773 >>928731 trayvon_supporters_stop_for_lunch.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 16:21:34 2013 No.929278 File: 133 KB, 408x544, Screams Interally.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 17:21:05 2013 No.929525 >>928773 But those aren't watermelons and the white guy is still alive

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 17:27:37 2013 No.929549 >>928773 ebig truly ebig :DDD

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 17:41:34 2013 No.929626 >>928720 awwww shit, I haven't seen this add in close to 20 years, I believe it was in an edition of nintendo power I saw it in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 18:20:04 2013 No.929852 File: 125 KB, 600x793, IT'S JUST A CONTROLLET LET I GO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 18:39:04 2013 No.929923 File: 100 KB, 252x183, bf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>921073 >>921080 This sounds identical to biofreaks.

Anonymous Tue Jul 23 21:18:34 2013 No.930404
File: 1.81 MB, 1262x848, coleco_ad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Billy:

You're full of it and you know it. "I don't want to just play games"? Come on, you can do better than that. I'm not going to spend that much on another electronic game for you. It's not as if our Atari has suddenly stopped working because a more expensive machine was released.

PD: You better show me some As when I get home or you can say goodbye to the TV and games

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 22:05:34 2013 No.930557 >>930404 The fuck is that writing on the right? Some kind of arabic or some shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 22:12:05 2013 No.930578 File: 179 KB, 737x1000, coleco_gemini.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>930557 Never heard of "cursive", kid? >>926715 It appears the idea wasn't all that new

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 22:31:34 2013 No.930619 >>930578 I had that Slik Stik (#22). I used it as a second Genesis controller (single-button).

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 22:35:04 2013 No.930630 >>930619 What games worked with only one button?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 22:35:34 2013 No.930628 >>930578 wtf is a coleco gemini

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 22:44:05 2013 No.930650 >>930578 >Never heard of "cursive", kid? Sorry, I'm not familiar with middle-eastern alphabets

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 22:45:04 2013 No.930654 >>930630 You never play Atari? Shit, half the games you didn't even use the button at all, just the analog stick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 22:53:04 2013 No.930673 >>930654 I was talking about Genesis games, since he said he used a 1-button joystick as a second Genesis controller

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 23:01:35 2013 No.930692 >>930578 >tfw Atari controllers worked with the Commodore 64 Truly the golden age of gaming

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 23:04:34 2013 No.930703 >>928092 >literally >minus 8 fucking buttons You literally need to learn what literally means and then literally stick your dick into a toaster and turn the toaster on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 23:07:34 2013 No.930713 >>930703 Get a load of this faggot. He literally derives sexual pleasure from taking dicks up his ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 23:10:05 2013 No.930719 >>928703 i remember fapping to that bitch

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 23:12:05 2013 No.930724 >>930650 victimofamericaneducation.dat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 23:12:05 2013 No.930725 >>930557 10/10 if srs 7/10 if trolling

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 23:13:05 2013 No.930728 >>930713 What do you have against homosexuality? So what if I enjoy having unprotected anal sex with my boyfriend...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 23:27:34 2013 No.930750 >>930728 >unprotected Enjoy your STDs, retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 23:42:34 2013 No.930768 >>928610 Ha ha! I get it. She's in jail because she's Mexican! Edgy, but I like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 23:44:34 2013 No.930771 >>925863 Oh man, I had issues of EGM with these ads in them. Prize fap material along with Sears catalogues and such.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 00:27:34 2013 No.930868 >>930630 >>930673 Sanic. Every button was jump. >>928731 >>928720 >>928703 >>928041 >>928036 >>927487 >>921073 >>920573 I remember these

Anonymous Wed Jul 24 03:08:04 2013 No.931158

>>930630
>>930868
Also Streets of Rage. First time you press the button it calls the police car, and it continues to do this until you run out of calls or earn another one. Other than that, it works as a regular attack button. (You can't jump or do anything that needs the jump button.)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 06:39:13 2013 No.931471 >>927450 Well shit son.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 07:20:05 2013 No.931547 >>928773 >>929525 a terminal case of /pol/io

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 08:39:12 2013 No.931654 File: 227 KB, 800x1040, nesmetalgearad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 08:44:06 2013 No.931660 >>931654 Iron Glove is not standard special ops equipment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 08:59:36 2013 No.931682 File: 1.05 MB, 2880x1901, Metal-Gear-Solid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>931660 Metal Gear on the NES is a bad game

