/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.8514605]

>Game is called Street Fighter
>Never fight any actual streets
what bullshit

[Anonymous No.8514621]

>>8514605
in india they have a game called Street Shiter

[Anonymous No.8514632]

"Final Fantasy" isn't final, there's more than 15 games after that! Freaking squarehacks, rename the series to "Endless Fantasy" already.

[Anonymous No.8514641]

>>8514605

[Anonymous No.8514645]

>>8514605
>>8514641

[Anonymous No.8514693]

>Alone in the dark
>you are not alone
>it's not dark
>just a lot of in the

[Anonymous No.8514698]

>Game is called Mortal Kombat
>half the roster is made up of immortals

[Anonymous No.8514712]

>>8514698
>Mortal Kombat
>11 games and dozens of spinoffs in
>no character has canonically died

[Anonymous No.8514727]

>>8514605
>Game is called Shojo Sentai Lakers.
>There are five big breasted girls, not Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Kobe Bryant.

[Anonymous No.8514736]

>>8514712
?
You clearly haven’t played the games

[Anonymous No.8514743]

>>8514736
the fatalities never actually happened, anon

[Anonymous No.8514758]

>>8514727
Shojo means young girl, baka gaijin.
Apologize to the giga tits now.

[Anonymous No.8514768]

>>8514743
Hanzo Hasashi is literally dead anon

[Anonymous No.8514773]

>>8514641
>>8514645
>reading comprehension
Here's your hint: OP didn't say "in".

[Anonymous No.8514776]

>>8514712
The original Sub Zero died
Goro died
Kintaro died
Liu Kang died
Kenshi died

I'm sure there's more, but 11 fucks around with timelines so some are alive again and you can play as revenant (zombie) versions of some dead characters.

[Anonymous No.8514784]

>>8514776
You don't fight streets in Mortal Kombat either. Fucking idiots couldn't even copy Street Fighter right.

[Anonymous No.8514801]

>>8514605
>Never fight any actual streets

[Anonymous No.8514805]

>donkey kong
>no donkey

[Anonymous No.8514819]

>>8514605
>Game is called Street Fighter
Never fight a street.

[Anonymous No.8514826]

>>8514641
>>8514645
based

[Anonymous No.8514831]

>>8514768
>>8514776
>th-they're dead!
>literally still playable characters

that makes them immortal

[Anonymous No.8514836]

>Dragon Quest
>dragons are a minor enemy you encounter during random battles on the overworld map

[Anonymous No.8514837]

>>8514805
You've been reading the title wrong. It's Don Keykong.

[Anonymous No.8514840]

>>8514836
It's okay anon, they later retconned it so you're some super special last of the dragon hybrid race thing because obviously everything needs to be overtop pants on head retarded lore and you can't just be a fucking knight on a quest.

[Anonymous No.8514845]

>mechwarrior
>your a warrior mech

[Anonymous No.8514847]

>>8514840
>a fucking knight on a quest

That's a different series called Ghosts 'n Goblins

[Anonymous No.8514852]

>legend of zelda
>but it's the adventure of link

[Anonymous No.8514948]

>>8514605
>Wolfenstein 3D
>there's not even a single wolf, just dogs
>it's not even really 3D

[Anonymous No.8514975]

>Quake
>no controller rumble function

[Anonymous No.8515002]

>the Longest Journey
>it’s actually not that long

[Anonymous No.8515008]

>Mega Man
>he is a little boy
>in fact he is a robot

>Final Fight
>there are at least 2 other fights after this one

>StarCraft
>you don't build stars

>Sonic Wings
>no flying hedgehog

>The King of Fighters
>there is no single "king" since you fight in groups of 3
>Fighters isn't even a monarchy

>Sid Meier's Civilization
>build several civilizations, none are Sid Meier's

[Anonymous No.8515037]

>>8514641
Every stage in SF Alpha 1 is on a street or public area

[Anonymous No.8515056]

>>8514621
Is it a maze game?

[Anonymous No.8515057]

>>8514605
>>8514801
You would expect a game called "karate fighter" to be about some guy who is a karate fighter and fights against other people. So Street Fighter should be a game about a martial artist street fighting against people.

[Anonymous No.8515097]

>Metroid
>you play as Samus

[Anonymous No.8515105]

>Gauntlet
>none of the characters wear heavy armor

[Anonymous No.8515106]

>King’s Field
It belongs to the people.

[Anonymous No.8515108]

>EverQuest
>you sit in a corner of a dungeon and kill the same monster over and over again

[Anonymous No.8515118]

>Art of Fighting
>The graphics aren't that great

[Anonymous No.8515127]

>Unreal
>the game exists

[Anonymous No.8515130]

>completely finish Marathon
>still obese
wtf

[Anonymous No.8515132]

>Resident Evil
>only some of the games have residences

[Anonymous No.8515135]

>Battletoads
>you're toads that battle

[Anonymous No.8515137]

>Resident Evil
>The evil is basically squating.

