/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.8398084]

Imagine being The guard in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Fisher, where did ya go, all invisible and shit, with your body in the shadows. I totaly cannot see you right there over me with a giant bulb of light behind you. when all he really wants to do is shot the fucking guy right in the balls. Like seriously imagine having to be Soldier and not only have to ignore the guy in plain fucking sight right in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the giant 3 green lights he carries in his head, while he just sits there, ,load after load, until he perfected the take down. Not only having to tolerate the fucking audacity of hiding in plain fucking sight but his haughty attitude as everyone on here tells you that DANM THATS THE BEST STEALTH GAME EVER MADE. WHERE DID FISHER GO? IS HE A GHOST OR SOMETHING?? because they're not the ones who have to walk pass there and watch the fucking elephant in the room jump from 2m onto the ground making the biggest sound in the world and you have to act like you didnt noticed it. You trained your entire life in the best boot camps in russia and was survived war zones that were considered suicide missions your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Afeganistam. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his fucking balls while he just hangs in there waiting for you to pass, smugly assured that you are oblivious to the king of stealth(for that is what he calls himself)" , the stealth he worked so hard breaking every single light bulb in the previous room's. And then the player reloads again, and you know you could kill the fucker before he even finishes climbing the wall but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Professional. You're not going to lose your future main character status in a generic FPS game over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it

[Anonymous No.8398190]

>>8398084
kek, I used to play a shitload of Spies vs Mercs online back in the day and only found 1 spot that you could do the leg split in the cover of darkness, and every single time without fail the merc players would be looking straight up when they walked along that balcony because where else am I going to be hiding?
Spies vs Mercs was an absolute masterpiece because it still worked 100% as a stealth game on the splinter cell engine but accounted for human mercs pinging grenades into ventilation shafts instead of shouting HE'S A SHADOW every few seconds, and actually checking behind their back every few seconds instead of at the end of a scripted patrol route.

[Anonymous No.8399684]

>>8398084
>I totally cannot see you right there over me with a giant bulb of light behind you.
Big problem is all stealth game, they check if you're "inside" a shadow, but never if what is behind you.

[Anonymous No.8399694]

>>8398084
https://vocaroo.com/1e4jmI44AQXb

[Anonymous No.8400725]

The enemies in MGS have a FOV of about 5 feet. They're games, if you want realistic stealth assassination go join the Yakuza or something

[Anonymous No.8400737]

>>8400725
>splinter incell brings up MGS unprompted

[Anonymous No.8402519]

>>8398084
the true Chad move for Fisher would have been to pull his dick out and swung it around like a helicopter propeller. Inevitably the guard would hear the whirring sound of Sam Fisher's dick slicing through the cold night air. Just as his head tilts up, Sam would say "open wide for daddy" as he starts pissing into the guards gaping mouth. The guard is shocked when he realizes his mouth is being pissed into by what looks like a demon with 3 glowing green eyes and gasps as he inhales several ounces of Fisher's piss straight into his lungs. He falls over, choking up Fisher's piss all over himself, and Fisher drops down onto his neck and brakes it before casually saying "night night" and walks away.

[Anonymous No.8403563]

>>8402519

[Anonymous No.8403570]

>>8402519

[Anonymous No.8403576]

>>8400737
>splinter incell

[Anonymous No.8403804]

>>8398190
>Spies vs Mercs
I wish I played more of this when there was still people to play with. Only played it a few times with a friend but it was awesome.

[Anonymous No.8404234]

>>8400737
>that crouching pose
a work of art

[Anonymous No.8404307]

>>8398084
How do they not see the glowing green light

[Anonymous No.8404334]

>>8404307
The explanation is that the lights are invisible in the game's logic, they appear green so the player can orientate themselves in darkness

[Anonymous No.8404847]

>>8402519
>brakes it

[Anonymous No.8405143]

>>8404847
goddamnit the thread was already on page 10 and I rushed to finish the post before it was archived! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.8405149]

>>8404847
goddamnit the thread was already on page 10 and I rushed to finish the post before it was archived! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.8406279]

>>8402519

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[Anonymous No.8406653]

Best Chaos Theory level? you're not a normie who prefers Bank by default, right?

[Anonymous No.8406994]

>>8406653
why settle for less

[Anonymous No.8407006]

>>8406994
because the patrician choice is Hokkaido

[Anonymous No.8407015]

>>8398084
Now this is the autism I miss from this site.

[Anonymous No.8407289]

>>8404334
This. The developers said it in a interview more 10 years ago. It's pretty much like an arrow pointing you above your head.