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/vr/ Humor thread

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>> No.8736423

>>8736380
Is this the only game where Kirby speaks? If so, then he's a real asshole.

>> No.8736487

>>8736423
yes and yes

>> No.8736551

>>8736339
this would never be allowed nowadays

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>> No.8736576

>>8736350
the Toad one is the most accurate

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>>8736551
either way its a fake ad, same as pic related, but still fun

>> No.8736626

>>8736350
>tfw used to play yoshi
>without fail, he's going to grow up to be gay
h-haha, funny joke

>> No.8736658

>>8736350
I played both Toad and DK when I was a kid so what does that make me?

>> No.8736661

>>8736356
I think the cat’s tail would rip off before building up much speed.

>> No.8736730

>>8736350
The Wario community just can't stop winning.

>> No.8736779

>>8736350
too obvious that a Wario main made this

>> No.8736809

>>8736616
>same as pic related, but still fun

Oh damn. I used to think it was real from GamePro. Searching says it's a Doomworld April Fools prank. The scorch marks on the wall is a zdoom feature. If anything, GamePro would be talking about the PSX version or SuperFami.

>> No.8736824 [DELETED] 

>>8736412
There's literally nothing wrong with this.

>> No.8736846

>>8736338
Haha imagine a mating press with Aeris, hoo-wee what a wacky caper!

>> No.8736861

>>8736372
>kongstipation
kek

>> No.8736926

>>8736350
I always picked Wario/Waluigi and I'm not what you would call cool

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>>8736846
haha, that's crazy man

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>>8736406

>> No.8737006

>>8736932
jej

>> No.8737012 [DELETED] 

>>8736412
>instead I will relive someone else's, to get validation from strangers online

>> No.8737028

>>8736350
Image is bullshit. Luigi has noticeably different handling than Mario.

>> No.8737594 [DELETED] 

>>8736626
Sorry you were molested

>> No.8737628

>>8736350
Wario bros… we win again…

>> No.8738442

that mario kart 64 chart really caught the attention of the people...

>> No.8738817

>>8736571
Does the psychic indian astrologer still operate?

>> No.8738829

>>8736661
Wait are you saying that somebody made up a story on the internet in an attempt to be funny?

>> No.8738843

>>8736365
Seems like a cool dude in my book.

>> No.8738858

>>8736658
a faggot

>> No.8738920

>>8736661
>I think the cat’s tail would rip off before building up much speed.
No. I'm not sure if I believe the story, but you could definitely whip a cat around by its tail.

>> No.8738921

>>8736338
my first vidya fap

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>>8736350

>> No.8738950 [DELETED] 

>>8736730
Yea, but Israel. So not all positive.

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>>8738921
there is an alternate version

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>> No.8739275

Aeris sure has a nice pair of perky tits.

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>> No.8739335

>>8739320
holy sheet
his face, skin tone, eyes,... everything is perfect except he no smile.
He genuinely looks like rockman

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>filename

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>>8736361
This guy is everywhere

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>8/10 in America

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>>8739389
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>> No.8739449

>>8736338
Now post page 119.

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>>8739389

>> No.8739472

>>8739346
more like remasters and remakes now, lol

>> No.8739487

>>8739281
>extra patches of red out of nowhere
Idk, seems like a stretch.

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>>8739452
I can stomach neural upscale

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>> No.8740031 [DELETED] 

>>8736350
Played as Peach and grew to be trans.

>> No.8740036

>>8739429
I always found it interesting how they both have the same ‘curtains’ haircut

>> No.8740039

>>8736779
and they're the most obnoxious tryhards other than luigi kids

>> No.8740094

>>8736616
Funny how this ended up in Doom Eternal as a hint in the game during loading screens.

>> No.8740259 [DELETED] 

>>8740031
I'm sorry you were molested anon

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>>8740259
no it's because she played as Peach

>> No.8740292

>>8740036
They toyed with the idea that they were brother and sister, but it got scrapped.

>> No.8740296

>>8740274
The pokeball wheels are a great touch.
>>8739360
I beat FF1 recently, and was amazed at what a terrible game it is. Then I saw people online claiming it was "one of their favorites". The future of our species is dim.

>> No.8740309

>>8740274
too sad

>> No.8740323

>>8740296
fatal frame? final fantasy? final fight? all of the above?

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>>8740274
>>she

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>> No.8740376

>>8740323
Final Fantasy - I'm a retard and linked the wrong post somehow. Should have been in reply to:
>>8739349

>> No.8740384

>>8740296
Having FF1 as your favourites in the series makes sense considering how different it is from the rest of the series. Some people may not like teenage angst and romance stories but they may like the DND influence in FF1.

My favourite is FF2 though. Now you can be mad.

>> No.8740396

>>8739354
I just noticed the headphones of the guy in the foreground. That style was comfy.

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>>8736356
Fake and gay, but I still lol'd.

>> No.8740424

>>8740384
>My favourite is FF2 though.
And on that day I knew you would forever be my nigger

>> No.8740426

>>8740292
I mean they ARE related, in the sense that Sephiroth is a descendant of the Cetra.

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>>8739429
Can't unsee.

>> No.8740436

>>8736383
....
PREPARE YOURSELF!

>> No.8740438

>>8740426
He's not, though. He just thought he was.

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>> No.8741205

>>8736412
The irony is that nowadays "dad" usually isn't old enough to have come across those memories when they were relevant, either.

>> No.8741213

>>8741205
it gets replies so it still makes dudes mad tho
they see themselves there

>> No.8741223

>>8739370
Why does he look like Frank Sidebottom?

>> No.8741225

>>8736412
My older brother tried to get his 10 year-old son to watch Saint Seiya with him (we grew up with it back when it aired in Mootxico). He stuck around until sometime in the Poseidon arc, but not before mercilessly pointing out all the show's flaws, such as its repetitious nature and how inconsistent they are in regards to power levels, the whole "the same attack does not work on a Saint twice" shit, etc. My brother never bothered trying to get him to watch another one of his childhood shows kek.

>> No.8741258

>>8740373
quintessential "idk how to end this joke" joke

>> No.8741356

>>8741225
Should of beat him with his belt and told him to enjoy it instead of being a little prick.

>> No.8741356,1 [INTERNAL] 

poo

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Probably my favorite vidya ad ever conceived.