[Anonymous No.8515139]

>Metal Gear
>It's the name of the weapon

>Metal Gear 2
>The mech is called Metal Gear D

>Metal Gear Solid
>The mech is called Metal Gear Rex

[Anonymous No.8515149]

>Dragon quest
>It's actually not that long

[Anonymous No.8515154]

>>8515149
>It's actually not that long
You’ve never played a dragon quest game have you

[Anonymous No.8515168]

>Little Nemo
>he's a big guy

[Anonymous No.8515171]

>wind fish
>it's neither

[Anonymous No.8515191]

>>8515171
Must be some Euro game that on came on the Amstrad,C64 and ZX Spectrum

[Anonymous No.8515202]

>>8514605
>kid chameleon
>You don't play as a chameleon

[Anonymous No.8515206]

>Lost Vikings
>they're right there on the screen

[Anonymous No.8515239]

>>8514605
>Duke Nukem 3D
>Duke doesn't activate nukes

[Anonymous No.8515248]

>>8514773
Then OP is the one who lacks reading comprehension. A street fighter is someone who fights on the street.

[Anonymous No.8515313]

>Super Mario Bros 64
>The Mario Bros aren't super heroes
>there aren't 64 bros
>Not even a pair of bros, just a single guy

[Anonymous No.8515319]

>game is called 'animal crossing'
>the animals live in their houses, not crossing the street
>japanese name is 'animal forest'
>a lot of them don't even live in the forest
>in fact the newest one, there's no forest anymore, everyone's on islands
>the animals now have to cross the oceans to go from island to island

[Gwensissy No.8515330]

>>8515132
You could even argue that there isn’t even that much Evil. I dislike my neighbour but I wouldn’t call him Evil just because he got unwillingly turned into a fucking zombie. All of the zombies and monsters are victims. Fucking stupid game developers.

[Anonymous No.8515343]

>>8515008
>>The King of Fighters
>>there is no single "king" since you fight in groups of 3
It has King and Duck King, though.

[Anonymous No.8515345]

It took me a long time to figure out Link isn't Zelda

[Anonymous No.8515351]

>game called Darius
>it's about fish in space
I see.

[Anonymous No.8515352]

>>8515343
And now King of Dinosaurs. But which one is the King of Fighters?

[Anonymous No.8515356]

>>8515352
They wuz kings.

[Anonymous No.8515364]

>>8515345
Additionally, only the second game is about the legend of Zelda. Every other game is about the Triforce or something.

[Anonymous No.8515379]

>>8515364
The backstory for this game is another reasons why the timeline is fucking trash. Wish they'd just admit they retconned the classic games out of canon already. It would be retarded but not as retarded as what they're doing with it now.

[Anonymous No.8515395]

>>8515364
mah boi

[Anonymous No.8515410]

>>8515352
All three of them - KOD, King, and Duck King. They are the true King of Fighters team.

[Anonymous No.8515412]

>Phantasy Star
>scifi series

>Double Dragon
>no dragons to play as or fight against

>Dead or Alive
>not a zombie game

>Smash Brothers
>Very few relatives. Also female characters

[Anonymous No.8515419]

>Mario World
>is a small country at best

[Anonymous No.8515424]

>guilty gear
>nobody shows any guilt
>no gears to be found anywhere
>wacky anime characters fighting each other instead

[Anonymous No.8515431]

>>8515424
Actually this one is wrong as many characters in the series are motivated by guilt (such as Faust) and the whole plot is due to the Gears destroying everything, with Justice being the final boss of the first game and Dizzy in the second.

[Anonymous No.8515432]

>>8514840
>retconned
That's just DQ8 which isn't even connected to the rest of the series you fucking dumbass

[Anonymous No.8515438]

>>8515431
What the fuck even is a gear? I played Guilty Gear X as a kid and couldn’t make head or tails of what the goddamn plot was supposed to be.

[Anonymous No.8515441]

>>8515412
>Double Dragon
>no dragons to play as or fight against
It's called Double Dragon because the protagonists are twin Bruce Lee clones named Billy and Jimmy.

[Anonymous No.8515445]

>Fear Effect
>game is about Chinese prostitutes

[Anonymous No.8515447]

>>8515248
No, that's a fight on streeter.
Idiot.

[Anonymous No.8515449]

>>8515438
They're hybrids with potentially cataclysmic powers or something. And I agree, even Blazblue makes more sense than the amazing clusterfuck that is GG.

[Anonymous No.8515454]

>>8515206
kek

[Anonymous No.8515460]

>>8515438
Nowadays they even have a manga of sorts on the official website where they give a very condensed recap of the plot until GG2. But GG is one of those games where the title is literally what it's about, Sol is the prototype gear and he feels guilty. If we exclude /vr/ though, as of Strive:
>Sol is no longer guilty
>probably not even a gear anymore
>chilling in retirement, not striving for anything

[Anonymous No.8515467]

>Mario Bros
>Only one is named Mario, the other's named Luigi

[Anonymous No.8515479]

>glover
>plot does not feature a person responsible for knitting and fashioning apparel for hands

[Anonymous No.8515487]

>>8515441
Bimmy

[Anonymous No.8515490]

>>8515467
https://youtu.be/EchwIoG9P2U

[Anonymous No.8515494]

>vectorman
>composed of spheres

[Anonymous No.8515495]

>>8515487
>LOOK AT ME! I SAW THAT AVGN EPISODE!

[Anonymous No.8515831]

>>8515239
You launch two nukes in E4L11 though. Throughout the game there's also a lot of nuclear waste, and some nuclear reactors, as well as the Atomic Health powerups, and explosions even do little mushroom cloud shapes (which is purely aesthetic, admittedly).
Depending on how you look at things, also, the buttons at the end of the levels may also be involved in activating some sort of nuclear bomb (perhaps setting off a timer on a static one, or launching a missile with an atomic warhead), optionally the button may interact with a reactor in some way.

