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9202040 No.9202040 [Reply] [Original]

You are approaching Saturn.
You are only seconds away.
I have arranged for you to meet my... companion.
He will lead you. Watch and listen. Please. Don't. Disappoint him. He doesn't like that...

>> No.9202041
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9202041

WE ARE 5 YEARS AWAY FROM ENTERING THE 21ST CENTURY. HUMANKIND STANDS ON THE EDGE OF THE INTERACTIVE AGE.
YOU HAVE COME A LONG WAY.
ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUTURE?

>> No.9202043
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9202043

Introducing - Sega Saturn!
Bwahhhhhhhhhhh hit it!
Sega's next generation gaming platform.
Revolutionary sports and arcade gameplay ALL with AMAZING NEW 3D EXPERIENCES never before possible on home game systems. (Wow!)
*rock music

>> No.9202045

hello sanshiro, i hope youre doing well in jap heaven

>> No.9202046
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9202046

SEGA SATURN
*rock music
IT'S HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME
*rock music
HEHEHEHEHYAHYAHYAHYAHAHA
*rock music

>> No.9202047
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9202047

HEHEHEHEYAHYAHYAHYAHAHA

>> No.9202048
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9202048

>cuts to body builder
Sega Saturn - the benchmark of engineering excellence.
Combinding 3 32-bit RISC processors with 5 additional processors to create a head-SNAPPING 500,000 polygons per second. (Wow!)
Experience Sega Saturn's monster torque and parallel processing power... All the speed and handling you'd expect - and every inch a SEGA!
*rave music

>> No.9202050
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9202050

YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME?
BUT NO ONE HAS PLAYED THIS HARD, THIS FAST, THIS REAL!
UNTIL NOW.
COME.
LOOK INTO THE WORLD OF SEGA SATURN.

>> No.9202051

SEGA
SMEGMA

>> No.9202054
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9202054

>cuts to bearded man
VIRTUA FIGHTER!
*rave music

>> No.9202058
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9202058

>cuts to bearded man spinning in a tutu
(PANZER DRAGOON!)
*rave music
>cuts to bearded man spinning in a tutu again
(BUG!)
*rave music
>cuts back to bearded man
(BLACK FIRE!)
*rave music
>bearded man in tutu does a curtsy

>> No.9202060
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9202060

SEGA SATURN
THE MOST POWERFUL...
THE MOST TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED GAME SYSTEM...
ANYWHERE!

>> No.9202061
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9202061

hahaha, yeah!

>> No.9202063
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9202063

Sega Saturn is the newest and most indulgent taste temptation from Sega!
Delivering crystal clear digital video and rich CREAMY 3D graphics.
And each unit is topped off with a delicious DSP chip, dedicated to SCRUMPTIOUS 3D sound! This gourmet meal from Sega goes OH SO WELL with all these yummy mouth-watering titles!
(NHL STAR HOCKEY)
*rock music

>> No.9202065
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9202065

(CLOCKWORK KNIGHT)
*rock music
(DAYTONA USA)
*rock music
(WORLDWIDE SOCCER)
*rock music

>> No.9202069
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9202069

SEEEEEEGAAAAAAA
>lightning strikes
SATURN!!!!

>> No.9202070
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9202070

INNNNNNCOMMMMIIIINNNNNGGGGG!!!
*rave music

>> No.9202073
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9202073

GO FARTHER THAN YOU HAVE EVER GONE BEFORE.
SEGA SATURN. PLAY YOUR GAMES IN THE 21ST CENTURY,
AND LEAVE THE REST OF THE WORLD BEHIND!
HEHEHEHEHYAHYEHAYAYAHYAHYA!!

>> No.9202076
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9202076

Thank you for your attention!
Now it's time to explore your inner-realm!
Open your brain and look inside!
Prepeare to enter - the theater of the eye!

>> No.9202087 [DELETED] 
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9202087

its pronounced SHITURN

>> No.9202112

>>9202040
>>9202076
I want to put my penis in this xomyn's rings

>> No.9202121

Meanwhile in the UK
>lol pretendo innit
>lol plaything innit
>um buy sega oi guess?

>> No.9202124

>>9202121
the game is never over

>> No.9202132 [DELETED] 

>>9202087
It's pronounced kill yourself.

>> No.9202462

Yeah this definitively makes me want a Saturn, or if I was a kid, change the channel because off-brand Batista is scaring me

>> No.9202565

The only SEGA commercial immortalized as samples used in an official Sonic media.
https://youtu.be/knCht1R_-1A

>> No.9202635

>>9202565
This version is cancerous.

>> No.9203526

>>9202041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BcFHvEpP7A

>> No.9205020 [DELETED] 

>>9202132
Good thing Bernie already did after a group of boys from /vr/ fucked his daughter in front of him did a huge creampie gangbang and bukkake session for about 20 hours straight. Bern couldn't take it anymore and blew his brains out with a shotgun. The media covered it up but the true /vr/ boys know the truth.

>> No.9206680

>>9202112

Yes. Somebody find out who played the Saturn so we can see how well xe aged