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 09:04:06 2013 No.931701 File: 74 KB, 541x625, howsyourlovelife.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 09:19:37 2013 No.931721 File: 176 KB, 337x500, Atari forever.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Atari

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 10:31:07 2013 No.931819 File: 320 KB, 1600x1081, leather_goddesses_ii_ad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 10:38:37 2013 No.931838 File: 141 KB, 660x942, lgop_ad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 10:47:38 2013 No.931850 >>931721 >Atari Pac-Man Ah yes, the beginning of the end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 10:49:37 2013 No.931854 File: 361 KB, 1000x1435, SPOOKY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 10:53:37 2013 No.931861 File: 14 KB, 192x262, kick some balls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 10:56:37 2013 No.931869 File: 501 KB, 1175x1600, World Trophy Soccer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 10:58:37 2013 No.931878 File: 539 KB, 1214x1600, WWF Wrestlemania.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 11:01:07 2013 No.931883 File: 481 KB, 1195x1600, World Heroes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 11:11:07 2013 No.931903 File: 147 KB, 600x840, shodown.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 11:12:37 2013 No.931904 File: 232 KB, 700x911, runes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 11:24:07 2013 No.931928 >>931903 >affordability either im understanding wrong or they really thought neo geo games were affordable..

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 11:26:37 2013 No.931934 >this thread i wish i could go back in time and get like 10 of everything and come back here and piss people off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 11:42:37 2013 No.931969 File: 139 KB, 576x871, saturnAd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 11:57:07 2013 No.932003 >>931928 Affordable for arcade owners to buy the game to go in an existing AES.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 12:13:07 2013 No.932038 >>928639 left is the hottest though. Look at dat ass

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 12:16:07 2013 No.932048 File: 227 KB, 700x963, SNES gorilla love.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 18:25:37 2013 No.933069 >>932048 >GORILLA STICK

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:19:37 2013 No.933264 >>930724 >victim of bait

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:27:37 2013 No.933286 >>931969 I still have a print copy of this. I didn't know quite what to do with it then, and nowadays this isn't nearly enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:32:37 2013 No.933301 File: 31 KB, 344x326, 9d0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nintendo used to be so awesome

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:35:07 2013 No.933309 File: 551 KB, 900x679, MARIO NEEDS YOU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	tim the tool man taylor Wed Jul 24 21:32:38 2013 No.933613 >>933309 classless nintendo trying to trick people into thinking this is a real game

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 00:29:07 2013 No.934023 >>933286 Frame it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 00:32:38 2013 No.934035 >>933309 I remember my parents rented that game from blockbuster like 3 times for me and my sisters. We never figured out how to actually fucking play it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 01:00:07 2013 No.934103 >>934035 I remember one of those games (this or Mario's Time Machine) had some sort of surfing mini-game. We never understood how it was triggered, what it was supposed to accomplish, or how to make it end. The accompanying BGM is burned into my brain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 02:23:37 2013 No.934273 >>928676 Oh hey, good thread to ask if anyone here knows what that is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 08:06:38 2013 No.934869 File: 265 KB, 1096x725, 1372181465152.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>934273 Also could have been this one

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 08:56:38 2013 No.934938 File: 120 KB, 400x543, cute dog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 09:05:09 2013 No.934954 >>925913 too bad alot of the original disc games are scratched to death or are rotting

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 09:13:08 2013 No.934969 >>930628 it's a 2600 clone. I had one I got from a yard sale. No noticeable differences from an official atari.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 09:17:38 2013 No.934973 File: 57 KB, 550x407, 1368658211116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>928676 >>934273 The ad he stapled shut was just the toenail jar one again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 09:17:38 2013 No.934974 >>933309 I actually really liked this game, but I also loved Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 09:33:38 2013 No.934993 >>926297 does that mean SNES COULD actually run sonic games at a faster speed than the genesis could?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 09:34:38 2013 No.934995 >>934993 No, because the SNES's IPC advantage isn't enough to make up for the lower clock rate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 09:44:38 2013 No.935007 >>934995 but if the SNES's IPC was much much higher, even if the clock rate was lower it would be able to run sonic at high speed's? i don't know much about hardware