The imagery isn't just ALL for show.

[Anonymous No.8515992]

>>8515364
>Additionally, only the second game is about the legend of Zelda
Funny how it's not even called "The Legend of Zelda", but just "Zelda II".

[Anonymous No.8516071]

>>8515445
>STDs are nothing to fear
Ok Chang.

[Anonymous No.8516121]

>>8514605
>ehonda
>not an internet car
like they weren't even trying

[Anonymous No.8516194]

>>8514836
The final boss is a dragon, though, and the quest is to defeat him.

[Anonymous No.8516880]

>super mario
>his abilities in no way exceed that of Luigi, the princess, or a random member of the mushroom race

[Anonymous No.8516975]

>Hot Dog Storm
>there aren't any hot dogs

[Anonymous No.8516983]

>>8515056
It's a Shart 'em up

[Anonymous No.8516998]

Is Danny the only Fight you could Street?

[Anonymous No.8517105]

Any good games where you fight streets? Seems like a cool boss fight concept tbhfam

[Anonymous No.8517117]

>>8517105
Katamari Damacy

[Anonymous No.8517124]

>>8517105
Simcity 2000

[Anonymous No.8517137]

>>8514632
Endless fantasy sounds way better than final fantasy

[Anonymous No.8517176]

>Dungeons & Dragons
>you fight kobolds in an open field

[Anonymous No.8517240]

>Mad Max
>he's the only sane man in a mad world

[Anonymous No.8517278]

>>8516121
>ken
>not a doll

[Anonymous No.8517286]

>Jazz Jackrabbit
>the musics aren't jazz

[Anonymous No.8517293]

>>8517278

[Anonymous No.8517313]

>Link's Awakening
>you're actually waking up the wind fish and maybe a seagull

[Anonymous No.8517324]

>Jurassic Park
>most of the dinosaurs are from the triassic and cretaceous periods

[Anonymous No.8517401]

>>8515154
I didn't think it dragged on that much.

[Anonymous No.8517467]

>Kirby's Dreamland
>doesn't take place in a dream

[Anonymous No.8517628]

>Samurai Spirits
>There's only one proper samurai

[Anonymous No.8517629]

>>8515319
If you listen closely on a quiet night, you can still hear the Doubutsu no Mori anon screeching about how the kanji used for "mori" shouldn't be translated as either Forest or Crossing.

[Anonymous No.8517638]

>>8515379
One of the Zelda threads figured out about a month ago that the actual fault lies in Nintendo claiming that Twilight Princess happens the same amount of time after Ocarina of Time that Wind Waker did, but no one understood that they were trying to explicitly state taht Twilight was suppose to completely retcon Wind Waker out of existence.

[Anonymous No.8517669]

>Star Ocean
>You stay on a single planet the whole time

>Dr. Mario
>He's actually just a pharmacist

>Tekken
>No one's fists are made of iron


>Raiden
>You play as a jet, not the Japanese god of storms

[Anonymous No.8517672]

>>8517628
Was it really called Samurai Sprit in Japan? To be a samurai you must be employed warrior for a lord. Do the others have lords or is the game called something else on pokemon isleand?

[Anonymous No.8517691]

>>8515127

[Anonymous No.8517725]

>>8517672
The only samurai is Jubei Yagyu, the rest are ronins, ninjas and assorted warriors.

[Anonymous No.8517786]

>Diablo
>nobody speaks Spanish

[Anonymous No.8517790]

>Diablo
>she's a girl

[Anonymous No.8517794]

>pacman
>your an androgynous blob

[Anonymous No.8517802]

>>8517794
Actually he's extremely masculine by Pac standards, a species where females grow bows on their heads.

[Anonymous No.8517829]

>>8515106
This is so stupid but it made me laugh really hard
>>8515130
This too

[Anonymous No.8517918]

>pokemon
>pokeballs clearly too large to fit an entire team in your pocket

[Anonymous No.8517950]

>>8517725
and earthquake

[Anonymous No.8517973]

>>8517918
I actually used to think about this as a kid, don't the pokeballs shrink in the anime or something though? I mean, they don't go in your pocket but they fit in some sort of belt holster or something, far as I remember.

[Anonymous No.8517993]

>>8515345
>The only game with Zelda as the player character is a CDi one
For some reason when I bring up the possibility of a Zelda game where you actually play Zelda people get super pissed off and I can't figure out why

[Anonymous No.8518019]

>>8517993
Did people get angry when Princess Peach had become a playable character?

[Anonymous No.8518062]

>>8514837
Dong kikon

[Anonymous No.8518073]

>>8518019
yes because unfortunately the game sucked

[Anonymous No.8518108]

>>8518073
Which game were you talking about?
I don't play many Mario games and the only one I played with playable Peach is Super Mario Bros 2 which is a convertion from another game.

[Anonymous No.8518139]

>pokeballs
>no testicles the entire game

[Anonymous No.8518149]

>>8517973
Team of six
One Pokemon in hand
Remaining PokeBalls clips to a beltloop
Pants average 5 loops.