>> No.8741860

>>8736365
I don't get it

>> No.8741882

>>8741860
nigga be down wit da wizzerds yo

>> No.8741909

>>8739448
Yeah gonna research this shit afterwork.

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>>8739387
>modern religion

>> No.8741939

>>8736338
yes, japanese humor eventually got invented

>> No.8741995

>>8739346
jesus

>> No.8742028

>>8739346
Christ

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>>8739281

>> No.8742062

>>8742060
wtaf

>> No.8742075

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDPRwLlpdTU

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>> No.8742125

>>8740438
All humans are descendants of the Cetra, just the half of them that renounced defending the planet.

>> No.8742127

>>8736365
>Zap Muthafucka!
Holy based

>> No.8742129

>>8741258
>>8740373
it would have been funnier if they kissed with their long tongues

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>> No.8742137

>>8740454
Reminds me of the ytmnd days

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only funny if you know where the pic comes from but whatev

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I'm probably the only one who remembers these

>> No.8742231 [DELETED] 

I was of the belief that this board of arrested development, foaming at the mouth schizoid autizmos were incapable of humor.

And I was right; you're all about as funny as being forced to look on helplessly as one's own infant progeny slowly and painfully succumbs to AIDS and cancer -- not that any of you will ever know such heartbreak, as there isn't a woman alive that will let you get near her, let alone impregnate her.

>> No.8742248 [DELETED] 

>>8742231
imagine being the type of person who spends their time making posts like this

>> No.8742251 [DELETED] 

>>8742248
imagine being the type of person who spends their time making posts like this

>> No.8742252 [DELETED] 

>>8742231
Now THIS is /vr/ humor.

>> No.8742254

>>8736365
>Demon Stone
That brings back nothing but fond memories. I found it for like $2 in 2008 and expected it to be garbage but it wasn't AT ALL.

>> No.8742257 [DELETED] 

>>8742251
I am a person who makes posts like that

>> No.8742262 [DELETED] 

>>8742257
>I take the upmost pride in being a busybody

>> No.8742265 [DELETED] 

>>8742262
yeah

>> No.8742267

>>8739502
lmao, when you see it.

>> No.8742286

>>8742254
When demons souls came out and everyone was babbling on about how hard it was, i misheard the name and thought people were talking about this game.

>> No.8742291

>>8742231
>implying you need consent for impregnation.

Oh my sweet summer child.

>> No.8742323

>>8742291
Based ugly bastard

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shut the fuck up and post funny

>> No.8742334 [DELETED] 

>>8739343
Is it Reddit because it involves a meme that's been killed and then partook in millions of acts of necrophilia?

>> No.8742346

>>8739354
Vice or something tracked those lads down a few years back

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none of these?

>> No.8742379

>>8742371
The part where he justs throws himself onto the ground in front of the soldier and screams "How the fuck did he see me, I was prone!" always gets me. Same when he pulls out the fucking can of coolant and points it at the soldier

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>>8742374
fuck yeah dude

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>>8740384
Actually, I'm with you - I moved directly on to FF2 after FF1 in my quest to understand the JRPG players, and it was an immediate about-face. I'm roughly halfway through now, I would guess, and I've been mostly enjoying it. It's still not a "good" game, on the whole, but it's a staggering improvement over the first entry. Of course, it seems to be the go-to "worst" game in the series whenever I see that discussion, which only cements my opinion that these people are sick in the head.
It has a curious mix of good and bad design decisions, and I'm excited to see if it gets better or worse as it goes on. I'm glad I decided not to skip it, which a lot of people online were suggesting.
>>8741225
I would be proud to see my son being so discerning as a ten-year-old.
>>8742182
I remember the template, of course, but I haven't seen this particular rendition.
>>8742374
>>8742382
These were good.
>>8742231
Here's one of my older acquisitions from here, a 2006 vintage (at the latest). Not especially funny, but the picture itself is retro.

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>>8742231

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>>8742480

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>>8742062
Greg Land of Marvel Comics. Infamous for tracing everything, and tracing porn a lot. Said image had Pixie of the x-men being beaten to coma by thugs with baseball bats, but the art comes off in a way that it looks like she is having sex.

>>8742174
>phoneposter
lol

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>>8742490
Pic related, I actually have the "Twitch Plays Pokemon" attempt at that.
>>8742486
Teaching girls about being a Boss. Good idea.

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>>8742510
>phoneposter

???

>> No.8742565

>>8740028
I love the speeding full cartridge, some portal turret shit

>> No.8742621

>>8736356
Fake as fuck.

>> No.8742652

>>8741860
Black people are fucking crazy sometimes and operate on pure whim. He's chill as fuck right then, but you need to take caution because of you misstep he'll forgo all reason. Things go south.
Plus he likes wizards and shit.

Is that game any good though? Did she set him up with some bullshit?

>> No.8742662

>>8742652
You ask at a good time
>>8738617

>> No.8742674

>>8742662
Sounds like a solid "decent".

>> No.8742679

>>8742652
>Is that game any good though? Did she set him up with some bullshit?
She absolutely did not set him up with some bullshit. Demon Stone is VERY fun, made by the guys who did The Two Towers LOTR game so it has a lot of cool setpieces and great fucking combat. Also the half-dark elf Zhai is cute as fuck and waifu material. Game was also not advertised and ended up selling for 2-3$ used at the time. It's a fucking gem and I would recommend if you like hack n slash.

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>>8742679

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>>8742231
Now THIS is funny.

>> No.8742713
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>> No.8742759 [DELETED] 

>>8742231
YOU REALLY THINK IT WAS WORTH WASTING ALL YOUR SPARE-TIME TO GET THROUGH THIS CODE???
DON'T YOU THINK LIFE HAS TO OFFER OTHER PLEASURES LIKE FUCKING A GIRL OR TELEPHONE-SEX
WITH WALTER KONRAD, OR (IF YOU ARE ONE OF THESE CHARLES DEENEN GUYS) HAND-JIVING YOUR
DIG?? SO YOU FINALLY MADE IT THROUGH THOUSANDS OF CYCLES AND WHAT NOW? DO YOU THINK
YOU ARE A STRONG MAN OR WHAT?? THE ONLY THING YOU DESERVE IS A KICK IN YOUR ASS!
INVEST YOUR ENERGY IN SOMETHING USEFULL! TIME IS CASH AND TIME IS MONEY

>> No.8742761

>>8740274
>she

>> No.8742794

>>8742162
kek

>> No.8742803

>>8742346
What's their story?

