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8890727 No.8890727 [Reply] [Original]

Try not to cum.

>> No.8890741

>>8890727
It's ludo

>> No.8890752
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>> No.8890756

>>8890741
I giggled

>> No.8890769

>>8890752
>a level of quality
>in a game where you swallow semen

>> No.8890771

>>8890769
t. never swallowed semen

>> No.8890776

>>8890771
I have an impressive spitting range however

>> No.8890848

>>8890727
"Commodore 64 proves brits will put up with mediocre gameplay if the games cost £6." - Shigeru Miyamoto

>> No.8890862
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>>8890727

>> No.8890867

>>8890727
>Joysticks not needed

>> No.8891951
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>> No.8891968
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>>8890848
£6 was an expensive C64 game.

>> No.8892176

>>8890867
Because you supply your own :D

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>>8890727
There were many small software developers in early 80s in Europe & UK that could only afford these kind of ads in magazines. Many of the advertised titles were weird or seemed scammy.

>> No.8892712
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>>8890727

>> No.8892726

>>8890862
fucking kek

>> No.8892754
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>>8890867
>Joystick
Get yours out

>> No.8893108

>>8892524
I know this is sappy and I'm being grandiose, but I miss the days when you and a few autismo buddies (or just yourself) could band together, program a game to your interests without any corporate meddling, and make a few bucks selling it or just share it as freeware with other autismos in your area.

>> No.8893173

>>8891951
noooo not 100 women and injuns

>> No.8893875
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>>8893173
Might have been one injun woman who's 100

>> No.8893881

>>8890862
Got a chuckle out of me.

>> No.8893884

I'm gonna be honest, I've tried to fap to the old Rance games but I can't do it, I don't think the art was fappable until at least IV

>> No.8893956

>>8893884
But then the scenes themselves became too short to fap to starting with 5

>> No.8893982

>>8893108
That's literally what a ton of indies games are

>> No.8894003

>>8893982
indie is just literally cashgrabbing. small shitty devs who only know Unity and deviantart-tier """pixel artists""" team up to make a quick buck selling their #metroidvania #retro #pixelart game that is about as soulful as your local organic vegetable store or some hipster craft beer.

>> No.8894016 [DELETED] 

>>8890727
"lewdo"? more like "ludo"

>> No.8894024

>>8891968
Oi Nigel! Look at it, a tennis game for 1.99! Can buy one and still have some change for heroin, innit? Tennis is coming 'ome lads!

>> No.8894892

>>8893956
They can be quite long in Quest and X, but that's not retro

>> No.8895034

>>8892712
>brad
>not chad
Ye Olde Chad names sucked, also their version of (((The Tribe))) seems way sexier than what we got.

>> No.8895720

>>8893108
But you still can.

>> No.8896315
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>>8894024
1.99 was expensive when your favorite BBS had it for free

>> No.8896393
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>>8895034
These were probably played late, after everyone else was asleep.

>> No.8896425

>>8895720
He can't and never could

>> No.8896526

LEWDO!
http://www.gamebase64.com/game.php?id=18140&d=18&h=0

>> No.8896542

>>8896526
http://girls.c64.org/a__girls64.php

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>>8890727
Joel played this on stream at one point. It was pretty funny.

>> No.8897943

Gonna fire.

>> No.8898952

>>8896526
>>8890727
Lost media. Pitty, I really would like to know what
happens when you play LEWDO!

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>>8890862
why did I laugh?

>> No.8898975

>>8894003
yeah the """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""pixel artist""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" metroidvania craze is getting lame.

or better yet Rogue style games. because there can never be enough rogue style games

>> No.8899015

>>8898975
>there can never be enough rogue style games
Well yes, for actual roguelikes. But there's hardly any of those being made, just """""roguelikes""""" that are actually roguelites at best.

>> No.8899024

>>8893982
not like that!! that's new! new bad old good!!!! reeeeeeeeee

>> No.8899051

Anyone here own arcade porn games like Gals Panic?
Which ones are worth picking up and which ones to skip? I see loads of original arcade PCBs for these for cheap on Ebay and the MAME emulation for these is rarely fully functional for some reason.

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>>8892524
Scammy? Nah, Those obscure mail order games were pieces of art, I tell you. Independent art!

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>>8896393
after your 16-year old daughter goes to bed. This mentality was rampant in the 80s.

>> No.8900559

>>8898960
Cuz it was funny, ya big goof.

>> No.8900705

>>8900545
Nice projection bro, but what does your creepy fetish have to do with the post you replied to?
I grew up in the 80s, never saw any of this "rampant" shit. The 80s was just when people started talking about it publically instead of dealing with it privately.