[Anonymous No.8518152]

Why are they called the "rebel alliance"? They're not independent factions allied for a common goal, they're all members of the old republic who want to return back to the way things used to be. If anything, they should be called the conservatives.

[Anonymous No.8518169]

>Advanced Civilization
>game ends at late iron age

[Anonymous No.8518193]

>>8514605
> Team Fortress 2
> no fortresses
> arguably no teams
> pick demoman
> equip splendid screen
> it is neither a screen nor is it splendid
> am no longer a demolitions man
> also am not demonstrating anything

[Anonymous No.8518204]

>>8514605
> Killing Floor
> Don't actually fight any floors to the death, just monsters.

> Quake
> not a single earthquake in any game

> Halo
> game isn't about angels

[Anonymous No.8518208]

>Donkey Kong Country
>said Country isn't even legally owned by the DKs as K. Rool provides the documents to institute legit authority over the land

[Anonymous No.8518401]

>DOOM
>ending has bunnies

[Anonymous No.8518413]

>>8514605
>Variable Geo
>no variable geometry at all, just girls beating the crap out of each other

[Anonymous No.8518414]

>>8514605
i want to fight a streets. where do i sign?

[Anonymous No.8518434]

>>8514605
> Final fantasy
> There's like 20 of them

[Anonymous No.8518443]

>>8514776
Armageddon literally revived everyone before killing before killing everyone and the game after that just goes back in time to MK1 tournament

[Anonymous No.8518447]

>>8514605
The street always wins.

[Anonymous No.8518546]

>Grand Theft Auto
>you play as a black

[Anonymous No.8518573]

>>8518546
The most well picked MC in gaming history.

[Anonymous No.8518606]

>double dragon
>there's not even 1 dragon, let alone 2

[Anonymous No.8518615]

>>8518546
The first game lets you play as the Saint Floyd himself!

[Anonymous No.8518636]

>Wolfenstein 3d
>is actually 2.5d

[Anonymous No.8518786]

>>8515319
>villager named 'Bob'
>clearly wears a dress
>villager named ankha (nile in japan)
>wears a hawaiian shirt
>olivia
>has a mole on her face
>bonbon
>isn't actually candy
>mitsy
>john carmack killed her ages ago
>kk slider
>he doesn't slide
>blanca
>isn't the street fighter character
>mr resetti
>not related to tommy vercetti
>tom nook
>he is neither a cat nor a small crevice

[Anonymous No.8518789]

>>8518546
finally, realism in games

[Anonymous No.8518849]

>Darkstalkers
>bright and colorful cartoon games

[Anonymous No.8518860]

>>8518546
>Italians are black now
goddamn, I guess Justice League was right

[Anonymous No.8518897]

>>8514605
Just part of your Tuesday morning commute

[Anonymous No.8518913]

>>8518204
>not a single earthquake in any game
False, the Dissolution Of Eternity expansion pack featured earthquakes. They were also fucking annoying.
I think Quake 2 also had some earthquakes.

[Anonymous No.8519087]

>>8518615
kek
the resemblance is uncanny

[Anonymous No.8519117]

>>8514632
>>8517137
>Endless fantasy
>each game has an end (except the MMOs, I think)
They should have just called the second game "First Fantasy" as a really distant prequel and then continued from there.
Then the actual "Final Fantasy" would be the final game in the series when they eventually stop making them.

[Anonymous No.8519167]

>>8515008
>Rockman
>You're not a rock
>You don't even use rocks

[Anonymous No.8519174]

>Paperboy
>Can play as a girl in later games

[Anonymous No.8519181]

>Resident evil
>First game takes place in a house
>2nd game takes place in a city
>3rd game takes place in a city
>4th game takes place in a village
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.8519256]

>>8519181
The resident is the virus, so in this case the name is correct

[Anonymous No.8519368]

>>8514641
Gen is bringing it to that sign, Ryu is washing the literal street. /thread, thank you for clearing this up, anon

[Anonymous No.8519702]

>>8519256
This

[Anonymous No.8520342]

>>8518860
ayyy hol up you sayin
*smacks lips*
we wuz
*steals car*
romanz?
*goes to jail*

[Anonymous No.8521060]

>>8514836
Weeeellll to be faiiiir.

The first game your main quest was to save the slut princess from the Dragon, then it was to kill the Dragon Lord. But yeah aftert hat it's just a name I guess.

[Anonymous No.8521061]

>>8519181
>house
A residence, which contains residents.

>cities and villages
Contains many residences, which also contain many residents. Possibly even evil ones.

[Anonymous No.8521116]

>Duke Nukem
>he's not a member of nobility
>nobody gets nuked

[Anonymous No.8521139]

>>8521116
>he's not a member of nobility
You don't know that.

>nobody gets nuked
Ah, but that is wrong: >>8515831

[Anonymous No.8521148]

>>8521139
your either nuked or your not, there's no such thing as ambiguous nukage

[Anonymous No.8521171]

>>8521148
I don't think there's anything ambiguous about literally launching two nuclear missiles and then later seeing the resulting mushroom clouds on screens, ergo, nuke'm
It's not perhaps as grandiose and awe inspiring as the ballistic nuclear warheads in Shadow Warrior (JUST LIKE NAGASAKI!), but it's there. That weapon really should have been in DN3D.

[Anonymous No.8521252]

>>8517725
Ronin are still Samurai.
>>8517950
Earthquake is a ninja.