>> No.8742806
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Always been looking for an image, it would be posted all the time in /vr/ humor threads a long time ago, like 2015. It was the Merman from Castlevania 1. Someone said something along the lines of "He's literally useless, all he does is sit there and wait to attack you which he will always fail at" and the image was of the Merman sitting at a PC all sad with that post faded in the background.

>> No.8742897

>>8742267
see what?? it's pretty overt, what nuance is there to this image?

>> No.8742920

>>8736406
What a slut Yuffie is.

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>>8742920

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>> No.8743118

>>8736350
Wario main here, this is a bad picture and should be edited without the bias. Either shit on everybody or go fuck yourself.

>> No.8743128

>>8743109
shit this is old

>> No.8743130

>>8736356
if a cat attacks you it will hurt like balls. You will instantly let him go and will need medical attention.

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>>8743128
These are classics from /v/'s golden age.

>> No.8743142

>>8741225
>"the same attack does not work on a Saint twice"
i can tell you are full of shit as that only came into play late into inferno.

>> No.8743145

>>8743139
no one says fatlus anymore, damn shame.

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>>8742182
dang, it's been a while since I've seen a card crusher meme

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>>8743145
they kinda do.

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>>8743149

>> No.8743310

>>8741931
Fun fact - Islam is the newest of the Abrahamic religions, by quite a wide margin.

>> No.8743378

>>8743310
that fact wasn't very fun, it was informative but i wouldn't call it a knee slapper

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>> No.8743428

>>8743310
Mormonism?

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>> No.8743759

>>8743378
NTA, but "fun" != "funny"
>>8743428
Considered a sect of Christianity

>> No.8743761

>>8736350
If I can't play as Boo I'm not playing at all.

>> No.8743768

>>8740412
>>8742621
I'm glad we've got detectives here to clear these things up for us.

>> No.8743786

>>8736412
When my stoner cousin was 16 I bought him Dark Souls. He was a fucking casual so I thought he'd never play itbso I told him I'd buy him an ounce of weed if he beat it, thinking he never would. He beat it in two months. Less time than it took me. I was so proud.

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>>8742152

>> No.8743829

>>8739280
*puts in night trap*

checkmate,, PCfats

>> No.8743846

>>8743128
>>8743139
That's what a lot of images ITT seem to be. Not that I mind.

>> No.8743854

>>8740454
NAAAAAAAAAAAAA nanananananana
KATAMARI DAMACY

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>> No.8743995

>>8742171
>The face of one who lures kids.

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>>8743786
It's always surprising how capable some stoners seem to be. Most come across as lazy dribbling retards. But every so often a long time user suddenly does something genius or something sudden and amazingly active like climb on the side of a tall building or something.

>> No.8744167

>>8736350
Had a cousin growing up who would main Yoshi. He indeed did grow up to become a flaming homosexual.

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>>8736338
Not Canon, everyone knows Cloud is a flaming homosexual with a tiny penis

>> No.8744295

>>8742182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCKjctTWIsw
absolutely takes me back

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>>8739502
=D

>> No.8744449

>>8736661
Not true. When I was a teen, I saw a guy grab a cat by the tail and spin him around in an attempt to throw the cat on top of a two story building. Tail didn't come off but the cat hit the side of the building about 3 feet below the roof. That's when I found out cats don't always land on their feet.

>> No.8744460

>>8742125
He meant that Sephiroth thought his mother was Jenova (she wasn't) and that Jenova was a Cetra (she wasn't).

>> No.8744496

>>8740412

MY FUKKEN SIDES

>> No.8744538

>>8736412
My son likes plenty of old shit. I am sick to death of playing castle of illusion on Sega genesis.

Mostly I'm sick of minecraft though holy fuck

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>>8736338
I've seen that drawing dozens of times, and I still think the things coming out to the side of her head are her ears. I know it's a ribbon or scarf or whatever, but it's so hard for me to not see them as years.
I also think she has the best midriff/hourglass I've ever seen on a 2D girl.

>> No.8744724

>>8739281
What happened to the chin strap?

>> No.8744921

>>8739346
yeesh

>> No.8744974 [DELETED] 

>>8744231
The evil clearly looks more beautiful

>> No.8744995

>>8744921
>>8741995
>>8742028
>>8739472
Looking at it never gets old and it's still relevant like a decade after the image was made

>>8743846
>>8743139
I must have hundreds of these on my old computer but frankly I'm too lazy to plug it

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>>8736423
>>8736487
He actually has a few lines in (not-retro) Epic Yarn, and the (part-reto) ability flavor text in NiDL, TAM & SqSq are written from his point of view (where he also seems to have an attitude).

>> No.8745421 [DELETED] 

>>8744974
but take into account that he is a cynical, evil, rebel

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>> No.8745465

>>8739346
What the fuck went wrong?

>> No.8745505

>>8739346
Honestly the greatest thing AI has ever produced

>> No.8745556 [DELETED] 

>>8745421
I know he will grow up and begin posting here with contrarian takes. That's the punishment for our sins.

>> No.8745606 [DELETED] 

>>8744231
>that pic
solid snake vs liquid snake

>> No.8745614 [DELETED] 

>>8744231
>Evil Baby starts with a Ribbon +2
I don't like to powergame in E&B, but being able to sell the ribbon for an early pacifier upgrade just cuts out a lot of the bullshit at the start

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>>8745606

>> No.8745975

>>8745458
Holt shit this is by far the best one in thos thread. I think I may have woken up my neighbors...

>> No.8746245

>>8745287
adventure's manual also has him speaking clearly, and in epic yarn he's shown to explain stuff to prince fluff, even if the actual words aren't revealed.

>> No.8746337

>>8737028
He did. He also had a better voice.
>BEENgo, OHH hohoho!

>> No.8746370

>>8737028
>>8746337
Er, no? The Heavy, Mid, and Low-Weight characters all handle exactly the same within their class, the only difference being some characters have greater "shove" capability (eg. Bowser over Wario)

>> No.8746402

>>8740396
I still use earbuds cus i hate gamer headphones clunky by design and i have big ass monkey ears so they start hurting them.

>> No.8746430

>>8745141
10/10 anon. Very fresh.

