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8814992 No.8814992 [Reply] [Original]

Why's he always mocking and looking down on you? Mario was never mean like that.

>> No.8815003
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Only if you see it that way. What's not to say Sonic is taking you up for a challenge by mocking you and pushing you to be your better self? Don't be a fag.

>> No.8815007

>>8814992
The amount of fragile, weak, spineless zoomers on today is really out of control. Man up you gigantic fagit.

>> No.8815019
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>>8814992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNTpXX43QxY

>> No.8815021

He relied on 'tude because he couldn't compete on substance

>> No.8815025

Sonic is good and mario is bad

>> No.8815028

>>8815021
He was smug because he didn't even have to try to completely BTFO the entirety of the Mario franchise.

>> No.8815030

>>8814992
idk he doesn't seem like that, it's more like "tut tut tut, you can't catch me"

>> No.8815046

>yo Ro-BUTT-nik!
Uh, that is bullying and it's not cool Sonic

>> No.8815054
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>>8815046
Sonic's just a bit tsundere desu

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>>8815054
Holy fuck, how do I get a Sonic gf (male)!?

>> No.8815117
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>>8814992
>Mario was never mean like that.

>> No.8815124

>>8814992
Being a total shithead was the in thing in the 90s.

>> No.8815286

>>8815117
Italians can get pretty nasty regarding football.

>> No.8815331
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>>8814992
he only does that because he experiences one of our seconds as a million years of his time

>> No.8815358

>>8815331
So the world isn't flat, it's shaped like a turkey Twizzler.

>> No.8815379

>>8815358
Jamie Oliver on suicide watch

>> No.8815403

>>8814992
Because he’s insecure about his terrible upbringing. He used to get beat by his drunk dad and now brings out that repressed anger on other people.

>> No.8815494

>>8815286
That's soccer

>> No.8815540

>>8815494
That's Amore.

>> No.8815791

>>8814992
sonic actually has a character meanwhile mario's a creepy robot who's personality is literally just "wahoo". it makes perfect sense that a character nobody can keep up with would be flippant and maybe a bit smug. sonic's still a good guy though, far better than mario. he does what he does to save all the animals and in some cases the entire planet, meanwhile mario is only concerned with princess pussy she never even gives him.

>> No.8815994

>>8815331
Wait his brain is operating at high speed too? Damn, the sonic lore is dumber than I thought.

>> No.8816017

>>8814992
Because he wants you to man up

>> No.8816021

>>8815791
I agree 100% with this post. Perfectly put.

>> No.8816051

>>8815994
nah its just a shitty capeshit retcon the movies are going with

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>>8815068
>Lewd /trash/ on /vr/
No sir I don't like it. Not on here!

>> No.8816073
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>>8815403
Couldn't be more wrong.

>> No.8816080
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>>8816073
what did they mean by this?

>> No.8816097

>>8815117
Fuck Mario, he's quite literally a steaming pile of shit that I wouldn't mind if Nintendo killed him off.

>> No.8816117

>>8816073
>>8816080
Not Canon tho.

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>>8816073
>>8816080
That's not his dad. That's unrobotized Uncle Chuck. Do you even satam?

>> No.8816929

SOnic? he can reallymove.
Sonic? He's got the attitude
Sonic? he is the fatest thing aliveiaie

>> No.8816951

It's the opposite. Sonic is cocky towards Robotnik, he's inviting you to go on an adventure and be as cool as him.

>> No.8816985
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>>8816117
Sonic Jr is canon

>> No.8817000
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>>8815540
That's Terror.

>> No.8817007

>>8816072
Watch Ren & Stimpy lately?

>> No.8817624

>>8815021
What substance does Mario have?

>> No.8817629

>>8815358
Isn't it based like a ring in the comics

>> No.8818083

>>8817624
Crystal meth.

>> No.8818253

He's too cocky bing bing bros

>> No.8819440

>>8814992
>Sonic
>Everyone's friend
Never forget what first led Chris Chan down his ever descending spiral into madness.

>> No.8819441

>>8817624
What?

>> No.8819491
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>>8819440
>And I just won!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcDotlrD5JE

>> No.8819943

>>8815117
Master Miyamoto decreed that these games are not canon, Mario is always nice and non-threatening.

>> No.8820287

>>8819943
he'll nicely and non-threateningly genocide most of the fauna in the mushroom kingdom

really mario's personality perfectly represents the passive-aggressive politeness of japanese boomers so it's perfect really

>> No.8820316

>>8819440
cwc's sonichu canon takes much more elements from pokemon than it does sonic. i think chris would've ended up the same regardless of what specifically he consoomed. its the hyper-consummation at everyone around him's expense (and all that implies) that's the real problem

>> No.8820521

>>8814992
Mario literally kidnapped a father and then tried to murder his minor son.

>> No.8821486
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>>8820521
False, monkeys are not people so you can't kidnap or murder them. All he did was run an unlicensed circus side show for a bit and defend his property rights.

>> No.8823453

>>8821486
it was clearly vengeance for the last game

>> No.8823456

>>8815054
Hot

>> No.8823557

>>8821486
Mario should have been yelling "You don't know what pain is!" to Donkey Kong while wearing night vision goggles while tucking in his package and dancing while also asking Donkey Kong Jr. "Was she a great big fat person?"

>> No.8823586

>>8815021
The thing is that the Mega Drive games have massively more depth in almost any area you care to mention and it's so obviously the case that I genuinely can't see how someone could argue otherwise except perhaps in sheer quantity of levels or difficulty.

>> No.8823624

>>8814992
because he’s bad, he’s bad come on, you know he’s bad, he’s bad ya know it.

>> No.8823645

>>8823586
mario hands you its depth on a silver platter, sonic requires you to get creative and make your own fun. its really more like a skateboarding game than a traditional platformer.

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>>8823624

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>>8823624
>>8823717
Amy Rose is not his lover.
She's just a girl who thinks that Sonic's the one.
But the kid is not his son.

>> No.8823784

>>8815994
https://acamh.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1111/1469-7610.00043#:~:text=Temporal%20processing%20skills%20may%20play,without%20consideration%20of%20future%20consequences.

>> No.8823847

>>8823723
>>8816985

it just werks

>> No.8824490
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>>8823723
There's only one way to handle pink hedgehog thottery