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9087270 No.9087270 [Reply] [Original]

Choose your Zelda.

>> No.9087291

The thumbnail makes aLTTP Zelda looks like a stretched wario face with a shit-eating grin.

>> No.9087313

The one with the biggest boobies :)

>> No.9087375
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>>9087313

>> No.9087396
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>>9087375
Wind Waker Zelda a cute!

>> No.9087401

>>9087396
Does TP Zelda have BPD?

>> No.9087413

>>9087401
No, she's autistic or psychopathic.

>> No.9087415

she always looked like she had devil horns in minish cap

>> No.9087430

>>9087401
It's a mistranslation. It was a meme template where people drew a character/s responding to the question in varying ways, and the artist used multiple Zelda for it. However, whoever put the english text there replaced the type of response with the game they were from. It doesn't say "Twilight Princess", it says an unresponsive response.

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>>9087430

>> No.9087441
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>>9087436

>> No.9087446
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>>9087441

>> No.9087451

>>9087436
So what's everything meant to say

>> No.9087473

>>9087270
adventure of link zelda without hesitation

>> No.9087496

>>9087451
pretty much exactly what >>9087396 says, except they didn't translate the emotional states of 1) smiling 2) crying 3) tsundere 4) dumbfounded 5) panicked 6) no reaction

>> No.9087535
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>>9087270
Ocarina

>> No.9087541

>>9087473

Yeah I mean she's the only non-chibi-super-deformed-whatever one, so there's really no choice.

>> No.9087761

>>9087535
If link fell in love with oot zelda it would be mostly based on time with shiek/thinking she's a dude. What does that say about (You) anon?
Actually, it'd be fine since its just quirky fridge logic, but malon seems more likely anyway.

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>>9087761
I actually don't care that much for Sheik or her child form, but I like how regal her adult form looks
Link definitely got with Malon tho

>> No.9088276

>>9087270
>first zelda
my fucking dick

>> No.9088324

>>9087535
She looks like she fucks Dark Links

>> No.9088446

>>9087430
Nah, it’s more like saying
“Is that right?”

>> No.9088512
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>>9087270

>> No.9088541

>>9087270
Adventure Of Link Zelda.
The hardest game = the hardest fucking.

>> No.9088554

>>9088446
I mean the little box next to response itself.

>> No.9088589

>>9088554
is that right?

>> No.9088609

>>9087313
The one with no boobies :)

>> No.9088657

>>9087496
This does not answer the original question, so I'm going to, since you're an idiot.

Twilight Princess Zelda is the only Zelda who literally has no emotional connection to Link at all.

SS Zelda is his childhood friend
LttP Zelda & Link earned a reputation for having a tragic romance thanks to the Ishinomori comic and their psychic bond
WW Zelda tough demeanor has given her a tsundere depiction in the fan community
OoT Link has no real reason to say that he loves Zelda because that's not the kind of relationship they have in that game
Z1 Zelda has never fucking even seen Link before and is just a kid, so it would completely catch her by surprise.
To TP Zelda (a stoic ruler who let Zant take over Hyrule to save her people), Link is some guy she's seen twice; and once was when she was being mind controlled.

>> No.9088882

>>9088657
>SS Zelda is his childhood friend
Nakadashi NOW
Irrumation NOW

>> No.9088967

>>9087976
>Link definitely got with Malon tho
Based on what? Your personal headcanon?

>> No.9088978

>>9088657
>WW Zelda tough demeanor has given her a tsundere depiction in the fan community
Are you retarded? Who gives a fuck about the fan community?

>> No.9088980

>>9088967
>canon police

weewooweewoo

>> No.9088986

>>9087270
Princess is the last thing I care about.

>> No.9089003

>>9087270
Ruto.

>> No.9089194

>>9089003
No

>> No.9089546

>>9088980
Fuck off

>> No.9089608

>>9088609
>how to spot homosexuals with one simple trick

>> No.9089656

>>9087375
TP Zelda has the biggest boobs and you KNOW it

>> No.9090749

>>9088967
His descendant is a farmhand that knows Epona's song

>> No.9090780

Pretty sure that TP/Brawl Zelda gave me an elbow gloves fetish as a kid

>> No.9090823

>>9087270
Does Zelda Williams count?

>> No.9090853
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>>9087270
> Adventure of Link Zelda has already assumed the position while wearing a red dress
I know which one I’m going for, boys

>> No.9090902

>>9087270
I always found it funny how Oracles Zelda is pretty much just Marin with a crown.
It retroactively makes Link mistaking Marin for Zelda perfectly understandable.

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Rubinstein.

>> No.9091045

>>9088324
kek

>> No.9091050

>>9090823
What has she even been up to? All I remember is that one time she was fucking around with /v/.

>> No.9091058

>>9087375
this made me appreciate the cdi design

>> No.9091108
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>>9091058
I've always thought it has a certain tomboyish charm to it.

>> No.9091363

>>9087291
LOL

>> No.9091893

>>9087270

>> No.9091958
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>>9087270
Adventure of Link. Look at that sexy, reclining, freshly rescued princess.

>> No.9092182
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It's time to choose.

>> No.9092189

>>9092182
Well, it looks like we won't be working together.

>> No.9092358

>>9092182
WHAT
THE
FUCK

>> No.9092414

>>9089656
Shame all the porn is for BOTW and LBW Zelda these days.

>> No.9092687

>>9087270

>> No.9092713

>>9092182
More than half of those are not retro

>> No.9092719

>>9088978
The person who drew that picture and chose her for the Zelda to represent the tsundere box.