[Anonymous No.8521268]

>Mortal Kombat
>they misspelled Combat

[Anonymous No.8521273]

>Perfect Dark
>Literally no levels achieve perfect darkness

[Anonymous No.8521425]

>game is called diablo
>Not a single instance of la cuceracha

[Anonymous No.8521428]

>>8514768
>>8514743
>>8514736
>>8514712
wasn't "Mortal Kombat'' just the name of the tournament?

[Anonymous No.8521438]

>>8517401
kek'd, and immediately regretted it.

[Anonymous No.8521472]

>Rescue Rangers
>you mostly just murder small animals

[Anonymous No.8521493]

>>8521273
third level in the game is pitch black unless you use night vision goggles, bitch

[Anonymous No.8521504]

>game is called Kirby
>you play as Kirby
holy SHIT

[Anonymous No.8521517]

>cave story
>neither of the two caves have anything to do with the story
>>8517993
you get to play as her in spirit tracks too.
>>8518108
probably super princess peach.

[Anonymous No.8521590]

>donkey kong
>he's a gorilla

[Anonymous No.8521607]

>>8521116
>>8521139
>>8521148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oM6KjiWyHY

[Anonymous No.8521626]

>zombies ate my neighbors
>zombies don't actually eat your neighbors unless you suck

[Anonymous No.8521631]

>Oregon Trail
>there's no actual trail
>you're straight offroading it
>you're literally fording rivers

[Anonymous No.8521701]

>Final Fantasy 3
>it's actually the 6th in the series

[Anonymous No.8521904]

>>8519167
>>Rockman
>easiest opponent is scissors
BRAVO CAPCOM

[Anonymous No.8521965]

>teenage mutant ninja turtles
>you play as a mutant turtle ninja in his teens

[Anonymous No.8522219]

>ensure I bought the devil game from the right place
>ensure I set the game to English
>restart the game several times
>even tried playing around with config files
>no matter how much I try the title screen still says "Diablo"

[Anonymous No.8522249]

>Viper GTS
>Absolutely no racing

[Anonymous No.8522261]

>Panzer Dragoon
>No tanks

[Anonymous No.8522385]

>Prince of Persia
>The main character has no Persian/Iranian blood

[Anonymous No.8522457]

>>8522249
>Viper GTS
>Absolutely no giantess

[Anonymous No.8522546]

>>8521425
It does have El Chupacabras though.

[Anonymous No.8522607]

>>8515351
also contains no Hootie & The Blowfish songs

[Anonymous No.8522634]

>Bushido Blade
>get shot with a gun

[Anonymous No.8522663]

>>8515330
to be fair the original title is biohazard. So, stupid 90s US marketing department

[Anonymous No.8522687]

>The Last Blade
>multiple characters wield bladed weapons

[Anonymous No.8522708]

>>8522663
>game is called a biohazard
>handled the games several times as a kid with no protection
>decades later I'm still fine

[Anonymous No.8524129]

>parasite eve
>it's actually symbiotic

[Anonymous No.8524184]

>>8515097
>The most well known word in the Chozo language is Metroid, which means "ultimate warrior".
>Samus is the Ultimate Warrior

[Anonymous No.8524347]

>Quake
>It's not about earthquakes

[Anonymous No.8524362]

>Blood
>there's lots
I was satisfied.

[Anonymous No.8524369]

>Super Smash Bros.
>has women in it

[Anonymous No.8524454]

>>8522634
fucking lost

[Anonymous No.8524575]

>Punch-Out
>most of your wins are by TKO

[Anonymous No.8525237]

>Greendog
>you're not green
>you're not a dog

[Anonymous No.8525242]

>>8514847
>ghosts ‘n goblins
>never fight any goblins

[Anonymous No.8525249]

>>8519117
>when they eventually stop making them

[Anonymous No.8525276]

>call of duty
>who was phone

[Anonymous No.8525352]

>Gothic
>not about the Goths, medeival architecture or women who dress in black
>Heroes of Might and Magic
>its mostly magic with some might
>Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
>main antagonist is not a devil, nor is she red

[Anonymous No.8525383]

>Game Boy
>it's gender neutral

[Anonymous No.8525983]

>>8525276
Calls don't have to be made by phone in order to be considered calls.

[Anonymous No.8526123]

>Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
>You can play as Tony Hawk
>You can play as a random Pro Skater
>You can't play as a Pro Skater who belongs to Tony Hawk

[Anonymous No.8526157]

>Way of the Samurai
>you can dismiss said Way of the Samurai altogether

[Anonymous No.8526158]

>>8514605
>Medal of Honor
>You don't get awarded the Medal of Honor at the end of any of the games

[Anonymous No.8526309]

>Metal Slug
>not even one cyborg arthropod

[Anonymous No.8526531]

>>8514605
>MoonWalker
>You don't walk on the Moon.

[Anonymous No.8526563]

>Mega Man Zero
>not a prequel
>you don't even play as Mega Man
>Zero is not a Mega Man
>technically he is not really Zero either
never before has a game lied so much in such a short title

[Anonymous No.8526883]

>>8514605
>Marvel vs Capcom
>Cant play as Marvel nor Capcom

[Anonymous No.8527558]

>>8514693
>just a lot of in the
what did he meme by this?