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 10:14:09 2013 No.935039 >>931682 >Which one will make your worthless civilian life flash before your eyes? >your worthless civilian life And now I finally understand. Hideo Kojima not only hates the Military Industrial Complex, but soldiers as well. Interesting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 10:14:39 2013 No.935040 >>934973 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq6CPmLQ8jk Yep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 12:27:38 2013 No.935242 File: 55 KB, 400x527, PSSSSSSSY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 12:52:09 2013 No.935307 File: 243 KB, 1280x694, ebsac_mail_inside.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>935305

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 12:52:39 2013 No.935305 File: 33 KB, 551x375, ebsac_ad1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 12:55:39 2013 No.935316 File: 135 KB, 600x391, ebreeks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>935307 I wonder why no one bought this until it hit the bargain bins? Negative marketing just didn't work in a magazine that hyped everything else regardless of quality.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 13:03:38 2013 No.935338 >>935242 Are there any other examples like this of NoA trying to promote Poliwhirl as mascot Pokemon in beginning of the franchise's rise in popularity in the west?

Anonymous Thu Jul 25 13:16:08 2013 No.935371

>>935305
>>935307
>>935316

I was maybe eight years old at the time, and even then I understood that it was irony. This was also at a time when that sort of humor was a fad. People who cite the advertising tone as Earthbound's chief reason for underperforming in the U.S. probably weren't cognizant at the time.

Read >>935307 ; right off the bat they gave you a $10 coupon and free player's guide to coax you into buying the game. It wasn't the advertising that turned off Western gamers, it was the game itself. They knew the tone and presentation wasn't what was flying off shelves at the time. If anything, their print ad direction was meant to play off the inherent negativity toward the game.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 13:16:38 2013 No.935370 File: 615 KB, 500x725, GaHpy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We need more 90's/early 2000's up in here. They really knew their audience back then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 13:21:38 2013 No.935380 File: 334 KB, 1280x960, pokemon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>935338 Poliwhirl showed up on a lot of the food product boxes. (not just pic related)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 13:22:38 2013 No.935381 >>935371 The ads remind me of garbage pail kids.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 13:24:38 2013 No.935386 >>935338 I don't know, but Poliwhirl, to my eyes, is the quintessential Pokemon. It's just so, well, random and silly looking, and distinctively Japanese.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 13:29:38 2013 No.935396 >>929278 There was a player's guide for... Mario Paint?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 13:30:08 2013 No.935404 wipeout xl guy peeing in his pants ad anyone?

Anonymous Thu Jul 25 13:33:38 2013 No.935413

>>935396
Yes. It was mostly comprised of how to make tilesets to recreate iconic games, but also had tips and tricks, and showed you how to do some "advanced" techniques, even how to make a music video with some basic video (as in VCR) editing and dubbing in music from a stereo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 14:01:09 2013 No.935503 >>932048 I can't imagine playing donkey kong country on a stick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 14:22:08 2013 No.935549 File: 401 KB, 1280x1280, PW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>935338 I'm so sad he hasn't caught on further He's so loveable ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 14:30:38 2013 No.935562 File: 477 KB, 800x1122, Nintendo Vending.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 14:41:08 2013 No.935587 >>935503 I've played Mega Man X on one, can't be too hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 14:55:09 2013 No.935609 File: 148 KB, 481x640, 1365059762594.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 20:18:38 2013 No.936527 bump

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 20:34:38 2013 No.936583 >>920604 that enemy on screen looks like a penis...on purpose

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 20:52:38 2013 No.936649 File: 3 KB, 376x327, 1363385512899.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>920630 >mfw I had this as a kid

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 20:53:38 2013 No.936658 File: 39 KB, 400x456, 1318619031450.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>925876 >Each glove is a batman glove

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 21:02:38 2013 No.936686 >>928047 I remember this ad when I was a kid. I couldn't get over how bullshit that bar graph was.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 21:11:38 2013 No.936713 >>936658 You really never saw those before, bro? They were all over Nintendo Power back in the day. You know you want them

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 21:18:09 2013 No.936741 >>936713 Can't remember them. I still find old retro ads for Earthworm Jim 3D and Waverace 64 in old comic books from time to time. Maybe I'll scan some and post them on /vr/ someday.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 21:28:08 2013 No.936792 >>936713 >tfw you actually do want some kind of gaming gloves so your mouse and controllers won't get all gunky after a year of use >there are no gaming gloves that are actually functional and not just hipster accessories

