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8907213 No.8907213 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

>Match with a zoomer girl on dating app
>Go to her place
>Her bathroom looks like this
Why does it bother me instead of making me feel good?

>> No.8907221

Is this supposed to be Alucard saying this? How does Castlevania taste anyway?

>> No.8907223

It tastes like leftover mutton that’s been sitting in a wall for ages; which is a pretty accurate description for the taste of most women‘s pussies.

>> No.8907231
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Could be that it's simply trashy as hell. Or the implied flavor of blood, decay, and fishmen.

>> No.8907243

that's not alucard

>> No.8907256

>Match on dating app
>Go to her place
things that never happen

>> No.8907270

Not everyone is as bad at talking to women as you are, anon.

>> No.8907279

She just wants you to lick her pussy, anon. Probably taste like nickels.

>> No.8907280

Spooky pussy doesn't sound appealing

>> No.8907287
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uh really now

>> No.8907292
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> Be OP
> get to actually taste that pussy
> tastes great actually
> she's suddenly starts talking
> what is a man, a miserable little pile of secrets
> OP looks up horrified
> it's Dracula in disguise
> puny mortal has actually fell for it

>> No.8907312

Because that’s disgusting as hell. Any woman using that word is pure trash, but displaying it openly in her home is a grandiose announcement of her most certain whoredom.

But most importantly, Castlevania is a man’s game. I don’t want a woman that actually plays it, because she clearly has an unnatural level of testosterone and that’s nothing but trouble

>> No.8907318
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>tastes great actually
>look up
>see this looking back

>> No.8907325
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>Castlevania is a man’s game

>> No.8907350

He didn’t specifically say straight men

>> No.8907351

It's a reality check. Deep down, your brain recognizes how wrong dating random poser sluts is, no matter how much you deny it.
The only thing you'll get from this is a bunch of STDs from scraping old, crusty nigger cum off her cunt.

>> No.8907365

>screw Sonja

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