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>> No.8746601

>>8740446
I did the same thing on my first playthrough, had no clue he would say that tho

>> No.8746620

>>8744295
I've seen this a million times but it still got an audible kek

>> No.8746692

>>8746586
How much ass? In a day and age where I can head to the store and pick up a 20 pound box of both pussy AND ass, that's important information to know

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>>8746730
>last panel

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Around Jax, never relax.

>> No.8747462

>>8740094
Doom Eternal was basically r/Doom made into a video game.

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I've got the Guts!

>> No.8747545

>>8747403
kek

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>>8747403
Nice

>> No.8747676

>>8737002
Tourist here. Geimu?

>> No.8747991 [DELETED] 

>>8736365
>Don't kill me!
Racist ass bitch, this comic is still a classic after all these years though
Tried making a scary black man and ended up making the ultimate /v/ro

>> No.8748043

>>8736571
Based ethnic cleansing games

>> No.8748051

>>8747676
>Tourist
Yes, indeed. It's Final Fantasy XII.

>> No.8748126

>>8736365
I'd love to play vidya with this guy

>> No.8748167 [DELETED] 

>>8746724
Subtle racism, nice!

>> No.8748187 [DELETED] 

>>8748167
How is it racist?

>> No.8748210

>>8747403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNkRvcUn6VM&ab_channel=Kamidogu

>> No.8748420 [DELETED] 

>>8748187
Everything is racist these days.

>> No.8748425

>>8742467
>my quest to understand the JRPG players
If you weren't at least 7 or 8 before 1990 you will most likely never understand why FF1 was so popular.

>> No.8748461 [DELETED] 

>>8748167
What in the hell are you talking about?

>> No.8748486

>>8748051
Thank you :D

>> No.8748587

>>8748051
You're part of the problem

>> No.8748597

>>8748587
I was ready to spam the catalog with runescape thread if nobody answered

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>>8748167

>> No.8748934

>>8739261
wtf

>> No.8748957

>>8742172
perfect

>> No.8749025

>>8741225
my dad did this with me and cowboy bebop but i was embarassed to admit i liked a show my dad liked so i just left the room

>> No.8749039

>>8748587
>You're part of the problem
But not of the solution.

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>>8748425
I'm not quite that old, but I still see people younger than me saying FF1 is their preference. Out of curiosity, I looked at a (five year old) R*ddit thread on ranking the games, and the top 10 commenters that played both:
>played 9 games, FF1 #6, FF2 #8
>played 15, FF1 #13, FF2 #11
>played 13, FF1 #12, FF2 #13
>played 21, FF1 #15, FF2 #11
>played 18, FF1 #13, FF2 #18
>played 10, FF1 #5, FF2 #7
>played 15, FF1 #12, FF2 #11
>played 12, FF1 #8, FF1 # 11
>played 12, FF1 #9, FF2 #10
>played 18, FF1 #12, FF2 #13
In summary, that's 7/10 that preferred FF1. If I total the rankings (lower is better), they come out as 105 points for FF1, and 113 pts for FF2, out of a range of 10 to 143.
I feel like FF2 is getting the Zelda 2 treatment. Adventure of Link was a fucking blast, but 90% of the statements I hear about it are "haha that weird shitty one". I remember trying to play Dark Souls and getting bored partway through, then coincidentally giving Zelda 2 a try shortly afterward, and realizing that it was actually very similar, yet way more to my taste. I don't know how the former spawned a massive fanbase and the latter is mostly derided. Maybe Zelda 2 was received as just a shitty Castlevania or something; I haven't played many action platformers.

>> No.8749064

>>8749025
you must be 18 to post here

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>>8749064
Anon, his dad could have been like 15 or 16 watching Cowboy Bebop when it first aired on Adult Swim in 2001, then had a kid at 18 or 19 in 2004, and this anon would be old enough now to post here.

Face it, we're getting old.

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mdr

>> No.8749131

>>8736661
What in the fuck are you talking about? You think the spinal column would sever from the tail from a child spinning a cat? Did you take even middle school biology?

>> No.8749137

>>8741225
lmfao based 10 year old. I hope anime dies with the zoomers and millenials. It was never good, we just didn't have anything better.

>> No.8749165

>>8749119
I think young anon forgot

>> No.8749229

>>8749125
Art sections on magazines were so fucking soulful

>> No.8749240

>>8741225
I’ve never understood why Latin Americans are so in love with Saint Seiya, it’s one of the shittiest battle shounen series out there

>> No.8749246

>>8749137
Anime is more profitable and widely consumed now than at any other point in history, so good luck with that I guess?

>> No.8749252

>>8748210
My thoughts exactly

>> No.8749265

>>8744606
Not only did I think those were her ears as a young kid, I thought the materia were the front of her tits. I had seen porn by that point so I knew what actual tits looked like, but I hadn't played FF7 and I played a lot of bizarre games found randomly on the internet, so a character that had dual colored tits didn't strike me as ridiculous.
Was this from the PSM first reveal of the PS2 issue?

>> No.8749308

>>8749240
Pretty much it was the most popular in France. I mean we're the only one who got the first Famicom game outside of Japan.

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>> No.8749429

>>8749240
Based on the Latino friends I have, it represents one of, at most, three anime they have ever seen in their lives, and all three when they were kids. The competition isn't quite as fierce as it is for someone who has seen enough "battle shounen series" to establish an informed ranking.

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>>8736365
God, this comic reminds me of a better era

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>> No.8749527

>>8749240
Came out before Dragon Ball in most places there IIRC, so it was basically the gateway anime of an entire generation. Or battle shounen anime, at least. There was quite a bit of older anime around already (Astro Boy, Speed Racer, Mazinger Z, to name a few), but Saint Seiya was crazy shit to us. I believe Dragon Quest: Dai no Daibouken also preceded Dragon Ball in Mexico, which is why it's also remembered fondly despite being obscure as fuck in the English-speaking world to this day, even with the new series currently airing.

Long story short, Saint Seiya was to us what DBZ was to Americans.

>> No.8749542

>>8736571
I wish we still got newspapers where we could get the news and respond to ads about getting into VCR repair. I want to get into VCR repair

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>> No.8749551

>>8736338
Nig you GOTTA show me what's on page 119

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>> No.8749576

>>8743385
kek

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>> No.8749592

>>8749584
>japanese
>Genesis
Huh?