[Anonymous No.8527598]

>>8526883
You can play Captain Commando in MvC1+2 and Captain Marvel in MvC Infinite

[Anonymous No.8527765]

>Nintendo 64
>it's their 3rd console

[Anonymous No.8527818]

>Phantasy Star Online
>You can play the game offline

[Anonymous No.8527983]

>Atari 2600
>not 2.6kbyte of memory
>not a 2600-bit cpu
>not released in the year 2600

[Anonymous No.8528010]

>House of the Dead
>doesn't take place exclusively in a house

[Anonymous No.8528020]

>>8514605
>Splatterhouse
>The house ends up burning to cinders, not splattering

[Anonymous No.8528257]

>>8514632
Is anthology series, so each game it's own thing except stuff like Final Fantasy X-2.

[Anonymous No.8528432]

>>8527765
Fun fact: the Nintendo 64 derives its name from the fact that N is the 64th letter of the alphabet.

[Anonymous No.8528436]

>Postal
>you don't deliver any mail at any point in the game

[Anonymous No.8528437]

>metroid prime
>it's not a prime number

[Anonymous No.8528470]

>>8515168
For you.

[Anonymous No.8528550]

>Bomberman
>he's not muslim

[Anonymous No.8528565]

>>8528550
In the European localizations he is. Gotta appeal to the largest demographic afterall.

[Anonymous No.8528582]

>Redneck Rampage
>it's legitimate self defense

[Anonymous No.8528804]

The name of Duke Nukem 3D's first map is disappointingly misleading, to say the least

[Anonymous No.8528918]

>World of Warcraft
>actually encompasses an entire universe of worlds as well as alternate dimensions and timelines

[Anonymous No.8528930]

>>8514605
more like street fucker

[Anonymous No.8528935]

>Final Fantasy
>17 sequels not even counting the ones without numbers in their name

'Final' my ass

[Anonymous No.8529060]

>Breath of Fire
>nobody breaths fire

[Anonymous No.8529289]

>>8528020
But there's lots of splattering inside the house.

[Anonymous No.8530270]

>>8528010
First one did, but the future ones really didn't, besides Scarlet Dawn.

[Anonymous No.8530273]

>Wolfenstein 3D
>No wolves, you just have dogs instead

[Anonymous No.8530280]

>Alex Kidd in Miracle world
>No Miracles happen in this world

[Anonymous No.8530283]

in Marvel Vs Capcom, the Hulk can hit Street Fighters with the street

[Anonymous No.8530292]

>Pokemon
>You don't poke anything

[Anonymous No.8530304]

>Pit fighter
>No pits

[Anonymous No.8530313]

>Super Mario World
>takes place on an island
FUCK, I HATE NINTENDO!

[Anonymous No.8530319]

>Final Fight
>There are fights afterwards

[Anonymous No.8530327]

>Counter Strike
>You don't go on strike over a counter

[Anonymous No.8530332]

>Metroid Zero Mission
>There's one mission

[Anonymous No.8530338]

>Dirty Harry
>He's actually clean

[Anonymous No.8530343]

>Sega Genesis
>It's not the first game console

[Anonymous No.8530348]

>Magnavox Odyssey
>It's a console, not a journey

[Anonymous No.8530360]

>Richard Scarry's Best game ever
>There are better games

[Anonymous No.8530363]

>Sony Play station
>It's not actually a station

[Anonymous No.8530368]

>Sega Dreamcast
>It's not actually a cast from your dreams

[Anonymous No.8530373]

>Atari Jaguar
>It's not even a cat

[Anonymous No.8530384]

>Silent Hill
>There is sound

[Anonymous No.8530391]

>Megaman X
>It's not the 10th game in the series

[Anonymous No.8530397]

>Super Smash Bros. Melee
>There are projectile weapons in the game

[Anonymous No.8530403]

>Die Hard
>You don't die with an erection

[Anonymous No.8530410]

>Virtual lab
>The game is in some weird ass starry void

[Anonymous No.8530418]

>Sim City 2000
>It's actually the second Sim City, not the 2000th

[Anonymous No.8530426]

>Final Doom
>More Doom games were made afterwards

[Anonymous No.8530446]

>Beatem' and Eatem'
>You don't beat people up and eat them

[Anonymous No.8530452]

>Philly Flasher
>could take place anywhere, and you don't flash light at people

[Anonymous No.8530463]

>Deus Ex: Invisible war
>you can see it

[Anonymous No.8530470]

>Beatmania IIDX 13 Distorted
>You can see some things clearly

[Anonymous No.8530478]

>Dance Dance Revolution
>You don't take part in a revolution

[Anonymous No.8530491]

>Para Para Paradise
>It's not really even a place

[Anonymous No.8530493]

>>8521904
Anon, the easiest is Bomb Man

[Anonymous No.8530498]

>>8522249
>Viper GTS
>approximately zero snakes

[Anonymous No.8530503]

>Duke Nukem 3D Plutonium Pack
>No plutonium included

[Anonymous No.8530514]

>Last Bible
>Book of revelation appears nowhere in the plot
>except the US version
What the fuck were Atlus thinking?