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 21:31:08 2013 No.936805 >>935371 >Hey mom let's buy Earthbound! >What's it about? >Read about it in my Nintendo Power! >gros

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 23:08:09 2013 No.937119 >>936792 They're batting gloves, just go to a Sports Authority.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 01:12:09 2013 No.937507 >>937119 >batman gloves >batting gloves >bat i c wut u did der

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 01:34:12 2013 No.937586 File: 31 KB, 328x304, 1371864792275.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>928045 >le double face Couldn't help it.

>>	DJ Orwell !!BK/RnzYxLVZ Fri Jul 26 01:52:09 2013 No.937657 I love these threads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 01:58:09 2013 No.937680 File: 1.24 MB, 853x1175, MSX Magazine - No. 8 (1986-12)(Laser Magazine)(FR)_Page_04.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>937586 >la micro double face

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 05:47:09 2013 No.938139 File: 199 KB, 700x955, some of this my god.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 09:17:10 2013 No.938386 File: 596 KB, 959x1280, 1373646995355.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>938139 >sleeveless denim Now you can show you're a fan without hiding your redneck heritage!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 10:27:11 2013 No.938486 File: 275 KB, 1000x694, THE ESSTENTIALS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 10:50:40 2013 No.938516 >>935562 >tfw no such thing as a Nintendo vending machine ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 10:53:40 2013 No.938517 >>938139 >2 Dudes With Atti2udes Shit, Nineties, shit, I have nothing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 12:58:10 2013 No.938750 File: 449 KB, 1296x1728, pokemon-center-vending-machine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>938516 pic related >>938486 Add-ons guys! They'll keep your system relevant forever!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 13:00:11 2013 No.938756 File: 191 KB, 500x648, tumblr_mkm3cnaYxy1rnop36o1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 13:01:10 2013 No.938758 >>938756 I'D LOVE TO BODYSLAM THOSE CHICKS AND MAKE THEM SCREAM LIKE THE CROWD DID WHENEVER I SLAMMED THE 8675309 TON ANDRE IN FRONT OF 31337 BILLION HULKAMANIACS AT THE PONTIAC SILVERDOME BROTHER

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 13:09:10 2013 No.938772 >>926064 That reminds me of those release lists I see in /v/ that put every single indie game they could find under PC.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 13:11:10 2013 No.938779 >>938772 >Going on /v/ Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 13:46:40 2013 No.938831 File: 48 KB, 375x508, pc master race.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this retro enough?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 13:47:11 2013 No.938834 >>926064 Isn't that hypocritical of Sega? Weren't they touting their smaller library of "superior" games over the NES?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 13:51:10 2013 No.938839 >>938831 anyone can see tits on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 16:20:49 2013 No.939231 File: 174 KB, 600x823, DON'T CATCH THE ZOOP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 16:26:48 2013 No.939242 File: 191 KB, 1008x693, loadedads.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 16:42:18 2013 No.939282 >>938831 "and of those two, neither have seen breasts in the flesh."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 16:48:48 2013 No.939301 File: 273 KB, 1461x978, 1367655141589.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 18:15:18 2013 No.939527 File: 397 KB, 486x3155, high school musicvania.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>930725 Fuckin' loled. 10/10 if trolling 7/10 if pasta

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 18:45:49 2013 No.939609 >>935371 Even if you understand the joke, its bad advertisement that wouldnt make anyone want to buy it. But the real reason why it did not sell were the visuals and release date.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 18:51:48 2013 No.939629 File: 733 KB, 1440x1919, oddworld ad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 18:56:49 2013 No.939638 File: 504 KB, 737x1024, Untitled-4.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I remember a different variant of this ad that ran in nintendo power all the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 19:02:18 2013 No.939652 >>938772 I miss /v/ before pc gaming took over around 2008.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 19:09:18 2013 No.939660 >>928047 They should make these for Nintendo's newer consoles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 19:15:19 2013 No.939679 File: 1.38 MB, 322x242, paragon.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>928580 >filename