>> No.8749596

>>8749505
I like how they're all smiling at the viewer but DK and Diddy are looking absent-mindedly at the horizon

>> No.8749604

>>8749592
maybe they just thought the name sounded cooler? Or because their clothes are all in English, they thought they'd go with the US name for the system?

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>> No.8749609

>>8749584
Let's see... do I want to become /fa/ as fuck with zero fucks given about expressing love for my waifu, or do I want to become a cringe, possibly slavic gaymer?

>> No.8749616

>>8749137
Modern anime sucks scrot, but holy fuck do i not hope you are implying modern western animation is in any way "good".

>> No.8749621

>>8746586
How'd they get it to look so good? Any photoshop tips ok how I can make alterations to photos blend in better?

>> No.8749626

>>8744231
but Cloud canonically has a big dick

>> No.8749643

>>8749584
Person on the left is labeled "anime enjoyer".
He also looks exactly like me

>> No.8749663

>>8749626
How big are we talking? Did it satisfy Aeris and Tifa?

>> No.8749670

>>8749663
he's a homo, only sephiroth knows about it

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>>8749663
He didn't fuck Aeris, so we can't be sure about that, and Tifa doesn't say much about it.
Mukki's the only one to comment on it

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>>8746730

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>>8749695

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>>8749125
was ...-man link?
And since when has May had tits like that?

>> No.8749770

>>8749240
>one of the shittiest battle shounen series out there
Aside from the fact that you're wrong, it's cecause it came out in the 80s zoomer. One Piece didn't exist back then. There were only Dragon Ball, Hokuto no Ken, and Ranma.

>> No.8749774

>>8749125
>bottom left
>poorlittleblackmage.avi

>> No.8749808

>>8749125
Imagine having your drawing published but you can't show it to anyone in your family because there are boobs and blowjobs all over the page

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>>8749605

>> No.8749881
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>>8739292
fucking lol'd

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>>8739367
I love you

>> No.8749897

>>8749881
>bionicle wario
>i hear his screams as plastic pieces moving around in a big plastic bin
>so fucking loud

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>> No.8749921

>>8749770
Kinnikuman came out earlier, and it was far better.

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>>8749914
>1-800-MACBUTT
No fucking way

>> No.8749963
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>>8749695
>>8749702
Is there more?

>> No.8749997

>>8749731
>Sonic -->
><-- Mario
Mr. Beardshaw almost certainly grew up to be a political cartoonist.

>> No.8750015

What a great thread

>> No.8750024 [DELETED] 

>>8750015
ligma balls

>> No.8750031 [DELETED] 

>>8750024
Not retro.

>> No.8750065

>>8739387
alhamdulillah

>> No.8750096

>>8749125
Isn't Raziel naked in the games? I don't think he has a dick anymore...

>> No.8750098

>>8742165
I had one of these pieces of shit. The screen had a diagonal row of dead pixels so i had to return it. Screen picture quality was shit anyway.

>> No.8750104

>>8736338
>The holes in the sword
Wow Cloud's kind of small isn't he

>> No.8750128

>>8750104
What, you expect the MC of a Japanese game to have a horsecock?

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>>8750128
he's a manlet too

>> No.8750439
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So I'm playing Secret of Mana with my friend Senate over ZSNES. We just got to The Empire (more than halfway through the game), and he's still wearing his fucking power wrist. It has 4 defense, as opposed to the ~20 defense from the armor available to us right now (this makes a lot of difference in the world of mana), but he keeps it anyways because it has +5 STR which he is convinced is more important than any amount of defense (it's not).
So while we were in the shop at The Empire, he gave up control of his character for a moment to go AFK, so I popped into his inventory and unequipped his power wrist so I could sell it and buy a Golem Ring instead. He noticed soon after he returned that his power wrist was missing, and became irate.
So now we're on our way to "potatos" (he means Potos Village) to buy back his power wrist. What he doesn't know is that he can buy it at the shop we just left in The Empire.

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>>8750475

>> No.8750489
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>> No.8750496

>>8750439
I enjoyed this more than anyone else will admit they did.

>> No.8750498

>>8739280
Funny, because the dudebros that play Xbox -whatever- see plenty of tits.

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>> No.8750510 [DELETED] 

>>8739375
>seething faggot eurabians have to shit up every thread on every board

>> No.8750520

>>8740376
Well, you also weren't there when it actually released and played it on NES like many of us, so there's that. I'd be more concerned for the future of humanity that there are grown ass men that still play pokemon.

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>> No.8750545 [DELETED] 

>>8742231
>I came to a board about things I don't like, entered a thread about things I don't like, and now I'm mad!
Imagine going out of your way to make posts like this and then telling other people about their sex lives lmao

>> No.8750565

>>8750439
Good story. I haven't played the game and it still made perfect sense. Can't say selling your friend's shit is a cool move though. How are you splitting up control of one game via ZSNES? I didn't realize it could do that.
Also,
>lookin' good!
>>8750506
>Of the 200 orcas swimming, 199 were happy.
>>8750520
That argument doesn't make any sense. A game can either be good at release, good now, or both. FF1 was good at release, but bad now. That's my concern, about grown men preferring something that is not good.
Pokemon was good at release, and not great now, but not bad either. Any Pokemon is a far better game than FF1. Hell, the core mechanics are almost totally translated from FF1 to Pokemon, except the latter improved on almost every aspect of it.
>vehicle gating -> HM gating
>customizable team, of 4, several classes -> even more customizable team, of 6, 70+ classes
>random encounters all over -> random encounters in dedicated zones
>cities as tiles on overworld -> cities seamlessly as overworld
>attack, use item, or spells (most are shitty) -> four often unique moves, use item
>almost all enemies just attack directly -> enemies also have varied moves
>up to 9 enemies at once -> only one enemy at once in older games, this goes to FF
>equipment are flat upgrades -> items have varied effects on Pokemon
>level-ups are mostly incremental -> level-ups can be quite significant
>class change -> multiple, branched, or semi-hidden class changes
>items that circumvent spellcasting entirely -> at best you can restore PP
>huge confusing dungeons -> minimal mazes (matter of taste)
>insanely stitched, contrived, and basic story -> basic story
>no metagame -> "collect them all" metagame
>no multiplayer -> battles and trades
>shops are somewhat pointless outside of certain consumables -> shops sell unique things
>great music -> great music
>good sprites -> good sprites

>> No.8750568

>>8743130
cat can no longer attack due to centripetal force

>> No.8750603

>>8750565
>199 orcas were happy
You mean the 199 lifeless orca bodies at the bottom of the pool?