[Anonymous No.8530517]

>Deus Ex
>It's not about having a problem with an angry ex

[Anonymous No.8530519]

>Jesus
>It's not about Jesus Christ

[Anonymous No.8530526]

>Genocide
>No Genocide happens

[Anonymous No.8530543]

>Madden
>not even a character
>who the fuck is John Madden anyway

[Anonymous No.8530548]

>>8530519
Is that game any good? Saw it got a proper translation recently and I downloaded the rom but I don’t want to sink hours into something that might be total ass

[Anonymous No.8530551]

>>8530543
HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE

[Anonymous No.8530770]

>Space Invaders
>not a game about sexual harassment

[Anonymous No.8531243]

>>8514632
It's because they thought it was going to be their last game. If only...

[Anonymous No.8531878]

>>8531243
That story is false, the real story is that they wanted to call it Fighting Fantasy, but couldn't because of something else using that name, so they used the next best English F word.

[Anonymous No.8531881]

Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game

[Anonymous No.8531889]

>>8514727
>>8514758
>game is called Bulls vs Lakers
>the Sei Shojo Sentai Lakers never show up in it

[Anonymous No.8531920]

I never see any birds...

[Anonymous No.8532023]

>>8531881
>Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game

> Game is called Street Fighter: The Movie
>Contains 0 : Street Fighter: The Movie

[Anonymous No.8532646]

>Ultima
>it's actually mediocre

[Anonymous No.8532905]

>>8532646
it's literally just isekai shit just like narnia

[Anonymous No.8532938]

>>8514605
>tekken never had any tek or ken.

[Anonymous No.8533068]

>>8531881
>This was almost called Street Fighter 3

[Anonymous No.8533074]

>Football
>it's soccer

[Anonymous No.8533231]

>International Superstar Soccer
>instead of international superstars you're playing as literal made up nobodies

[Anonymous No.8533235]

>>8514605
>Radiant Silvergun
>no radiant silver guns

[Anonymous No.8533251]

>game genie
>you don't have to rub it

[Anonymous No.8533257]

>sonic
>it's not about sound

[Anonymous No.8533259]

>>8533251
wait a minute, you don't?

[Anonymous No.8533315]

>mario 64
>he doesn't 64 the princess

[Anonymous No.8533317]

>>8533251
> also doesn't grant you any games

[Anonymous No.8533324]

>>8533315
LMAO

[Anonymous No.8533332]

>Super Mario Sunshine
>I still feel like shit

[Anonymous No.8533342]

>>8530273

Also not 3D

[Anonymous No.8533351]

>Sonic 3D blast
>Its actually only okay at best, unless if you mean the Saturn version, and even then it doesn't tell you when in the Sonic Timeline it's in.

[Anonymous No.8533354]

>>8514605
>Quake 2
>Has no direct relation to the first Quake whatsoever

[Anonymous No.8534752]

>>8514605
>Black boxer dude who looks like Mike Tyson
>Moves are named around bulls like "Buffalo Headbutt" and "Crazy Buffalo"
>Gets a weird European sounding name like Balrog instead of Mike Bison

>Dictator and last boss who is at the top of the Shadallo's hierarchy
>Original portrait had a star on his cap
>Main special move is where he burns like a star while flying forward
>Glows weird colors on a few normal attacks
>Instead of being named after Vega, the brightest star, gets named Mike Bison

>European bullfighter made by Japanese dudes who know nothing about Europe
>Mainly embodies random European stereotypes like yodeling and being a fag obsessed with beauty, even being blonde and blue eyed in some games
>They probably just named him any random European-sounding word they heard
>Instead of leaving him as Balrog they steal dictator's name for him, at least this one fits

Goddamn Americans ruining my Street Fighter

[Anonymous No.8534919]

>>8534752
Why couldn't they just remove the "M." from the name if they feared getting sued by Tyson?

[Anonymous No.8534924]

good thread

[Anonymous No.8534928]

>>8534919
doubt it was Tyson himself who would sue them most likely nintendo

[Anonymous No.8537068]

>dreamcast
>no lucid dreaming add-on

[Anonymous No.8537174]

>Xbox
>it's still a box

[Anonymous No.8537616]

>The Elder Scrolls
>tried to teach my grandpa but he still can't use a mouse wheel or touchscreen

[Anonymous No.8537674]

>MOTHER
Mom isn't a main plot point

[Anonymous No.8537767]

>called NBA Jam
>Jackie Chan
FUCK

[Anonymous No.8539251]

>Grand Theft Auto
>you have to do all the theft, it's not automatic

[Anonymous No.8539278]

>>8518860
>clancy brown
>brown
how deep does it go?

[Anonymous No.8539282]

>>8539251
>You do petty thefts, nothing grand

[Anonymous No.8539285]

>>8519117
>endless fantasy, endwalker

[Anonymous No.8539545]

>>8539278
>brown animation cel
>Cell
they were trying to warn us

[Anonymous No.8539648]

>star wars galaxies
>it all takes place in one galaxy

[Anonymous No.8539673]

>>8517324
lame

[Anonymous No.8539679]

>Mario Land
>it's not actually owned by Mario

[Anonymous No.8539707]

>>8534928
I merely meant his lawyers and shit but
>nintendo
How so?

[Anonymous No.8539728]

>>8533231
license problems

[Anonymous No.8539750]

>Castlevania
>Castle isn't owned by a woman named Vania

[Anonymous No.8539757]

>Monster Party
>It's a hellish nightmare, there is no party

[Anonymous No.8539767]

>>8537674
>Mother 3
>protagonist doesn't have three moms

[Anonymous No.8539780]

>>8514605
>super smash bros.
>aint no single brotha in the game

[Anonymous No.8539891]

>>8520342
Neat mod I guess but I prefer the original look for Tommy Vercetti.