>> No.9092731
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>> No.9092734

>>9092414
I'm convinced that the all Nintendo porn is based heavily on who they're depicted in Smash Bros and whatever the last most popular game is. That's why you don't see porn of 90s Kim Basinger Samus or any female F-Zero racers.

>> No.9092743

>>9092713
Only 4 of them. GameCube and GBA are over 20 years old now.

>> No.9092753
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>>9092731

>> No.9092807
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>>9092753

>> No.9092847

>>9092731
SS Zelda doesn't want an orgy, she wants exclusivity with Link

>> No.9092852

>>9092753
canon

>> No.9092861

>>9092743
GameCube and GBA are not retro consoles they are "allowed" consoles.

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>>9092713
>More than half of those are not retro

>> No.9093034

>>9092861
Sorry, buddy; 20 year old consoles aren't still "brand new" just because because you were born in the 80s.

>> No.9093037

>>9093034
is your ball point pen from 2000 retro?

>> No.9093048

>>9093037
Which brand are you talking about? Because it depends on what specific style and product line you mean.

>> No.9093056

>>9092414
At least there's still that Secazz video :)

>> No.9093331

>>9087396
>>9092731
>>9092753
>>9092807
It looks like no one who made these ever played Skyward Sword.
>>9088657
>SS Zelda is his childhood friend
And she's kinda irate and bossy, not always cutesy with Link.

>> No.9093535
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9093535

>>9092182
...

>> No.9093575

>>9092358
idgi

>> No.9093580

>>9093331
so you're saying she doesn't want link nakadashi

>> No.9093645
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>> No.9093684

>>9087396
>Zelda II
Gonna the redhead

>> No.9093692

>>9093684
Oops, meant for this>>9092182

>> No.9093750

>>9087291
kek

>> No.9094993

>>9087375

lol, inclusion of CDI zelda and DIC Zelda

>> No.9095161

>>9087291
kek I can see it

>> No.9095168

>>9087375
FS Zelda is so cute. My favorite

>> No.9095236

>>9095168
Why?

>> No.9095267

>>9092731
>>9092753
>>9092807
The TP ones kill me.

>> No.9095308

>>9095168
>>9095236
Huge ponytails are awesome.

>> No.9095315

>>9087375
>pic clearly made by a Japanese person
>CDi and TV Zeldas
>No Hyrule Warriors Zelda
How

>> No.9095339

>>9087396
>>9087436
This meme has always been retarded. OoT Zelda was insanely thirsty for Link.

>>9093331
You're retarded too.

>> No.9095343

>>9093056
Subhuman taste.

>> No.9095360
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>>9095315
It predates Hyrule Warriors. And the cartoon and cdi Zeldas make the list because Zelda is THAT much of the artist's waifu.
But you can have this image of Hyrule Warriors dressed up as Captain N Zelda by them if you want.

>> No.9095362
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>>9095360
And here's DiC Zelda and OoT Zelda swapping outfits.

>> No.9095396
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>>9095315
>>pic clearly made by a Japanese person
>>CDi and TV Zeldas
Believe it or not, the CDi games are about as much of a meme in Japan as they are in the western world, although the average normalfags over there are even more confused.
There's even some appreciation for CDi Zelda's design among jap artists too which is nice to see.

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>> No.9095576

>>9092182

Is Terra an option before she learned about her heritage and was put in a cupboard?

>> No.9095617

>>9095362
I'm not from America, never watched the TV show, why are her knockers THAT big?

>> No.9095635

>>9095617
america loved tits in the 80s

>> No.9095785
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>>9095308
>>9095236
Yeah the huge pony tail does it for me. Her massive bow also look like horns, which gives her a feistier look.

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>>9090823
Of course!

>> No.9095845

>>9095617
She's American. That's the joke.

>> No.9095861

>>9095635
i dont remember her tits being that big, in fact they werent

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>>9095861

>> No.9095887
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>>9095882

>> No.9095924

>>9095887
Yeah the model sheet definitely isn't *as* stacked, but those still protrude pretty far from her waist.

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>>9095924
>anon sees boobs at all
>are these gigantic mega tits?

>> No.9095987
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9095987

Why do so many people hate the Legend of Zelda cartoon? I thought it was pretty cool.

I can understand why the CDI cutscenes are shit, but just don't understand why Zelda fans hate the cartoon.

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9095994

>>9095963
>xhi doesn't know how cup sizes work

>> No.9096109

>>9092753
>"But I poop from there!"
Not right now, you don't.

>> No.9096157

>>9095339
Why are you having a go at me after disagreeing with them? SS Zelda isn't like the pics characterize her.

>> No.9096179

>>9095987
Because Link is a funny asshole instead of a mute hero with no personality from muh Smash Bros. The same people think any characterization of Mario that predates "bing bing wahoo" isn't valid.

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>>9096109
Classic.

>> No.9096352

>>9093331
Yeah but on the other hand, they were smart enough to not play SS.

>> No.9096358

>>9096352
In my mind SS Zelda is the dream girl. I have not played SS but I am firm on this issue.

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>>9087270
MY ZELDA IS A BLONDE AND SHE ALWAYS WILL BEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.9096614

>>9087270
why not include oot and ww?

>> No.9096628

>>9096614
Looks like the OP image focuses on the sprite based ones.

>> No.9096631

>>9096628
oh yeah, I saw this earlier on /v/, so I just approached this from the angle of "being retro"
should've been pretty obvious, my bad for being retarded

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyX0mVB_H_k

>> No.9096978

>>9087270
Don't forget about CDI Zelda.

>> No.9097347

>>9095987
It's a pretty good fantasy cartoon for the time. People take issue because the characterisations were all different, but really what did they have to go off? The newest game was Zelda 2.

>> No.9098140

I could've saved them all