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>>8736350
>tfw pick is Wario because I like his games a ton and heavy weights can be great
>second pick is Luigi because he feels balanced and I enjoy his voice clips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDM_VGfhv_M
Can't tell if I'm a fag or not.

>> No.8750609

>>8739387
There's something oddly contemporary about that Mario illustration.

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>>8750439
>that filter

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>> No.8750682

>>8750439
Ooh, a vintage /b/ classic. Nice.

>> No.8750687

>>8750483
Iwata was too good for this world.

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Holy shit, I just realized it's the 10th anniversary of Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.

Have a screencap of the thread.

>> No.8750703

>>8749816
that's pretty good, actually

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>>8750701
Lol good catch

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>> No.8750719

>>8750625
>>8750565
>>8750496
The story and screenshot are from a /b/ thread circa '04 or '05. Real oldfag shit.

>> No.8750732

>>8750701
The ride never ends

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>>8750482
I was gonna post this one next haha. One of my favorite pictures for sure.

>> No.8750757
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And since we're posting old barely-retro classics...

>> No.8750792

>>8750710
It's a shame this ends at some point. I have no idea how many sleepless nights I spent with the bros, playing video games, board games, and watching movies while stuffing our faces with pizza. It was truly the best of times.
Now most of my friends won't want to play anything unless their girlfriends or wives are out of town, no one has enough time to meet up as a big group, and people have to crash early so they aren't too tired at work.
I'm still eternally grateful for the opportunity though, and it's a motivation to me to try to make the world a better place so that future generations can fuck around at least as hard as I did. Might as well enjoy being alive when and where you can, there's no other point to it.

>> No.8750806

>>8749963
sure, look for [Igyouha Club (Midou Sorawo)] Oyakusoku no Chi X | The Promised Land X (Final Fantasy VII)

>> No.8750850

>>8750792
My feelings exactly. Seeing that pic made me feel both warm and fuzzy, yet sad and melancholic all at once. That's life, I suppose.

>> No.8750863

>>8749731
Very based, you can't joke like this anymore in a mag

>> No.8750871

>>8749890
How did they get the posters so spot on? can't be just from looking at the movie, right? Did they go to the actual school or contacted the studio and went to the set and photographed everything?

>> No.8750874

>>8750489
2008 was the last good year

>> No.8750886

>>8750708
fake image

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>>8750757

>> No.8750914

>>8750708
It honestly never occurred to me to photograph me playing NES, SNES or N64 or my console and TV back in the day even though I spent so many hours and have so many good memories both olaying alone and with family/friends.
We photograph the family and friends smiling at the camera at birthdays and holidays but I think I would enjoy just as much to see photographs of how we actually lived on regular days in the future.
You never know you are in a golden age until it's over.

>> No.8750920

>>8750498
well they can't see past them to their own cocks can they?

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>>8750701

>> No.8750973 [DELETED] 

>>8750710
>shoes indoors
>n64
>junk snacks
america...

>> No.8750981

>>8750757
Apparently I'm in a discord server with the person who drew this

They might have left though

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Thanks doc

>> No.8751149

>>8743142
Not that guy but I can tell YOU are full of shit because they claimed that super early in the show.

>> No.8751173

>>8739429
hey, I know that artist.

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>>8750710
>no cart in the N64

>> No.8751185

>>8751183
There's 2 N64s retard

>> No.8751413

>>8751183
reminder Mario 64 has a mind of it's own

>> No.8751431

>>8750439
It's been at least 15 years since I seen this for the first time and it still gets me. The picture is just perfect, it really feels like the protagonist is looking at the dwarf with an astonished blank stare while the dwarf is pissed.

Also I used to play this online over ZSNES as well, my friend got pissed because I kept using magics which alt the flow of gameplay. Easy for him to say when you got the hero whose physical attacks is his main trait while I deal shit dmg the same way. This game is a test of friendship.

>> No.8751483

>>8750415
Hey, he’s pretty, and that’s all that matters.

>> No.8751487

>>8749921
Anon, don't just check the dates on Wikipedia. Kinnikuman, as influential as it is, is barely known in the West.

>> No.8751543

>>8750981
Are they a faget?

>> No.8751550

>>8736350
When I first saw Wario as a playable character I knew I had to pick him. I am indeed a very cool person

>> No.8751568

>>8749240
I never understood why Andromeda looked so much like a girl

>> No.8751572

>>8750458
holy shit what a blast from the past. I haven't seen this gif in so long

>> No.8751594 [DELETED] 

>>8747991
go back

>> No.8751636

>>8751568
So there could be fanarts of him being gangbanged by every other warrior

>> No.8751660

>>8749687
Well they bone before the crater and she stuck around at least through AC. Its the having kids thing s that's risky since he's got those Jenova cells in him, which is why they werr.adopting street rats.

>> No.8751709

>>8751183
then who was mamma mia?

>> No.8751823

>>8751568
Saint Seiya was proto-fujobait

>> No.8751838 [DELETED] 

>>8739343
not funny
didn't laugh

>> No.8751849

>>8739387
subhanallah, based mario

>> No.8751872

>>8750871
They very explicitly used the movie as a reference, because they didn't know what the US was like, and figured it was a good stand-in for actually sending location scouts. Silent Hill plays at a rather low resolution; it would be very easy to make those pixelized versions off a VHS source.
I think they actually did a great job of capturing a small-town-America feel, despite having no significant knowledge of it. The cutscenes have aged very well, even though the animator at the time was nervous because he didn't have any white coworkers and wasn't sure if white faces moved in those ways or what. Obviously, all faces move the same, but he was still concerned.

>> No.8751890

>>8751872
I wish there was a documentary of Silent Hill 1's development. This is all fascinating.
and yeah, the animator did a fantastic job, same goes for the people that made the town.

>> No.8751904 [DELETED] 

>>8750545
>when everyone knows it's a joke -- except for YOU
Spastic.