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 21:38:11 2013 No.939932 >>939609 That's funny, because I seem to remember the ad bringing the game's existence to my attention AND SUBSEQUENTLY BUYING THE GAME.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 22:02:18 2013 No.939978 Fuck you Bobby

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 22:03:18 2013 No.939981 >>923556 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 22:09:18 2013 No.939989 File: 68 KB, 531x253, power grips.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>928047 catpcha >had gbaymen

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 22:17:49 2013 No.940004 >>939981 lol'd hard

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 22:21:18 2013 No.940017 >>931682 So was the MSX version, it only got good after the second game

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 00:11:19 2013 No.940261 >>938779 Oh shut up. I bet you go on there too. I love this board but god damn the elitism on here is retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 00:53:48 2013 No.940335 >>939989 That's some bulletproof science right there,

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 00:58:49 2013 No.940340 File: 449 KB, 960x640, transparent_tadpole_by_melvynyeo-d5de5qc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>935549 Pretty loveable for a creature that's basically got its guts on display.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 01:52:48 2013 No.940408 >>940340 god, I thought that was just shit in his body. I guess it still technically is though. I am also a huge Poliworld fan, some more love for him nowadays would be swell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 02:05:48 2013 No.940428 File: 79 KB, 612x667, ogre.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>940340 Is it just stuff he ate? Is it a poopswirl?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 02:10:49 2013 No.940437 >>940428 It's the tadpole's intestine. So yeah, it's pretty much shit you're seeing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 08:28:22 2013 No.940871 File: 313 KB, 637x1651, 1373646482525.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 09:37:22 2013 No.940949 File: 345 KB, 811x1080, hulk_hogan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>938758

Anonymous Sat Jul 27 10:21:52 2013 No.941004
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>>940871
konami's MSX games are fucking amazing collector's items, I have Snatcher already and have SD Snatcher on the way. I'm trying to resist buying MG2 since I don't really have the cash right now.

The amount of detail put into the manuals is amazing, they are thick with information and art.

Also I'd kill for these, but they were only specially made for SD Snatcher's cover art and advertisinh an Kojima has them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 10:26:52 2013 No.941010 >>939301 Oh man this shit would never fly today I miss those days

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 11:25:52 2013 No.941110 >>941010 These days exist because of those days. That has always been the case.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 13:04:52 2013 No.941279 Sweet jesus these old ads are FOAMING with testosterone. If only they'd make one about Doom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 18:16:25 2013 No.941925 >>920534 That is so accurate it's scary. It's crazy how stuff like this takes on a new meaning over the years.

>>	Anomalous <3 Kevin Barnes !RwWz1Q8p9Y Sat Jul 27 20:29:54 2013 No.942179 >>928482 3DO is probably my 2nd favorite console next to Dreamcast.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 21:55:55 2013 No.942335 >>920573 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 23:36:25 2013 No.942585 >>941925 How the fuck is that accurate? I don't remember the terrorists just buzzing the Trade Center and making a recovery on 9/11

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 08:32:41 2013 No.943489 File: 145 KB, 478x640, yXi2BZe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Over 100 outrageously great games >great games >on Sega CD I'm sorry but the only good Sega CD game is that one Marky Mark game

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 08:34:41 2013 No.943493 >>943489 >implying Kriss Kross didn't make you jump jump ...with your clothes on backwards

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 08:50:41 2013 No.943514 >>943493 All I remember about that game is the miggity-miggity-miggity-miggty mack daddy and the weird lady that wants to see daddy mack "dribbling between his legs"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 10:31:12 2013 No.943642 >>943514 I've never actually played it. :)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 10:38:42 2013 No.943648 >>943642 Neither have I

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 00:04:44 2013 No.945169 bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 00:09:15 2013 No.945180 >>943648 i played it last week

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 01:32:44 2013 No.945312 File: 94 KB, 189x200, 1363833329864.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>925852

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 01:50:14 2013 No.945356 File: 98 KB, 461x345, d3e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>945312 10/10.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 16:48:45 2013 No.946842 >>926064 Sega really had a lot of balls back then, boasting about "blast processing" even though the 7MHz processor was the only physical advantage to the SNES.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 16:51:46 2013 No.946849 Does Don't Copy that Floppy count?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 09:19:45 2013 No.948667 >>946842 That's like saying an internal combustion engine is the "only" advantage a Harley has over a Huffy.

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