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8520883 No.8520883 [Reply] [Original]

So many are awful

>> No.8520890

>>8520883
Doesn't look that bad to me.

>> No.8520927
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>> No.8520936
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>>8520927

>> No.8520938
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>> No.8520939

>>8520927
Shit taste, this controller is great

>> No.8520950

>>8520927
Retard alert
>>8520938
Facts. Fuck the gaystation.

>> No.8520953

>>8520950
Gaystation is gay and killed the dreamcast

>> No.8520957

>>8520938
why is it so horrible in the hand?
DS4 might be one of the best controllers ever though, at least ergonomically.

>> No.8520960
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Mushy stick and unresponsive buttons, pure torture

>> No.8520972

>>8520936
>>8520939
>>8520950
Uh oh, some poor kids were stuck with the shitty gravis on thier PC.
>buh, but Jazz Jackrabbit!
Recessed buttons alone are enough to qualify it as trash.

>> No.8520984

>>8520953
Sega killed itself by being an inept company run by retards that lost too much money to even stay in the console business.
Also they followed up the Saturn's god-tier controllers with the shitty Dreamcast controller.

>> No.8521005

>>8520890
it was fucking awful; i tried to throw mine away so many times but it always just flew around in a big loop and came right back at me

>> No.8521010

>>8520972
As opposed to fucking what? We weren't exactly spoiled for choices back then.

>> No.8521020

>>8520927
Had this, it was the best I could get and god was that ever a low bar. The lopsided shape (look, it's like an SFC controller but definitely not!) and screw-in thumbstick were cute but less than useful ideas.

>> No.8521085
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8521085

>>8520883
what's wrong with that controller? Defo seems bonza to me, mate.

>> No.8521120

>>8520927
imagine being a pcfag

>> No.8521134
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8521134

>>8521120
>pcfag
Imagine not having one of these

>> No.8521615

>>8520957
>why is it so horrible in the hand?
Because they took the original Playstation controller and crammed a pair of sticks on it with as little effort as possible.

>DS4 might be one of the best controllers ever though, at least ergonomically.
Because their autistic demand for a touchpad finally forced them to design a new shell.

>> No.8521618

>>8521134
What games can you play with your fax machine?

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>>8521005

>> No.8521658
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>>8520883
Part of me wants to start collecting weird N64 controllers - there's so many of them.

>> No.8521663
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>>8521658
Looks like a sex-toy.
imagine taking this with you over a friend's house. lole

>> No.8522161
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8522161

>>8520883

>> No.8522169

only official controllers should be posted, anyway, worst is the Master System controller

>>8522161
Coleco one is worse

>> No.8522174
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8522174

>mfw using n64 controller

>> No.8522236
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A prototype that needed several more revisions before release.

>> No.8522680
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>>8520883
>Too big for anyone who doesn't have gigantic American gorilla hands

>> No.8522718

>>8520960
I second this; pretty shit

>> No.8522838

>>8521658

Where's the stick? Or the dpad?
You know, the actual controlling part of a controller?

>> No.8522927

>>8522680
It's a controller designed for adult males. Did you think it was a kid's game console or something?

>> No.8522930

>>8520960
felt this too about NES Advantage

>> No.8523323

>>8521134
K.I.T.T.?

>> No.8523328

>>8522838
>Where's the stick? Or the dpad?
>You know, the actual controlling part of a controller?
Wasn't that thing some sort of accelerometer gadget thing/monstrosity?

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>> No.8523404

>>8521005
kek

>> No.8523514
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>>8521618
>What games can you play with your fax machine?
All of them. Every single one.
Get modem. Discover BBSes.
Download any PC game.
Play 100s of different online games
Read message boards. Discover emulators
Download those + endless dumps
Type 1,000s of messages discussing everything.
It's 10x better than 4chan and decades in advance
Sorry feels for neighbors who only play Mario jumpy games & watch tv.

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>>8520927
There was also an upgrade version that had 4 shoulder buttons but needed a TSR for full functionality.

>> No.8523557
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Good idea but tilt control before tilt sensors were accurate.
The only thing it destroyed was your score

>> No.8523604

>>8523536
I'm sorry, you need something more?

>> No.8523750

>>8520927
Didn't the Philips CD-i have the same exact controller (apart from the colours/branding)?