>> No.8751957

>>8751890
I think there are little pieces around, but I don't know of anything cohesive. You probably already knew this, but the guy who did all of the cutscenes and so forth was a junior employee, so the company didn't want his name in the "lead" position in the credits. They were going to assign him a supervisor largely for that reason, so he said he would do 100% of the work for the role so that he didn't have to give up the lion's share of the credit. He basically lived in the office for years so that he could work during the day, and then use the office computers to render the cutscenes at night (and they've aged fucking well).
The music and sound effects are obviously huge parts of the game, and at first the team members thought the music guy's soundtrack got bugged or corrupted somehow when he demonstrated it to them. They thought his weird ambient noises were crazy, until he explained his ideas for it, and then they all signed on. I can't imagine that game without its perfect blend of hellish and melodic tracks.
Obviously they went to extra steps with lots of the design, like making sure all of the enemies had thematic import (something they discontinued by SH3), that Harry was inaccurate in frantic combat because he's just a regular guy who has never shot a gun, etc. It's a creative masterpiece, has very clever storytelling, and all from a team that was "leftover" employees from other projects that no one else wanted to work with. Konami essentially put two handfuls of "losers" in a room, gave them a blank slate, and reaped gold.
It was too bad in the long run, because Konami is a terrible company that quite famously mismanages everything, but they can't retroactively ruin the Silent Hill we got. Definitely read up on the production where you can, it is as fascinating as you say.
I do think the roads are a little too wide in the town to be realistic, but otherwise I agree. It's certainly much better than SH2/3 areas.

>> No.8751958 [DELETED] 

>>8750545
>when everyone else is in on the joke...
Tell you what I told the other miserable cunt:
Fuck off, you old nag; you socially retarded busybody.

>> No.8751970

>>8736365
based black bro

>> No.8751971

>>8750792
>I'm still eternally grateful for the opportunity though, and it's a motivation to me to try to make the world a better place so that future generations can fuck around at least as hard as I did. Might as well enjoy being alive when and where you can, there's no other point to it.
You seem like a nice fellow, anon. You'd probably be a goos friend.

>> No.8751985 [DELETED] 

>>8750545
>when everyone else is in on the joke...
Tell you what I told the other miserable cunt.
Fuck off, you old nag; you socially retarded busybody. Answer me this: what's it like to have a mug like a melancholic bloodhound that's had a stroke that's affected both sides of its face?

>> No.8752013 [DELETED] 

>>8750545
>when everyone else is in on the joke...
Tell you what I told the other miserable cunt.
Fuck off, you old nag; you socially retarded busybody. Answer me this: what's it like to have a mug like a melancholic bloodhound that's had a stroke that's affected both sides of its face?

>> No.8752020 [DELETED] 

>>8752013
take it easy, we ain't on /v/.

>> No.8752036

>>8752020
Erm, no. I think I'll just be me -- and NOT be that guy who perpetuates mental fragility. Humor thread, pal.

>> No.8752045

>>8752020
I mean, unless you want the board to be made up of coddled children. Yeah, that wouldn't go down like a lead balloon...

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>>8750482
This one always gets me

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>>8739359

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>>8750669

>> No.8752093

>>8740036
Hairvents, really popular in late 90's and early 00's anime. I wish I could grow some

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>> No.8752131

>>8752062
>this party sucks.jpeg

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>>8744231

>> No.8752536

>>8751568
Fujobait before it was a thing. Also, it's widely rumored Kurumada might be closeted as fuck.

>> No.8752540

>>8739387
>praying like a Christian in front of a Koran
What did Shiggy Diggy mean by this?

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>>8752121

>> No.8752775

>>8750792
It's called 'being a productive member of society', you've been conditioned to waste your time to make someone else, who definitely posts gigachad memes about shitting himself in public and flushing chocolate milk, richer and your life has no meaning if you don't do that.

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>>8750701

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>>8752121
>>8752062
I like these.

>> No.8753060

>>8749125
c'était quel mag?

>> No.8753065

>>8742178
Needs a 4th frame of him playing DoA: Beach Volleyball.

>> No.8753071

>>8752917
>Belmont's strut

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>>8750701
A decade of Mr. Bones... Such a classic.

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>>8751487
Ultimate Muscle was pretty popular in the early 00s, anon

>> No.8753509

>>8749626
not true I've seen it, sub 4 incher

>> No.8753523

>>8736350
Mario mains always get too much hate here

>> No.8753524

>>8753482
as a long time Kinnikuman connoisseur, ultimate muscle was dissapointing

>> No.8753582

>>8736350
idk i like peach but that's because she's cute but according to the list i'm more of a yoshi
except the gay part

>> No.8753603

>>8749125
Holy shit
I remember that the magazine that I used to buy had softcore hentai pics about video game characters.

>> No.8753605 [DELETED] 

>>8739360
>>8739343
Kek

>>8751838
>>8742334
Mad redditors kek

>> No.8753615

>>8736412
I did this to my dad lol now he plays dark souls like a cuck

>> No.8753621

>>8739387
subhanallah

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>>8736338
https://youtu.be/beoiigT1XEA

>> No.8753746

>>8744449
Was the cat okay?

>> No.8753781

>>8744449
The people who do things like that should be evaluated and nerve-stapled.

>> No.8753983

>>8752917
been looking for this forever, thanks

>> No.8753993

>>8753686
holy shit, that's awesome

>> No.8754080

>>8751543
No they play Arcana Heart

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>> No.8754162

>>8753524
Better than notthing though, still i didnt care for some of the animation.

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>>8753060

>> No.8754187 [SPOILER] 
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>>8753603

>> No.8754191 [SPOILER] 
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>>8754187
name the games now.

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>>8754191

>> No.8754197 [SPOILER] 
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>>8754194

>> No.8754281

>>8754194
>Dragon Knight

We both played different versions of pokemon didn't we?

>> No.8754302

>>8754194
I still have this game. I didn't even know what it was when I bought it.

>> No.8754319

>>8754191
I'm pretty sure the image in the right corner is from Shojo DON'T Lakers III (or II).
>>8754194
Dragon Knight IV
But I'm sure that the 65/75% of images are from ELF and Mink given the quality.
>>8754197
I'm pretty sure the image in the right corner is from True Love or Venus, given the long necks

>> No.8754351

>>8754319
>I'm pretty sure the image in the right corner is from Shojo DON'T Lakers III (or II).
not at all

>> No.8754357

>>8740036
well Sephiroth was engineered to clear the path to the promised land

>> No.8754727

>>8742897
Look at the empty materia slots. There's something flesh colored behind the sword. It's Cloud's penis. Cloud's penis is VERY erect, because Aerith is NAKED.