[Anonymous No.8540159]

>>8539780
>called the "Wii"
>you play it alone with the deeldoe while the rest of the niggas play with Pee Ess Triple
come on, man

[Anonymous No.8540201]

>the amiga
>it's clearly an english speaking male

[Anonymous No.8540212]

>>8539750
Vania is short for "Ivan" a common Slavic name

> you fight Romanian vampire lord instead of resurrected Lenin

[Anonymous No.8540590]

>>8514712
Technically, every MK character has died at least once. They either just don't stay dead or they get replaced by a version of themselves from another timeline from before they died or where they never did.

[Anonymous No.8540650]

>>8540590
Original Subzero was replaced by his brother.

[Anonymous No.8540663]

>>8514975
UHM, ACKSHUALLY
Now I'm imagining a world where they released KB/M sets with rumble motors, that'd be fucked

[Anonymous No.8540727]

>Super Mario Land
>It's foreign country that isn't Mario's
>Game ends in the sky

>Parappa the Rapper
>Just spergs out repeating what people say like an autist instead of rapping

>Donkey Kong Country
>Only the first game takes place on Donkey Kong Country

>Silent Hill
>There's sound

>Pac-Man Arrangement
>It's not an arrangement of furniture that's shaped like Pac-Man

[Anonymous No.8540983]

>>8539780
But it has Mario and Luigi

[Anonymous No.8541017]

>make a shitty thread
>no wool or feces involved
>suck some dick 'cuz you're OP

[Anonymous No.8541327]

>Sneak n' peek
>you sneak, but there's no voyeurism nor sneaking up on people while they shower or use the toilet.

[Anonymous No.8542134]

>>8514605
You fight cars

[Anonymous No.8542138]

>>8540727
>Just spergs out repeating what people say like an autist instead of rapping
So the game is accurate to the real thing, gotcha.

[Anonymous No.8542449]

>>8515191
lolno, it's from Link's Awakening.

[Anonymous No.8542924]

>Resident Evil
Game isn't about fighting a corrupt HOA that refuses to let people mow their own lawns.

[Anonymous No.8543098]

>>8539282
You steal many, many cars, which would add up to quite a lot of money, more than enough to count as Grand Theft. It would have to be one poor and really beat up, and worn out old Yugo, for car theft to count as Petty Theft.

[Anonymous No.8543102]

>>8543098
You can play the game without stealing many cars though, so a far more accurate title would be Grand May Theft.

[Anonymous No.8543115]

>>8543102
lmao. Given that you only actually need to accrue enough score to progress to the next part of the game, that ends up being true. Man, it would be a damn tedious way to play the game, a lot of missions would be unbeatable because you just don't have the speed to get around on time when on foot, and many require explicit car theft.

[Anonymous No.8543117]

>Rise of the Triad
>They falls

[Anonymous No.8543126]

>Blood Will Tell
>Tell's Overture never plays at any point in the game

[Anonymous No.8543820]

>>8527983
2600 was internal model number of vsc and according to a atariage poster it's a reference to 2600 hertz which isn't in atari but a phone hacking thing

[Anonymous No.8543826]

>>8537174

[Anonymous No.8543830]

>>8543102
In every gta till vc iirc there were a mission named "grand theft auto" which consisted of stealing a number of luxury cars

[Anonymous No.8544073]

>>8543098
I always thought a grand theft was a theft of value that equals 1000 dollars or more, hence 'grand theft'. Before Cash4Clunkers destroyed the used car market, cars that were barely 10 years old were worth less than a grand unless it was something distinctly valuable like a sports car (but obviously not performance versions of everyday shitboxes like the Taurus SHO).

[Anonymous No.8544083]

>>8543115
>playing GTA but you follow all traffic laws

[Anonymous No.8544680]

>Game is called Live a Live
>I'm here playing an obscure SNES JRPG alone in my room instead

[Anonymous No.8544797]

>>8544680
The Three Great She-Devils of Squaresoft

[Anonymous No.8546053]

>>8514758
Shojo means virgin

[Anonymous No.8546472]

>nethack
>not a game about hacking websites
>doesn't even have computers in it

[Anonymous No.8546884]

>3DO
>Has very poor 3D capabilities

[Anonymous No.8547037]

>>8546053
Well now it's just false advertising then

[P. Sevenleaf No.8547059]

>>8514727
>Kobe Bryant
If he was in the game it'd be Shojo Sentai Rapers.

[Anonymous No.8547092]

>>8546053
>>8547037
My bad, the correct romaji is actually Shoujo (young girl).
I copied Shojo (virgin) from >>8514727.

[Anonymous No.8547095]

>>8544680
Maybe it's supposed to be ironic?
Although
>logo says "LIVE A EVIL"[sic]
>you "live" through several evils during the game and even get to be one if you want to

>>8544797
I understood that reference, even though I can't remember the third game (the second being Bahamut Lagoon) anymore.

[Anonymous No.8547103]

>>8547095
Live A Live
Bahamut Lagoon
Final Fantasy VIII

[Anonymous No.8547174]

>PC-Engine
>games don't look like PC games

[Anonymous No.8548295]

>>8547092
>romaji
roumaji