>> No.8523765

>>8520960
These controllers are basically scams.

>> No.8524623

>>8523514
meds now

>> No.8524817

>>8523536
this one was great. I played a ton of emulated RPGs and 3dfx Tomb Raider with it

>> No.8524845

>>8522680
Based
Have fun with your switch, manlet

>> No.8524850

>>8522838
You twist the wheel for left and right on the joystick and the tiny buttons under the wheel are the dpad buttons. It's for racing games.

>> No.8524856

>>8523323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcq1vq_utkI
>>8522680
It grew on me, or should I say I grew on it?

>> No.8524867

>>8521005
Oh man I am laughing

>> No.8524872
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>>8524856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x9tFyEu6VI

>> No.8525142

>>8520960
Wasn't this just a knockoff of the CPS Fighter stick?

>> No.8525270
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>>8522680
The only bad part is the D-pad being based off their old Sidewinder line

>> No.8525335

>>8520927
Never used it, but thought it was a nice design in that you could flip it for left handed players.

>> No.8525342

>>8525270
at least it's not 360 levels of bad. it's good enough for menu or inventory navigation

>> No.8525343
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>>8522838
It was meant to be for racing games, you know like all those fishing controllers of the early 2000s

>> No.8525363

>>8520960
The selection of snes arcade sticks out there is terrible.
The sega one i have doesnt seem bad.
Saturn and Dreamcast ones are nice.
But all the snes ones seem to be ugly and suck.

>> No.8525385

>>8524872
Necronomicontroller 64?

>> No.8525695

>>8520883
>last round in Mario Party
>Wario randomly switches stars with me
>throw controller away
>it comes flying back

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>>8521005

>> No.8525740

>>8521134
Upscalers need to adopt this aesthetic, the current ones kinda stomps my nostalgia boner a bit to much.

>> No.8525895

>>8524850


Sounds logical, like it could work.

But from it being posted in here I assume it's not very good?

>> No.8525974

>>8520883
This is unironically better than the original N64 controller.

>>8520950
>Facts. Fuck the gaystation.
Cope. Sony literally perfected controller design in 1997.

>>8522680
People really gaslight themselves into liking this piece of shit

>> No.8526081

>>8525695
kek

>> No.8526323

>>8520927
Had this long ago, but I could never get it to work.

>> No.8526331

>>8522680
I kneel to the Duke. Only problem it has are the thumb sticks are kind of weirdly designed but the size is not an issue

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>>8521005
very dumb but i laughed anyway

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8526345

>>8520883
dad got this for us for christmas, it's such a piece of shit and never worked properly ever

fuck these nigger devices

>> No.8526349
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8526349

These two are the worst first party controllers ever.

>> No.8526364

>>8520927
this was the greatest thing ever back in the day. it was either this or the keyboard and everyone preferred the Gravis pad

>> No.8527965
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8527965

>>8525974
Zooma tumour. It perfected shit. That's why it still is needing to reevaluate it's design.

>> No.8527982

>>8526349
I can understand the Stock N64 controller to a point, but the Gamecube Controller? Yeah no! Look up the Standard Atari 5200 Joystick controller, OG Atari Jaguar controllers, and the CD-I game controllers, then come back.

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>>8527982

>> No.8528113
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8528113

>>8526349
N65

>> No.8528116
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>>8528113
Modern stuff is worse.

>> No.8528119

>>8526349
They're literally two of the greatest controllers ever made

>> No.8528647

>>8525740
That would require cases made in molds rather than being made of layers of acrylic.

>> No.8528664

>>8526349
GameCube controller was fantastic from both an ergonomic and design perspective. I played 90% of my wii games with it just because it felt so much better

>> No.8528714

>>8521010
The keyboard. Why would you ever need anything else? I understand wanting it, but ms-dos games played just fine on keyboard.

>> No.8528949

>>8523370
>口 is square
>円 is circle

lol

>> No.8529124

>>8528714
>The keyboard.
Get fucked with your cop-out, fucking coward. "Bad if you do, bad if you don't." Eat shit.

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>>8525270
get mogged

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>>8520883

>> No.8529721

>>8523370
I regret not picking that up at FUCKING GAMESTOP for less than 10 burgerbucks.