>> No.8754817

>>8752775
Maybe you've been conditioned to be a slave to others? There is no meaning to life, being productive member of society is being productive for society, not for the people who never work but own more money than your family will in 10 generations.

>> No.8754829

>>8754194
Is that /ss/?

>> No.8754840

>>8736661
The tail is a part of its spine, it's pretty resilient.

>> No.8754878

>>8743101
I’m confused, is he mocking Yuffie’s boyish appearance?

>> No.8754954

>>8753781
>nerve-stapled
m-m-m-megabased

>> No.8754965
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>>8753781
>>8754954

>> No.8755036 [DELETED] 

>>8742687
Apparently, the tranny fanny jannies didn't agree. They capitulated to some pathetic excuse of a male in this thread and deleted it. To that pencil necked pansy bitch with the world's thinnest skin:
You're going to die alone and everyone is going to laugh at you. Then you're going to be completely forgotten. Faggot.

>> No.8755038

>>8736350
SNES version is my favourite and I'm a Koopa Trooper main, what does that make me?

>> No.8755104

>>8739287
>>8739304
I remember buying issues of Viz with these ads in them, got to love clueless parents.

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>>8754878
Just Sephiroth being a gamer

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>>8743101
He's right you know

>> No.8755436

>>8750707
not all heroes wear capes

>> No.8755465

>>8736423
Yes because it's basically just Puyo Puyo, I think the writing itself was done by Compile staff

>> No.8755471

>>8736350
Anyone have the Neo Turf Masters version of this

>> No.8755524
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>> No.8755543

>>8739487
I'm fine with that it's the teeth I don't buy.

>> No.8755573

>>8755224
What an unexpected twist these panels are.
>only frozen yogurt is gay
I had no idea Sephiroth was so based.

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>>8736365
>>8749516
this comic is 16 years old. I want to go back, bros

>> No.8755616

>>8749525
Cyborgs aint ladies?
https://youtu.be/TqjUG2rFOq4?t=8

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>>8755573
I 1 more page in between, in case you're interested

>> No.8755689

>>8751872
>Obviously, all faces move the same, but he was still concerned.
Not all people have the same facial muscles.

>> No.8755693

>>8755649
Thanks. I haven't played FF7, but that Yuffie chick is a cutie. It's fairly funny, too. It looks like it was drawn by a woman; nerdy chicks make surprisingly good game comics, for how little I enjoy female stand-up comics.

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>>8755693
nah, a dude made them, his name is Jerkdouglas

>> No.8755805

>>8742165
talk about bloat

>> No.8757387

>>8754194
>>8754829
What's "/ss/"?

>> No.8757419

>most successful /vr/ thread ever

>> No.8757457

>>8736350
I play Toad in every Mario Kart and I'm a massive cunt who yells at people when I get hit with a shell lol

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>> No.8757680

>>8736350
This list is completely wrong

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>teehee naughty words

>> No.8757696

>>8757457
Toad players are always the smuggest, snottiest little shits

>> No.8758024

>>8741909
>research
so uhhh... did you find it?

>> No.8758030

>>8758024
It's fairly vanilla, if you're wondering.

>> No.8758101

>>8754191
I hate this art style.

It's like...Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer-ish.

>> No.8758124

>>8758030
I am, got a link? thx

>> No.8758137

Pretty much everything in this thread is fake but I'm still gonna laugh anyway

>> No.8758139

>>8758124
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3079886

>> No.8758182

>>8742374
>>8742382

I've been trying to find these again for years, please post all that you gave

>> No.8758212

>>8739513
It's worthless without a human hand to correct it on successive passes

>> No.8758284

>>8742806
I also want this image

>> No.8758291

>>8736350
Bowser fag here, grew up with a soft-bully complex and am now a bisexual dom top.

>> No.8758304

>>8753523
He's a firmly alright racer.

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>>8736338

>> No.8758652

>>8736350
>Wariofags think they're unique for being contrarian
lmao

>> No.8758802

>>8758024
No i didnt but damn i tried, i see an anon helped us out. Thanks bud!

>> No.8758814

>>8736339
time traveling andre 3000

>> No.8760659

>>8758308
hot

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>>8760659

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>> No.8760807

>>8757693
cunt flaps?

>> No.8760815

>>8760807
Yes. III had Citizens Raging Against Phones

>> No.8760820

>>8760782
I know this is supposed to be a joke, but that's how I've always seen the scene. If they're not kissing, what are they doing? The other option would be Kirby barfing inside the helper's mouth to "share" the food.

>> No.8760843

>>8760820
That's exactly what they are doing

>> No.8760895

>>8760820
I remember a nintendo magazine saying that when you get a heal you can share it with the helper by giving it a ''hug''

>> No.8760897

>>8760782
based

>> No.8761025

>>8760895
Yeah it's supposed to be a hug, but barfing the food into their mouth as someone previously posted made me laugh a lot so I think I'll stick with that explanation.

>> No.8761056

>>8760782
Snowballing

>> No.8761270

>>8739281
can't believe i saw this thread all those years ago

>> No.8761278

>>8758652
>wario
>contrarian
what is this the eighties

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>>8739281
Oh no

>> No.8761518

>>8760680
Seems like a missed chance for some kind of scale/dragon joke.

>> No.8761682

>>8740454
funny

>> No.8761697

>>8736350
Fuck off, I choose wario and I'm not that good a person

>> No.8761790

>>8750439
The first time I saw this image I was dying of fucking laughter

>> No.8761814

>>8761790
I played the game for the first time about 6 years ago or so, and I was grinning like a motherfucker both when I first got a Power Wrist and when I got to this exact location. Made me wish I was playing with a bro.

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>>8736365
I wanna be rollin' wit da wizzads and this cool homie

>> No.8761925

>>8761486
Literally me.

>> No.8762226

>>8761925
wh-which one?

>> No.8762321

>>8762226
Both.

>> No.8763156

>>8760668
mirin blue valks thighs

>> No.8764008

>>8736616
I don't understand why this is supposed to be strange. If an enemy has a fuckton of HP, you may think it's some sort of shitty environmental puzzle. For example, the Icon of Sin