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Did anyone else think his sword was his dick?

>> No.8908952
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>>8908945

>> No.8908979

Yes I saw that old flash animation too

>> No.8908989

>>8908945
no you are the first person in history to think this. Congrats

>> No.8908996 [SPOILER] 
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8908996

HO - LY. CRAP.

>> No.8908997

It was always obvious to me it was his sword. Never did I think it was his schlong. I always thought "Why did they color him weird?" People just like seeing penises.

>> No.8909036

>>8908945
wtf no

>> No.8909134
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8909134

Give it to me straight, /vr/: Am I retarded?

>> No.8909136

>>8908945
No but I saw his shield as a magic wand

>> No.8909141

>>8908997
>people just like seeing penises
That's right, now drop those pants.

>> No.8909147

How would the game be different if you did use your penis?

>> No.8909159

>>8909134
Only if this wasn’t your first Zelda.

>> No.8909163

>>8909134
No, it's the first thing I saw too when looking at the sprite

>> No.8909417
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8909417

>>8909134

>> No.8909427

>>8908945
the more you look at it the worse it gets
why is this sprite so fucked up

>> No.8909445

>>8909417
Wow.
What year is this for?

>> No.8909451

>>8909445
Looks like 2017, 2012, 2007, 2002, 1997, 1992, or 1987.

>> No.8909469

>>8908945
No, but it kind of does look like a chicken drumstick

>> No.8909705

>>8909445
>>8909451
December started on a Saturday in 1984, 1990, 2001, 2007, 2012, 2018
Hanukkah started on December 11 in 1990 and 2009
So, it has to be 1990

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>>8909417
how am i supposed to write all my appointments on that shitty calendar

>> No.8909835
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8909835

>not using the upgraded sprite

>> No.8909838

>>8908945
Did anyone else shut the fuck up and not loudly announce all the stupid shit they did when they where kids?

>> No.8909839

>>8909835
He’s got really floppy ears.

>> No.8909841

I never saw the sprite wrong but the flesh colored sword always bothered me

>> No.8909864

>>8909841
I hated the lumpy shape, it always looked like a big stick of bologna to me.

>> No.8909869

>>8909838
This is literally a nostalgia board and gamer retirement home though

>> No.8909876

>>8909835
Looks like he's running to take a shit desu

>> No.8909887

>>8909869
Doesn't mean you have to share every stupid thought you have.

>> No.8910397

>>8909835
Link has been skipping leg day.

>> No.8911583

>>8908997
>People just like seeing penises.
No, most people do not.

>> No.8911595

>>8909841
NES was a piece of shit that couldn't do more than 3 colors per sprite unlike the superior Master System

>> No.8911663

>>8911595
3 is plenty for these kinds of games.

>> No.8912325
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8912325

>>8911595
Don't be wilfully dense

>> No.8912362

>>8909835
what's up with that lean he's like halfway to naruto running

>> No.8912387

>>8912325
thanks for proving my point, they had to waste an entire sprite just to get the white on the eyes, compromising the amount of objects that can be shown in the screen at once for the entire game

>> No.8912391

>>8912325
I always thought mario had a tail on SMB2's sprite. Is that suppose to be the back leg

>> No.8913265

>>8908945
penis

>> No.8913273

>>8913265
Sword, actually.

>> No.8913280

>>8911595
>nes is shit
Battletoads on NES is as good as any top master system title.

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