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>wake up
>smell cookies and cocoa
>peer outside window
>its snowing
>hear chrisrmas music
>go downstairs
>HONEY come help your mother
>realize youre a kid again, in the early 90s
>play mario on your old nintendo

>> No.8458673

Fuck off, frog posting retard.

>> No.8458678

>>8458665
My mom never cooked for holidays, she was a fan of ready-made shit.

So in that particular scenario I would laugh at the dumb alien who coded that simulation so sloppily.

>> No.8458680

Can you imagine being able to get in on Bitcoin right at the start.

>> No.8458684

>>8458680
I wanted to but I was a retarded kid and my mom wouldn't let me

>> No.8458691
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>>8458665
All this shit happened to me two days ago. Get on my level, OP.

>> No.8458695

>>8458665
>what did you want me to do mom
>just stand still on the tarp honey...c-close your eyes

>> No.8458698
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8458698

>>8458665
the pastor/reverend in our small town church said that christmas was a pagan holiday and it was a sin to celebrate it, so I never had a christmas tree or received gifts as a kid

>> No.8458704

>>8458698
damn imagine being an old fart with a shit childhood, no memories to hold onto as the sun sets and darkness takes you

>> No.8458710

>>8458698
God damn, every small town I've been in has like 25 churches, you got shit luck with your parents taking you to the retarded one. My church had a room for children to play video games in.

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>>8458665
>HONEY come help your mother

>> No.8458743

>>8458734
Based Tara enjoyer

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8458750

>>8458673

>> No.8458753

>>8458698
He was right. Christmas just sort muscled in on pagan holidays and stole the traditions as dominant religions are prone to do. Christmas trees, hanging mistletoe, exchanging gifts, Santa Claus, none of this has anything to do with little desert baby.

>> No.8458758

>>8458680
>implying that isn't what happened on this playthrough of the game in the new game + setting
shiggy. you anons should play with CLOs once you have $40k or more of Bitcoin under your control.

>> No.8458767

>>8458673
Imagine getting this mad at a cartoon frog.

>> No.8458779

I have never seen snow.

>> No.8458781

>>8458753
it's true, the Catholic church I was raised in historically co-opted pagan traditions. there's also a connection with Saturnalia. in fact, Catholicism's ability to absorb influences while still retaining a cohesive identity is why it was so successful.
what can I say, time keeps on slippin into the future, like that Eagles song